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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Apparently.

Post on here what you want and you never know you might get it.

I’m feeling I need a bit of affirmation, could I have some fabs please.

Failing fabs, pics of boobs, bums, cocks and foofs would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Apparently.

Post on here what you want and you never know you might get it.

I’m feeling I need a bit of affirmation, could I have some fabs please.

Failing fabs, pics of boobs, bums, cocks and foofs would be nice.

You’ve seen all my peen pics I can’t keep up

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Wouldn't say no to Kelly Brook in the passenger seat of an Aston Martin Vantage. Trip to Scotland (Skyfall area).

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pics sent..

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Wouldn't say no to Kelly Brook in the passenger seat of an Aston Martin Vantage. Trip to Scotland (Skyfall area)."

I’ll have a word with her, see what I can do. Will an E Type Jag do if she hasn’t got an Aston.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Money? Can I ask for money? And lots of it?

...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have a fab

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Pics sent..

Wow. You’ve made me a happy boy.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Money? Can I ask for money? And lots of it?

..."

Well you can ask.

If you could address your request to

The Chancellor

No 11 Downing Street.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I did this yesterday and ended up with a sore arm

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I did this yesterday and ended up with a sore arm

Aha. But for bigger benefits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s give this a try …

*throws coin into the wishing well…

“I want to meet up wit someone I fancy.”

*waits

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Apparently.

Post on here what you want and you never know you might get it.

I’m feeling I need a bit of affirmation, could I have some fabs please.

Failing fabs, pics of boobs, bums, cocks and foofs would be nice.

You can already see all of our pics (sory thay are all so tame) so I've dropped you a few fabs instead

K x

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I'm feeling a bit ick today and would love a nice massage

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In really fancy some sex today but I don’t have time

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"In really fancy some sex today but I don’t have time

In? I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have rather sore legs today, massages would be very much appreciated.

Failing that, some sympathy will suffice

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

I really want my own nylon clad high heeled mistress to serve …………….. searching forever

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm feeling a bit ick today and would love a nice massage

I hope you’re soon well, in the meantime I’ve got those essential oils warming up.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I really want my own nylon clad high heeled mistress to serve …………….. searching forever

Don’t we all.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"In really fancy some sex today but I don’t have time

In? I "

I’m busy building a time machine

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would like a house with the main living rooms south facing, solar panels on a discreet out of the way building. Two guest bedrooms en suite, a large en suite master bedroom with adjoining walk in wardrobe and dressing room and a further spare bedroom. Main living room, library, dining room, hobby room and large kitchen please. A further discreet and lockable play room fully equipped.

Outside large grounds, an indoor pool with bi fold doors all round, a hot tub and sauna, walked garden, woodland and plenty of outbuildings. Large garage and workshop. Situated somewhere close to countryside and coast

Thank you in advance

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

*walled garden

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Where to start, I'd love to have someone help clear too many emails, or maybe a nice AC Cobra on the driveway, or an endless supply of cold Corona. Happy to settle for the odd fab, some boobs and world peace though

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A night out with another Tgirl this Saturday

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"I would like a house with the main living rooms south facing, solar panels on a discreet out of the way building. Two guest bedrooms en suite, a large en suite master bedroom with adjoining walk in wardrobe and dressing room and a further spare bedroom. Main living room, library, dining room, hobby room and large kitchen please. A further discreet and lockable play room fully equipped.

Thank you in advance

Can you make that two of those please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm cock to put my cold hands on.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I have rather sore legs today, massages would be very much appreciated.

Failing that, some sympathy will suffice

I can offer you a foam roller and lots of sympathy (mine were in bits on Tuesday)...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Thank you in advance

Can you make that two of those please

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have rather sore legs today, massages would be very much appreciated.

Failing that, some sympathy will suffice

I can offer you a foam roller and lots of sympathy (mine were in bits on Tuesday)..."

I’m terrible with foam rollers, I never have the minerals to roll them properly, cos it hurts too much.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Thank you in advance

I think you’ve just described the perfect house.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A warm cock to put my cold hands on."

Will you rub them together first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask for it to be May 2020 again? start of the happiest 6 months of my life before some selfish bastard ruined every hope and dream I had

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I ask for it to be May 2020 again? start of the happiest 6 months of my life before some selfish bastard ruined every hope and dream I had

You can but then you’d have to go through it all again, go to May 2023 when something much happier is starting.

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By *0nnyMan
over a year ago

walsall

Would love some cheeky messages or a few fabs

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I really want to drive a Lamborghini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes... You only get one chance to be truly happy, and it never, ever comes round again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snog please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A snog please

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In but i didnt read what im in on i couldnt be arsed good luck happy birthday im sorry to hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A snog please

On my way"

Pucker up

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A snog please

On my way

Pucker up

How does two snogs sound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A snog please

On my way

Pucker up

How does two snogs sound.

Sounds good to me

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

I want to fast forward to the 15 October and the first dicking I’ll be getting since February

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm slightly hungover and I feel like seeing some boobs in my inbox will make me feel better. Worth a shot!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I'm feeling a bit ick today and would love a nice massage

Love giving massage, nice earm essential oils, candles, music.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A snog please

On my way

Pucker up

How does two snogs sound.

Sounds good to me

What about three?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I want to fast forward to the 15 October and the first dicking I’ll be getting since February

I hope you get a dicking as good as the one Manchester Utd got from City.

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

"I want to fast forward to the 15 October and the first dicking I’ll be getting since February

I hope you get a dicking as good as the one Manchester Utd got from City.

Haha… that would suit me just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love some fabs…

I’d love some feet pics…

I’ll settle for a wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A promise....

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"A snog please

Aww, that's so sweet and wholesome, my favourite post of the day

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"A warm cock to put my cold hands on."
at your service.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A warm cock to put my cold hands on.at your service.

A cold bum to put my warm hands on.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I did this yesterday and ended up with a sore arm

Aha. But for bigger benefits.

Absolutely. Grinding coffee this morning was a bugger

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"A warm cock to put my cold hands on.at your service.

A cold bum to put my warm hands on.

"
you're in luck there, her bum is always cold.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A warm cock to put my cold hands on.at your service.

A cold bum to put my warm hands on.

you're in luck there, her bum is always cold.

Not surprised in this weather.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A link to the issue of Razzle where Granny was “wife of the month” please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a tall, articulate, intelligent geeky guy

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I want a tall, articulate, intelligent geeky guy

I can manage 3 out of 4, but can't tell you which one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a tall, articulate, intelligent geeky guy

I can manage 3 out of 4, but can't tell you which one. "

Damn should have added single

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I want a tall, articulate, intelligent geeky guy

Damn, damn, damn, woohoo.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Pics of ladies in blue underwear please.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I always have & always will want what I cannot have

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I want a boyfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A warm cock to put my cold hands on.

Will you rub them together first.

Won't that cause a fire?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Or in my case if you ask you still won't get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A warm cock to put my cold hands on.

at your service.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I always have & always will want what I cannot have

Does that make you want it more.

It’s not me is it?

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I want a tall, articulate, intelligent geeky guy

I can manage 3 out of 4, but can't tell you which one.

Damn should have added single

It's even more complicated than that, as well as the wife I am also owned by another couple. Getting express permission from 3 people can be like herding cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked if the female combined Scandinavian beach volleyball team could join us in a baby oil factory but so far we don't seem to be having much luck....

How's about one hot lady for a sleepover then? Not guaranteed to be tucked up asleep by ten mind

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By *0nnyMan
over a year ago

walsall

Looking for something to keep my hands warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a boyfriend.

Um I'm thinking that a boy is in no way equipped to cope with you at all

Definitely going to require a man (or woman depending on your preferences (pitchforks down at the back please)). Looking at those rosy butt cheeks someone with a firm hand too...

Feel free to correct me though

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I want a boyfriend.

How .. I don't understand.. either you live in the Vatican, a gay club or a colony of eunuchs. You should be having crowds of eligible man-hotties beating down your door 24 hours a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pregnant bump photos.

Though I doubt i'll get many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want a gf and a bf to share and see both together and separately. Hopefully not a pipe dream.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"I want a boyfriend.

Um I'm thinking that a boy is in no way equipped to cope with you at all

Definitely going to require a man (or woman depending on your preferences (pitchforks down at the back please)). Looking at those rosy butt cheeks someone with a firm hand too...

Feel free to correct me though

Fine then, a manfriend or a womanfriend… or both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a boyfriend.

Um I'm thinking that a boy is in no way equipped to cope with you at all

Definitely going to require a man (or woman depending on your preferences (pitchforks down at the back please)). Looking at those rosy butt cheeks someone with a firm hand too...

Feel free to correct me though

Fine then, a manfriend or a womanfriend… or both.

See - my professional skills have come to some use today after all - requirements management and refinement may be boring as fuck but more likely to produce the results you want!!!

Now step up Men and Women there's a job to be done here!!!!

What about naked attraction? Ever consider giving that a crack

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By *igEnwMan
over a year ago

Ellesmere port

Want some exciting plans for next week..

And have some fans..

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Going with the whole ‘you don’t ask you don’t get logic’

I would like a pic of a peachy bum or perky boobs in my inbox! Pretty please

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going with the whole ‘you don’t ask you don’t get logic’

I would like a pic of a peachy bum or perky boobs in my inbox! Pretty please

haha"

That was easy enough - that said it was tempting to send a picture of mine!!

Viking

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I want a boyfriend.

If it's OK by you, I've fabed a couple of your pics. Very classy stuff.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Boobs and bulges please

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

I’d love a nice petite pair of boobs with stiff nipples please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a boyfriend.

Me too

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

A bit of a cuddle and warm snuggles at night. Comfy mattress and cosy duvet. Good coffee in the mornings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For this delivery to get here. Rescheduled for today and of course its going to take to the end of the delivery time to arrive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok

I’d love a nice petite pair of boobs with stiff nipples please xxx"

I'm really not sure that they would suit you

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Ok

I’d love a nice petite pair of boobs with stiff nipples please xxx

I'm really not sure that they would suit you"

He might like mine, probably only an A cup but the piercing makes it bullet stiff all year round.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I would like a beautiful lady to send me a message to wish me happy birthday xx

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Apparently.

Post on here what you want and you never know you might get it.

I’m feeling I need a bit of affirmation, could I have some fabs please.

Failing fabs, pics of boobs, bums, cocks and foofs would be nice.

I've sent you a cock pic. You're welcome!!

Gbat

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I'd like a few hot videos to be sent my way.

Gangbangs, groups, threesomes or couples, in that order of preference please. (or just a video that you think is hot!).

Cheers,

Gbat

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Could I have a cuddle please ???

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Can someone make me a coffee and give me a foot rub please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine please.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"I want a boyfriend.

What's is the matter with the men of Redhill ??? Can't they see how stunning you are

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"Can someone make me a coffee and give me a foot rub please?

I'm on my way to the Midlands now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've asked several times but you won't let me

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I'm grinning like 'the cat that got the cream'

some lovely folks sent me some bootyful pics

. It's true folks if you don't ask you don't get lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine please. "

What model?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have wine. Yay it worked.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Someone who wants to spend time with me & adores me.

Failing that not buying my own birthday presents would be nice and throw a back massage in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inner peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inner peace"

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