FabSwingers.com forum: Frog found in Bananas

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A Dominican Tree frog has been found alive in a bag of bananas bought from a Saindburys in a town called Tamworth which is near the M6 Toll Road.

The family called the RSPCA who confirmed that the frog was not poisonous and took it into care. RSPCA frog experts have praised the family for not touching the frog in case it was dangery. Inspect those bananas is Toms motto. Who knows what lurks between those bananas

It's all over the news

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I bet the family were hopping mad

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Some frogs carry hallucinationogenic chemicals on their backs and in parts of American culture in the swamplands they actually lick the frogs to get high.

This makes their eyes roll in their heads and hence the name frog eyes. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some frogs carry hallucinationogenic chemicals on their backs and in parts of American culture in the swamplands they actually lick the frogs to get high.

This makes their eyes roll in their heads and hence the name frog eyes. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet the family were hopping mad"

I think this thread has legs.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Frog licker now that's different. I bet there are a few women on here that have kissed a few frogs in their time.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Hot dog jumping frog..

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I thought it said “Pajamas” and got excited… apologies

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

As the RSPCA weren't sure how safe it was to transport it they had the Frog Toad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s in the news? … I haven’t “read’it”!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Hot dog jumping frog..

"
albuquerque..

Sorry, had to spell check that one.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"As the RSPCA weren't sure how safe it was to transport it they had the Frog Toad

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

We all stand together..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Hot dog jumping frog..

albuquerque..

Sorry, had to spell check that one.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I always check bananas for spiders.

I’ve read enough Tom threads to always keep my eyes………peeled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very exciting this article

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Was it called Jeremiah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks goodness the bag didn't have an opening where the reptile could escape from ! Nothing worse than toad in the hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like he "kermitted" to a long journey, someone had better inform miss piggy he's been found

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What is the difference between a frog and a toad ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life lesson: don't buy green bananas.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I always check bananas for spiders.

I’ve read enough Tom threads to always keep my eyes………peeled."

Peeled………… I see what you did there

Oh, and I thought you ought to know, before you find yourself in an embarrassing situation, one of your boobs has fallen out of your top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those big spiders - they normally come over with bananas…

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Good job them frenchies didn’t find him they’d of eaten him

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I always check bananas for spiders.

I’ve read enough Tom threads to always keep my eyes………peeled.

Peeled………… I see what you did there

Oh, and I thought you ought to know, before you find yourself in an embarrassing situation, one of your boobs has fallen out of your top.

Has it? Do you want to pop it back in for me then?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Those big spiders - they normally come over with bananas… "

That’s why you should always wash them first………

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

Do frogs eat bananas? thanks a bunch

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Worked in a banana room amazing some of the things that come with them spiders snakes lizards to name a few

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Do frogs eat bananas? thanks a bunch"
nope but Kermit eats miss piggy

(drops mic)

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I always check bananas for spiders.

I’ve read enough Tom threads to always keep my eyes………peeled.

Peeled………… I see what you did there

Oh, and I thought you ought to know, before you find yourself in an embarrassing situation, one of your boobs has fallen out of your top.

Has it? Do you want to pop it back in for me then?

I was thinking it would be better to bring its mate out to join it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Life lesson: don't buy green bananas."

Don't buy bagged bananas full stop. They are more expensive than the loose fruit and typically have wasteful plastic.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Those big spiders - they normally come over with bananas…

That’s why you should always wash them first………"

Agree..

Nobody wants a mucky spider..

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"Life lesson: don't buy green bananas.

Don't buy bagged bananas full stop. They are more expensive than the loose fruit and typically have wasteful plastic. "

And frogs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Baron Silas Greenback strikes again!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Baron Silas Greenback strikes again!

Where's danger mouse when you need him?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I found an orange in amongst some bananas once… I stopped shopping at Morrisons after that.. lost faith in them… coincidentally that never made the news.. but it should have!!!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Ban a na ban a na.. we all stand together.

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

News reports that the number of French people buying bananas shoots up…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do frogs eat bananas? thanks a bunch nope but Kermit eats miss piggy

(drops mic)"

Whats green n smells of pork?

Kermits finger

I'll get my coat

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

I wouldn't mind finding a French man in my bananas, so that's where you are Francois!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Readit

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Goodness gracious

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Dangery frogs are my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/10/22 13:45:59]"
I guess they were hopping mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was meant for hogwarts

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This story literally is all over the news. Tom is not one to buy bananas in plastic bags. It creates the perfect environment for these creatures to survive and God only knows what could happen if a poisonous bugger is lurking in there. Saintsbury may try and sweep this under the carpet and Tom wonders how many other repltiles, frogs, lizards, snakes and poisonous insects are in these bananas

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Do frogs eat bananas? thanks a bunch nope but Kermit eats miss piggy

(drops mic)

Whats green n smells of pork?

Kermits finger

I'll get my coat

"
hahaha

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Those big spiders - they normally come over with bananas…

That’s why you should always wash them first………"

Why would you wash a spider?

Oh, hold on......

As you were.

Winston

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I’m actually surprised it survived the trip, plus bananas get gassed so they ripen faster

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I’m actually surprised it survived the trip, plus bananas get gassed so they ripen faster

Do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some frogs carry hallucinationogenic chemicals on their backs and in parts of American culture in the swamplands they actually lick the frogs to get high.

This makes their eyes roll in their heads and hence the name frog eyes. ..

Nonsense

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ah I want a free frog in my bananas!

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Some frogs carry hallucinationogenic chemicals on their backs and in parts of American culture in the swamplands they actually lick the frogs to get high.

This makes their eyes roll in their heads and hence the name frog eyes. ..

That's the Bufo Alvarius toad.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Some frogs carry hallucinationogenic chemicals on their backs and in parts of American culture in the swamplands they actually lick the frogs to get high.

This makes their eyes roll in their heads and hence the name frog eyes. ..

Nonsense "

Nonsense?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is no fan of the French but on occasion has eaten in French Restaurants.

Tom asked the waiter if he had frogs legs..

Oui Monsieur, he said

Well hop over to the counter and bring me another beer said Tom

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Tom is no fan of the French but on occasion has eaten in French Restaurants.

Tom asked the waiter if he had frogs legs..

Oui Monsieur, he said

Well hop over to the counter and bring me another beer said Tom"
Bernard manning has phoned he wants his joke back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those pesky french try anything to get here

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The french call the English ..

Roast beefs

They insult us and still expect the Entent Cordiale

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"The french call the English ..

Roast beefs

They insult us and still expect the Entent Cordiale "

Prefer orange cordial me self

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Do frogs eat bananas? thanks a bunch nope but Kermit eats miss piggy

(drops mic)

Whats green n smells of pork?

Kermits finger

I'll get my coat

hahaha

Hahahahahaha...ffs...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Has anyone else bought a product and found an unexpected visitor ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some frogs carry hallucinationogenic chemicals on their backs and in parts of American culture in the swamplands they actually lick the frogs to get high.

This makes their eyes roll in their heads and hence the name frog eyes. ..

Nonsense "

I think you find its the sonaron desert toad (Bufo Alvarius) that has hallucinogenic oils on its skin and in its venom.

The south american amazon rainforest has several members of the family Dendrobatidae (poison dart frogs) whose skin secretions are used to coat arrows and blow darts for hunting.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I keep reading this as Bahamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some frogs carry hallucinationogenic chemicals on their backs and in parts of American culture in the swamplands they actually lick the frogs to get high.

This makes their eyes roll in their heads and hence the name frog eyes. ..

Nonsense

I think you find its the sonaron desert toad (Bufo Alvarius) that has hallucinogenic oils on its skin and in its venom.

The south american amazon rainforest has several members of the family Dendrobatidae (poison dart frogs) whose skin secretions are used to coat arrows and blow darts for hunting.

Correct, has nothing to do with rolling your eyes however. Plus it's not simply just licked.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It has everything to do with the eyes... When humans lick the back of these halloumic toads and frogs it acts like a hippy trip and the eyes roll..

Hence the term frog eyes

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Someone needs to sit Tom down in a quiet room, before he hears about Bananas in Pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone needs to sit Tom down in a quiet room, before he hears about Bananas in Pyjamas

"
lol

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

People mock Tom but he had the foresight to forecast one tragedy when some forumites mocked him ..

He was right though

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"People mock Tom but he had the foresight to forecast one tragedy when some forumites mocked him ..

He was right though "

Were you in the BeeGees or Steps?

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