FabSwingers.com forum: I don’t know why you ladies get upset ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. when you get messages in your inbox from random men telling you exactly how they’re gonna fuck you, how you’re gonna scream for more and what a slut you are, along with a close up pic of their genitals.

I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)

So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.

Men… who’s with me?

(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Out. "

Just admit you love men haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest. "

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out.

Just admit you love men haha

A man, I love Ryan.

Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

I'll baste you like a prize Turkey before shoving you in my baby oven.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

".. when you get messages in your inbox from random men telling you exactly how they’re gonna fuck you, how you’re gonna scream for more and what a slut you are, along with a close up pic of their genitals.

I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)

So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.

Men… who’s with me?

(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!!

I love your approach Op

Reminds me of someone back in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll milk your cock like the cow you are! then tell all my friends about it! while ghosting you in the process

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Out.

Just admit you love men haha

A man, I love Ryan.

Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact. "

I'm determined I will make you laugh ( without showing you my penis )

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

I didn’t complain on the forums, I told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out.

Just admit you love men haha

A man, I love Ryan.

Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.

I'm determined I will make you laugh ( without showing you my penis )

I'd give up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I’m out too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest. "

Can you send us the pictures when you are done

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Amen brother!

The more vulgar the message, the better say I

I want a War and Peace length epic detailing in the most lascivious terminology imaginable, what fate she intends for my quivering manhood…

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Out.

Just admit you love men haha

A man, I love Ryan.

Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact. "

You sound like a delightful person to be with.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)

So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.

Men… who’s with me?

(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!!

Are you sure you haven't got they ghey Dan?

Not even just a little bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll milk your cock like the cow you are! then tell all my friends about it! while ghosting you in the process "

Challenge accepted - many have tried, most fail. You could always tell them I was frigid

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Out. "

Thank god for that. Silver linings and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out.

Just admit you love men haha

A man, I love Ryan.

Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.

You sound like a delightful person to be with.

Here's an idea, if you don't like me, don't comment on every post I make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out.

Thank god for that. Silver linings and all that."

I'm actually embarrassed for you now.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

I'll baste you like a prize Turkey before shoving you in my baby oven. "

Moist.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

Don't fall for this, BanDerks.

The snails are literal.

Still a cracking night though, treat this one with respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, they be clingy and I have multiplayer games that keep my occupied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out.

Just admit you love men haha

A man, I love Ryan.

Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.

You sound like a delightful person to be with.

Don't be fooled by the dodgy socks and gruff nature - this woman is the ultimate animal - well when you blow her socks off anyways

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think we should all send Dan a message. I just have

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

What type of content would offend you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of content would offend you?"

Someone adding milk into a cup of tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

Don't fall for this, BanDerks.

The snails are literal.

Still a cracking night though, treat this one with respect

Have you picked all the bits of lettuce out of your pubes yet?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Out.

Just admit you love men haha

A man, I love Ryan.

Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.

I'm determined I will make you laugh ( without showing you my penis )

I'd give up now. "

You really don't know me

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Ask grumpy to send you pornographic smut, his good at that.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

I didn’t complain on the forums, I told you

^ it’s her fault, she made me do it

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Out.

Just admit you love men haha

A man, I love Ryan.

Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.

I'm determined I will make you laugh ( without showing you my penis )

I'd give up now.

You really don't know me

I do and his like a wart on your arse that just won't ever go away...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What type of content would offend you?"

Oh no, I don’t want hundreds of offensive messages in my inbox coming at a daily constant stream.

That doesn’t sound much fun at all.

Nah. Explicit, genitally one or two liners (from ladies) will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had any issue with the sending of requests to “sit on my face and glaze it like a donut”

Knickers fall at my feet when I ask the ladies that.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

Don't fall for this, BanDerks.

The snails are literal.

Still a cracking night though, treat this one with respect

Have you picked all the bits of lettuce out of your pubes yet? "

If I did that, my copy/paste "Whopper with lettuce?" messages wouldn't make any sense

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl

No problem, I’ll copy and paste and ping them over to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never had any issue with the sending of requests to “sit on my face and glaze it like a donut”

Knickers fall at my feet when I ask the ladies that. "

Go you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

I'll baste you like a prize Turkey before shoving you in my baby oven. "

Oh Lacey. I nose snorted

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"OP

Ask grumpy to send you pornographic smut, his good at that.....

Don't you start ffs

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’ll milk your cock like the cow you are! then tell all my friends about it! while ghosting you in the process "

But I do get my cock milked?

Cool

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Out.

Just admit you love men haha

A man, I love Ryan.

Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.

I'm determined I will make you laugh ( without showing you my penis )

I'd give up now.

You really don't know me

I do and his like a wart on your arse that just won't ever go away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A slut

What, you mean you don’t love an inbox full of randomers who don’t know you calling you that!? Honestly. You ladies perplex me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save it for the clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slut

What, you mean you don’t love an inbox full of randomers who don’t know you calling you that!? Honestly. You ladies perplex me!

Maybe some ladies do but it’s a no from me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know it’s a bit narcissistic to bump your own threads, but hey I’m keen on filth in my inbox, and I’m sure some other chaps are too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so far in, it’s only by big feet stopping me disappearing….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to sound sexist but I don’t think women on this site has the capability to beat some of the stuff men send in messages. Yes this is a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never had any issue with the sending of requests to “sit on my face and glaze it like a donut”

Knickers fall at my feet when I ask the ladies that. "

Keep your knickers on.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd love a this is what I'd like to do with you message..as long as it doesn't mention a trip to a garden centre for coffee

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Perhaps sex is a bit like dancing ..the lady expects and relies on the man taking the lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)

So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.

Men… who’s with me?

(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!!

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Well, this didn't disappoint.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I fully endorse this OP for the new equalities minister… I for one am quite happy to receive fannyparts and milkshakes in my inbox as well as requests to fill your inbox…( thats a play on words for pussy btw!! - clever eh?) so get sending ladies … i only have limited space in my inbox ( that’s a lie - its covered in dust!!) and you dont want to Miss out on Todger in your inbox!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.

^ This is the content we’re here for!

You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!

I didn’t complain on the forums, I told you

^ it’s her fault, she made me do it

The cheek

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'd love a this is what I'd like to do with you message..as long as it doesn't mention a trip to a garden centre for coffee

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Or b&qs looking for paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In but i didnt read what im in on i couldnt be arsed good luck happy birthday im sorry to hear it

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I think it can be easy for a woman to get lazy on here.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think it can be easy for a woman to get lazy on here. "

Yeah I'm nearly always lying down when I'm on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we redirect those messages to you then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it can be easy for a woman to get lazy on here.

Yeah I'm nearly always lying down when I'm on here. "

Yep me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it can be easy for a woman to get lazy on here.

Yeah I'm nearly always lying down when I'm on here. "

Hahahaha! This

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Wait am I supposed be to happy or upset at the “Nice cock, wanna fuck?” messages with pussy pics attached, that i receive once every few weeks?

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By *imnher17Couple
over a year ago

Mirfield

Oh wow... This should be interesting

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By *ockyroad666Man
over a year ago

Maesteg

I was having weekly emails offering to suck my cock from lots of men at one time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wow... This should be interesting "

It’s really not. I was hoping it would be! But it’s not …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)

So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.

Men… who’s with me?

(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!!

Strangely turned on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm enjoying this thread more than I should

Mrs C

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over a year ago

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)

So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.

Men… who’s with me?

(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!!

Dear Dan Berks

You're going to feel like my little toe and get banged on every piece of furniture in my lounge.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Out. "

Did you say that pointing to his bulging trousers?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

With this, as with everything, the dose makes the poison.

When something just doesn’t happen to you, the grass being greener sets in, and you start to think you’d love it if that happened.

When something – even a comparatively small thing – happens to you often enough, it becomes unbearable.

I’m really fucking tall. Total strangers feel strangely compelled to remind me of this. They think they’re being complimentary. I, on the other hand, am very sick of hearing it. Average-sized people just don’t get why I find it so rude. They just haven’t been ground down by it in the same way I have.

It’s the same with inboxes full of unsolicited filth. Women On The Internet™ have been drowning it in their entire lives, and are understandably sick of it. Men, on the other hand, tend to think “Ooh, that sounds pretty hot – wouldn’t mind a bit of that!”

Even though I’m conscious of all the above, I’m *still* sucked into it. I *enjoy* being spoken to in ways I’d never dream of addressing another person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll milk your cock like the cow you are! then tell all my friends about it! while ghosting you in the process

Challenge accepted - many have tried, most fail. You could always tell them I was frigid

lol love a challenge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll milk your cock like the cow you are! then tell all my friends about it! while ghosting you in the process

But I do get my cock milked?

Cool"

awesome

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