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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... tuck them in at the bottom of your bed and they can keep your tootsies warm.

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on them"

David Attenborough tweeted he'd help out....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on them"

I think Femme may be willing to help out.

Doubt you'll get them all back in one piece though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on them

I think Femme may be willing to help out.

Doubt you'll get them all back in one piece though "

Lol heads on spikes maybe when they come back.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

They can come and visit Auntie Caz - keep Bogdan and Alexsandr company on my stairs

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on them

I think Femme may be willing to help out.

Doubt you'll get them all back in one piece though

Lol heads on spikes maybe when they come back. "

that or she may roast them for a Christmas starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on them

I think Femme may be willing to help out.

Doubt you'll get them all back in one piece though

Lol heads on spikes maybe when they come back.

that or she may roast them for a Christmas starter "

Meerkats wrapped in bacon

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I have a special room they can go in with the Go Compare man and Katie Price.

It may need airholes at some point I suppose...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not opening this thread again you viscious lot. They are lovely. Couldnt find any meerkats on holiday so had to get a bag covered in pigs

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

They can camp on my spare room bed - and even make tents with the bedspread!

How are they with cats?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"They can camp on my spare room bed - and even make tents with the bedspread!

How are they with cats? "

I was going to put them in the spare room but thought they would be lonely, so there spread on the floor in the living room lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They can camp on my spare room bed - and even make tents with the bedspread!

How are they with cats?

I was going to put them in the spare room but thought they would be lonely, so there spread on the floor in the living room lol"

Could they sit in the braches of the tree with Santa hats on?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"They can camp on my spare room bed - and even make tents with the bedspread!

How are they with cats?

I was going to put them in the spare room but thought they would be lonely, so there spread on the floor in the living room lol

Could they sit in the braches of the tree with Santa hats on? "

someone might shoot them lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"

Lol heads on spikes maybe when they come back.

that or she may roast them for a Christmas starter

Meerkats wrapped in bacon "

Lmao meerkats in blankets!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Im not opening this thread again you viscious lot. They are lovely. Couldnt find any meerkats on holiday so had to get a bag covered in pigs"

Must have been a sign, a bag with pigs on instead of meerkats in blankets

Sorry! I'll stop now

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im not opening this thread again you viscious lot. They are lovely. Couldnt find any meerkats on holiday so had to get a bag covered in pigs

Must have been a sign, a bag with pigs on instead of meerkats in blankets

Sorry! I'll stop now "

merkats and pigs are my new thing lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I love pigs! So cute, unless they bite, then theyre a bit grrrr lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love pigs! So cute, unless they bite, then theyre a bit grrrr lol"

I love pigs too - they make great bacon sandwiches.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I love pigs! So cute, unless they bite, then theyre a bit grrrr lol

I love pigs too - they make great bacon sandwiches."

Nooooooo! I went off bacon butties for years after watching Babe. Poor ickle piggies

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on them"
Il look after them Diamonds....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on themIl look after them Diamonds.... "

See! Said she would!

Sorry Femme, I offered your services before

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on themIl look after them Diamonds....

See! Said she would!

Sorry Femme, I offered your services before "
She wouldnt let me, with me being so kind n loving n everything...*looks at shotgun in cabinet*

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on themIl look after them Diamonds....

See! Said she would!

Sorry Femme, I offered your services before She wouldnt let me, with me being so kind n loving n everything...*looks at shotgun in cabinet* "

I have no idea why on earth she wouldnt let you! Its not as if you mentioned meerkats in blankets for christmas dinner

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on themIl look after them Diamonds....

See! Said she would!

Sorry Femme, I offered your services before She wouldnt let me, with me being so kind n loving n everything...*looks at shotgun in cabinet*

I have no idea why on earth she wouldnt let you! Its not as if you mentioned meerkats in blankets for christmas dinner "
With 5 meerkats i may even get a decent pair of slippers as well...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on themIl look after them Diamonds....

See! Said she would!

Sorry Femme, I offered your services before She wouldnt let me, with me being so kind n loving n everything...*looks at shotgun in cabinet*

I have no idea why on earth she wouldnt let you! Its not as if you mentioned meerkats in blankets for christmas dinner With 5 meerkats i may even get a decent pair of slippers as well... "

I thought it was six now - didn't Sergei arrive over the summer?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on themIl look after them Diamonds....

See! Said she would!

Sorry Femme, I offered your services before She wouldnt let me, with me being so kind n loving n everything...*looks at shotgun in cabinet*

I have no idea why on earth she wouldnt let you! Its not as if you mentioned meerkats in blankets for christmas dinner With 5 meerkats i may even get a decent pair of slippers as well...

I thought it was six now - didn't Sergei arrive over the summer?"
Oh so he did, thats two large pom poms for said slippers then.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on themIl look after them Diamonds....

See! Said she would!

Sorry Femme, I offered your services before She wouldnt let me, with me being so kind n loving n everything...*looks at shotgun in cabinet*

I have no idea why on earth she wouldnt let you! Its not as if you mentioned meerkats in blankets for christmas dinner With 5 meerkats i may even get a decent pair of slippers as well...

I thought it was six now - didn't Sergei arrive over the summer?Oh so he did, thats two large pom poms for said slippers then. "

piss off

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It is with great regret i have to move my meerkats during the festive season whilst my tree is up. Does anyone know of any kind meerkat homes that would love and look after them unconditionally. Im not going to put them in a cupboard it wouldnt be fair on themIl look after them Diamonds....

See! Said she would!

Sorry Femme, I offered your services before She wouldnt let me, with me being so kind n loving n everything...*looks at shotgun in cabinet*

I have no idea why on earth she wouldnt let you! Its not as if you mentioned meerkats in blankets for christmas dinner With 5 meerkats i may even get a decent pair of slippers as well...

I thought it was six now - didn't Sergei arrive over the summer?Oh so he did, thats two large pom poms for said slippers then.

piss off"
i wuv you Diamonds....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"They can come and visit Auntie Caz - keep Bogdan and Alexsandr company on my stairs "

Had to bump this as I was at a party over the weekend and one of my friends saw this thread and bought me her Meerkat to add to my collection - thanks Diamonds for the OP, and thanks Sal for Vassily Meerkat...

Now, where's that thread about the Jackson Pollock that's missing from my collection...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"They can come and visit Auntie Caz - keep Bogdan and Alexsandr company on my stairs

Had to bump this as I was at a party over the weekend and one of my friends saw this thread and bought me her Meerkat to add to my collection - thanks Diamonds for the OP, and thanks Sal for Vassily Meerkat...

Now, where's that thread about the Jackson Pollock that's missing from my collection... "

Awww thats really sweet of her. Im pig mad as well at the moment, havent started collecting any really, but jay bought me a pig bag of the christmas market and two friends of here have bought me a miss piggy tshirt and a pig screen wiper and i got pig bath slippers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uhm, how about Meerkat Manor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the 'Colin's and all the meerkats together and see what new wonders they will produce

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get the 'Colin's and all the meerkats together and see what new wonders they will produce "

Meercocks?

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