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When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie "I thought I was cruel lol xxx | |||
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"Must have been cold when he took those pictures
When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx"Is investing in knee pads  | |||
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"Must have been cold when he took those pictures
When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx
Is investing in knee pads "Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol. (Clears throat) Not much angle to the dangle x | |||
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"Must have been cold when he took those pictures
When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx
Is investing in knee pads Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol.
(Clears throat) Not much angle to the dangle x"Needs something really big to fill the mouth on her | |||
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"Must have been cold when he took those pictures
When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx
Is investing in knee pads Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol.
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"Nortyair? Seen naughtier Nandos "Titz? They lol so heavy must constantly be falling over forward. Would explain the face x | |||
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"Must have been cold when he took those pictures
When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx
Is investing in knee pads Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol.
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Needs something really big to fill the mouth on her "I could try your arse x | |||
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"Must have been cold when he took those pictures
When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx
Is investing in knee pads Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol.
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Needs something really big to fill the mouth on her I could try your arse x"Pass the aloe Vera! | |||
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"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol" So thick he’s unsure where he lives | |||
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"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol So thick he’s unsure where he lives" Terrible quips, she appears she would be out of her depth in a carpark puddle x | |||
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"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol So thick he’s unsure where he lives Terrible quips, she appears she would be out of her depth in a carpark puddle x" She would know as she's drowned daily in a bukkake puddle | |||
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"From the guy who takes off his shirt before removing his tie...Idiot x" Looking for young guys trying to relive her youth | |||
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"From the guy who takes off his shirt before removing his tie...Idiot x Looking for young guys trying to relive her youth" The echo was from everyone ignoring your comment | |||
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"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol So thick he’s unsure where he lives Terrible quips, she appears she would be out of her depth in a carpark puddle x She would know as she's drowned daily in a bukkake puddle " You'll never know cos I like my guys gym fit x | |||
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"Let's get roasting again! The premise is simple, roast whoever posted last based on their profile or photos. Don't post if you can't take others roasting you back, and keep it funny and relevant to the person, rather than just throwing random insults at people. Off we go! " OP's like an advert for Anusol | |||
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"Looking for young guys trying to relive her youth " Sex moves are like something from the YMCA | |||
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"Let's get roasting again! The premise is simple, roast whoever posted last based on their profile or photos. Don't post if you can't take others roasting you back, and keep it funny and relevant to the person, rather than just throwing random insults at people. Off we go! OP's like an advert for Anusol" bit of salt n pepper sprinkled on her rump | |||
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"Let's get roasting again! The premise is simple, roast whoever posted last based on their profile or photos. Don't post if you can't take others roasting you back, and keep it funny and relevant to the person, rather than just throwing random insults at people. Off we go! OP's like an advert for Anusolbit of salt n pepper sprinkled on her rump "Big bad wolf | |||
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"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol" Everyone wants a guy in a Verucca Sock (19th Sept) | |||
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"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol Everyone wants a guy in a Verucca Sock (19th Sept)" Arthritis kicking in. Can’t even bend to get her knickers off properly | |||
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"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol Everyone wants a guy in a Verucca Sock (19th Sept)" Can’t read thread directions | |||
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" Arthritis kicking in. Can’t even bend to get her knickers off properly " Also arthritic, permanently bent over like little Spanish ladies carrying bundles of sticks, but with better tits. | |||
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"Let's get roasting again! The premise is simple, roast whoever posted last based on their profile or photos. Don't post if you can't take others roasting you back, and keep it funny and relevant to the person, rather than just throwing random insults at people. Off we go! OP's like an advert for Anusolbit of salt n pepper sprinkled on her rump "Even the one with no teeth turnt you down.... | |||
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"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol Everyone wants a guy in a Verucca Sock (19th Sept) Can’t read thread directions " Nice suit. So what have you been accused of? | |||
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" Arthritis kicking in. Can’t even bend to get her knickers off properly Also arthritic, permanently bent over like little Spanish ladies carrying bundles of sticks, but with better tits." Still walking around with his out of date condoms | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:03:19]" Really does have a blondes brain | |||
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" Arthritis kicking in. Can’t even bend to get her knickers off properly Also arthritic, permanently bent over like little Spanish ladies carrying bundles of sticks, but with better tits. Still walking around with his out of date condoms " Fishnet stockings are just supposed to look like them not smell like them too | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:03:19] Really does have a blondes brain " Ok you got me there but your still way behind | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02]" Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes! | |||
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"Proving the blonde theory " Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x | |||
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"Proving the blonde theory " Wannabe model | |||
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"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x" Takes everything else banging off her chin | |||
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"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x Takes everything else banging off her chin "Caught smuggling Right Said Fred in her bra | |||
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"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x Takes everything else banging off her chin
Caught smuggling Right Said Fred in her bra "Who said that? Sorry can’t see anyone | |||
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"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x Takes everything else banging off her chin
Caught smuggling Right Said Fred in her bra
Who said that? Sorry can’t see anyone "Are you standing on your head? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02] Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes! " Hubby definitely punching above | |||
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"Gagged on a nipple Such a wimp " Actually called Dave | |||
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"Gagged on a nipple Such a wimp Actually called Dave" Just drop the word Coyote | |||
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"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x Takes everything else banging off her chin "Haha but me saying that meant you could use that against me but you needed the help so glad to be of assistance. Would you like me to help you out with your next choice of B&M undies x | |||
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"Gagged on a nipple Such a wimp Actually called Dave Just drop the word Coyote " Forget the suit. Should just be booted | |||
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"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x Takes everything else banging off her chin
Haha but me saying that meant you could use that against me but you needed the help so glad to be of assistance.
Would you like me to help you out with your next choice of B&M undies x"Can’t even spell S&M | |||
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"Gagged on a nipple Such a wimp Actually called Dave Just drop the word Coyote Forget the suit. Should just be booted" From “Brain tree” ! That’s a joke right  | |||
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"Gagged on a nipple Such a wimp Actually called Dave Just drop the word Coyote " Fair play. | |||
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"Gagged on a nipple Such a wimp Actually called Dave Just drop the word Coyote Forget the suit. Should just be booted From “Brain tree” ! That’s a joke right "Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02] Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes! Hubby definitely punching above " Don't know how to take this, is it a trap? And by the way, next time you have a hand transplant don't choose the hands of a 90 year old x | |||
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"Gagged on a nipple Such a wimp Actually called Dave Just drop the word Coyote Fair play. " A. Celibacy - any it’s not a choice btw | |||
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"Gagged on a nipple Such a wimp Actually called Dave Just drop the word Coyote Fair play. A. Celibacy - any it’s not a choice btw" Mr proving anything can look big with no perspective! | |||
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"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x Takes everything else banging off her chin
Haha but me saying that meant you could use that against me but you needed the help so glad to be of assistance.
Would you like me to help you out with your next choice of B&M undies x
Can’t even spell S&M"No I did mean B&M but looking at them could fall under S&M x | |||
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"Gagged on a nipple Such a wimp Actually called Dave Just drop the word Coyote Fair play. A. Celibacy - any it’s not a choice btw Mr proving anything can look big with no perspective! " 10 past 8 nipples | |||
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"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out. " War & Peace is short compared with your profile! | |||
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"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out. War & Peace is short compared with your profile! "That cheery didn't stand a chance. | |||
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"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out. War & Peace is short compared with your profile!
That cheery didn't stand a chance. " | |||
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"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out. War & Peace is short compared with your profile!
That cheery didn't stand a chance.
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"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out. War & Peace is short compared with your profile!
That cheery didn't stand a chance.
Needs those cherries to mask the halitosis "Look like Batman and Robin, if you bought from Wish. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02] Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes! Hubby definitely punching above Don't know how to take this, is it a trap? And by the way, next time you have a hand transplant don't choose the hands of a 90 year old x" So vain she responded to comment for another person | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02] Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes! Hubby definitely punching above Don't know how to take this, is it a trap? And by the way, next time you have a hand transplant don't choose the hands of a 90 year old x So vain she responded to comment for another person "ok so your catching up but even if you get the lead you won't be able to hold on to it with those hands | |||
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"The liquide that comes out from the young penises you blow doesn’t work the Fountain of Youth love " Do you keep dropping your phone as you try to take pics for your profile? You ought to be more careful! | |||
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"The liquide that comes out from the young penises you blow doesn’t work the Fountain of Youth love " Loving your profile, now I have something that I can guarantee will put me to sleezzzzzzzzzzzzz | |||
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"I see you are a guy who steals bedding from his grandma (I'm so sorry I feel awful)" Haha good one. You can make it up to me by letting me give you some cum glazed donuts | |||
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"When you first met Ricky Machado, you shat yourself at the majesty of his beauty." I'd rather just eat. | |||
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"You said that you won’t send money but that maybe your only chance to get laid " I’ll come back and read your profile at bedtime. I’m suffering from insomnia and you’re the perfect cure | |||
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"You said that you won’t send money but that maybe your only chance to get laid I’ll come back and read your profile at bedtime. I’m suffering from insomnia and you’re the perfect cure"  to be honest a Woman did say that earlier so you have to come back with a new one | |||
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"You said that you won’t send money but that maybe your only chance to get laid I’ll come back and read your profile at bedtime. I’m suffering from insomnia and you’re the perfect cure" The only way you’ll get laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait !!! | |||
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"You said that you won’t send money but that maybe your only chance to get laid I’ll come back and read your profile at bedtime. I’m suffering from insomnia and you’re the perfect cure The only way you’ll get laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait !!! " Is there room up there for me when you’re ego and you are already there? | |||
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"More like chipolata." Boy George? | |||
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"More like chipolata." Thanks for the photos they’re printed and proudly on the mantelpiece. Just the job to keep the kids away | |||
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"It’s that guy off of supermarket sweep!" Blimey he’s punching. It has to be called off more than the Benn v Eubank fight | |||
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"Fabulous and farted in a lake " to be fair it looks like a big fart | |||
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"He looks like he smells like my uncle who isn't a good man " I probably do tbf | |||
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"Terrible taste in socks.. "Biggest horse in Epsom | |||
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"Bouncer on the wacky warehouse " Tiny drill bit | |||
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"Misty Peaks - a mystery why anyone peeks "your tits are too small | |||
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"Misty Peaks - a mystery why anyone peeks "Three tits on them photos | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03] Flakey" Feet like a Star Wars antagonist | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03] Flakey Feet like a Star Wars antagonist" You should of been swallowed | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03] Flakey" It’s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03] Flakey It’s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote." Take care of your eyes … they are the only balls you have !! | |||
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"You should be used as an advert for using contraception " I am mate,. Male contraception of the permanent variety. All it takes is some cholorform and a rusty knife. | |||
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"That’s definitely not a roast. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships." Hardly a suprise when you've been using the same Nokia for 20 years. | |||
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"That’s definitely not a roast. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships." If only those teeth were as white as those legs | |||
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"Looks like he Irons his shirts with a crisp wrapper "Nice tattoos, we’re they done in prison? | |||
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"Blahhhh" Who are you Leo Tolstoy? | |||
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"Works in the public forum? Can I go large with a side of onion rings and a McFlurry? Sorry if the McFlurry looks like his hair" If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. | |||
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"Works in the public forum? Can I go large with a side of onion rings and a McFlurry? Sorry if the McFlurry looks like his hair If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. " I use raw plugs for screws in everything and I eat oats at 3am. | |||
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"Works in the public forum? Can I go large with a side of onion rings and a McFlurry? Sorry if the McFlurry looks like his hair If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. " Who put ten pence in the cunt? | |||
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"Works in the public forum? Can I go large with a side of onion rings and a McFlurry? Sorry if the McFlurry looks like his hair If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. Who put ten pence in the cunt?" I didn't mean to offend you, but it was a huge bonus | |||
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"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x" You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you. | |||
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"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you." Rolf good one | |||
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"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you. Rolf good one "I got that one from my inbox unfortunately  | |||
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"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you. Rolf good one
You've flexed a 2amp battery on a dewalt impact driver. Hope you can drive shit home better than that kids tool. X
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"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you. Rolf good one
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"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you. Rolf good one
I got that one from my box unfortunately
You mean you keep jokes in your ass ?"This dude wrote a whole book just to say at the end he had a small dick | |||
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"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you. Rolf good one
You've flexed a 2amp battery on a dewalt impact driver. Hope you can drive shit home better than that kids tool. X
I got that one from my inbox unfortunately "That penis bends almost as much as a banana. | |||
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"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you. Rolf good one
I got that one from my box unfortunately
You mean you keep jokes in your ass ?
This dude wrote a whole book just to say at the end he had a small dick" best one so far ! | |||
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"You're so ugly your foreskin has retracted over your face "You give my middle finger an erection. | |||
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"You're so ugly your foreskin has retracted over your face "Alright calm down there Sir Snood | |||
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"My fat (can I say that?) friend also has trouble getting t-shirts that fit! " You said it
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics " Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong | |||
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong" Beautiful smile | |||
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong Beautiful smile "Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes  | |||
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong Beautiful smile
Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes "'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick. | |||
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong Beautiful smile
Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes 'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick."That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth | |||
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong Beautiful smile
Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes 'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.
That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth"Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week | |||
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong Beautiful smile
Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes 'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.
That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth
Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week"Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling | |||
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong Beautiful smile
Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes 'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.
That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth
Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week
Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling "Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date | |||
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong Beautiful smile
Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes 'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.
That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth
Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week
Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling
Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong Beautiful smile
Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes 'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.
That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth
Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week
Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling
Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date
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"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong Beautiful smile
Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes 'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.
That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth
Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week
Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling
Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date
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