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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

...yes, I know all you grammar sluts just came in your pants at the thought of correcting something, but I'm afraid there is no typo here. Unless I make one further down. That'd be embarrassing!

My dear friend, let's call her Penelope for the sake of Fab, she just told me that was her plan for the day: a portmanteau of 'masturbating' and 'hibernating'.

Now, you know me lads: I bloody love a portmanteau. I'm adopting this word into my lexicon for the winter months and I'm sharing it with you lot, so that you can either use it too or ridicule it because Twitter is down for maintenance and you need that fix.

Blessed O's to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twitter is down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like porkmanteaus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like porkmanteaus. "

^She's got pork man toes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh dear...........

Masturnating

To gain sexual self satisfaction through the constant correction of others.

Also known as nating.

Person A: It's raining cats and dogs.

Person B: No it's not, it's raining water.

Person A: Dude stop masturnating.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^She's having a fiddle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh dear number 2

Masturnation

A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.

"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."

"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

both urban dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear number 2

Masturnation

A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.

"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."

"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem.""

Newark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, looks like that word is already in use. What about hiberfurkle?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 10:04:35]

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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Newark."

Is this a portmanteau of the Newfoundland Aardvark ?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Too many big words, I’m going for a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Newark.

Is this a portmanteau of the Newfoundland Aardvark ?"

Sadly not. It's an anagram of wanker.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Restos

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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Restos "

Stores ?

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"both urban dictionary "

Swingers do not recognise Urban Dictionary terms, that's for the normies.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Restos

Stores ?"

Nah ..... I put stores but thought it too .....uhmmmmm not recognisable for the anagram it is.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"both urban dictionary

Swingers do not recognise Urban Dictionary terms, that's for the normies. "

I like your definition best but we need an original.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tosser !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm working on ....

Holiday season hole up ... so maybe having a 'holeyday'

A 'Dildoze' .......

A 'WinterWanda' ...... ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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Holiday season hole up ... "

Hoseasons ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working on ....

Holiday season hole up ... so maybe having a 'holeyday'

A 'Dildoze' .......

A 'WinterWanda' ...... ?"

I quite like dildoze

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I'm working on ....

Holiday season hole up ... so maybe having a 'holeyday'

A 'Dildoze' .......

A 'WinterWanda' ...... ?

I quite like dildoze"

...fair, that is pretty good

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