FabSwingers.com forum: would you fuck me?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just me putting the feelers out there all comments and _iews welcomed remember good manners are free people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, no chance, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very brave of you op to just get straight to the point!

But it's a no from this camp!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

In a word....

No,

niet,

nein,

non..

other languages are available..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

No thank you old chap. Damned considerate of you to ask though. Merry Xmas and all the very best in your search for shags

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oh go on then..... it is Christmas and a time for giving.

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By *nIMidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Rugeley

No Thank You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

ummmmm, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniggers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no chance

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

It's a no from me

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

please turn screen upside down

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i phone a freind please

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Yes...

Oh, hang on! Hang on!!

I thought this was the 'do you like hairy minge' thread.

No, sorry...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the bumbaclarrt why ever not I've been shot down in the most terrible way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the bumbaclarrt why ever not I've been shot down in the most terrible way

did you expect a queue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wait ...... Nope sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not a queue no but I thought id of seen at least a few positive posts from a few bad bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Just me putting the feelers out there all comments and _iews welcomed remember good manners are free people

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up the arse with a boxing glove,well yes please

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nope

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Not a queue no but I thought id of seen at least a few positive posts from a few bad bitches "

Yeah. Where are those bad bitches when you need them

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Not a queue no but I thought id of seen at least a few positive posts from a few bad bitches "

Ah there's your problem. The bad bitches only come in on a Wednesday. Try again next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a queue no but I thought id of seen at least a few positive posts from a few bad bitches

Yeah. Where are those bad bitches when you need them

Sitting here with my muzzle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a queue no but I thought id of seen at least a few positive posts from a few bad bitches "

The bad bitches only come out after dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know a few good bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

If I had a clue where Billingham was I might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be easier for people on the thread to say who they'd f*ck...get rid of this negative "no" vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a queue no but I thought id of seen at least a few positive posts from a few bad bitches "
Hmmm..... really know how to ingratiate yourself with the ladies, dontcha..

And, no, I wouldn't. Thank you very much for the kind offer, but I prefer something a little more, er, .... 'female'..?

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP but no from me too.

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Hayir

Yok sogol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bad bitch thought about it, for like a nano second and........nope, not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be easier for people on the thread to say who they'd f*ck...get rid of this negative "no" vibe

No it won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be easier for people on the thread to say who they'd f*ck...get rid of this negative "no" vibe

No it won't

Get back to your sheep

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Perhaps this isn't how you do this, old chap?

*whistles innocently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No; too young, too far and profile confusing as it says you are not adding face picture but you have one in clear display

also no spacing doesn't help. Thought I would say why as you've so many no's

Good luck though and welcome to fab

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Good job this ain't family fortunes

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

i am afraid i must add to the NO's Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yawn

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Sorry, but a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please......o wait sorry wrong thread...nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yawn

I know the day is going so slowly

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Yes please......o wait sorry wrong thread...nope"

The correct thread you are looking for is now open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm desperate

But no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry wrong equipment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you really think the women were just going to jump and drop there panties for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe, thought you might say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry wrong equipment lol"

Any hole is a goal

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Maybe change your name to something a little more subtle and rein back a little on the list of things things you 'enjoy' (you can always tick them, rather than listing them in your profile, it looks a bit less seedy !!) and you might have a slightly more positive response.

It'd be a no from us without even looking at your profile, currently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

"In a word....

No,

niet,

nein,

non..

other languages are available..

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"

Read my reply...

Notice you got a more positive reaction on your music thread (apart from the tiresome UB40 shit) ? That's the way to introduce yourself to people,rather then just asking if they'd fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"

You asked!!

The reason we said no is, your too young for us, and your miles away! And your not what we are looking for in a potential meet

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass

Read my reply...

Notice you got a more positive reaction on your music thread (apart from the tiresome UB40 shit) ? That's the way to introduce yourself to people,rather then just asking if they'd fuck you

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By *exy firemanMan
over a year ago

essex

" Just me putting the feelers out there all comments and _iews welcomed remember good manners are free people

looks like its yet another wank for you tonight then!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"

Think this through, if you said 'would you fuck me' to any woman on the street what would the answer be?

Why is it any different on here? just because it's a sex site doesn't mean the ladies don't appreciate a little charm, cheekyness and respect.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

A no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"

I read your profile and looked at the photos.

I don't fancy you, moobs turn me right off, and I'm not into the rough, disrespectful sex your profile suggests you're after, (and as for bareback, no chance in hell).

I don't need to talk to you, or know you. You could be the greatest bloke on the planet but I'm not going to fuck someone I don't fancy, who is looking for the sort of sex that leaves me cold, regardless of what a great person he is.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Would there be any compensation for my time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would there be any compensation for my time?"

Payment in glitter and toy dinosaurs?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Would there be any compensation for my time?

Payment in glitter and toy dinosaurs?"

!!!THIS IS A GLITTER FREE THREAD!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would there be any compensation for my time?

Payment in glitter and toy dinosaurs?

!!!THIS IS A GLITTER FREE THREAD!!!"

Not now it isn't!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Would there be any compensation for my time?

Payment in glitter and toy dinosaurs?"

The deal is on like donkey kong

I am on it like a car bonnet

I'm on board like a pork sword

I'm in it like a bang of Cillit

I've forgot what I was talking about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass

Read my reply...

Notice you got a more positive reaction on your music thread (apart from the tiresome UB40 shit) ? That's the way to introduce yourself to people,rather then just asking if they'd fuck you

Erm we were just having a laugh and some banter...not shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"

Easy .. bareback. You could be God's gift to women and you still have no chance with us.

Also, if you don't like peoples replies .. don't ask the question !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"

I looked at your profile and pictures and you are not for me, simple as that really..also they way you asked put me off straight away before I'd even got to looking to see if there was any attraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh.......Can I offer to sit on your face?

Please....Pretty PLEASE.

See how good the banter is then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"

It started with your choice of user name, and went downhill from there, for reasons other posters have already covered.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass

Read my reply...

Notice you got a more positive reaction on your music thread (apart from the tiresome UB40 shit) ? That's the way to introduce yourself to people,rather then just asking if they'd fuck you

Erm we were just having a laugh and some banter...not shit

It all comes down to perception...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Just me putting the feelers out there all comments and _iews welcomed remember good manners are free people

No but made me smile asking for manners here.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oooh.......Can I offer to sit on your face?

Please....Pretty PLEASE.

See how good the banter is then?!

Haha what a great name you have Plumptious

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"If I had a clue where Billingham was I might "

Teesside .. and trust .. if u knew Billingham u wudnt !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling benevolent today so why not ?

Open wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jesus

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yeah...

It's a no from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal cream pie!

well that's put me off my dinner lol...its a no from us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its yet another no from me, fancy asking a question like that then asking for manners lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sorry having read your profile, despite where you put age not important, in your bio you've set an age range.

Means I am too old, which is fine as its a thanks but no thanks from me.

Good luck with your search and happy swinging.

jeez now i have to say no thanks in the forums too,,, i might as well tackle my inbox now

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Nope...

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

No from Sugarplum Mary

and no way jose from alabaster

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By *exy firemanMan
over a year ago

essex

" Just me putting the feelers out there all comments and _iews welcomed remember good manners are free people

try this, a friend once told me that if you have a shower and well soaped your cock and balls and then wank using the opposite hand to what you would normally use it actually feels like somebody else is doing for you! Will make you feel better !!

And before anybody asks, no i ain't tried it myself !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Just me putting the feelers out there all comments and _iews welcomed remember good manners are free people

And before anybody asks, no i ain't tried it myself ! "

Everyone's tried that, along with giving yourself a blow job with the hoover...no?...must be just me then

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Don't need to get to know you. You enjoy bareback, while that is great, and each to their own, it isn't my thing, so the answer is no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be a no from me for sure

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

On the plus side OP you have the most popular thread in the lounge today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sexy undies in the pic did it for me....

but its a no I'm afriad

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By *ornishBiLoverMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I was gonna do a similar post but looking at the feedback maybe not lol.

Maybe I should ask a different question

Oh, and its a definate no from me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry its a No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah with a prize winning cucumber and no lube

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No chance, mate. I'm watching Return of the Jedi. Again......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has there been any yes votes yet??

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can see about 10 things in your profile that would make me say no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No chance, mate. I'm watching Return of the Jedi. Again......"

i watched that on sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a brave man asking that in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I think that the mods should close this thread, his ego must've taken a right bashing, lol

Concerned of Brum.

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By *vana sukalotWoman
over a year ago

In a land of make believe (Derby)

"oh go on then..... it is Christmas and a time for giving."

And receiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn't.

The reasons being - I don't like your username to start with, but more importantly I'm not compatible with your sexual interests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry wrong sex so it's a no from me merry Christmas and a happy new year

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"No chance, mate. I'm watching Return of the Jedi. Again......

i watched that on sunday"

Do you want to see my light sabre extend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No chance, mate. I'm watching Return of the Jedi. Again......

i watched that on sunday

Do you want to see my light sabre extend?"

ooooooooooooo yesssss pleeeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

With the bell end of a rag mans trumpet

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my pride is still intact I don't feel no way onwards & upwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry darling but good luck on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" my pride is still intact I don't feel no way onwards & upwards

Excellent attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" my pride is still intact I don't feel no way onwards & upwards

Excellent attitude

the lady above yes.

classy

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

yep I would

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over a year ago

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