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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

What about us ladies who are suffering from a form of bird flu

Im poorly sick and feeling sorry for myself.

Sob sob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel much better today. But I may stay in bed just to be on the safe side.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Could be worse. At least it's not pig flu ! You need special oink -ment for that

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I feel much better today. But I may stay in bed just to be on the safe side."

good thinking.

Just got my duvet and lying in a dramatic way on the couch.

Glad youre feeling better

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Could be worse. At least it's not pig flu ! You need special oink -ment for that"

That made me chuckle.

Ahhh old ones are the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel much better today. But I may stay in bed just to be on the safe side.

good thinking.

Just got my duvet and lying in a dramatic way on the couch.

Glad youre feeling better

Thanks.

Make sure to drink plenty of fluids. Take paracetamol for fever and aches and pains. Use sinutab or sudafed or similar if sinuses are playing up, or to relieve congestion and that horrible spotty feeling. And get plenty of rest.

I'm told spicy food can help too.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If you don't have any spicy food to hand. Give a blowie to a guy who has recently eaten a curry.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Know how you feel Hels... Been on my back since Sunday (fuck off Ryan.. I don't mean THAT way), nothing seems to be shifting it.

Hope you feel better soon x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Know how you feel Hels... Been on my back since Sunday (fuck off Ryan.. I don't mean THAT way), nothing seems to be shifting it.

Hope you feel better soon x "

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I'm feelin sorry for myself am lyin on the sofa with a hot water bottle. My slight arthritus in my left leg and knee has now deceided to attack my right side. Still got to go to work lol

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Know how you feel Hels... Been on my back since Sunday (fuck off Ryan.. I don't mean THAT way), nothing seems to be shifting it.

Hope you feel better soon x "

You too _muma xx

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I feel much better today. But I may stay in bed just to be on the safe side.

good thinking.

Just got my duvet and lying in a dramatic way on the couch.

Glad youre feeling better

Thanks.

I'm told spicy food can help too."

Tried spicy food, but it burned my throat

oh just put me down! *lies back dramatically

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I'm feelin sorry for myself am lyin on the sofa with a hot water bottle. My slight arthritus in my left leg and knee has now deceided to attack my right side. Still got to go to work lol"

Aww not good in this cold weather, put plenty of layers on and feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

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TLC available

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

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TLC available

Please may I have a warm vimto and a surprise please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

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TLC available

Please may I have a warm vimto and a surprise please

Of course ....will slip you something for the symptoms...

Warm vimto coming up...served by a cheeky fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always got a hug ready for when you need it hels x

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

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TLC available

Please may I have a warm vimto and a surprise please

Of course ....will slip you something for the symptoms...

Warm vimto coming up...served by a cheeky fox

Ooo thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncanny!!!

Just lying in the bath after finally managing a couple of hours sleep this morning! Had about 15 layers on and the heating on full so woke up a tad sweaty!

Now trying to steam it out of me - With a warm vimto by my side!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

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TLC available

Please may I have a warm vimto and a surprise please

Of course ....will slip you something for the symptoms...

Warm vimto coming up...served by a cheeky fox

Ooo thank you

oh your very welcome.

Checks forehead for temp...hmmm..need to bring it down a little....folds down duvet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uncanny!!!

Just lying in the bath after finally managing a couple of hours sleep this morning! Had about 15 layers on and the heating on full so woke up a tad sweaty!

Now trying to steam it out of me - With a warm vimto by my side!!!

something about Vimto...a real comfort..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ooh I'm coming over all fluey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'm coming over all fluey

C'mon Ryan...cwtch yourself down..pats comfy space.

What can i get you??

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Ooh I'm coming over all fluey

Bugger off, get your own nurse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curled up on the sofa, watching music channels trying to boost me... All I want is to be warm and stop sneezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'm coming over all fluey

Bugger off, get your own nurse!"

Now now... I can TLC both..especially you two naughty monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a vimmy bru and a nurse if ones going spare!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curled up on the sofa, watching music channels trying to boost me... All I want is to be warm and stop sneezing

Extra hot water bottle.. Olbas oil on a hanky and a cuppa... Poor thing.. Horrible winter bugs

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ooh I'm coming over all fluey

Bugger off, get your own nurse!"

Lol charming. Where's your festive spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a vimmy bru and a nurse if ones going spare!!?? "

A cheeky Vimto and Ibruprofen..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ooh I'm coming over all fluey

Bugger off, get your own nurse!

Now now... I can TLC both..especially you two naughty monkeys

One in each hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a vimmy bru and a nurse if ones going spare!!??

A cheeky Vimto and Ibruprofen..

Still need a nurse to administer it though

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm curled up on the sofa, watching music channels trying to boost me... All I want is to be warm and stop sneezing

Extra hot water bottle.. Olbas oil on a hanky and a cuppa... Poor thing.. Horrible winter bugs

I read that as Obis oil lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curled up on the sofa, watching music channels trying to boost me... All I want is to be warm and stop sneezing

Extra hot water bottle.. Olbas oil on a hanky and a cuppa... Poor thing.. Horrible winter bugs

Thanks, I need to be better for next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curled up on the sofa, watching music channels trying to boost me... All I want is to be warm and stop sneezing

Extra hot water bottle.. Olbas oil on a hanky and a cuppa... Poor thing.. Horrible winter bugs

I read that as Obis oil lol"

Haha if only....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'm coming over all fluey

Bugger off, get your own nurse!

Now now... I can TLC both..especially you two naughty monkeys

One in each hand

Of course

. Being a multitasker i do believe it would be appropriate.. Now sit down and be looked after...bloody man..running around..ssshhh now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curled up on the sofa, watching music channels trying to boost me... All I want is to be warm and stop sneezing

Extra hot water bottle.. Olbas oil on a hanky and a cuppa... Poor thing.. Horrible winter bugs

I read that as Obis

Now THAT would be a healthy healer lololol

Haha if only....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm curled up on the sofa, watching music channels trying to boost me... All I want is to be warm and stop sneezing

Extra hot water bottle.. Olbas oil on a hanky and a cuppa... Poor thing.. Horrible winter bugs

I read that as Obis oil lol

Haha if only....

No offence Obi but I will keep my hanky in my pocket

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ooh I'm coming over all fluey

Bugger off, get your own nurse!

Now now... I can TLC both..especially you two naughty monkeys

One in each hand

Of course

. Being a multitasker i do believe it would be appropriate.. Now sit down and be looked after...bloody man..running around..ssshhh now

yes miss

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

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TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

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TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)"

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Owned ?

Don't take any notice of the mad bint she will be having her snooze soon

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Owned ?

Don't take any notice of the mad bint she will be having her snooze soon

oooh, we shagging then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

best make it 3, just to be on the safe side....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

best make it 3, just to be on the safe side....

Could possibly do four....nurse gotta have a little prevention too lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Owned ?

Don't take any notice of the mad bint she will be having her snooze soon

oooh, we shagging then?

No snoring. Ruins my concentration

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

best make it 3, just to be on the safe side....

Could possibly do four....nurse gotta have a little prevention too lol

woohoo, bring it on baby and quickly.... I am fading fast here

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Owned ?

Don't take any notice of the mad bint she will be having her snooze soon

oooh, we shagging then?

No snoring. Ruins my concentration "

I won't... if you remove your socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

best make it 3, just to be on the safe side....

Could possibly do four....nurse gotta have a little prevention too lol

woohoo, bring it on baby and quickly.... I am fading fast here

Bloody wish i could...amazing thoughts

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Owned ?

Don't take any notice of the mad bint she will be having her snooze soon

oooh, we shagging then?

No snoring. Ruins my concentration

I won't... if you remove your socks

Deals off

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Owned ?

Don't take any notice of the mad bint she will be having her snooze soon

oooh, we shagging then?

No snoring. Ruins my concentration

I won't... if you remove your socks

Deals off

LMAO... I'll put the heating on next time

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

best make it 3, just to be on the safe side....

Could possibly do four....nurse gotta have a little prevention too lol

woohoo, bring it on baby and quickly.... I am fading fast here

Bloody wish i could...amazing thoughts

The fox is getting frisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

best make it 3, just to be on the safe side....

Could possibly do four....nurse gotta have a little prevention too lol

woohoo, bring it on baby and quickly.... I am fading fast here

Bloody wish i could...amazing thoughts

The fox is getting frisky

Always am frisky.... But easily tempted into further naughtiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

Oi stop pimping me out!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

best make it 3, just to be on the safe side....

Could possibly do four....nurse gotta have a little prevention too lol

woohoo, bring it on baby and quickly.... I am fading fast here

Bloody wish i could...amazing thoughts

The fox is getting frisky

Always am frisky.... But easily tempted into further naughtiness

Well watch that Fmuma she will have you locked up whilst she pulls the legs off spiders with an evil grin on her face

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

Oi stop pimping me out!

oi, stop complaining... I neeeeeeeeds you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no such thing as man flu.

people go over the top when explaining things.

its just a cold.not the black death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

Oi stop pimping me out!

would you complain if i did...poke..lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"no such thing as man flu.

people go over the top when explaining things.

its just a cold.not the black death."

Us women know that Pasquale, try telling men otherwise!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

best make it 3, just to be on the safe side....

Could possibly do four....nurse gotta have a little prevention too lol

woohoo, bring it on baby and quickly.... I am fading fast here

Bloody wish i could...amazing thoughts

The fox is getting frisky

Always am frisky.... But easily tempted into further naughtiness

Well watch that Fmuma she will have you locked up whilst she pulls the legs off spiders with an evil grin on her face "

I had to... You were the one standing on the chair squealing "get it away, get it away", ya big feckin wuss!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right....all you poorly ladies...what can i get you

...

TLC available

May I request a fit, young hottie to sweat it out of me (fuck off Ryan... I said fit AND young!!!)

Ryans getting owned nah nah !! Lol

Haha...

A young hot fit hottie...hmmm i know a couple. Would you like both?

best make it 3, just to be on the safe side....

Could possibly do four....nurse gotta have a little prevention too lol

woohoo, bring it on baby and quickly.... I am fading fast here

Bloody wish i could...amazing thoughts

The fox is getting frisky

Always am frisky.... But easily tempted into further naughtiness

Well watch that Fmuma she will have you locked up whilst she pulls the legs off spiders with an evil grin on her face

I had to... You were the one standing on the chair squealing "get it away, get it away", ya big feckin wuss!!!!!"

Did he hold his pinny up?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no such thing as man flu.

people go over the top when explaining things.

its just a cold.not the black death.

Us women know that Pasquale, try telling men otherwise!!!!"

i dont do illness.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"no such thing as man flu.

people go over the top when explaining things.

its just a cold.not the black death.

Us women know that Pasquale, try telling men otherwise!!!!

i dont do illness.

we are not all fortunate enough to be in such good health as yourself though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no such thing as man flu.

people go over the top when explaining things.

its just a cold.not the black death.

Us women know that Pasquale, try telling men otherwise!!!!

i dont do illness.

we are not all fortunate enough to be in such good health as yourself though!"

this is true dear.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

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Did he hold his pinny up?

Ahem ! That is no pinny. That is the George Cross

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over a year ago

Did he hold his pinny up?

Ahem ! That is no pinny. That is the George Cross

looks like a big hanky... Are you feeling better? Shall i untie you now?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

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Did he hold his pinny up?

Ahem ! That is no pinny. That is the George Cross

looks like a big hanky... Are you feeling better? Shall i untie you now?"

Not just yet I'm enjoying myself

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over a year ago

Did he hold his pinny up?

Ahem ! That is no pinny. That is the George Cross

looks like a big hanky... Are you feeling better? Shall i untie you now?

Not just yet I'm enjoying myself

Lights candle and smiles

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

*coughs!

Excuse me.....

I have been dying quietly over here, and not one bugger came looking to check if I was even breathing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he hold his pinny up?

Ahem ! That is no pinny. That is the George Cross

looks like a big hanky... Are you feeling better? Shall i untie you now?

Not just yet I'm enjoying myself

George cross I thought it was a shitty rag!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"*coughs!

Excuse me.....

I have been dying quietly over here, and not one bugger came looking to check if I was even breathing!!

Ah there you are. We thought you had croaked it

SASSY - this one needs fluffing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Did he hold his pinny up?

Ahem ! That is no pinny. That is the George Cross

looks like a big hanky... Are you feeling better? Shall i untie you now?

Not just yet I'm enjoying myself

George cross I thought it was a shitty rag!

David when in Rome and all that. You're not in Ponty Pandy now. So kindly refrain with the potty talk

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"*coughs!

Excuse me.....

I have been dying quietly over here, and not one bugger came looking to check if I was even breathing!!

Ah there you are. We thought you had croaked it

SASSY - this one needs fluffing

ooooo who's fluffing??

oh and what does fluffing mean? my niece calls breaking wind fluffing

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over a year ago

"*coughs!

Excuse me.....

I have been dying quietly over here, and not one bugger came looking to check if I was even breathing!!

Ah there you are. We thought you had croaked it

SASSY - this one needs fluffing

ooooo who's fluffing??

oh and what does fluffing mean? my niece calls breaking wind fluffing

Keeping a cock hard whilst waiting in the wings to slip a lady one..lol

I left you sleep.. You looked so sweet. I did give you a kiss and tuck you in

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"*coughs!

Excuse me.....

I have been dying quietly over here, and not one bugger came looking to check if I was even breathing!!

Ah there you are. We thought you had croaked it

SASSY - this one needs fluffing

ooooo who's fluffing??

oh and what does fluffing mean? my niece calls breaking wind fluffing

I learnt this the other day. Apparently it is the person employed within the porn industry to keep the actor ? Prepared for action between takes. Not sure if it just applies to the males though? If so, sorry, you will have to rub yourself off

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"*coughs!

Excuse me.....

I have been dying quietly over here, and not one bugger came looking to check if I was even breathing!!

Ah there you are. We thought you had croaked it

SASSY - this one needs fluffing

ooooo who's fluffing??

oh and what does fluffing mean? my niece calls breaking wind fluffing

Keeping a cock hard whilst waiting in the wings to slip a lady one..lol

I left you sleep.. You looked so sweet. I did give you a kiss and tuck you in

ahhhhh, thank you for the explanation

hope my snoring didnt put anyone off

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"*coughs!

Excuse me.....

I have been dying quietly over here, and not one bugger came looking to check if I was even breathing!!

Ah there you are. We thought you had croaked it

SASSY - this one needs fluffing

ooooo who's fluffing??

oh and what does fluffing mean? my niece calls breaking wind fluffing

ah well, every little helps and all that, just off for a female fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*coughs!

Excuse me.....

I have been dying quietly over here, and not one bugger came looking to check if I was even breathing!!

Ah there you are. We thought you had croaked it

SASSY - this one needs fluffing

ooooo who's fluffing??

oh and what does fluffing mean? my niece calls breaking wind fluffing

Keeping a cock hard whilst waiting in the wings to slip a lady one..lol

I left you sleep.. You looked so sweet. I did give you a kiss and tuck you in

ahhhhh, thank you for the explanation

hope my snoring didnt put anyone off

Just tickled your nose...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"*coughs!

Excuse me.....

I have been dying quietly over here, and not one bugger came looking to check if I was even breathing!!

Ah there you are. We thought you had croaked it

SASSY - this one needs fluffing

ooooo who's fluffing??

oh and what does fluffing mean? my niece calls breaking wind fluffing

ah well, every little helps and all that, just off for a female fluff

Have one for me whilst you are there please... too damned tired!!!

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

hope my snoring didnt put anyone off

Just tickled your nose...

what with

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

" just off for a female fluff

Have one for me whilst you are there please... too damned tired!!!"

will give you a hand

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over a year ago

hope my snoring didnt put anyone off

Just tickled your nose...

what with

My nipple...lol...

..you sleep well lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

" just off for a female fluff

Have one for me whilst you are there please... too damned tired!!!

will give you a hand

If you have to do it yourself it's not fluffing!

Will send my chief fluffer round to assist (I don't do female fluffing)

Oh Bussssssssssyyyyyyyyy!

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Great. 4 hours later and not one fluffer volunteer

In regards to fluffers, do they have a title credit at the end of the film? Like Chief Fluffer- TD etc????

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think the fluffers have all got there hands full at the moment

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over a year ago

Hels... I believe they do...

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Hels... I believe they do...

That makes me giggle.

ah you learn something new everyday!

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over a year ago

"Hels... I believe they do...

That makes me giggle.

ah you learn something new everyday!"

Imagine showing that off...hahaha

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Hels... I believe they do...

That makes me giggle.

ah you learn something new everyday!

Imagine showing that off...hahaha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wow are you two still going for it.

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Wow are you two still going for it.

Im a stayer

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wow are you two still going for it.

Im a stayer

I'd be a bag of wrinkly skin

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Wow are you two still going for it.

Im a stayer

I'd be a bag of wrinkly skin

"
already heard that about you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wow are you two still going for it.

Im a stayer

I'd be a bag of wrinkly skin

already heard that about you

Don't believe everything you hear Hels. That Dave is full of shit

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