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The Ladies Prerogative Thread ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired by Medical02’s “How Many Women Approach Men First?” thread, here’s the thread for exactly that!

The rules are pretty simple really:

Men: if you want to play along and be considered for being contacted, say you’re IN.

Ladies, if you like the look of them, g’wan, break that tradition and overcome those nerves and initiate the first contact with that hottie you’ve been too afraid to speak to!

It’s just a bit of fun so play nicely!

And gents: you know how Fab works. Don’t be surprised or get too upset if the inbox remains empty, I expect it’ll be the case for most of us!

Who’s in!? Don’t forget the OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for the emptiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll see who pops on tbe thread and message accordingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. Same here Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the optimism

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Don’t forget the OP! "

Time-honoured plea there...'I pray you, remember the Porter', as dear old Shakespeare put it.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"In for the emptiness "

Samuel Beckett has joined the chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets play

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm in ..wink -o-meter engaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like this will actually go anywhere or lead to anything

In

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im in - to encourage the gusset soaking excitement that happens when women contact me - thats right - every woman that messages me will receive a dozen earth-shattering orgasms within 15 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t forget the OP!

Time-honoured plea there...'I pray you, remember the Porter', as dear old Shakespeare put it."

a chap can but hope!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I shall apprehensively have a go haha

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Oh go on then, in for a penny in for a potential message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* expects to see thread shortly closed with "thread got too long" message *

Also in, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbox shall remain silent, but "in"

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ahh, the ever optimistic male....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in "
seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In....but going to bed, will expect plenty of msgs to open in the morning

Or just a few insults...that will do, beggers can't be choosers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in all night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Is this the very definition of "sausage fest?"

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Is this the very definition of "sausage fest?" "
George is that you with the comedy boobs apron on again???

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I am prepared for the tumble. And I like a bratwurst.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this the very definition of "sausage fest?" "

It's better when you like both

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

I’m in, I’m sure I can keep up with the few messages I may get lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone got anything to report yet?!?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!? "

My verrucca haa gone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!? "

I believe the technical term is "drowning in it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!? "

Boris Johnson got a message from an Only Fans user ..... does that count??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!? "

We've received two chipolatas, an underwhelming bratwurst and a mangled looking Cumberland ring

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm still aiming for the effort prize, so I'm in.

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

I'm definitely IN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll give it a peruse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!? "

It has just started raining here .lee

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!?

It has just started raining here .lee "

Hallelujah!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!?

It has just started raining here .lee

Hallelujah!"
men?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'll get the popcorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clunge will definitely be coming soon men.. Hold steadfast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!! "

They'll owe me on copyright

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"The clunge will definitely be coming soon men.. Hold steadfast! "

I'm firing up the clunge-o-meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The clunge will definitely be coming soon men.. Hold steadfast! "

Please, it's a veritable sea of it.

Pass me a floatation device, no wait, two...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"The clunge will definitely be coming soon men.. Hold steadfast! "

I do hope so. I'm wearing my campest boxers in breathless anticipation.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

They'll owe me on copyright "
I'm a big fan of whore bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!? "

Happily messaging the guy I mentioned on the other thread and who is on this thread also

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!?

Happily messaging the guy I mentioned on the other thread and who is on this thread also "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

They'll owe me on copyright I'm a big fan of whore bags "

Bag for life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The clunge will definitely be coming soon men.. Hold steadfast! "

They will be when I work my magic on them

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Has anyone got anything to report yet?!?

Happily messaging the guy I mentioned on the other thread and who is on this thread also "

Elementary.

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By *J2020Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Go on then , something to keep the night moving .

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

They'll owe me on copyright I'm a big fan of whore bags

Bag for life?"
not just for Christmas

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Aww menfolk. It's late, I'm still awake. Might as well send a non-pitying in the slightest message or two.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

So far so good! Two eloquent and articulate messages in within the last 30 minutes.

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

And out, and in again lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"So far so good! Two eloquent and articulate messages in within the last 30 minutes.

Thank you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

They'll owe me on copyright I'm a big fan of whore bags

Bag for life?not just for Christmas "

cost you a quid mind

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

They'll owe me on copyright I'm a big fan of whore bags

Bag for life?not just for Christmas

cost you a quid mind "
99p for cash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurgh! Really!? Women need encouragement to do this!? I feel sorry for society.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So far so good! Two eloquent and articulate messages in within the last 30 minutes.

Thank you!"

Wuu2?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Eurgh! Really!? Women need encouragement to do this!? I feel sorry for society. "

It's a daft exercise for those who are bored rather than indicative of society as a whole Belle. I think nearly every person I've met I've sent the first message. But it's a lighthearted thread of daftness, it's late and passes the time.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Go on then.

Let's see what avalanche of messages await me in the morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eurgh! Really!? Women need encouragement to do this!? I feel sorry for society. "

Its not a society issue. Its a law of the jungle issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eurgh! Really!? Women need encouragement to do this!? I feel sorry for society.

It's a daft exercise for those who are bored rather than indicative of society as a whole Belle. I think nearly every person I've met I've sent the first message. But it's a lighthearted thread of daftness, it's late and passes the time. "

Lighthearted, daft, passing the time?

No no, this is life and death, a fight for glory, attention, validation and bewbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eurgh! Really!? Women need encouragement to do this!? I feel sorry for society.

Its not a society issue. Its a law of the jungle issue "

And I'm the king of the swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eurgh! Really!? Women need encouragement to do this!? I feel sorry for society.

It's a daft exercise for those who are bored rather than indicative of society as a whole Belle. I think nearly every person I've met I've sent the first message. But it's a lighthearted thread of daftness, it's late and passes the time. "

Dammit. Caught out again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eurgh! Really!? Women need encouragement to do this!? I feel sorry for society.

Its not a society issue. Its a law of the jungle issue

And I'm the king of the swingers "

So you is a Jungle VIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

They'll owe me on copyright I'm a big fan of whore bags

Bag for life?not just for Christmas

cost you a quid mind 99p for cash? "

Pfft! I'm not running a sale on discount whoring here mind

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Eurgh! Really!? Women need encouragement to do this!? I feel sorry for society.

It's a daft exercise for those who are bored rather than indicative of society as a whole Belle. I think nearly every person I've met I've sent the first message. But it's a lighthearted thread of daftness, it's late and passes the time.

Lighthearted, daft, passing the time?

No no, this is life and death, a fight for glory, attention, validation and bewbs."

More fights should be for bewbs and validation shouldn't they? It sounds rather noble, like something from the days of yore. More threads like this please Dan.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

They'll owe me on copyright I'm a big fan of whore bags

Bag for life?not just for Christmas

cost you a quid mind 99p for cash?

Pfft! I'm not running a sale on discount whoring here mind "
red stockings don't grow on trees mind

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'll see who posts and, looks fun and ALSO gullible

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

In every nightclub, there are men peacocking on the dancefloor, fighting over the women who are mostly chatting among themselves.

And in every nightclub, there is a chill-out zone, where the noise is turned down, the furnishings are soft, the dark corners are discreet, and the conversations quite the opposite.

Guess where the smart people go?

And the best thing about an online forum is that you can make it be whatever you want.

So if it isn't working for you - just change it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eurgh! Really!? Women need encouragement to do this!? I feel sorry for society.

It's a daft exercise for those who are bored rather than indicative of society as a whole Belle. I think nearly every person I've met I've sent the first message. But it's a lighthearted thread of daftness, it's late and passes the time.

Lighthearted, daft, passing the time?

No no, this is life and death, a fight for glory, attention, validation and bewbs.

More fights should be for bewbs and validation shouldn't they? It sounds rather noble, like something from the days of yore. More threads like this please Dan."

Wait? What? Validation? I thought this was the opposite to a testicular inspection

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"So far so good! Two eloquent and articulate messages in within the last 30 minutes.

Thank you!

Wuu2?"

•

Oh, y'know, dis n' dat.

(See that?? I applied a little 'street speak'. Cool huh? )

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By *obupMan
over a year ago

blackburn

I’m in. Can’t wait for the bursting inbox ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

They'll owe me on copyright I'm a big fan of whore bags

Bag for life?not just for Christmas

cost you a quid mind 99p for cash?

Pfft! I'm not running a sale on discount whoring here mind red stockings don't grow on trees mind "

True, true!... If you could skip my gofund account I'd be delighted

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm a great fan of tumble. So I'm in.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm an absolute online messaging whore bag so I'm in seeing if someone will Put that on a wedding cake!!

They'll owe me on copyright I'm a big fan of whore bags

Bag for life?not just for Christmas

cost you a quid mind 99p for cash?

Pfft! I'm not running a sale on discount whoring here mind red stockings don't grow on trees mind

True, true!... If you could skip my gofund account I'd be delighted "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a great fan of tumble. So I'm in."

Mr?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm a great fan of tumble. So I'm in.

Mr? "

W

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The tumble variety

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm a great fan of tumble. So I'm in.

Mr? "
hello hello ..how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a great fan of tumble. So I'm in.

Mr? "

You listen to him too?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"I'm a great fan of tumble. So I'm in.

Mr?

W

E

E

D

The tumble variety "

Really??? That word is banned? What the hell is growing on my driveway then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a great fan of tumble. So I'm in.

Mr?

W

E

E

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The tumble variety "

I'll be legit... I've quaffed some wine tonight, and it took my addled brain a few seconds to see where you were going with that

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a great fan of tumble. So I'm in.

Mr?

W

E

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The tumble variety

Really??? That word is banned? What the hell is growing on my driveway then???"

Drugs

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By *oungcurious9Man
over a year ago

clonmel, Waterford

I'm in, let's see what happens

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

It’s happened to me three times and we’ve had great sex 3 times

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I'm in.

Usual results expected.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Well there are some poppies. None of that funky smelly green shit (as Cypress hill would call it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well there are some poppies. None of that funky smelly green shit (as Cypress hill would call it)"

There are a few plants that smell like budding cannabis

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee "

Oh, nor can I, which is why I very rarely do!

Good luck, though. He'll be a lucky fellow, whatever you wrote.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee "

•

I thought your opening gambit to me the other day was perfectly polished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee "

If only toffee was the true limit of the stakes here...

It's far worse, like Ferrero Rocher territory.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Just out of curiosity - is gloating permitted on this thread?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Well there are some poppies. None of that funky smelly green shit (as Cypress hill would call it)

There are a few plants that smell like budding cannabis "

I was driving behind a boy racer last night that must have been a keen horticulturalist.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

•

I thought your opening gambit to me the other day was perfectly polished. "

You’re a cheeky sod!!! But so elegant & refined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

"

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Just out of curiosity - is gloating permitted on this thread? "
I'd say your gloat and brag is well deserved...fill yer boots mate..I'm well jel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of curiosity - is gloating permitted on this thread? "

I’d say it’s allowed…Fab can be hard for guys most of the time so gloat away

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message "

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

"

I do love a good low-stakes thread.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

I do love a good low-steaks thread. "

°

I prefer mine with a smidgen of Béarnaise sauce and a robust glass of Pinotage.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

I do love a good low-stakes thread. "

The pressure is real .

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

I do love a good low-steaks thread.

°

I prefer mine with a smidgen of Béarnaise sauce and a robust glass of Pinotage."

I had a stunning Guinness steak sauce once & I prefer Rioja thank you kindly sir

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Just out of curiosity - is gloating permitted on this thread?

I’d say it’s allowed…Fab can be hard for guys most of the time so gloat away "

•

Thank you. Very gracious.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

I do love a good low-steaks thread.

°

I prefer mine with a smidgen of Béarnaise sauce and a robust glass of Pinotage.

I had a stunning Guinness steak sauce once & I prefer Rioja thank you kindly sir "

If you like Rioja, you'll love Ribera del Duero. Especially with steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well there are some poppies. None of that funky smelly green shit (as Cypress hill would call it)

There are a few plants that smell like budding cannabis

I was driving behind a boy racer last night that must have been a keen horticulturalist."

Herbalism is a growing trend amongst some folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x"
And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy "

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies "

Relax, it's me, it just got, lost, on the way, or something.

Postal strike? Internet outage? Severe cramp?

Who can even say anymore.

But obviously me.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy "

Well he could get double lucky then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies "

Pretty easy to decipher from interactions on this thread and the prev one me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies

Relax, it's me, it just got, lost, on the way, or something.

Postal strike? Internet outage? Severe cramp?

Who can even say anymore.

But obviously me."

Okay... So that's one person down... Can we be Miss Marple on the other candidates

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies

Relax, it's me, it just got, lost, on the way, or something.

Postal strike? Internet outage? Severe cramp?

Who can even say anymore.

But obviously me."

Congratulations! I hope everything works out perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies

Relax, it's me, it just got, lost, on the way, or something.

Postal strike? Internet outage? Severe cramp?

Who can even say anymore.

But obviously me.

Okay... So that's one person down... Can we be Miss Marple on the other candidates "

Hahaha

Fake laughter, hiding real pain.

Hah

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies

Pretty easy to decipher from interactions on this thread and the prev one me thinks "

Haha probably yes?!... But I'm frankly a bit dim, and I don't tend to follow the threads vs just bouncing in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies

Pretty easy to decipher from interactions on this thread and the prev one me thinks

Haha probably yes?!... But I'm frankly a bit dim, and I don't tend to follow the threads vs just bouncing in "

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies

Pretty easy to decipher from interactions on this thread and the prev one me thinks

Haha probably yes?!... But I'm frankly a bit dim, and I don't tend to follow the threads vs just bouncing in

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type "

Not so much the mid height ones

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type "

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15. "

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall "

Oh, you DO know how to make a man feel good! Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall "

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen "

I’m 5ft11 so I need at least my height

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m only 5ft. They’re all tall

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen "

I've taught 3 boys who had to duck to get into my classroom. One was 6'11" and needed a special bed. I felt a bit sorry for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen

I’m 5ft11 so I need at least my height "

And then add heels sooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen

I’m 5ft11 so I need at least my height

And then add heels sooo "

I don’t really wear them lol I live in my converse

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen "

Congratulations on making me feel like a shortarse for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen

I’m 5ft11 so I need at least my height

And then add heels sooo "

Just how big are your heels exactly, or do you carry a little step ladder lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen

I’m 5ft11 so I need at least my height

And then add heels sooo

Just how big are your heels exactly, or do you carry a little step ladder lol."

Moi?... Turns out we're all similar laying down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen

I’m 5ft11 so I need at least my height

And then add heels sooo

Just how big are your heels exactly, or do you carry a little step ladder lol.

Moi?... Turns out we're all similar laying down

"

That old chestnut

We're not haha.

Still, short of a pair of 10" heels you're still gonna be short. Ish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen

I’m 5ft11 so I need at least my height

And then add heels sooo

Just how big are your heels exactly, or do you carry a little step ladder lol.

Moi?... Turns out we're all similar laying down

That old chestnut

We're not haha.

Still, short of a pair of 10" heels you're still gonna be short. Ish."

Me? I'm knocking on 5'8"...so yep not tall.. But if I add 10 inch heels I'm assuming you'd be a shirt arse compared to me?

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By *poppins78Man
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen

I’m 5ft11 so I need at least my height

And then add heels sooo

Just how big are your heels exactly, or do you carry a little step ladder lol.

Moi?... Turns out we're all similar laying down

That old chestnut

We're not haha.

Still, short of a pair of 10" heels you're still gonna be short. Ish.

Me? I'm knocking on 5'8"...so yep not tall.. But if I add 10 inch heels I'm assuming you'd be a shirt arse compared to me? "

Nope

6'5" maybe a smidgen more depending on the gravitational pull of the moon, or door frames just seem to expand and shrink on me.

Admittedly the calculations were done assuming your 5'7".

But, as Dominic Toretto says, winnings winning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never afraid.

Unfortunately I don't like the look of anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Not for the first time, I wish I hadn't stopped growing at 15.

Average male height is 5ft8, 5ft11 is tall

Nice! My last two 'acquaintances' have been 6'7"... I'm such a size queen

I’m 5ft11 so I need at least my height

And then add heels sooo

Just how big are your heels exactly, or do you carry a little step ladder lol.

Moi?... Turns out we're all similar laying down

That old chestnut

We're not haha.

Still, short of a pair of 10" heels you're still gonna be short. Ish.

Me? I'm knocking on 5'8"...so yep not tall.. But if I add 10 inch heels I'm assuming you'd be a shirt arse compared to me? "

At 6'2 and in my 8" pleasers I'd still be taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll open my filters then…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men to the left because women are always right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning.

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men to the left because women are always right "

Haha.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

In like Flynn

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am happy to partake in a bit of ladies prerogative.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Morning...message and wink-o-meters rebooted and awaiting incoming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quite rude of me to start the thread then go to sleep .. think I’ve caught up with everyone who messaged through the thread! Non-thread messages .. I’ll get around to ya …

(*creating an illusion of being popular .. don’t believe all you read on t’internet! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Quite rude of me to start the thread then go to sleep .. think I’ve caught up with everyone who messaged through the thread! Non-thread messages .. I’ll get around to ya …

(*creating an illusion of being popular .. don’t believe all you read on t’internet! )"

An absolutely great thread. Gave me the slap on the arse I needed.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

It is a great thread, bringing much happiness and still more hope to Fab men and women.

While there's life, there's hope for us all. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds interesting. Let’s see if I get a hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m surprised there’s still room…in!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm in. Nothing ventured, nothing gained!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm never afraid.

Unfortunately I don't like the look of anyone.

"

Jeez, can you come off that fence and tell us how you really feel?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

In

(What are the rules again?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In

(What are the rules again?) "

Men say they’re in and want women to message them.

Women subsequently don’t message them.

I think that’s how it works ..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Do we have to message or can we wink who we like?

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London


"In

(What are the rules again?)

Men say they’re in and want women to message them.

Women subsequently don’t message them.

I think that’s how it works .. "

Lol. Spot on. Will give it a go anyway and am in. Will I be?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Do we have to message or can we wink who we like?"
what evs...totally up to you

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"In

(What are the rules again?)

Men say they’re in and want women to message them.

Women subsequently don’t message them.

I think that’s how it works .. "

Damn!!! I knew I’d got it wrong

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"In

(What are the rules again?)

Men say they’re in and want women to message them.

Women subsequently don’t message them.

I think that’s how it works .. "
that's how it's working for me so far ...a straight bloke did message me ..so nearly a result

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

In ... If for nothing else at least I can watch the tumbles roll around

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies

Pretty easy to decipher from interactions on this thread and the prev one me thinks

Haha probably yes?!... But I'm frankly a bit dim, and I don't tend to follow the threads vs just bouncing in

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type "

Did Nerø fib about his height?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have to message or can we wink who we like?"

Message with boobies attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I hadn't posted in here now.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Oooo just saw this thread this morning…have to work on my opening messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The void awaits us all im deffo in for that i do love a good void

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oooo just saw this thread this morning…have to work on my opening messages "

" Hello I'm Booty and I like Tequila " should work

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The void awaits us all im deffo in for that i do love a good void"

I’m doing mine later when I have time. You may get one if you’re good

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"The void awaits us all im deffo in for that i do love a good void

I’m doing mine later when I have time. You may get one if you’re good "

I thought you meant you were doing your void later for a second

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The void awaits us all im deffo in for that i do love a good void

I’m doing mine later when I have time. You may get one if you’re good

I thought you meant you were doing your void later for a second "

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

My inbox is covered in dust…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I braved it.

Fellas - hats off to ya. I can’t write an opening message for toffee

Braver than I. I winked him and let him send the first message

Had to be done. I can always delete my account if it backfires - lol

Good luck to you x And you! I suspect it’s the same guy

Jesus, you know we're all placing bets on whose the lucky candidate more than the bookies, ladies

Pretty easy to decipher from interactions on this thread and the prev one me thinks

Haha probably yes?!... But I'm frankly a bit dim, and I don't tend to follow the threads vs just bouncing in

I’ll give you a clue…..I like the tall, geeky type

Did Nerø fib about his height?! "

Lol! He’s been a popular boy but he’s not the only geeky type here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last call!!! Last call!!!!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Oooo just saw this thread this morning…have to work on my opening messages

" Hello I'm Booty and I like Tequila " should work "

Cheeky git as you would say

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oooo just saw this thread this morning…have to work on my opening messages

" Hello I'm Booty and I like Tequila " should work

Cheeky git as you would say "

Me ??

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