FabSwingers.com forum: If you were an animal....

By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

....what animal would you be? It's tempting to put stallion or stag but be more imaginative....for me...a lizard...like warming up in the sun, bright eyes and a tongue....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ram.... But not in Wales....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tiger, graceful and full of mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a pussy cat.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

An Andean Condor, soaring free over the mountains. I've always thought that I know it's not strictly an animal but I never did play by the rules

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"An Andean Condor, soaring free over the mountains. I've always thought that I know it's not strictly an animal but I never did play by the rules

Perfectly acceptable. I'm waiting for someone to suggest slug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dinosaurs according to our son!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jaguar, beautiful, very flexible and exciting to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat curled up on a receptive lap by the fire being stroked and petted all day long purrrrrr

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Jackdaw... cheeky, inquisitive, sociable, monogamous in relationships.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our dog, curled up in his basket next to the radiator while ,im de icing the car

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"dinosaurs according to our son!

Oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polar bear, then I wouldn't mind that it's so fekkin cold!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....what animal would you be? It's tempting to put stallion or stag but be more imaginative....for me...a lizard...like warming up in the sun, bright eyes and a tongue....x"

A gibbon.

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Id be an ant.....

Because Ive been a soldier

red/read a few times

Ive been a worker

My purpose is to protect my family and breed with my queen

Im stronger than I look

I will bite you if you sit on me

I like sweet things

Plus most of all......

Id like to get in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....what animal would you be? It's tempting to put stallion or stag but be more imaginative....for me...a lizard...like warming up in the sun, bright eyes and a tongue....x

A gibbon.

Isn't that Funkys choice....???

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"....what animal would you be? It's tempting to put stallion or stag but be more imaginative....for me...a lizard...like warming up in the sun, bright eyes and a tongue....x

A gibbon.

Isn't that Funkys choice....??? :-

Gibbon not Gibberer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion !! full of grace and so majestic !!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

An okapi, an odd assortment of animals that is strangely beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a bear - big and cuddly but don't get me angry!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A Unicorn coz I am majikal and lots of ghey people like me¡

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glowworm. So the sun would still shine from my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A golden eagle king of the sky so sought after

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A hamster. So I could store snacks in my cheeks, curl up and go to sleep.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A meerkat, everyone thinks they are cute and loveable but can be nasty if you get up close to them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teddy bear,.cos they like lots of cuddles and can tell secrets to and they eont blab xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Well you didn't say mythical creatures were allowed...

A nixie.

Promiscuous water dwelling creatures with a strangely erotic allure...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I would say a big bull elephant as they are so much like us with their family troops who always look out for the others and if one gets hurt or killed they will stay and caress it with their trunks and they even will cry real tears,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gnu ( don't know why just like the way it's sounds)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that bloody hibernates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something warm blooded and a bit mad!! I'm thinking a lamb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An owl - a quiet loner who uses his wit to woo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tazmanian devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffe.

" My, what a long tongue you have"

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

iv been described as a jack russel,fierce and fiesty, stubborn, but cuddly,loyal,and a big softie

dont know about the wet nose though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could be a pair of albatrosses , they couple for life and glide around the world on effortless beats of their wings

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A kangaroo,...

You know what they say about big feet..;-)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A kangaroo,...

You know what they say about big feet..;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kangaroo,...

You know what they say about big feet..;-)"

They make you repeat yourself??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd be a stick insect.

Then all the women on here who state '..attractive, slim and expect same' can go and do one!

Other than that, I'll settle for being a male whelk....... as male whelks have a penis four TIMES the size of the rest of their bodies....

Now if that ain't VVVVVVVVVVVVVVE I dunno what is?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sid the SLOTH (Ice Age), just wondering through life and enjoying it

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I was born in the year of the tiger, apparently, and I think that suits me. I can be wild, a bit of a loner, rare but also a vicious cat when provoked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbits for both of us as they look to have a pretty good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a scorpion

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"a scorpion"

Why?

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"An owl - a quiet loner who uses his wit to woo!"

Clever sod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a scorpion

Why?"

because i grab hold with my claws.

and insert a powerful sting.

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"a scorpion

Why?

because i grab hold with my claws.

and insert a powerful sting."

Ha ha a big tail eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be a Tarsia (I think that's how its spelled).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a scorpion

Why?

because i grab hold with my claws.

and insert a powerful sting.

Ha ha a big tail eh?"

its the poison you got to watch for

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"a scorpion

Why?

because i grab hold with my claws.

and insert a powerful sting.

Ha ha a big tail eh?

its the poison you got to watch for

Bleurrrgghhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rabbits for both of us as they look to have a pretty good time.

"
I think we would go with rabbits too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Komodo Dragon

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A pussy

I'd make you purrrrr...do you like cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cockodile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pussy

I'd make you purrrrr...do you like cream?"

how u gonna make me purr .....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cockodile

not a cockatwo lol

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"[Removed by poster at 06/12/12 21:38:07]"

With my extended lightsabre....Zwiiiinnnng!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion because I'm a Leo - born in July, and I love to lounge in the sun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be either one of our dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it's winter I'd like to be a little otter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/12/12 21:38:07]

With my extended lightsabre....Zwiiiinnnng!!!"

mmmmmmmmmmm ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pussy

I reckon this lion would like a little pussy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pussy

I reckon this lion would like a little pussy!!

Me owwwwwwwwwwwww lol

or ouch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pussy

I reckon this lion would like a little pussy!!

Me owwwwwwwwwwwww lol

or ouch lol

Now this lion wouldn't hurt a nice little pussy - I wouldn't be too beastly!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would choose one of the big cats probably a panther or leopard as they are so graceful.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lioness or a black widow spider....depends....

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

My closest group of friends decided that I was an otter back in secondary school and they have stuck with that decision ever since.

Playful, observant, calm and calculated, love swimming and love egg and fish-based food. ^^

I think it was also down to my silky brown hair, but, y'know.

- Amy. x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

In a way... I would still be me... we are mammals after all

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