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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama queen......flounces off in thermals ,duvet and a killer pair of heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

Not even for a Prettyplease....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drama queen......flounces off in thermals ,duvet and a killer pair of heels

I dont flounce.... I glide gracefully....

Which is goin to be a lot easier on the black ice out there....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

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Ffs! Why start a rant so early? Why not wait till a more civilised hour? Some people..tsk tsk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drama queen......flounces off in thermals ,duvet and a killer pair of heels

I dont flounce.... I glide gracefully....

Which is goin to be a lot easier on the black ice out there....

Bambi on ice....ohhh drive carefull and please watch those killer heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Not even for a Prettyplease....

Ok but even me with my super powers isn't going to have much luck

Stay in bed I say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

Ffs! Why start a rant so early? Why not wait till a more civilised hour? Some people..tsk tsk"

If I wait till me meds have kicked in I'm likely to throw a real hissy fit....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drama queen......flounces off in thermals ,duvet and a killer pair of heels

I dont flounce.... I glide gracefully....

Which is goin to be a lot easier on the black ice out there....

Bambi on ice....ohhh drive carefull and please watch those killer heels

Tsk....! I have flatties for driving....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

Not even for a Prettyplease....

Ok but even me with my super powers isn't going to have much luck

Stay in bed I say

If I nip over... We could generate some real heat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect camping weather, so no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Not even for a Prettyplease....

Ok but even me with my super powers isn't going to have much luck

Stay in bed I say

If I nip over... We could generate some real heat....

I am ready and waiting with hot tea as well

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Hope its not to icy outside as Im terrible at driving on the bloody stuff

Wrapping up soon as must venture out

Would much rather stay where its warm

Oh why do we have to go to work

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

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Only if you are going to pay the bills!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perfect camping weather, so no!

NURSE...!!! More medication for Miss Necklace please.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The thermostats been turned down due to the cost of fuel. Put an extra jumper on my Mum says.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

Not even for a Prettyplease....

Ok but even me with my super powers isn't going to have much luck

Stay in bed I say

If I nip over... We could generate some real heat....

I am ready and waiting with hot tea as well

Woohooo!!! Put some brandy in it....

"Won't be in today Boss... I'm havin hot toddy with some hot totty...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope its not to icy outside as Im terrible at driving on the bloody stuff

Wrapping up soon as must venture out

Would much rather stay where its warm

Oh why do we have to go to work

To pay the heating bills....

Drive carefully.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

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Only if you are going to pay the bills!!

I'll pay the Georges and the Freds if it'll do any good...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thermostats been turned down due to the cost of fuel. Put an extra jumper on my Mum says.

Oooh!!! I like to see L in a jumper.... It's the way she pulls my eyes over the wool....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

This is going to sound weird coming from me, but.....

Man up, put on some thermals and deal with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

This is going to sound weird coming from me, but.....

Man up, put on some thermals and deal with it!"
Lend him a pair of your tights, Jodie.

I'm sure he'll wash em out before he sends them back..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brisk walk to the shops for the daily milk and bread rations in my mankini during this bracing weather is on the cards...

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh dear. If you think this is cold, the forecasting models for next week show daytime temperatures at minuses for a prolonged period of time with significant falls of snow for the whole country.

Bring it on - I can't wait!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

This is going to sound weird coming from me, but.....

Man up, put on some thermals and deal with it!"

And just how am I supposed to disguise the VTL in my party frock tonight.... Eh.... Eh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

This is going to sound weird coming from me, but.....

Man up, put on some thermals and deal with it! Lend him a pair of your tights, Jodie.

I'm sure he'll wash em out before he sends them back..

Send em back...?

Thats quality gear we're talking about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

This is going to sound weird coming from me, but.....

Man up, put on some thermals and deal with it! Lend him a pair of your tights, Jodie.

I'm sure he'll wash em out before he sends them back..

Send em back...?

Thats quality gear we're talking about...

True.... give ya that one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...the police have just given me a lift back from the shops.

What is a restraining order? Asda have given me one for xmas bless em!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A brisk walk to the shops for the daily milk and bread rations in my mankini during this bracing weather is on the cards..."

Yeah...! But I haven't had time to trim my red mankini with white fur yet.....Brrrrrr...!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear. If you think this is cold, the forecasting models for next week show daytime temperatures at minuses for a prolonged period of time with significant falls of snow for the whole country.

Bring it on - I can't wait!"

Masochist.....

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Oh dear. If you think this is cold, the forecasting models for next week show daytime temperatures at minuses for a prolonged period of time with significant falls of snow for the whole country.

Bring it on - I can't wait!

Masochist.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to say this but it needs to get colder to kill off all the sickness bugs etc that are going around at the moment, It's rife around where i live at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

This is going to sound weird coming from me, but.....

Man up, put on some thermals and deal with it! Lend him a pair of your tights, Jodie.

I'm sure he'll wash em out before he sends them back..

Send em back...?

Thats quality gear we're talking about...

True.... give ya that one....

Dry cleaned if you please, with extra stain removal additives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

This is going to sound weird coming from me, but.....

Man up, put on some thermals and deal with it! Lend him a pair of your tights, Jodie.

I'm sure he'll wash em out before he sends them back..

Send em back...?

Thats quality gear we're talking about...

True.... give ya that one....

Dry cleaned if you please, with extra stain removal additives."

I'd have hoped you'd have had the stains removed Before you lent them out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man the f*ck up Euro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have hoped you'd have had the stains removed Before you lent them out.....

Don't be silly. Its the only way I can mark you with my scent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man the f*ck up Euro!

Ooooh..!!! Luv it when ya goes all butch....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perfect camping weather, so no!

NURSE...!!! More medication for Miss Necklace please.....

I don't need medications, however, psychiatric help may be more appropriate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP are you suffering from shrinkage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would someone please be so kind as to turn the heating back on out there.... ????

Thank you kindly...

Its going to be worse tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

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Did you follow earlier advice?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

Did you follow earlier advice?;-)"

wot advice? lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

Did you follow earlier advice?;-)

wot advice? lol

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Holy mackerel this is worse than I thought. Never mind, you are warmer now and thats all that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

Did you follow earlier advice?;-)

wot advice? lol

Holy mackerel this is worse than I thought. Never mind, you are warmer now and thats all that matters

"Holy mackerel" its a long time since I have seen that used

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

Did you follow earlier advice?;-)

wot advice? lol

Holy mackerel this is worse than I thought. Never mind, you are warmer now and thats all that matters

"Holy mackerel" its a long time since I have seen that used

"
Something made me think fishy this evening lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

Did you follow earlier advice?;-)

wot advice? lol

Holy mackerel this is worse than I thought. Never mind, you are warmer now and thats all that matters

"Holy mackerel" its a long time since I have seen that used

It's a regional colloquialism like fuck spiders or E Bi Gum.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

Did you follow earlier advice?;-)

wot advice? lol

Holy mackerel this is worse than I thought. Never mind, you are warmer now and thats all that matters

"Holy mackerel" its a long time since I have seen that used

"
Actually, I can claim the 5th here... not being a native speaker of teh English Lingo.. I can claim I picked it up from one of my many teachers ... so I am not to blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

Did you follow earlier advice?;-)

wot advice? lol

Holy mackerel this is worse than I thought. Never mind, you are warmer now and thats all that matters

"Holy mackerel" its a long time since I have seen that used

Something made me think fishy this evening lol

oh I know wot advice and no I didnt lol the fishy stuff is cos there is another thread with fish on it lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Do I get a snuggle too cos I is freezin

Superwarm snuggles.... And a hot huggle or two.....

mmmmmm thank u - am like toast now

Did you follow earlier advice?;-)

wot advice? lol

Holy mackerel this is worse than I thought. Never mind, you are warmer now and thats all that matters

"Holy mackerel" its a long time since I have seen that used

Something made me think fishy this evening lol

oh I know wot advice and no I didnt lol the fishy stuff is cos there is another thread with fish on it lol

I had not even got that far. I can only cope with two threads at any time...

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