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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can’t be arsed to put in the long hours or try and be original or unique in your inbox ..

So come on. Give us a few shortcuts.

What’s the best way to ensure we get YOUR attention?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Olives

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Start with

“Hi”

“You sound fun”

Mention something from my profile that I hate and have said I hate.

Add 3 cock pics & a really old blurry face picture.

Then when I say no thank you very politely, please message back telling me what an ungrateful fat cow I am.

I’ll be yours forever more

Alternatively food & gin works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One leg at a time same as I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go through my laundry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a stick of gum with me and I’m all yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake can sometimes help, or so I’m led to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wear any so can't get much faster. I've not worn trousers for about 8 months. Always in shorts. But if you give a good back scratch then I'm very appreciative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me booty pics and feed me grapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked hula hooping does it for me every time

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Share a stick of gum with me and I’m all yours. "

Any particular gum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message me with your favourite Ricky Machado anecdote.

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Ask my Mr he might give me an order to entertain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try 50p and a pound of grapes.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Chocolate trifle

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Olives "

Kalamata or Queen Greens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share a stick of gum with me and I’m all yours.

Any particular gum? "

As long as you’ve not chewed all the flavour from it, I’m easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food, basically.

Turns out women are more into coq au vin than cock in van.

As much as my wit, sartorial elegance, charm and rippling dad bod attracts, it seems to be the frittata, pancakes, banana bread, risotto, stir fry, red Thai pineapple curry, fajitas, lasagne, falafel and roast dinner that have really saved me.

I'm wondering if I could get something like that onto the hot pics, maybe hot dinner pics, make this place go full Instagram.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face pic, a dick pick and a message that’s well written, interesting and in a dream world, funny. If I like the dick and the face it’s game on.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Food, basically.

Turns out women are more into coq au vin than cock in van.

As much as my wit, sartorial elegance, charm and rippling dad bod attracts, it seems to be the frittata, pancakes, banana bread, risotto, stir fry, red Thai pineapple curry, fajitas, lasagne, falafel and roast dinner that have really saved me.

I'm wondering if I could get something like that onto the hot pics, maybe hot dinner pics, make this place go full Instagram."

Get your coat love

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Share a stick of gum with me and I’m all yours.

Any particular gum?

As long as you’ve not chewed all the flavour from it, I’m easy. "

Oohh I will keep that in mind

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just ask

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Just be ordinary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food, basically.

Turns out women are more into coq au vin than cock in van.

As much as my wit, sartorial elegance, charm and rippling dad bod attracts, it seems to be the frittata, pancakes, banana bread, risotto, stir fry, red Thai pineapple curry, fajitas, lasagne, falafel and roast dinner that have really saved me.

I'm wondering if I could get something like that onto the hot pics, maybe hot dinner pics, make this place go full Instagram."

I do like a nice kebab

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By *evonNewbiesCouple
over a year ago

Paignton

Love a photo of a man in a suit, or curvy women xx

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A great witty sense of humour and a lovely pair of gym leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food, basically.

Turns out women are more into coq au vin than cock in van.

As much as my wit, sartorial elegance, charm and rippling dad bod attracts, it seems to be the frittata, pancakes, banana bread, risotto, stir fry, red Thai pineapple curry, fajitas, lasagne, falafel and roast dinner that have really saved me.

I'm wondering if I could get something like that onto the hot pics, maybe hot dinner pics, make this place go full Instagram.

Get your coat love "

Don't you mean, the definitely made for men and not a womans pinny...

Because I'll be damned if I'm getting these stains out of my shirt.

It's bad enough I look like something out of narcos after baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a very good question, I'm not sure anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that depends

On a number off things

Ie what sex the person is and how truthful they are

Ie if it’s woman I like to take my time a connection and stuff

If it’s couples then I like to get to know them a little but not to much that it gets in the way off they relationship I am under no elushoin that it’s anything more than what it is

For guys I am easy just be truthful and just don’t expect me to jump there and then

Ie you don’t have to hump and ghost if your just looking for a one night bang and use me just be truthful I don’t mind being used I be using back just let me know before Hand

If you want more than say so just don’t bam me up

I am always down for just mindless sex when it comes to guys just be honest that that’s what it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share a stick of gum with me and I’m all yours. "

Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food, basically.

Turns out women are more into coq au vin than cock in van.

As much as my wit, sartorial elegance, charm and rippling dad bod attracts, it seems to be the frittata, pancakes, banana bread, risotto, stir fry, red Thai pineapple curry, fajitas, lasagne, falafel and roast dinner that have really saved me.

I'm wondering if I could get something like that onto the hot pics, maybe hot dinner pics, make this place go full Instagram.

I do like a nice kebab "

I did see a good video on home made pittas recently, best I can do for disgusting twirly meat is a pepperami on a drill.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Lose the attitude

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Roast dinners, beard strokes and back rubs will definitely be up there on the list surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food, basically.

Turns out women are more into coq au vin than cock in van.

As much as my wit, sartorial elegance, charm and rippling dad bod attracts, it seems to be the frittata, pancakes, banana bread, risotto, stir fry, red Thai pineapple curry, fajitas, lasagne, falafel and roast dinner that have really saved me.

I'm wondering if I could get something like that onto the hot pics, maybe hot dinner pics, make this place go full Instagram."

Offerings of warm fajitas,frittatas and falafels...the dream!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Good food, good beer, good conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food, basically.

Turns out women are more into coq au vin than cock in van.

As much as my wit, sartorial elegance, charm and rippling dad bod attracts, it seems to be the frittata, pancakes, banana bread, risotto, stir fry, red Thai pineapple curry, fajitas, lasagne, falafel and roast dinner that have really saved me.

I'm wondering if I could get something like that onto the hot pics, maybe hot dinner pics, make this place go full Instagram.

Offerings of warm fajitas,frittatas and falafels...the dream! "

And we haven't even mentioned the guacamole, hummus and tsatsiki yet.

Niche found.

Daddy chef is here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share a stick of gum with me and I’m all yours.

Any particular gum?

As long as you’ve not chewed all the flavour from it, I’m easy.

Oohh I will keep that in mind "

And remember bubbalicious is the best!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Share a stick of gum with me and I’m all yours.

Any particular gum?

As long as you’ve not chewed all the flavour from it, I’m easy.

Oohh I will keep that in mind

And remember bubbalicious is the best! "

Pah! Bazooka Joe was the best. They used to have little comics in and everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy me dinner and give me a kiss goodbye

I mean it would have worked if I hadn't of met "him"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy me dinner and give me a kiss goodbye

I mean it would have worked if I hadn't of met "him" "

I can’t even remember the dinner bit …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy me dinner and give me a kiss goodbye

I mean it would have worked if I hadn't of met "him"

I can’t even remember the dinner bit … "

Tbf neither can I.....I'd still get in your trousers if you would let me

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Pray

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy me dinner and give me a kiss goodbye

I mean it would have worked if I hadn't of met "him"

I can’t even remember the dinner bit …

Tbf neither can I.....I'd still get in your trousers if you would let me "

well I’m not *not* allowing it! (Ooh a double negative .. is that allowed? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy me dinner and give me a kiss goodbye

I mean it would have worked if I hadn't of met "him"

I can’t even remember the dinner bit …

Tbf neither can I.....I'd still get in your trousers if you would let me

well I’m not *not* allowing it! (Ooh a double negative .. is that allowed? )"

My head hurts, do you wanna fuck or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy me dinner and give me a kiss goodbye

I mean it would have worked if I hadn't of met "him"

I can’t even remember the dinner bit …

Tbf neither can I.....I'd still get in your trousers if you would let me

well I’m not *not* allowing it! (Ooh a double negative .. is that allowed? )

My head hurts, do you wanna fuck or not "

Aye, g’wan then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share a stick of gum with me and I’m all yours.

Any particular gum?

As long as you’ve not chewed all the flavour from it, I’m easy.

Oohh I will keep that in mind

And remember bubbalicious is the best!

Pah! Bazooka Joe was the best. They used to have little comics in and everything! "

And a bottle of Panda Pop.

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Dick pics in my inbox

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Homemade cheesecake and/or wear a cowboy hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Homemade cheesecake and/or wear a cowboy hat "

Yeeeeeehaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcasm and winding me up in a playful way usually works. I like a cheeky one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about you, OP? How can we get into your pants?

Why, thanks for asking!

Boobies. Specifically boobies in my inbox. Guaranteed ice-breaker.

That or “how’s u?”

Either will do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Let my tyres down

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Making me laugh….being a cheeky charmer usually makes me swoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food, basically.

Turns out women are more into coq au vin than cock in van.

As much as my wit, sartorial elegance, charm and rippling dad bod attracts, it seems to be the frittata, pancakes, banana bread, risotto, stir fry, red Thai pineapple curry, fajitas, lasagne, falafel and roast dinner that have really saved me.

I'm wondering if I could get something like that onto the hot pics, maybe hot dinner pics, make this place go full Instagram."

Stop it… it’s too much…

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just asking works quite often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be tall and nerdy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance, I go commando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being incredibly intelligent, fun, funny and picked up on a detail few others have. Not a massive longggggg message, but a smart one

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I can’t be arsed to put in the long hours or try and be original or unique in your inbox ..

So come on. Give us a few shortcuts.

What’s the best way to ensure we get YOUR attention?

"

You don't ask a fish how to catch a fish...you ask a fisherman

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bribe me with loaded fries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dairy Milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being incredibly intelligent, fun, funny and picked up on a detail few others have. Not a massive longggggg message, but a smart one"

How about incredibly funny looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being incredibly intelligent, fun, funny and picked up on a detail few others have. Not a massive longggggg message, but a smart one

How about incredibly funny looking?"

Yeah, why not, I’m having a slow week

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Start with

“Hi”

“You sound fun”

Mention something from my profile that I hate and have said I hate.

Add 3 cock pics & a really old blurry face picture.

Then when I say no thank you very politely, please message back telling me what an ungrateful fat cow I am.

I’ll be yours forever more

Alternatively food & gin works "

Im going with plan A!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t be arsed to put in the long hours or try and be original or unique in your inbox ..

So come on. Give us a few shortcuts.

What’s the best way to ensure we get YOUR attention?

You don't ask a fish how to catch a fish...you ask a fisherman"

But what if they’re one of those fishermen that embellish the size of their catch!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be tall and nerdy "

I’m tall and NEEDY? Close enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food, basically.

Turns out women are more into coq au vin than cock in van.

As much as my wit, sartorial elegance, charm and rippling dad bod attracts, it seems to be the frittata, pancakes, banana bread, risotto, stir fry, red Thai pineapple curry, fajitas, lasagne, falafel and roast dinner that have really saved me.

I'm wondering if I could get something like that onto the hot pics, maybe hot dinner pics, make this place go full Instagram.

Stop it… it’s too much… "

Please, I'd keep going till we hit Seven levels of gluttony.

Granted, it'd be a confusing boner by the end, but, I'd power through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t be arsed to put in the long hours or try and be original or unique in your inbox ..

So come on. Give us a few shortcuts.

What’s the best way to ensure we get YOUR attention?

You don't ask a fish how to catch a fish...you ask a fisherman"

Pollocks

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I can’t be arsed to put in the long hours or try and be original or unique in your inbox ..

So come on. Give us a few shortcuts.

What’s the best way to ensure we get YOUR attention?

You don't ask a fish how to catch a fish...you ask a fisherman

But what if they’re one of those fishermen that embellish the size of their catch!? "

It doesnt matter, its still a fish

And we know the rule in here, any fish is better than no fish

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Be tall and nerdy "

How about mid height and nerdy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring me jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a busty female

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

To get me interested - string a sentence together - tell me you want to have all my babies - by blowjob and just be you …we will either click and have no babies … or we may just be mates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being incredibly intelligent, fun, funny and picked up on a detail few others have. Not a massive longggggg message, but a smart one

How about incredibly funny looking?

Yeah, why not, I’m having a slow week "

Well if you want quick, then you've found the right person

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Wine gums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be tall and nerdy

How about mid height and nerdy? "

Haha afraid not!

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[knickers removed by poster at 04/10/22 22:34:00]"

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Be tall and nerdy

How about mid height and nerdy?

Haha afraid not! "

Average with noodles?

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Stop expecting everything to work.. if you want the fuck anything type admit it she's on here!!

If you want the assured weekly type then don't take on the fuck anything chic

Be honest.. cause lies stand out

Your profile saying looking for fun and yet your messages saying looking for one

Simple stop lying and maybe ?? you will attract something real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop expecting everything to work.. if you want the fuck anything type admit it she's on here!!

If you want the assured weekly type then don't take on the fuck anything chic

Be honest.. cause lies stand out

Your profile saying looking for fun and yet your messages saying looking for one

Simple stop lying and maybe ?? you will attract something real

"

Whoosh?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Take some Scissors and cut the elastic waistband.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Share a stick of gum with me and I’m all yours.

Any particular gum?

As long as you’ve not chewed all the flavour from it, I’m easy.

Oohh I will keep that in mind

And remember bubbalicious is the best! "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice smile

Nice bod

Artistic/creative

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Offer to sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Wine gums. "

But surely not for the green ones, Thumper? Can see why anyone would put out for a red or black (see also jelly babies).

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

By doing a back flip whilst my hench people hold them up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laundry basket is in the corner

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Wine gums.

But surely not for the green ones, Thumper? Can see why anyone would put out for a red or black (see also jelly babies)."

I was onboard with everything you said, up until "jelly babies"

I'm out.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

i'd say a haiku

for it says a lot. Simply

express skill. Or don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'd say a haiku

for it says a lot. Simply

express skill. Or don't. "

I definitely

Counted the syllables there

Really, too much work.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A lonely man writes.

The blank screen is a mirror

Reflecting his soul.

Oh,I know how to write a passionkiller!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Cake can sometimes help, or so I’m led to believe "

I thought cake always worked. Is that not the law?

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Waving a prepayed electric or gas card will do the trick at the moment

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By *dventurous.biMan
over a year ago

Funcorn

Be patient. I'm very busy and my work situation can change at a moments notice.

If I say I'm into doing something then I really do want it.

Above all use the biggest sexual organ we have and communicate!

Ps. I'm crap at taking the initial lead

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Funny always catches my attention.

Show up when you say you will, throw in a back massage as well as orgasms. Breakfast in bed would be ace too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waving a prepayed electric or gas card will do the trick at the moment "

Ooh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny always catches my attention.

Show up when you say you will, throw in a back massage as well as orgasms. Breakfast in bed would be ace too "

Why not all three, at once?

Challenging, but perhaps rewarding.

Just, put a towel down first, the crumbs, my goodness, we're not savages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t be a push over

Don’t be shallow

Have good banter

And treat people with kindness

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Talking to me is a good start.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Funny always catches my attention.

Show up when you say you will, throw in a back massage as well as orgasms. Breakfast in bed would be ace too "

Noted ...and I do all four of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake can sometimes help, or so I’m led to believe

I thought cake always worked. Is that not the law?"

Only on Fab

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Wear blue underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear blue underwear "

I bought blue underwear the other day baby blue not bright blue though

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wear blue underwear

I bought blue underwear the other day baby blue not bright blue though "

If you'd let me see you in them I'd be most grateful.

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over a year ago


"Wear blue underwear

I bought blue underwear the other day baby blue not bright blue though

If you'd let me see you in them I'd be most grateful. "

I’ll post a pic tomorrow just for you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wear blue underwear

I bought blue underwear the other day baby blue not bright blue though

If you'd let me see you in them I'd be most grateful.

I’ll post a pic tomorrow just for you "

Woohoo.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"Naked hula hooping does it for me every time "

How about naked Cheerios hooping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dora is going to bring home the next (and first) guy that notices her HW anklet.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Sing heads shoulders knees and toes mandarin.

But on a serious not good pictures and the ability to hold a conversation always helps.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goto the main menu, on the D pad press:

Up, down, up, left, left, B, A and start

Oh wait there is no cheat code, you have to put in the work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask nicely?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Cake can sometimes help, or so I’m led to believe

I thought cake always worked. Is that not the law?

Only on Fab "

There's places besides Fab? What are you talking about? Isn't this where all life is?

Next you'll be telling me that the Earth isn't flat!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Someone once said to me that vodka was the equivalent of instant knicker removal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start with

“Hi”

“You sound fun”

Mention something from my profile that I hate and have said I hate.

Add 3 cock pics & a really old blurry face picture.

Then when I say no thank you very politely, please message back telling me what an ungrateful fat cow I am.

I’ll be yours forever more

Alternatively food & gin works "

Haha!! This is the best description of Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I'm just too complicated by its the "hey" that gets me weak at the knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waving a prepayed electric or gas card will do the trick at the moment "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to me in text type, no words longer than three letters…. Really gets me going!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Offer to sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut"

Nice

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"i'd say a haiku

for it says a lot. Simply

express skill. Or don't.

I definitely

Counted the syllables there

Really, too much work."

Ha! Well done falafel.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

I'll do anything for a Mcflurry!

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

I find a Bacardi and Coke, a good starting point.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I can’t be arsed to put in the long hours or try and be original or unique in your inbox ..

So come on. Give us a few shortcuts.

What’s the best way to ensure we get YOUR attention?

"

Whisper into my ear... "my round, what you want" that's a sure way to get in there

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I can’t be arsed to put in the long hours or try and be original or unique in your inbox ..

So come on. Give us a few shortcuts.

What’s the best way to ensure we get YOUR attention?

Whisper into my ear... "my round, what you want" that's a sure way to get in there "

Whispers “Im round - and already d*unk - I dance like no one’s watching - when in reality everyone is… especially the guys on the door… because they wish they had my moves.. is it sexy time yet?’” How was that - i bet your pants just flew off like Mary Poppins waved her umbrella at them!!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

1. Be attractive.

2. Tell me you want it.

I am not a complicated person.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

You have to be a bit odd. In a nice way. Have a certain je ne sais quo.

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Be silly with minimal ego. Thats a sure fire way to pass Go.

Rest is down to chemistry and mutual likes and lusts.

And don’t be twatted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A face pic, a dick pick and a message that’s well written, interesting and in a dream world, funny. If I like the dick and the face it’s game on."

For your eyes only

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Just say "please may I buy your knickers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’d have to play the long game with me. I’m monogamous so you’d have to somehow get rid of my wife, wait until I was ready to move on and then show me your tits

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"A lonely man writes.

The blank screen is a mirror

Reflecting his soul.

Oh,I know how to write a passionkiller!"

Look A, they still exist. Fear not, friend.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I think most folk here would have a better chance if they just stole them off a washing line to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour, tall, thighs, avaliable when I am, good teeth!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester


"I think most folk here would have a better chance if they just stole them off a washing line to be honest "

Someone stole a pair of my ex's knickers from the washing line once. She didn't mind about the knickers much, but wanted the 45 pegs back!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I think most folk here would have a better chance if they just stole them off a washing line to be honest

Someone stole a pair of my ex's knickers from the washing line once. She didn't mind about the knickers much, but wanted the 45 pegs back! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reading this thread is a little dispiriting tbf, it seems like the ladies actually want things like charisma and good looks.

Where are all the women with incredibly low standards in men? How the hell are us mediocre gents gonna get any action?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Feed me, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed me, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty."

Likewise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me laugh make me excited inspire me to act on impulse

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

I'm a sucker for a compliment! Guess I must have low self esteem Oh and I love it when you girls laugh at my naff jokes - again, it's just a really big confidence booster for me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed me, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty."

See i tried that and got told "stop I'm not a fucking cat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, good thighs and will travel…

Oh and make laugh and all that crap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed me, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty."

There's gotta be one of them Wiley women catches somewhere there as that seems too easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, good thighs and will travel…

Oh and make laugh and all that crap xx"

Ah you forgot the stamina part bit of a pringles lady - once ya pop you just ain't allowed to stop

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea

Food

Make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed me, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty."

I don’t share food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed me, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty.

I don’t share food."

I've got a great tactic for this, being plant based no one wants to eat my "vegan shit". So I can easily make a lovely lamb dish with Greek salad, stuffed vine leaves etc and know that the chilli spiced fried potato cubes are mine all mine and there's only so much veg a person will eat when there's succulent lamb on the table.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Feed me, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty.

See i tried that and got told "stop I'm not a fucking cat"

"

What can I say, I totally relate to cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed me, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty.

See i tried that and got told "stop I'm not a fucking cat"

What can I say, I totally relate to cats "

Oh I completely agree, I'm pretty sure my spirit animal is a cat, or maybe a bear, emerging from deep hibernation, until the coffee kicks in.

If only bears liked scritches, moody sods, let me love you.

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