FabSwingers.com forum: Worst music to have sex to

By *ackbydemand OP Man
over a year ago

Leicester

OK we've had the usual "best" but now the worst.

"Sweaty Betty" by the Macc Lads.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Metal Machine Music" by Lou Reed. Four sides of vinyl full of nothing but screaming guitar feedback noise. No tunes. No rhythms. No words. Nothing recognisable as coherent content.

When it was released most purchasers got ten minutes into the first side then took it back to the shop as being faulty.

I listened to it the whole way through. It doesn't improve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blink 182- I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still Jazz, same as before

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

That stupid rap opera by R kelly.

Or the Sound of music soundtrack!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Metal Machine Music" by Lou Reed. Four sides of vinyl full of nothing but screaming guitar feedback noise. No tunes. No rhythms. No words. Nothing recognisable as coherent content.

When it was released most purchasers got ten minutes into the first side then took it back to the shop as being faulty.

I listened to it the whole way through. It doesn't improve."

Sounds awful, but I guess it’s still more appealing than having to listen to my sex noises so yeah, I think that’ll help me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Enya. Imagine climaxing as the words….

Sail away sail away sail away. Comes on

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Anything by Enya. Imagine climaxing as the words….

Sail away sail away sail away. Comes on

...let the 'Orinoco' flow.

It has a hidden meaning now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably TLC - Waterfalls

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By *notherGirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Somewhere

The Very Best Of Val Doonican

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All music why would why on earth anyone would play music during sex masking the moans of pleasure and the zoned in sexy talk makes no sense to me at all

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By *ackbydemand OP Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Anything by Enya. Imagine climaxing as the words….

Sail away sail away sail away. Comes on

...let the 'Orinoco' flow.

It has a hidden meaning now!

Internet Gold, you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bjork. There is a time and place for her music

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Crazy frog

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

birdie song,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Hey Duggee & The Greatest Hit Badge, especially Trojan Cheese.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Star trekking across the universe" in a bloody hot private room in a club (see my veris

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

I would would walk 10,000 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lords Prayer-Cliff Richard

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Goldie looking chain

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Bjork. There is a time and place for her music"

I think it's oh so quiet would be quite good to fuck too, quick slow quick slow!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Lily The Pink- The Scaffold.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

""Metal Machine Music" by Lou Reed. Four sides of vinyl full of nothing but screaming guitar feedback noise. No tunes. No rhythms. No words. Nothing recognisable as coherent content.

When it was released most purchasers got ten minutes into the first side then took it back to the shop as being faulty.

I listened to it the whole way through. It doesn't improve."

Reminds me of another, Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica. Imagine having sex to I am the table.

https://youtu.be/j7_mMYsPVqs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas.

I got exhausted subconsciously keeping up with the rythm whilst fucking Aurelia one time.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Anything by the band Infant Annihilator...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theme to magic roundabout (think about it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop

-scatman john

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop

-scatman john"
nice

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Anything that from a bad country and western singer/band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wurzels - Combine Harvester

Orgasm gold I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hockey Cokey - might be up for them putting their arm in... But the leg was too much

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Anything by coldplay........music to slit your wrists to !

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