FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the most off putting line during sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let’s see what they are people

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Is that it!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ok get off now, the kettle's boiled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you finished yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!!!

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By *risky FoxesCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Emlyn

"Ok get off now, the kettle's boiled. "

See for me that’s a turn on cos I know there’s a cuppa coming

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

“Have you just farted ?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s ok, Mother won’t be long with the hoovering

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hurry up I'm bursting for a shite

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

“What are you doing ? “

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Move your head a little I can't see EastEnders.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

It’s not contagious, honest!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Ok get off now, the kettle's boiled.

See for me that’s a turn on cos I know there’s a cuppa coming "

Depends if you're the one on top or, the one wanting the cuppa

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Fuck that happened to me athough it was Corrie. A bit of bang and go and never saw her again. Like more than that

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By *nked_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Your husbands cars just pulled up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So tell me about this rash?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Someone did once say

“This is all for you baby”…. Put me right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone did once say

“This is all for you baby”…. Put me right off

I would’ve pulled up a magnifier, along with: excuse me, all of what?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Someone did once say

“This is all for you baby”…. Put me right off

I would’ve pulled up a magnifier, along with: excuse me, all of what? "

Too busy trying not to either laugh or boak

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Someone did once say

“This is all for you baby”…. Put me right off

Being called baby or hun would put me right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O shit I think that's the husband home early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You know, I really miss my penis”

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I think I left my kid at the supermarket...

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Which one of you bitches is my mother?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did I fall asleep"

(An ex FWB)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t remember the exact line but I had an ex ask me a question about my sister during sex. She had a really short attention span so if anything popped into her head she had to say it immediately.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Did I get the mince out the freezer?

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

“ The ceiling needs painting again “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husbands home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do that thing you do that I love...goes on to explain something I've never done before and actually the thought of it makes me

Said by my ex, it was around this moment I realised what a fucking knob he was.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Your husband is calling

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Do that thing you do that I love...goes on to explain something I've never done before and actually the thought of it makes me

Said by my ex, it was around this moment I realised what a fucking knob he was.

So what was the thing??

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

I've lost the key

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

"Shhhh, don't scream..... is this your first time in prison?"

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Let yourself out when your finished.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Is that all you've got big man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm, you know when I said I didn't have any STDs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that all you've got big man

At least she said big! Compliment that is lol

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

“We’d better be quiet, my parents are in the next room” … said to me by a girl I’d gone home with from a nightclub

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

When she’s says can she stay the night after we did the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she’s says can she stay the night after we did the sex

That'd be great! It's nice to have a snuggle in bed!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"When she’s says can she stay the night after we did the sex

That'd be great! It's nice to have a snuggle in bed!

That’s the last thing us blokes want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she’s says can she stay the night after we did the sex

That'd be great! It's nice to have a snuggle in bed!

That’s the last thing us blokes want

Marry me.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

'Great, that's the formalities completed. Now, are we thinking spring or summer wedding?'

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Have you finished yet lol

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you just release the handbrake?

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

It feels a lot better now the scab has fallen off the end of my cock

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Oh god, I think I'm going to shit myself !

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Being told I'm a good girl..or either of us being called mummy or daddy instant wither n shrivle..

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Have you finished yet?

I guess that is (slightly) better than “Have you started yet?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/10/22 20:11:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice quilt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she’s says can she stay the night after we did the sex

That'd be great! It's nice to have a snuggle in bed!

That’s the last thing us blokes want

Marry me. "

Was that a request or an off-putting line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nanny really loves ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she’s says can she stay the night after we did the sex

That'd be great! It's nice to have a snuggle in bed!

That’s the last thing us blokes want

We'll I'm a bloke and I'd like it so your statement is flawed. The last thing? So it's a fuck and fuck off for you then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you cum yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ I haven’t seen your dick for 7 days “

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Oh, them?... Don't worry about it... I always keep gaffer tape and a saw at the side of my bed hehehehe"

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By *ucks_Fun_SteveMan
over a year ago

The wrong name

(we laughed and carried on, gotta love a fab meet)

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Nanny really loves ya

Spat my drink out pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s see what they are people "

A woman calling me daddy

A woman asking me to call her my baby girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi honey, I'm home"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I get the mince out the freezer?

Gold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal is £40 extra

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

I’m at the clinic tomorrow for the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh! Was that a fart???"

"Um... some of it..."

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg I've forgot the toast wondered why smoke alarm was going off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad was better

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

"Your dad was better"

Haha really funny????

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... you mean hysterical laughter isn't enough?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! I forgot to put the bins out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Shit the kids are home

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Is that you or the dog?

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By *J and CBCouple
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Isn't FAB full of genuine people.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“Oh no! It’s Brightonsteve!”

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

I told you to put the dog in the other room. It's licking my ass

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

God, you're keen!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

"I told you to put the dog in the other room. It's licking my ass

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And the woman's perspective. You dog is trying to give me puppies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up guy number 5 is on the way

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By *r_BigHeadMan
over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)

Don't mind him ... grandad just likes to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t drink the water in the glass on the bedside table it’s got steredent in it for my top set.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've lost the key"

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

A crime chalk outline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crime chalk outline

"Fancy cake? It's in the kitchen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*fartttttttt*

“Oh dear, I think I have shit myself.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look at your wife in bed and say to her "I bet you can't tell me something that will made me happy and sad at the same time", she replies "you have the biggest penis out of all your work colleagues"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not as good as my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not as good as your sister and your mums better too

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Erm.... are you SURE you've done this before??????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week your best friend asked me if I'm a tight ass, because I never bought him a drink at the bar. Well tonight I took my panties off and bent over for him, he won't be calling me that again in a hurry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u cut yourself on my coil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you brush your teeth today?

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