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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "

Awaiting the female backlash.

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By *ue and robCouple
over a year ago

ware

The mind matters more than the body

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

She does look pretty perfect tbh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not the read the study but I guess it’s composed of the “average” of hundreds of replies and responses so is only ever supposed to be a generic middle of the road result.

While I agree with the finding attraction across all shapes and sizes thing, like with most things in life I guess the average person will like the average body shape / size and fewer people will be attracted to those on the outliers, much like most women will like an average penis size to a whopper or a tiddler ..

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By *XXDREAMMan
over a year ago

sudbury

That’s just the results of a science study, not, the results of a “I’d shag anyone” kinda geezer, that said Kelly brooks got a crazy figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect female body is ever woman’s body they all perfect no mater the shape and size

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "

Jamie lee Curtis in trading places …

Having said that, variety is the spice of life. I don’t have a single “type”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone on here with those stats? Hit me up, I’ll give you my opinion.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Anyone on here with those stats? Hit me up, I’ll give you my opinion. "

I have those stats. It's just that I've rounded them up quite a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore all shapes an curves of a woman...I dont have a perfect type as such..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "

I'm above average in all areas. That's an achievement, right?!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

All a load of nonsense as bodies change, Kelly got married recently and she doesn't have the body stats as listed above(they are wrong) and has confirmed she is "happier than ever" not living up to some stereo type from her past!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

"

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

"

This

Kelly Brook though

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches... "

They could insert metal lengthening rods into your leg bones and spine. I need three inches chopping off which will be problematic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

They could insert metal lengthening rods into your leg bones and spine. I need three inches chopping off which will be problematic"

The crazy thing is, they really can do this.

It's utterly mad. Literal rods inserted and adjusted each day to break and stretch the bones.

Gives me shivers.

Anyway Sally, just develop a nice sexy hunch, humpbacks are coming back I swear.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Anyway Sally, just develop a nice sexy hunch, humpbacks are coming back I swear."

Are you saying I look like a whale ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lose weight, but how do I grow an inch and a half in height?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

This

Kelly Brook though "

At last, an honest reply.

All of this pandering about personality, how everyone's attractive in their own way. Pah. Nonsense.

No, there's been a study, proof, facts.

I'd be interested to know what the ideal man is though, is there another complimentary study? I assume it's 6'5" tall, over 210lbs, doughy, like a well kneaded loaf and too sarcastic for his own good.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Those crazyTexans left off one important part. The lady cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Anyway Sally, just develop a nice sexy hunch, humpbacks are coming back I swear.

Are you saying I look like a whale ? "

I could make an awful pun about free willy's, but I won't, because that'd be cheap.

I was thinking more notre dame though, ringing those bells, roof top to roof top.

You'd look good in green.

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "

Perfect for what though as that’s not listed

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Can't think I've ever heard anyone say they dislike her figure. So I guess there maybe something in it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

This

Kelly Brook though

At last, an honest reply.

All of this pandering about personality, how everyone's attractive in their own way. Pah. Nonsense.

No, there's been a study, proof, facts.

I'd be interested to know what the ideal man is though, is there another complimentary study? I assume it's 6'5" tall, over 210lbs, doughy, like a well kneaded loaf and too sarcastic for his own good."

. Perfect man - Freddie Flintoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm potatoey shaped and proud

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

"

Oi!!!! no fecker is stuffing my tits with plastic to add 4 fecking inches to em!!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 15 last time I had a 24" waist!

KB has a beautiful figure, but beauty takes many forms and it's a subjective thing.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Mind before body.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I'm potatoey shaped and proud "

Marriage Piper or Jersey Royal?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Marris ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like anything, it’s subjective.

Some will find her attractive, some won’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". Perfect man - Freddie Flintoff "

He is rather lovely, he has big golden retriever vibes.

Apparently I must dislike him though, due to my Yorkshire roots. Not sure why, probably to do with warm bitter and flat caps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Oi!!!! no fecker is stuffing my tits with plastic to add 4 fecking inches to em!!!! LOL "

Come on dude, you'd look great and I bet the missus would really enjoy you changing things up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm potatoey shaped and proud

Marriage Piper or Jersey Royal? "

Oh Jersey Royal of course...I'm far from a common potato

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Oi!!!! no fecker is stuffing my tits with plastic to add 4 fecking inches to em!!!! LOL "

I'm more concerned how I'd chop a few inches off mine

My full bust is 46"

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Those crazyTexans left off one important part. The lady cock "

Based purely on that - the study is wrong & invalid

Silly Texans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone on here with those stats? Hit me up, I’ll give you my opinion.

I have those stats. It's just that I've rounded them up quite a bit"

I round my measurements up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no such thing as the perfect woman/man. What’s perfect to me could be the complete opposite to someone else. That being said it’s hard to argue with Kelly Brook as an example of the perfect woman.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A quick search says Kelly Brook is 34-28-37 which seems more realistic. Maybe she's a 24" waist in a corset

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I have appeared in this thread to claim my prize. 3 pairs of winter socks, I hope

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Kelly Brook I agree x

Or my wife x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to see 10 women with a 38" bust, just to point out that there would be very little similarity between any of them when you factor in back size, cup size, and breast shape, ergo this is bollox.

Also, I'd like to see 10 women, but that's another thing.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice


"The mind matters more than the body"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches... "

Or shrink 6

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She exists in each owner of her bodys head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

Or shrink 6 "

You don't need shins...

Strap them to your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?"

Weird Science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

Or shrink 6

You don't need shins...

Strap them to your knees"

Luckily I’m perfectly happy with my height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ?

Jamie lee Curtis in trading places …

Having said that, variety is the spice of life. I don’t have a single “type”"

Both these ladies have since said in many interviews that they bowed to industry demands of the time and starved themselves to be those proportions... and were miserable the entire time, so I don't think it's very likely to be naturally occurring in many.

The shape and size they are now is waaaayyyyy different and much closer to real life expectations

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?

Weird Science "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?

Weird Science "

I suppose if they can find the ideal female they can use her in advertising etc.

I have so many questions. Perfect from whose point of view, other women, men,non binaries, what age group?

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By *hirleyMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I wondered why I felt the need to leave my last girlfriend, she had all those measurements except she was 5'7", now it all makes sense!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'd like to see 10 women with a 38" bust, just to point out that there would be very little similarity between any of them when you factor in back size, cup size, and breast shape, ergo this is bollox.

Also, I'd like to see 10 women, but that's another thing."

I’m 38 bust . Nowhere near the other statistics though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was part of that Texan research team...my word I got through some tissues that week. Anyhooo, we're always right.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

The same Kelly Brook they use in the Slimfast ads? Now it makes sense ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?

Weird Science

I suppose if they can find the ideal female they can use her in advertising etc.

I have so many questions. Perfect from whose point of view, other women, men,non binaries, what age group? "

I know it’s rubbish personal opinions. It’s the same when they mathematically recreate the perfect face with distance from nose and symmetrical, it looks weird.

There’s lots of Fab girls on here with (in my i opinion ) hot perfect bodies. But that’s just my opinion.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "

I read Kelly Lebrock instead of Kelly Brook cos this was part of the plot of the 80s film "Weird Science"

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By *hirleyMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'm potatoey shaped and proud

Marriage Piper or Jersey Royal?

Oh Jersey Royal of course...I'm far from a common potato "

I've thought for a while you had a chip on your shoulder to be honest...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?

Weird Science

I suppose if they can find the ideal female they can use her in advertising etc.

I have so many questions. Perfect from whose point of view, other women, men,non binaries, what age group?

I know it’s rubbish personal opinions. It’s the same when they mathematically recreate the perfect face with distance from nose and symmetrical, it looks weird.

There’s lots of Fab girls on here with (in my i opinion ) hot perfect bodies. But that’s just my opinion. "

I'm not threatened by the notion of a perfect female body, I don't have space in my brain for that. It's a bit like the idea of a perfect meal, we know it probably exists but everyone's idea of it will be different and nobody wants to eat it three times a day for ever. However it will appear in cookery books and TV shows.

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

York


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches... "

I discovered very recently that leg lengthening is an actual thing.

They break both your femurs and insert metal rods that can give you an extra 3 inches

Go the whole hog and get your lower legs done too, and you can gain another 3 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to see 10 women with a 38" bust, just to point out that there would be very little similarity between any of them when you factor in back size, cup size, and breast shape, ergo this is bollox.

Also, I'd like to see 10 women, but that's another thing.

I’m 38 bust . Nowhere near the other statistics though "

1 down, 9 to go.... I'lll accept any bust that begins with a 3 if we're struggling here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?

Weird Science

I suppose if they can find the ideal female they can use her in advertising etc.

I have so many questions. Perfect from whose point of view, other women, men,non binaries, what age group?

I know it’s rubbish personal opinions. It’s the same when they mathematically recreate the perfect face with distance from nose and symmetrical, it looks weird.

There’s lots of Fab girls on here with (in my i opinion ) hot perfect bodies. But that’s just my opinion.

I'm not threatened by the notion of a perfect female body, I don't have space in my brain for that. It's a bit like the idea of a perfect meal, we know it probably exists but everyone's idea of it will be different and nobody wants to eat it three times a day for ever. However it will appear in cookery books and TV shows. "

Good attitude to have. Also, I need that cookbook with the perfect meal.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

I discovered very recently that leg lengthening is an actual thing.

They break both your femurs and insert metal rods that can give you an extra 3 inches

Go the whole hog and get your lower legs done too, and you can gain another 3 inches."

I had a metal implant in my spine that made me half an inch taller. You could get half a dozen of those

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'd like to see 10 women with a 38" bust, just to point out that there would be very little similarity between any of them when you factor in back size, cup size, and breast shape, ergo this is bollox.

Also, I'd like to see 10 women, but that's another thing.

I’m 38 bust . Nowhere near the other statistics though

1 down, 9 to go.... I'lll accept any bust that begins with a 3 if we're struggling here"

I’m a couple over

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I am far from that but still manage to get laid!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I am far from that but still manage to get laid!!"

I think if everyone was holding out for this gold standard body the population would decline pretty sharply

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "

Science rules apparently

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

York


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

I discovered very recently that leg lengthening is an actual thing.

They break both your femurs and insert metal rods that can give you an extra 3 inches

Go the whole hog and get your lower legs done too, and you can gain another 3 inches.

I had a metal implant in my spine that made me half an inch taller. You could get half a dozen of those "

Get it all done and gain 9 inches?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "
I didn’t know they had bollocks as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

"

People like you should be sectioned

No one should have surgery to be deemed acceptable…

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think the researchers in texas wasted their time

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

I discovered very recently that leg lengthening is an actual thing.

They break both your femurs and insert metal rods that can give you an extra 3 inches

Go the whole hog and get your lower legs done too, and you can gain another 3 inches.

I had a metal implant in my spine that made me half an inch taller. You could get half a dozen of those

Get it all done and gain 9 inches?"

That would make my body 9 inches longer but still have little legs

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

The perfect one is the one you are in love with. Simple and not about shape and size for both partners. It s how you get on

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

York


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

I discovered very recently that leg lengthening is an actual thing.

They break both your femurs and insert metal rods that can give you an extra 3 inches

Go the whole hog and get your lower legs done too, and you can gain another 3 inches.

I had a metal implant in my spine that made me half an inch taller. You could get half a dozen of those

Get it all done and gain 9 inches?

That would make my body 9 inches longer but still have little legs "

Would be a great ice breaker at parties though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

People like you should be sectioned

No one should have surgery to be deemed acceptable…

"

Whooosh...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

I discovered very recently that leg lengthening is an actual thing.

They break both your femurs and insert metal rods that can give you an extra 3 inches

Go the whole hog and get your lower legs done too, and you can gain another 3 inches.

I had a metal implant in my spine that made me half an inch taller. You could get half a dozen of those

Get it all done and gain 9 inches?

That would make my body 9 inches longer but still have little legs

Would be a great ice breaker at parties though "

But none of my blouses would fit

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Different people like different things. There is no such thing as perfect. I think somebody is mistaking perfect for popular.

Having said that, they got the it about Kelly Brook spot on.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No such thing as perfect, Kelly brook would be ugly if her attitude matched.

Mrs

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

York


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

I discovered very recently that leg lengthening is an actual thing.

They break both your femurs and insert metal rods that can give you an extra 3 inches

Go the whole hog and get your lower legs done too, and you can gain another 3 inches.

I had a metal implant in my spine that made me half an inch taller. You could get half a dozen of those

Get it all done and gain 9 inches?

That would make my body 9 inches longer but still have little legs

Would be a great ice breaker at parties though

But none of my blouses would fit "

Small price to pay for a “unique” look!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ?

I read Kelly Lebrock instead of Kelly Brook cos this was part of the plot of the 80s film "Weird Science" "

Could be worse. You could have ended up looking at pictures of Kell Brook

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

People like you should be sectioned

No one should have surgery to be deemed acceptable…

"

Seriously? Any possibility the other poster was being facetious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches...

I discovered very recently that leg lengthening is an actual thing.

They break both your femurs and insert metal rods that can give you an extra 3 inches

Go the whole hog and get your lower legs done too, and you can gain another 3 inches.

I had a metal implant in my spine that made me half an inch taller. You could get half a dozen of those

Get it all done and gain 9 inches?

That would make my body 9 inches longer but still have little legs

Would be a great ice breaker at parties though

But none of my blouses would fit "

Wrong, they are now crop tops.

The problem is a opportunity in disguise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the researchers in texas wasted their time "

'Research' these days is ridiculous.

Some things people manage to get grants for and financial investment in are scandalous when you think of all the more important & life-saving things needing support.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's gorgeous, but it is a load of bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a lean tall lady I crave killer curves! But beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I think the researchers in texas wasted their time

'Research' these days is ridiculous.

Some things people manage to get grants for and financial investment in are scandalous when you think of all the more important & life-saving things needing support.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect shape ladies is how you are.

I wish people would get over this pigeon holing it’s not very good for peoples mental health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a lean tall lady I crave killer curves! But beauty comes in all shapes and sizes "

I have phases of this too as a fellow tall, slim lady!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"The perfect shape ladies is how you are.

I wish people would get over this pigeon holing it’s not very good for peoples mental health.

"

I don’t agree that everyone is “perfect”. Fairer to say that none of us is.

I’m not happy with my current physique, and I’m right not the be, I’m overweight and not as fit as I could / should be. Winter plan in place to tackle this and get back into the habits and routines that get me back to the shape I was in a few years ago. The pressure to do this comes from myself, not what others think, and is driven by wanting to be healthier and stronger. The beneficiary of this effort will be myself.

Saying everyone is perfect is a bit of a copout.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

People like you should be sectioned

No one should have surgery to be deemed acceptable…

Seriously? Any possibility the other poster was being facetious? "

Inappropriate if you ask me, we put up with enough judgement, one never knows wether it’s a joke or just plain knobish, don’t you think?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Whilst its Not a blame culture any woman over 5’5 and not in alignment with that stereotype need to have a serious word with themselves- its widely accepted that women need men to be complete - and any woman without a man is probably a bit mental in some way - so do yourselves a favour girls - get yourselves sorted out and enjoy the completeness being with a man brings you oh and pop the kettle on - there’s a good girl ( spank)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

People like you should be sectioned

No one should have surgery to be deemed acceptable…

Seriously? Any possibility the other poster was being facetious?

Inappropriate if you ask me, we put up with enough judgement, one never knows wether it’s a joke or just plain knobish, don’t you think?"

Well, if you can't take a joke, understand a joke, comprehend a joke or even see the glaringly obvious, maybe don't resort to throwing out shade of the personal manner making light of mental health.

We can all be as severe and pious as you, if you like, but, it's a little bitter.

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the researchers in texas wasted their time

'Research' these days is ridiculous.

Some things people manage to get grants for and financial investment in are scandalous when you think of all the more important & life-saving things needing support.

"

It is bollox, and sometimes I can only assume that they pick something that's ostensibly "fun" in order to essentially teach students how to organise, perform, and present research, without the worry about having to produce something that a serious professor could say is wrong... I never went to uni, so I don't really know, but often I believe that the end result here is not actually remotely important, just the lessons along the way.

Either way, unless they did one for blokes, it's misguided and misogynist at best, and it clearly lacking (or the reporting of the results is...) with regards to controls like who the audience of this perfect body is... last I knew (in a cliché way), someone from Brazil probably likes a different sized ass than someone from Japan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst its Not a blame culture any woman over 5’5 and not in alignment with that stereotype need to have a serious word with themselves- its widely accepted that women need men to be complete - and any woman without a man is probably a bit mental in some way - so do yourselves a favour girls - get yourselves sorted out and enjoy the completeness being with a man brings you oh and pop the kettle on - there’s a good girl ( spank)

"

My brother.

Milk no sugar by the ways babes, and strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the researchers in texas wasted their time

'Research' these days is ridiculous.

Some things people manage to get grants for and financial investment in are scandalous when you think of all the more important & life-saving things needing support.

It is bollox, and sometimes I can only assume that they pick something that's ostensibly "fun" in order to essentially teach students how to organise, perform, and present research, without the worry about having to produce something that a serious professor could say is wrong... I never went to uni, so I don't really know, but often I believe that the end result here is not actually remotely important, just the lessons along the way.

Either way, unless they did one for blokes, it's misguided and misogynist at best, and it clearly lacking (or the reporting of the results is...) with regards to controls like who the audience of this perfect body is... last I knew (in a cliché way), someone from Brazil probably likes a different sized ass than someone from Japan."

Dude, this is exactly the kind of shit that happens at a university.

It's a business, so academic credibility has been on the wane for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Saying everyone is perfect is a bit of a copout. "

Always been a big proponent of disagreeing with the "All women/men/boobs/babies/cats/members of BTS are beautiful" style of thinking. Also happy to admit what I think is shit, others find beauty in. That's that way it should be, live and let live in essence.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

So close!

Anyhoo...perfect for what?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Are we talking golden ratio?

Waist:hips:shoulders ratio?

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By *rs W AnchorWoman
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Damn I need to shave a few inches off my height

And arse

And waist

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches... "

Break your shins and get stretchers put in…

But then you would need to break both femurs to extend those too, or else your legs would be all out of proportion…

Oh then your body might start to look wrong so you would need to stretch your spine on a rack or something

Then get those hoops that those women in that African tribe wear that makes their necks really long and “elegant”

That would make you taller… I reckon that would be worth doing to make you more “perfect”

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

I can get behind Kelly Brook

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

People like you should be sectioned

No one should have surgery to be deemed acceptable…

Seriously? Any possibility the other poster was being facetious?

Inappropriate if you ask me, we put up with enough judgement, one never knows wether it’s a joke or just plain knobish, don’t you think?"

No. I’d say it was pretty obviously a joke/sarcasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

People like you should be sectioned

No one should have surgery to be deemed acceptable…

Seriously? Any possibility the other poster was being facetious?

Inappropriate if you ask me, we put up with enough judgement, one never knows wether it’s a joke or just plain knobish, don’t you think?

Well, if you can't take a joke, understand a joke, comprehend a joke or even see the glaringly obvious, maybe don't resort to throwing out shade of the personal manner making light of mental health.

We can all be as severe and pious as you, if you like, but, it's a little bitter.

Ta.

How do you I wasn’t joking?

I couldn’t be a more positive person if I tried, go pick a fight with someone else"

Holy back track batman.

You're right, I was in the wrong clearly, you were right, joking, hilarious and wonderful.

Honestly, you'd pull the fun out of a curly wurly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

People like you should be sectioned

No one should have surgery to be deemed acceptable…

Seriously? Any possibility the other poster was being facetious?

Inappropriate if you ask me, we put up with enough judgement, one never knows wether it’s a joke or just plain knobish, don’t you think?

No. I’d say it was pretty obviously a joke/sarcasm. "

I didn’t get it then, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn u need to get heels

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

There's no way she has a 24 inch waist... She's a beaut, but she's plus size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no way she has a 24 inch waist... She's a beaut, but she's plus size. "

Don't tell me that the beauty industry lies, I don't think I'd cope with such a betrayal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no way she has a 24 inch waist... She's a beaut, but she's plus size. "

She definitely doesn't have a 24 inch waist but she isn't plus size. She's a size 12.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I think the researchers in texas wasted their time

'Research' these days is ridiculous.

Some things people manage to get grants for and financial investment in are scandalous when you think of all the more important & life-saving things needing support.

It is bollox, and sometimes I can only assume that they pick something that's ostensibly "fun" in order to essentially teach students how to organise, perform, and present research, without the worry about having to produce something that a serious professor could say is wrong... I never went to uni, so I don't really know, but often I believe that the end result here is not actually remotely important, just the lessons along the way.

Either way, unless they did one for blokes, it's misguided and misogynist at best, and it clearly lacking (or the reporting of the results is...) with regards to controls like who the audience of this perfect body is... last I knew (in a cliché way), someone from Brazil probably likes a different sized ass than someone from Japan."

You make a good point. Thing is when it was done before the socials existed... It was treated as it was deserved..propping up a lectures desk.. . Now it gets loaded to a server somewhere and these folks search around to find this stuff. Probably.

My "research" was that tea with sugar cools faster than with sweeteners...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The perfect shape ladies is how you are.

I wish people would get over this pigeon holing it’s not very good for peoples mental health.

I don’t agree that everyone is “perfect”. Fairer to say that none of us is.

I’m not happy with my current physique, and I’m right not the be, I’m overweight and not as fit as I could / should be. Winter plan in place to tackle this and get back into the habits and routines that get me back to the shape I was in a few years ago. The pressure to do this comes from myself, not what others think, and is driven by wanting to be healthier and stronger. The beneficiary of this effort will be myself.

Saying everyone is perfect is a bit of a copout. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those crazyTexans left off one important part. The lady cock "

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"There's no way she has a 24 inch waist... She's a beaut, but she's plus size. "

A few filters will fix that...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"There's no way she has a 24 inch waist... She's a beaut, but she's plus size.

She definitely doesn't have a 24 inch waist but she isn't plus size. She's a size 12."

34ff 28 37 says t'internet

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By *ean and carolineCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

Well i have the height atleast

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I thought the Venus di milo was the 'perfect ' shape...apart from the zero arm option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought the Venus di milo was the 'perfect ' shape...apart from the zero arm option "

That was on purpose, apparently she had awful bingo wings...

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?"

I don’t know the answer to that however the original data was collected back in 2016! They recently revisited it and apparently nothing has changed in terms of peoples opinions. Just to reiterate they said Kelly Brook is a close example of the said perfect body. It was the data sample that came out at 24 waist as the mean. They did say - quote “ The study shows that a body stereotype that women consider “somewhat plump” is actually the one that comes closest to perfection and what they consider a “harmonious body”.” in quote

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over a year ago


"Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?

I don’t know the answer to that however the original data was collected back in 2016! They recently revisited it and apparently nothing has changed in terms of peoples opinions. Just to reiterate they said Kelly Brook is a close example of the said perfect body. It was the data sample that came out at 24 waist as the mean. They did say - quote “ The study shows that a body stereotype that women consider “somewhat plump” is actually the one that comes closest to perfection and what they consider a “harmonious body”.” in quote "

Well, that's just given me a new cracker of a line.

You're looking harmonious darling, no really, technically speaking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no way she has a 24 inch waist... She's a beaut, but she's plus size.

She definitely doesn't have a 24 inch waist but she isn't plus size. She's a size 12.

34ff 28 37 says t'internet"

Yeah 28 inch waist certainly isn’t plus size lol I have a 28 inch waist and I’m a size 8/10. Given the average is a size 16 now she would have to be 18+ to be plus size.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"There's no way she has a 24 inch waist... She's a beaut, but she's plus size.

She definitely doesn't have a 24 inch waist but she isn't plus size. She's a size 12.

34ff 28 37 says t'internet

Yeah 28 inch waist certainly isn’t plus size lol I have a 28 inch waist and I’m a size 8/10. Given the average is a size 16 now she would have to be 18+ to be plus size. "

In catwalk terms, anything above size 10 is plus size. You'll find any models who are size 12+ are described by their agency as plus sized. It's very outdated....

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "

Because they have all the answers

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"There's no way she has a 24 inch waist... She's a beaut, but she's plus size.

She definitely doesn't have a 24 inch waist but she isn't plus size. She's a size 12."

Is she? I always thought she was a bigger size than that. I mean I'm a 12... I thought she'd done plus size ranges before

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By *obby3264Man
over a year ago

Cambridge


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

Not sure what surgery exists that'll help me grow 5 inches... "

High heels are cheaper.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It is all subjective, for example, if they asked me I would of said pamela anderson, with her baywatch body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing as a scientifically perfect body. The perfect body is the one that attracts you. End of story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out out. "
not saying your perfect but id likely bum ya

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d bang Kelly Brooke to within an inch of her life so it’s an accurate survey on my part

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Why were they doing this research, what was the aim?

I don’t know the answer to that however the original data was collected back in 2016! They recently revisited it and apparently nothing has changed in terms of peoples opinions. Just to reiterate they said Kelly Brook is a close example of the said perfect body. It was the data sample that came out at 24 waist as the mean. They did say - quote “ The study shows that a body stereotype that women consider “somewhat plump” is actually the one that comes closest to perfection and what they consider a “harmonious body”.” in quote "

They should have asked the fab lab for their research... I suspect they'd arrive at a different number.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Out out. "

Micky Flanagans here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’d bang Kelly Brooke to within an inch of her life so it’s an accurate survey on my part "

Rex, don't sit on the fence, FFS

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's absolutely ridiculous...I just perused page one of most fabbed ...purely for texan research purposes...and the ladies are all different shapes and sizes .. and all perfectly formed

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I’d bang Kelly Brooke to within an inch of her life so it’s an accurate survey on my part "

She had a fab meet listing last weekend... Did you not see it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 inch waist is "somewhat plump".

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"24 inch waist is "somewhat plump". "

Indeed, this is quite a ridiculous notion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably what men actually think but they won't admit it.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It's probably what men actually think but they won't admit it. "

Admit nothing. Interview suspended.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "
attraction is 3 parts personality 3 parts looks and 4 parts body

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"No the study is correct, everyone else not like this should do the right thing and hit the gym and do all the surgeries until ideal.

Anything less is unacceptable.

People like you should be sectioned

No one should have surgery to be deemed acceptable…

Seriously? Any possibility the other poster was being facetious?

Inappropriate if you ask me, we put up with enough judgement, one never knows wether it’s a joke or just plain knobish, don’t you think?"

It was very obviously a joke

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

For reference, in UK womens dress sizes, this is a size 14 bust, size 4 waist and size 8 hips .

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Perfect is naked, lying beside me. Not fussed about sizes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "

Same as marylin Monroe then.

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over a year ago


"For reference, in UK womens dress sizes, this is a size 14 bust, size 4 waist and size 8 hips .

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wow!

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over a year ago


"For reference, in UK womens dress sizes, this is a size 14 bust, size 4 waist and size 8 hips .

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Brilliant!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"For reference, in UK womens dress sizes, this is a size 14 bust, size 4 waist and size 8 hips .

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Lacey, the research mentioned that the 24" waist referred to a "somewhat plump" image. Size 4 waist and size 8 hips plump?! Shoot me now!!!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

its not just about the body,,

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Awwww... I was 36-24-37, once... Ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its not just about the body,,"

Oh Dave ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely don't have those stats.

I'd need to shrink 4 inches to start with

That's a mad small waist. Same size as my teenage daughter and she is tiny

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"For reference, in UK womens dress sizes, this is a size 14 bust, size 4 waist and size 8 hips .

Lacey, the research mentioned that the 24" waist referred to a "somewhat plump" image. Size 4 waist and size 8 hips plump?! Shoot me now!!!"

Apparently my bust measurement is ideal but not the rest of me. My butt is 7 inches too big

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"For reference, in UK womens dress sizes, this is a size 14 bust, size 4 waist and size 8 hips .

Lacey, the research mentioned that the 24" waist referred to a "somewhat plump" image. Size 4 waist and size 8 hips plump?! Shoot me now!!!

Apparently my bust measurement is ideal but not the rest of me. My butt is 7 inches too big "

Well. You know what you need to do!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If she’s willing to suck my cock then she’s the most attractive lady in the world. Well for 1/2hr at least

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"For reference, in UK womens dress sizes, this is a size 14 bust, size 4 waist and size 8 hips .

Lacey, the research mentioned that the 24" waist referred to a "somewhat plump" image. Size 4 waist and size 8 hips plump?! Shoot me now!!!

Apparently my bust measurement is ideal but not the rest of me. My butt is 7 inches too big

Well. You know what you need to do! "

Remove a butt cheek?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24" waist? Is that even physically possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large breasts is my idea of a perfect female body

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well it does sound like a hot body.

ZZ top would argue though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

America! AMERIICAA!

There is no accounting for taste, and Yanks are renown for not having any.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

The body attached to a sexy brain ! What's between the ears is more important than body shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ? "

Most women with them stats tend to have zero thoughts, give me a brain anyway

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"Mind before body. "

Totally agree young man and going by a thread here yesterday we’d all fake with high mental health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"24" waist? Is that even physically possible?"

Yes, very possible. Mine was 23 inches a few years ago. It's currently 28 but I'm losing more as time goes on. I'm hoping to get down to 25 when I hit my goal weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ?

Most women with them stats tend to have zero thoughts, give me a brain anyway "

You’re clearly joking, because as if body shape is relevant to brain power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"24" waist? Is that even physically possible?

Yes, very possible. Mine was 23 inches a few years ago. It's currently 28 but I'm losing more as time goes on. I'm hoping to get down to 25 when I hit my goal weight. "

I do think though, that it you'd only really find it on very slim and petite women. My mum was known for her waist when she was young. My dad could wrap both of his hands around her waist and have his fingers touch. She was only a size 6/8 though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ?

Most women with them stats tend to have zero thoughts, give me a brain anyway

You’re clearly joking, because as if body shape is relevant to brain power "

And when have I ever been serious on here hippy

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"24" waist? Is that even physically possible?"

Yep, mine was 24" in my teens and early twenties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ?

Most women with them stats tend to have zero thoughts, give me a brain anyway

You’re clearly joking, because as if body shape is relevant to brain power

And when have I ever been serious on here hippy "

Just checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"24" waist? Is that even physically possible?"

Yep mine was that a few months ago. I intentionally gained weight to get my current 28” waist!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Researchers at the University of Texas in their scientific study have identified that the perfect female body measures 5’5” in height, while the bust/weight/hip measurements are 38-24-35. They name Kelly Brook as the celebrity with that body.

Personally I think it’s all bollocks as I see attraction in all shapes and sizes of women.

Thoughts ?

Most women with them stats tend to have zero thoughts, give me a brain anyway "

What's size got to do with brains?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"For reference, in UK womens dress sizes, this is a size 14 bust, size 4 waist and size 8 hips .

Lacey, the research mentioned that the 24" waist referred to a "somewhat plump" image. Size 4 waist and size 8 hips plump?! Shoot me now!!!

Apparently my bust measurement is ideal but not the rest of me. My butt is 7 inches too big

Well. You know what you need to do!

Remove a butt cheek? "

Precisely! The Belizean Butt Lobotomy?

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