FabSwingers.com forum: Trained assassins

By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive decided every girl should have one, so Ive asked Santa for one for Christmas.

Ive said Id love a Liam Neeson in Taken (because I feel I have to be loyal to a long-standing 'I want him to be the father of my child' crush). But if they are out of stock Id be happy with a Daniel Craig in Skyfall.

Ill put him to work straight away using his special set of skills to deal with all the people who think that the shops are not going to be open again until 2013...

So would you like one?

Which model would you choose?

And how would you use their special skills?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Martin Blanke please.

He'll sort out all those pesky people who drive everywhere at 40mph.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Captain Jack or Capatain Scarlet, cos they're indistructable

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I'll have a Martin Blanke please.

He'll sort out all those pesky people who drive everywhere at 40mph."

He'll be wrapped in a red ribbon and waiting in your stocking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have Denzel Washington in that film where he was a bodyguard looking after Dakota Fanning. Nom!

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I'll have Denzel Washington in that film where he was a bodyguard looking after Dakota Fanning. Nom!

Man on Fire I think...

And bloody good call there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Porter or Michael Stonebridge from Strikeback please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daniel Craig .. all the way, any whch way i can have him

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

gerard butler or jenson ackles for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have Nikita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Rickman for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When can I expect delivery of my Strikeback hottie?

I need a personal trainer and there are a couple of people who need to be disappeared with some urgency.

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"When can I expect delivery of my Strikeback hottie?

I need a personal trainer and there are a couple of people who need to be disappeared with some urgency."

Ive checked with Santa and apparently theyll be back in stock shortly.

He will send an email once dispatched.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Rarrr mine have all been taken.

Hmmmm Christian Bale as batman, or tom hardy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the blokey perspective can I have the Zoe Saldana character from the movie Columbiana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ezio Auditore da Firenze for me any time he's a great assassin and a awesome lady man

Assassins creed 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angelina in 'Wanted' mode. Or 'Mr & Mrs Smith'.

Failing that Emily Mortimer from '51st State'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have Dr who but the David tenant one. He'd always rescue me just in time and I would bonk him silly in the TARDIS!

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

Megan fox..... She can ass in mate me anytime she likes ..... Wonder if she's in the market for a manchester/new Zealand boyfriend ????

You never know, if anyone else is apply within xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jean Russo

He kicks arse in Leon and 22 Bullets is a great film to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angelina in 'Wanted' mode. Or 'Mr & Mrs Smith'.

Failing that Emily Mortimer from '51st State'

I'm looking forward to Wanted 2 next year

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I hadnt thought about all these female assassins, was just concentrating on the men funnily enough, but see theres something for everyone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo or what's her name from Long kiss goodnight

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Oooo or what's her name from Long kiss goodnight "

Gina Davies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo or what's her name from Long kiss goodnight

Gina Davies?"

That's her

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only 1 assassin who's top dog Bourne need I say more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

steven seagal.

he may now be older and fat but after meeting him and seeing what he could do in person i would class him as extremely dangerous.

movies suck for sure but the guy can fight and kill.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Jensen Ackles for his demon hunting powers please

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"There's only 1 assassin who's top dog Bourne need I say more lol"

I did think about him, but he had some stiff competition...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's only 1 assassin who's top dog Bourne need I say more lol"

That's the man looks and the whole package Borne has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo just thought of another mark whalberg in shooter woudnt want get him pissed of after a few scoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infact that's a toughie so who would you rather have shooter or Bourne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's only 1 assassin who's top dog Bourne need I say more lol

I did think about him, but he had some stiff competition..."

Elaborate please and stop thinking of stiff ones haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's only 1 assassin who's top dog Bourne need I say more lol

I did think about him, but he had some stiff competition..."

Elaborate please and stop thinking of stiff ones haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Infact that's a toughie so who would you rather have shooter or Bourne "

Zohan

aren't you a trained assassin anyway ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already have a very special set of skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Infact that's a toughie so who would you rather have shooter or Bourne

Zohan

aren't you a trained assassin anyway ?

If I told you that ...................... I'd have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Infact that's a toughie so who would you rather have shooter or Bourne

Zohan

aren't you a trained assassin anyway ?

If I told you that ...................... I'd have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody knows you don't mess with the zohan now where's my fizzy bubbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have Moreau from Mission Impossible 4 please? Or failing that, Gina Carano's character from Haywire?

..or perhaps Maggie Q's version of La Femme Nikita?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daniel Craig every time.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Matt Damon

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