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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Yes. By law, you cannot do this until November*

*Unless you are officially Poorly

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is it dildo shaped?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

January ..... Mid January.

Before that it's tropical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never to soon to take a hot water bottle to bed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are you insane woman I've still got ma windows wide open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes. By law, you cannot do this until November*

*Unless you are officially Poorly "

OMG November *gasp*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it dildo shaped?"

ROFL ROFL that is giving me ideas!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"January ..... Mid January.

Before that it's tropical "

Nooo haha.. I'll have pneumonia by then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never to soon to take a hot water bottle to bed "

Yaaaasas! It's got a gorgeous furry cover too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you insane woman I've still got ma windows wide open "

No, are you teasing me?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a fluffy floofy blanket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never to soon to take a hot water bottle to bed

Yaaaasas! It's got a gorgeous furry cover too "

Ooo now that dose sound wonderful and cuddly x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Make do with a cuddly toy I have windows open

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Mine is a fluffy elephant!

No op, it’s always acceptable to have a water bottle bin bed

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Is it dildo shaped?

ROFL ROFL that is giving me ideas!! "

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, I'm the idiot that makes it a little too hot and gives myself a lush not quite a burn but definitely uncomfortable patch.

So grab a throw instead lol.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Mine is a fluffy elephant!

No op, it’s always acceptable to have a water bottle bin bed "

Water bottle bin bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got a fluffy floofy blanket? "

I have 3 quilts, 2 blankets, a throw and a 7.5kg weighted blanket

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By *ean and carolineCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

Dean still has the fan blowing on him and the window open, while i have my heated blanket on full heat.

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Scientifically proven women feel the cold more than men.

This is because women don't have a heart it's the only logical conclusion.

Old wives tale cold hands warm heart. Bs cold hand no heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a fluffy floofy blanket?

I have 3 quilts, 2 blankets, a throw and a 7.5kg weighted blanket "

Oh, can you even breathe under all that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never to soon to take a hot water bottle to bed

Yaaaasas! It's got a gorgeous furry cover too

Ooo now that dose sound wonderful and cuddly x"

I might spray it with some perfume too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make do with a cuddly toy I have windows open "

Open windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is a fluffy elephant!

No op, it’s always acceptable to have a water bottle bin bed "

Awwww that sounds so cute!! Where is it from?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Have you got a fluffy floofy blanket?

I have 3 quilts, 2 blankets, a throw and a 7.5kg weighted blanket "

Our house is a draughty old bastard, but we still go to bed nekkid and with the same duvet tog all year (plus a sheet)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See, I'm the idiot that makes it a little too hot and gives myself a lush not quite a burn but definitely uncomfortable patch.

So grab a throw instead lol."

That's why you need a furry cover, so you don't burn your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, I have a fluffy one. It's my favourite thing to take to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is a fluffy elephant!

No op, it’s always acceptable to have a water bottle bin bed

Water bottle bin bed "

*in* bed

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing "

run round the block five times that'll warm you up

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I am a walking hot water bottle at the moment. I’ve taken my socks off

Mrs m

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing "

Not at all. I (male) have been doing it for the last week. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dean still has the fan blowing on him and the window open, while i have my heated blanket on full heat."

Wow you've got your electric blanket on! there's an idea (i have an under electric blanket)

I can't believe the temp difference between men +women!

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I am a walking hot water bottle at the moment. I’ve taken my socks off

Mrs m"

Mrs M menopause? If so i completely understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, I'm the idiot that makes it a little too hot and gives myself a lush not quite a burn but definitely uncomfortable patch.

So grab a throw instead lol.

That's why you need a furry cover, so you don't burn your ass "

The furry cover makes the hot water bottle more like a slightly warm water bottle.

Live dangerously, or not at all.

Though tbh, heated blankets are pretty banging too. Mix that with a hot water bottle and now we're cooking.

Maybe literally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scientifically proven women feel the cold more than men.

This is because women don't have a heart it's the only logical conclusion.

Old wives tale cold hands warm heart. Bs cold hand no heart. "

its true, i an am ice queen!

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"Scientifically proven women feel the cold more than men.

This is because women don't have a heart it's the only logical conclusion.

Old wives tale cold hands warm heart. Bs cold hand no heart.

its true, i an am ice queen! "

Tbh cold butts are a bit of a turn on.

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By *ondonFunTimesMan
over a year ago

west sussex


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing "

In the south it’s okay from late August.

North. Early February

Hardy fuckers up there

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I am a walking hot water bottle at the moment. I’ve taken my socks off

Mrs m

Mrs M menopause? If so i completely understand."

No. I’m just hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got a fluffy floofy blanket?

I have 3 quilts, 2 blankets, a throw and a 7.5kg weighted blanket

Oh, can you even breathe under all that? "

Its amazing.. Its like being hugged all night

When my shoulder plays up, i have to roll out of the bed rather than push the covers off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've still got the windows open...only because I'm actually frozen to the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on. "

where am I gonna find a hot woman with fluffy socks on at this time of night!!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Mine is a fluffy elephant!

No op, it’s always acceptable to have a water bottle bin bed

Awwww that sounds so cute!! Where is it from? "

It was a birthday prezzie.

I’ll ask…

Amazon she reckons, it’s been a good few years though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never to soon to take a hot water bottle to bed

Yaaaasas! It's got a gorgeous furry cover too

Ooo now that dose sound wonderful and cuddly x

I might spray it with some perfume too "

Ooo now that sounds awesome x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

This a glimpse into the future when winter comes.....

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Make do with a cuddly toy I have windows open

Open windows "

I'm a northerner, built for the cold but you still wouldn't catch me wearing a t-shirt in the snow

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on.

where am I gonna find a hot woman with fluffy socks on at this time of night!! "

Hold on…. I’ll put my socks back on . Just for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got a fluffy floofy blanket?

I have 3 quilts, 2 blankets, a throw and a 7.5kg weighted blanket

Our house is a draughty old bastard, but we still go to bed nekkid and with the same duvet tog all year (plus a sheet) "

No really! i do sleep in an unheated attic room in fairness - and its a really old house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s never too soon!

I work night shifts and I can’t sleep the next day without a hot water bottle because my feet are like blocks of ice.

My electric blanket is now on the nights I’m not working. One of these days I’ll electrocute myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no, I have a fluffy one. It's my favourite thing to take to bed. "

I think that has cemented my decision!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing run round the block five times that'll warm you up "

that is probably very true lol... But man i just cba

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By *ean and carolineCouple
over a year ago

wakefield


"Dean still has the fan blowing on him and the window open, while i have my heated blanket on full heat.

Wow you've got your electric blanket on! there's an idea (i have an under electric blanket)

I can't believe the temp difference between men +women!"

I love mine, it's a kingsize one that goes under the sheet, it has remote controls for both sides so i can have my side on while mr's is off.

It is crazy the temp difference between men and women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am a walking hot water bottle at the moment. I’ve taken my socks off

Mrs m"

Omg please can you pop round... We can lie boobies to boobies if you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Not at all. I (male) have been doing it for the last week. Lol"

Oh really!! Its definitely colder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I be out of place saying I'm sat on my bed in just shorts with a fan on me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See, I'm the idiot that makes it a little too hot and gives myself a lush not quite a burn but definitely uncomfortable patch.

So grab a throw instead lol.

That's why you need a furry cover, so you don't burn your ass

The furry cover makes the hot water bottle more like a slightly warm water bottle.

Live dangerously, or not at all.

Though tbh, heated blankets are pretty banging too. Mix that with a hot water bottle and now we're cooking.

Maybe literally."

Yeah i do worry when does flesh start to cook if i fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scientifically proven women feel the cold more than men.

This is because women don't have a heart it's the only logical conclusion.

Old wives tale cold hands warm heart. Bs cold hand no heart.

its true, i an am ice queen!

Tbh cold butts are a bit of a turn on.

"

how about icy toes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

In the south it’s okay from late August.

North. Early February

Hardy fuckers up there "

I think i count as the South on Fab's region checker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've still got the windows open...only because I'm actually frozen to the sofa."

oh lordy.... Can you shout for help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno i dont have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later "

Wow... Clearly a top bracket earner dropping that in so casually in todays cost of living crisis

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
over a year ago

east coast

we have our electric blanket on now lol its so cold when I finish work at 5am lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is a fluffy elephant!

No op, it’s always acceptable to have a water bottle bin bed

Awwww that sounds so cute!! Where is it from?

It was a birthday prezzie.

I’ll ask…

Amazon she reckons, it’s been a good few years though."

Oh I'm gonna Google animal hot water bottles and see what comes back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never to soon to take a hot water bottle to bed

Yaaaasas! It's got a gorgeous furry cover too

Ooo now that dose sound wonderful and cuddly x

I might spray it with some perfume too

Ooo now that sounds awesome x "

Should smell awesome too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This a glimpse into the future when winter comes..... "

Wait.. Winter isn't here yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make do with a cuddly toy I have windows open

Open windows

I'm a northerner, built for the cold but you still wouldn't catch me wearing a t-shirt in the snow "

I used to be a northern.. I've traipsed through snow in sandles and skimpy tops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on.

where am I gonna find a hot woman with fluffy socks on at this time of night!!

Hold on…. I’ll put my socks back on . Just for you "

Whoop whoop.. Scored! Wait.. Are they fluffy?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on.

where am I gonna find a hot woman with fluffy socks on at this time of night!! "

I would try looking around at Midnight.

*you’re welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later

Wow... Clearly a top bracket earner dropping that in so casually in todays cost of living crisis "

Haha, oh no...it's an ultra cheap way of keeping warm. Much cheaper than putting on central heating. I promise..or I'll give you a full refund

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on.

where am I gonna find a hot woman with fluffy socks on at this time of night!!

Hold on…. I’ll put my socks back on . Just for you

Whoop whoop.. Scored! Wait.. Are they fluffy?!? "

Fluffy & stripey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s never too soon!

I work night shifts and I can’t sleep the next day without a hot water bottle because my feet are like blocks of ice.

My electric blanket is now on the nights I’m not working. One of these days I’ll electrocute myself "

I usually use my blanket for 10 mins before I get into bed, just to warm it up, then i turn it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dean still has the fan blowing on him and the window open, while i have my heated blanket on full heat.

Wow you've got your electric blanket on! there's an idea (i have an under electric blanket)

I can't believe the temp difference between men +women!

I love mine, it's a kingsize one that goes under the sheet, it has remote controls for both sides so i can have my side on while mr's is off.

It is crazy the temp difference between men and women."

Oooo a king-sized one!! I've got envy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would I be out of place saying I'm sat on my bed in just shorts with a fan on me? "

tell me the heating is on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dunno i dont have one "

Ooo you don't know what you are missing out on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we have our electric blanket on now lol its so cold when I finish work at 5am lol "

Oh you definitely have a good reason! I'm always freezing when I wake after 4am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on.

where am I gonna find a hot woman with fluffy socks on at this time of night!!

I would try looking around at Midnight.

*you’re welcome. "

i got an offer

You guys always saying how hard it is to find a woman

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'm lucky enough to live in Britain, so it doesn't get cold enough for hot water bottles.

(Ducks.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later

Wow... Clearly a top bracket earner dropping that in so casually in todays cost of living crisis

Haha, oh no...it's an ultra cheap way of keeping warm. Much cheaper than putting on central heating. I promise..or I'll give you a full refund "

Oh really.. I'm going to repeat that as FACT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never to soon to take a hot water bottle to bed

Yaaaasas! It's got a gorgeous furry cover too

Ooo now that dose sound wonderful and cuddly x

I might spray it with some perfume too

Ooo now that sounds awesome x

Should smell awesome too "

Yes it should x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on.

where am I gonna find a hot woman with fluffy socks on at this time of night!!

Hold on…. I’ll put my socks back on . Just for you

Whoop whoop.. Scored! Wait.. Are they fluffy?!?

Fluffy & stripey. "

I'm getting ready to pop the cork

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm lucky enough to live in Britain, so it doesn't get cold enough for hot water bottles.

(Ducks.)"

ROFL.. I have no shame

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've got a long one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold nights, but the days are still warm when I was out and about today. I still have windows open overnight too..

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Make do with a cuddly toy I have windows open

Open windows

I'm a northerner, built for the cold but you still wouldn't catch me wearing a t-shirt in the snow

I used to be a northern.. I've traipsed through snow in sandles and skimpy tops "

I used to work throughout the winter months outside like any other month as a mechanic, Wow soft shite lol remains to say being a northerner has obviously warn off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a long one "

Ooo I've seen those on dunelm.. Do they cool down too fast??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cold nights, but the days are still warm when I was out and about today. I still have windows open overnight too.."

The sun is lovely and warm coming through my lounge window, but my bedroom doesn't get any sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make do with a cuddly toy I have windows open

Open windows

I'm a northerner, built for the cold but you still wouldn't catch me wearing a t-shirt in the snow

I used to be a northern.. I've traipsed through snow in sandles and skimpy tops

I used to work throughout the winter months outside like any other month as a mechanic, Wow soft shite lol remains to say being a northerner has obviously warn off "

Haha i need 11 layers to leave the house now.. Soft arse innit

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Far too early unless your poorly, it’s a mild night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later

Wow... Clearly a top bracket earner dropping that in so casually in todays cost of living crisis

Haha, oh no...it's an ultra cheap way of keeping warm. Much cheaper than putting on central heating. I promise..or I'll give you a full refund

Oh really.. I'm going to repeat that as FACT!! "

Haha, well that nicee chap, Martin from money saving expert has said so..sonit must be true. Do the math ...terms and conditions apply hahaha

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I'm cold, I have two pairs of socks on with grannie slippers and a big cardigan over a jumper ! Ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold nights, but the days are still warm when I was out and about today. I still have windows open overnight too..

The sun is lovely and warm coming through my lounge window, but my bedroom doesn't get any sun "

I'm sure you generate enough heat to keep your bed warm..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Far too early unless your poorly, it’s a mild night"

I'm deficient in iron. Does that count?? Lets say it does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later

Wow... Clearly a top bracket earner dropping that in so casually in todays cost of living crisis

Haha, oh no...it's an ultra cheap way of keeping warm. Much cheaper than putting on central heating. I promise..or I'll give you a full refund

Oh really.. I'm going to repeat that as FACT!!

Haha, well that nicee chap, Martin from money saving expert has said so..sonit must be true. Do the math ...terms and conditions apply hahaha "

Can you get electric blankets for watching TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever helps you sleep at night

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing "

Say what??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm cold, I have two pairs of socks on with grannie slippers and a big cardigan over a jumper ! Ms"

You defo deserve a fluffy hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cold nights, but the days are still warm when I was out and about today. I still have windows open overnight too..

The sun is lovely and warm coming through my lounge window, but my bedroom doesn't get any sun

I'm sure you generate enough heat to keep your bed warm.. "

Only if there is a hot water bottle!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever helps you sleep at night "

I think it will help actually! you gonna try it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what?? "

Whuuuuttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on.

where am I gonna find a hot woman with fluffy socks on at this time of night!!

I would try looking around at Midnight.

*you’re welcome.

i got an offer

You guys always saying how hard it is to find a woman "

I bet you did.

We find them. They just don’t call us back!!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt "

Nice tits

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing "

Not at all ,been using it already for fir almost a week

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Far too early unless your poorly, it’s a mild night

I'm deficient in iron. Does that count?? Lets say it does "

Oh yes, that counts, it will give you the chills for sure, for a quick fix give a blast under the duvet with the hairdryer it works a treat for a toasty bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later

Wow... Clearly a top bracket earner dropping that in so casually in todays cost of living crisis

Haha, oh no...it's an ultra cheap way of keeping warm. Much cheaper than putting on central heating. I promise..or I'll give you a full refund

Oh really.. I'm going to repeat that as FACT!!

Haha, well that nicee chap, Martin from money saving expert has said so..sonit must be true. Do the math ...terms and conditions apply hahaha

Can you get electric blankets for watching TV "

I think Madame would like an oodie...super thick and super warm to watch the TV and be super cosy

Ps electric blanket is 5pence her hour for 100kw blanket x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer a hot sexy woman. … with fluffy socks on.

where am I gonna find a hot woman with fluffy socks on at this time of night!!

I would try looking around at Midnight.

*you’re welcome.

i got an offer

You guys always saying how hard it is to find a woman

I bet you did.

We find them. They just don’t call us back!!! "

'soz!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt

Nice tits "

Thanks.. What about my ass??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Not at all ,been using it already for fir almost a week "

Yaasss... Makes me feel so better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Far too early unless your poorly, it’s a mild night

I'm deficient in iron. Does that count?? Lets say it does

Oh yes, that counts, it will give you the chills for sure, for a quick fix give a blast under the duvet with the hairdryer it works a treat for a toasty bed "

Ooooo there's an idea!!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt

Nice tits

Thanks.. What about my ass?? "

Very nice ass, too. Bit cold, perhaps.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt

Nice tits

Thanks.. What about my ass?? "

I’m a tit man. You know this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later

Wow... Clearly a top bracket earner dropping that in so casually in todays cost of living crisis

Haha, oh no...it's an ultra cheap way of keeping warm. Much cheaper than putting on central heating. I promise..or I'll give you a full refund

Oh really.. I'm going to repeat that as FACT!!

Haha, well that nicee chap, Martin from money saving expert has said so..sonit must be true. Do the math ...terms and conditions apply hahaha

Can you get electric blankets for watching TV

I think Madame would like an oodie...super thick and super warm to watch the TV and be super cosy

Ps electric blanket is 5pence her hour for 100kw blanket x"

Omg i have a oodie

I wear it in the day sat at my desk it is the least sexy outfit i own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt

Nice tits

Thanks.. What about my ass??

Very nice ass, too. Bit cold, perhaps."

it's going blue

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

If you want one, go for it.

These silly made up rules are...silly.

Enjoy your life, if you want a hot water bottle, bloody have one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt

Nice tits

Thanks.. What about my ass??

I’m a tit man. You know this "

How can you tell them apart.. Oo new forum game.. Is it boobs, knee or ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you want one, go for it.

These silly made up rules are...silly.

Enjoy your life, if you want a hot water bottle, bloody have one! "

That is the kind of choice i live for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later

Wow... Clearly a top bracket earner dropping that in so casually in todays cost of living crisis

Haha, oh no...it's an ultra cheap way of keeping warm. Much cheaper than putting on central heating. I promise..or I'll give you a full refund

Oh really.. I'm going to repeat that as FACT!!

Haha, well that nicee chap, Martin from money saving expert has said so..sonit must be true. Do the math ...terms and conditions apply hahaha

Can you get electric blankets for watching TV

I think Madame would like an oodie...super thick and super warm to watch the TV and be super cosy

Ps electric blanket is 5pence her hour for 100kw blanket x

Omg i have a oodie

I wear it in the day sat at my desk it is the least sexy outfit i own "

Haha, you want warmth and style?? I'll keep that thought to myself

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt

Nice tits

Thanks.. What about my ass??

I’m a tit man. You know this

How can you tell them apart.. Oo new forum game.. Is it boobs, knee or ass "

Do it, do it, do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever helps you sleep at night

I think it will help actually! you gonna try it? "

I would be an overheated mess if you you feel you need it though, go for it and ignore the haters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh I switch on my electric blanket every evening after dinner so the bed is all toasty later

Wow... Clearly a top bracket earner dropping that in so casually in todays cost of living crisis

Haha, oh no...it's an ultra cheap way of keeping warm. Much cheaper than putting on central heating. I promise..or I'll give you a full refund

Oh really.. I'm going to repeat that as FACT!!

Haha, well that nicee chap, Martin from money saving expert has said so..sonit must be true. Do the math ...terms and conditions apply hahaha

Can you get electric blankets for watching TV

I think Madame would like an oodie...super thick and super warm to watch the TV and be super cosy

Ps electric blanket is 5pence her hour for 100kw blanket x

Omg i have a oodie

I wear it in the day sat at my desk it is the least sexy outfit i own

Haha, you want warmth and style?? I'll keep that thought to myself "

I'll settle for warmth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt

Nice tits

Thanks.. What about my ass??

I’m a tit man. You know this

How can you tell them apart.. Oo new forum game.. Is it boobs, knee or ass

Do it, do it, do it "

I think it might be the next photo challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever helps you sleep at night

I think it will help actually! you gonna try it?

I would be an overheated mess if you you feel you need it though, go for it and ignore the haters! "

the irony is that in summer i melt

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt

Nice tits

Thanks.. What about my ass??

I’m a tit man. You know this

How can you tell them apart.. Oo new forum game.. Is it boobs, knee or ass

Do it, do it, do it

I think it might be the next photo challenge "

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

Say what??

Whuuuuttt

Nice tits

Thanks.. What about my ass??

I’m a tit man. You know this

How can you tell them apart.. Oo new forum game.. Is it boobs, knee or ass

Do it, do it, do it

I think it might be the next photo challenge

In "

Ass!!

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"Scientifically proven women feel the cold more than men.

This is because women don't have a heart it's the only logical conclusion.

Old wives tale cold hands warm heart. Bs cold hand no heart.

its true, i an am ice queen!

Tbh cold butts are a bit of a turn on.

how about icy toes!! "

Well that can be also fun if they are placed in the right place

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mum's got one of those bean bags you heat in the microwave..and just started using it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No literally said to the mrs last night, we need to start putting hot water bottles in bed about half hour before we go up.

The mr

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing run round the block five times that'll warm you up

that is probably very true lol... But man i just cba "

well come cuddle me then I'm like a hot water bottle lol

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By *ooper77Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

You need warming up ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scientifically proven women feel the cold more than men.

This is because women don't have a heart it's the only logical conclusion.

Old wives tale cold hands warm heart. Bs cold hand no heart.

its true, i an am ice queen!

Tbh cold butts are a bit of a turn on.

how about icy toes!!

Well that can be also fun if they are placed in the right place "

Fortunately they warmed up.. I hate icy toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mum's got one of those bean bags you heat in the microwave..and just started using it "

Is is as good as a hot water bottle do you think?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Haven't got one anymore wish I had one last night had excruciating tummy pains would have been good to hug one x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No literally said to the mrs last night, we need to start putting hot water bottles in bed about half hour before we go up.

The mr "

So nice to get into a prewarmed bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing run round the block five times that'll warm you up

that is probably very true lol... But man i just cba well come cuddle me then I'm like a hot water bottle lol "

i get too hit +sweaty when another human cuddles me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need warming up ?"

I survived the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing "

I’m here darling I’ll warm you up x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Mum's got one of those bean bags you heat in the microwave..and just started using it

Is is as good as a hot water bottle do you think? "

I think it is ..yes xx

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing run round the block five times that'll warm you up

that is probably very true lol... But man i just cba well come cuddle me then I'm like a hot water bottle lol

i get too hit +sweaty when another human cuddles me "

awwww hey its OK lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't got one anymore wish I had one last night had excruciating tummy pains would have been good to hug one x"

Oh get yourself one.. I think mine is from dunelm or home bargains x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Haven't got one anymore wish I had one last night had excruciating tummy pains would have been good to hug one x

Oh get yourself one.. I think mine is from dunelm or home bargains x"

I just remembered I have one of those bean things a tortoise I could have heated in microwave! Yes shall get myself a bottle x

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"You need warming up ?

I survived the night "

Join us next werk for more tales of incredible courage and epic survival against the odds!

Thrill as a man from Ludlow has to make it across a flagstone floor with only one slipper.

Shudder as an Edinburgh woman realises she forgot to turn her towel rail on, seconds after stepping out of the bath.

Fab Survivors. The struggle is real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't got one anymore wish I had one last night had excruciating tummy pains would have been good to hug one x

Oh get yourself one.. I think mine is from dunelm or home bargains x"

I got mine from home bargains but had to buy another as the first one leaked in the night!

I woke up and thought I'd pissed myself, either that or I'd squirted.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Not if you're cold. I have had the heating on for an hour the last couple of nights just to take the chill off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re cold, of course it’s not too early. Why suffer if you have means to remedy the situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to take a hot water bottle to bed tonight??

I'm frickin' freezing

I’m here darling I’ll warm you up x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mum's got one of those bean bags you heat in the microwave..and just started using it

Is is as good as a hot water bottle do you think? I think it is ..yes xx "

I might get one for in the daytime sat at my desk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need warming up ?

I survived the night

Join us next werk for more tales of incredible courage and epic survival against the odds!

Thrill as a man from Ludlow has to make it across a flagstone floor with only one slipper.

Shudder as an Edinburgh woman realises she forgot to turn her towel rail on, seconds after stepping out of the bath.

Fab Survivors. The struggle is real.

"

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not its still warm I've still the windows open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't got one anymore wish I had one last night had excruciating tummy pains would have been good to hug one x

Oh get yourself one.. I think mine is from dunelm or home bargains x

I got mine from home bargains but had to buy another as the first one leaked in the night!

I woke up and thought I'd pissed myself, either that or I'd squirted. "

On no.. Really

I better have a 'dry' run!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not if you're cold. I have had the heating on for an hour the last couple of nights just to take the chill off. "

Oh I'm hoping to avoid the heating until at least nov!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re cold, of course it’s not too early. Why suffer if you have means to remedy the situation. "

Wise words!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not its still warm I've still the windows open "

Woah so many people still have windows open!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've been using it for some time... And during the day so I can stave off putting the central heating on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop moaning! You could be where I am and it's too bloody hot! Be nice to have some cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not its still warm I've still the windows open

Woah so many people still have windows open! "

I do.

I’m still in shorts and T-shirts for the school walk.

Forget hot water bottles, you just need me, the human equivalent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not its still warm I've still the windows open

Woah so many people still have windows open! "

Oh I have windows open all year round, I feel like I can't breathe otherwise!

Nothing better then getting in to bed with a hot water bottle and been able to see your breathe it's that cold in the room.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Are you insane woman I've still got ma windows wide open "
me too and had my fan on Sunday night too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Are you insane woman I've still got ma windows wide open

No, are you teasing me?!? "

Only before I please you

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