FabSwingers.com forum: Little things that annoy you

By *eldomVanilla OP Man
over a year ago

London

Slow walkers.

Loud eaters.

People who slam a door and don't know how to use a handle.

Vapers with excessive clouds above them.

It's not the big things that is grinding my gears today it's the little things.

What little things annoy you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who close a microwave door with a slam.

Generally people who are loud, when they can clearly be quieter.

Not including sex of course lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Middle lane drivers.

Other than that, not much really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ih I'm learning that I must be really easy going

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow walkers - so with you there!!!

People who drive at 2mph in a carpark.

Honda drivers

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

If I’ve been forced to listen to you eating…

Especially with an open mouth…

I’ve already imagined your death…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not putting the toilet seat down

People that block the isle's in supermarkets

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

People who stop suddenly when walking to look at their phones.

Those who push in queues

Ignorance in general.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Stalkers

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Neurotypicals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't indicate especially on roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink strap-ons

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By *eteandjen69Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Someone stepping on the back of your shoe

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

People who put forward opinions as facts that aren't actually facts.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Slow people.

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

People blocking the aisle with thier trolleys in supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that read your messages and don't reply..... nothing more fucking rude than that!

And I mean in an actual conversation, not just random messages.

Winds me right up

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Vague posters on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cashiers that carry on chatting to their mate behind them rather than serve you properly.

So I stand there and deliberately don't pay until they pay attention to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who tell you how to do your job who are clearly unqualified have zero experience and using their opinion as knowledge, these people need grinding up into dust and used to fill potholes in the road, which I do know how to do …. Tell them they’ve been warned

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

People who don't bother to say thanks when you hold the door open for them.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Customers on their phones who expect to be served by a cashier at the same time.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Hypothetically, it would be people who stay in the outside lane in a roundabout and cut across you as you are turning onto a motorway, forcing you to do an emergency stop else they will be wearing your number plate. The M50 to M5 junction to be precise. At 6.10 tonight.

Other than that I am chilled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put too much milk in tea. Weirdo’s!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Men"

Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't bother to say thanks when you hold the door open for them."

or when you let them out at junctions .. or indeed any gesture of courtesy. It’s happening more and more I notice. People are slowly becoming more self absorbed but thankfully most people are still mostly polite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who breathe

Slow drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg Prince William has fab

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Anyone who takes something from where it belongs then when they return it they don’t put it back to the same place!!!! It’s not OCD it’s ‘just put the fucking thing back where you got it from dickhead!!’ Really boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tailgaters in a 30 zone - makes me bloody livid!

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Queue jumpers

Not Holly ,she can jump me anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who put too much milk in tea. Weirdo’s!! "

People who put the milk in with the tea bag before any water! Sacrilege!

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

People who call fear of heights vertigo

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

People who don’t put the next customer divider down behind their shopping on the supermarket conveyer belt

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Hanging post titles along the lines:-

I feeling like murdering ........

(opens post........)

a chocolate biscuit.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

People calling having a cold “flu” you wouldn’t be standing here talking to me if it was f’ing flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouth breathers … you know what I mean

People who eat with their mouth open

Feet scuffers

… people in general

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

"People calling having a cold “flu” you wouldn’t be standing here talking to me if it was f’ing flu "

I bet you've never had manflu?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

People who are loud

People that ask a million questions about something on tv or in a conversation…if they just listened they’d know!

Overly materialistic people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"People calling having a cold “flu” you wouldn’t be standing here talking to me if it was f’ing flu

I bet you've never had manflu?"

No, but everyone knows that’s worse than all the colds and flus put together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People"

Little people? Sizeist!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

People who sweat the small stuff

People who think that everyone exists for their benefit and should do things the way they do

People who are easily angered by others and have little time or respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the people on bicycles who go out at night with no lights

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"All the people on bicycles who go out at night with no lights"

they are all just potential Darwin Award recipients.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Queues. Hence I shop early Saturdays.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

People who talk over others.

People who eat with their mouths open.

Middle lane hoggers.

Lack of manners.

People who have no idea of personal space.

Noise.

There's probably more.

Mrs

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

People that microwave fish in the office.

People that stop and have a conversation, in a doorway.

People that misuse certain words like saying Pacific instead of Specific.

There's a whole level of hell reserved for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The high speed wailing sound of chainsaws trimming trees.

The way wet tissues are packaged within a packet; they aren't separated properly and are completey bunched up.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Today my neighbour who built his garden fence outside of his property line and over a utilities access point so now we can't get full fibre!

1st world problems indeed

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

People who just delete messages without reading them, a polite no thank you would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People going below the speed limit.

People who eat like a starving dog.

People that think they know everything.

Helmets the lot of them!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The cleaner at work not taking the bleach off the toilet seat irks me in more than one way

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Customers in supermarket Isles

People driving cars x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

People not "unsqueezing" a plastic bottle after they have squeezed something out if it (like ketchup or shower gel).

Let the air back in or the bottle reforms into the squeezed shape and it get increasingly hard to get the contents out, plus it looks ridiculous.

That really annoys me.

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

My penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People abusing disabled & parent spaces in the supermarkets carpark

Stop it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slow walkers - so with you there!!!

People who drive at 2mph in a carpark.

Honda drivers"

What about us Honda riders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the people on bicycles who go out at night with no lights"

Almost always dressed totally in black, with a hoodie and balaclava - oh hang on, they're usually 2 up on a stolen scooter or motorbike and carrying boltcroppers or battery powered angle grinders

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

Car drivers who don't use there indicators and middle lane hogging, think its mainly BMW drivers lol.

And people who talk with the gob full

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

5 minuite Youtube adverts that automatically play at the end of a video.

-There's usually some scam product with the same actors/ actor, complete with an AI generated ear-rape of a narration.

The product word is replaced with a different word in the spiel. "Heater"/ "solar panel"/ "doorbell camera"..depending what crap it is they're selling.

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Mayfair

Not much to be honest, or rather no more/no less than most people.

Okay, what I find mildly annoying and bemusing are the hackneyed clichés on certain types of threads:

A thread about scents/colognes: someone who thinks they're amusing will ALWAYS say - Hai Karate, Brut 33, Old Spice, Blue Stratos,...

A thread about your favourite smell: someone who thinks they're being unique will ALWAYS say - "...the smell of napalm in the morning"; or Petrichor - because it sounds nifty.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Not so much annoying as they just dislikes - shouting and unnecessary swearing.

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By *ros40Man
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Most humans

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By *idssissyTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Birmingham

People on buses or in pubs who think everyone else wants to hear their music

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

People who don’t know the meaning of personal space.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
41 weeks ago

little house on the praire

People on phones in the street

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By *amie HantsWoman
41 weeks ago

Atlantis

People who insist on having ‘personal space’

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
41 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Those supermarket numpties that insist on having a reunion with long lost mates…….right in the doorway/entrance. Thus blocking it, and then looking so indignant when asked politely to move.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
41 weeks ago

Castlebar

"If I’ve been forced to listen to you eating…

Especially with an open mouth…

I’ve already imagined your death…

This

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

People who stick their tongue out for pictures

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Those supermarket numpties that insist on having a reunion with long lost mates…….right in the doorway/entrance. Thus blocking it, and then looking so indignant when asked politely to move. "

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
41 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

My mum

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
41 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

People who sit and sniff their nose constantly instead of just blowing it like a normal person !

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"People who insist on having ‘personal space’

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

People who drink at the bar when it's busy.

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

"People who insist on having ‘personal space’

I thought that was a personal attack too

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By *amie HantsWoman
41 weeks ago

Atlantis

"People who insist on having ‘personal space’

Just let me stand close enough to smell the perfume on your neck while we’re on an empty train.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
41 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

People who stand behind me in a queue who have no concept of personal space and practically stand on top of me....just fuck off please

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

When you think someone’s done at a cash machine and they pop their card in again.

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By *JcuriousCouple
41 weeks ago

Derby

Dickeds who don't know how to drive or do the speed limit.

People who argue with you at work even though your right and then get shitty about it.

Okay, I'll stop now I'm whinging

Miss S x

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By *rBobbMan
41 weeks ago

Birmingham

People who have their phone on speakerphone when making a call in public

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
41 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

When the minstrels bag is empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"People who insist on having ‘personal space’

Just let me stand close enough to smell the perfume on your neck while we’re on an empty train. "

I’m going to be kinda uncomfortable the whole time, I won’t lie to you! But I’d let you have a sniff.

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By *luebell888Woman
41 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Self scan checkouts and people that stand blocking aisles when chatting in supermarkets

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By *amie HantsWoman
41 weeks ago

Atlantis

"People who insist on having ‘personal space’

Just let me stand close enough to smell the perfume on your neck while we’re on an empty train.

I’m going to be kinda uncomfortable the whole time, I won’t lie to you! But I’d let you have a sniff. "

Would whispering shhhh don’t be scared make the situation better or worse? I’m always looking for feedback

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By *iss.BellaWoman
41 weeks ago

Wales

Loud eaters, nothing riles me more!

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm annoyed that I'm not closer to her... ^

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By *mmaleiaWoman
41 weeks ago

Trowbridge

People who whistle tunes.

Loud eaters

Clock ticks

Buzzing lights

Slow walkers in London

Gangster wanna bes

Parent who don’t reel in their children in public places

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By *iss.BellaWoman
41 weeks ago

Wales

"I'm annoyed that I'm not closer to her... ^"

That also annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"People who insist on having ‘personal space’

Just let me stand close enough to smell the perfume on your neck while we’re on an empty train.

I’m going to be kinda uncomfortable the whole time, I won’t lie to you! But I’d let you have a sniff.

Would whispering shhhh don’t be scared make the situation better or worse? I’m always looking for feedback "

As long as your breath trembles a little on the exhale, I should be fine.

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By *esthetic21Man
41 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

People

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

People who stop in yellow box junctions and make it impossible to move forwards for several changes of the traffic lights

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By *tsJustKateWoman
41 weeks ago

London

People!

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By *rucking-HellMan
41 weeks ago

Northampton

People in cars next to me who are talking on their hands free at FULL volume and FULL bass. There's a special place in hell for those people.

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By *2000ManMan
41 weeks ago

Worthing

Doing weekly food shop and it's pouring with rain outside. No cover from car to supermarket and back!

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