FabSwingers.com forum: describe yourself. . . .

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been chatting privately to a fellow forumite and we were talking about what we think other forum users look like. I have an image in my head of certain people but haven't seen most of you, which leads me to this thread. Describe yourself physically, any distinguishing features and one word that best describes your personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my pictures show pretty accurately what i look like..

spritely - is my one word to describe my personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cold very very cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cold very very cold

oh ooooops note to oneself: read the whole post and not the first line

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Complicated.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"cold very very cold

Not surprised going around with ya bells out!

Need warming up...?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

the most common response i get wen meeting people for the first time is 'Geez !! ur tiny !!

not sure why this comes as such a shock as i do state 5'2" on my profile but it does seem to

and as for the porsonality .. well i think ' gobby' covers it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

Better than ok looking

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Complicated."

Tall and slim, short spiky hair, 32 waist, 12 stone, 183 cms tall, my eyes are multicoloured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think our profile title says it all! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blonde, green eyed, short arsed... minx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

Better than ok looking

Sensational

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I have a picture so no point describing me.

Personality: random...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I have a picture so no point describing me.

Personality: random...

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I dont think you are arsey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cold very very cold

Not surprised going around with ya bells out!

Need warming up...?

yep deffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a picture so no point describing me.

Personality: random...

id have said 'Quirky' lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

Better than ok looking

I guess I see myself as Ms average...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Ok, here we go - Fairly normal and grounded woman with a bubbly extrovert (and sometimes too direct and straight talking) personality

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Short dumpy busty a few tattoos and personality wise I can be cheeky and bubbly

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

What about the witty, kind, caring bits then.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

What about the witty, kind, caring bits then.

That is for the dating sites not here...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Lardy arsed fluffy button

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Quiet people watcher of sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longish haired, often smiling, human radiator.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

What about the witty, kind, caring bits then.

That is for the dating sites not here...

It does work here too and at socials

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

Better than ok looking

I guess I see myself as Ms average... "

Whereas we see you as Ms More-than-average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chaos and mayhem creating Minx - larger than life both in size and personality - positive bouncy person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hav 4 main assets. My eyes, my accent, my handsomeness & my very wel-endowment.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I have a picture so no point describing me.

Personality: random...

id have said 'Quirky' lol "

I could go with Quirky

You can be: Ebullient

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeny, red hair, green eyes. Pear shaped and average looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a picture so no point describing me.

Personality: random...

id have said 'Quirky' lol

I could go with Quirky

You can be: Ebullient

xxx"

stop using big words that i have to google *wahhhhhhh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, busty, blonde....can be cheeky with a quick wit when required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Built like a shed, long haired, rocker!

Or people say wow you you like a drummer!! (I am a drummer)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

What about the witty, kind, caring bits then.

That is for the dating sites not here...

Lol good answer!!

I'm 5'6'' and a bit, a little bit on the chunky side, red hair, blue eyes, ok looking, 5 tattoos, I'd describe myself as bubbly and outgoing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheeky-looking smiler and the red haired angel

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lardy arsed fluffy button"

Don't be so hard on yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petite & horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

What about the witty, kind, caring bits then.

That is for the dating sites not here...

It does work here too and at socials

Don't you roll your eyes at me young man

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I have a picture so no point describing me.

Personality: random...

id have said 'Quirky' lol

I could go with Quirky

You can be: Ebullient

xxx

stop using big words that i have to google *wahhhhhhh* "

At least Googling it means you have denouement on the issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a picture so no point describing me.

Personality: random...

id have said 'Quirky' lol

I could go with Quirky

You can be: Ebullient

xxx

stop using big words that i have to google *wahhhhhhh*

At least Googling it means you have denouement on the issue.

arghhhhhhhh brain overload lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough and cheeky.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

What about the witty, kind, caring bits then.

That is for the dating sites not here...

It does work here too and at socials

Don't you roll your eyes at me young man

Young man you charmer you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partly tamed hair, mischievous eyes, big nose, big smile, big tits, little bum, long legs.

Positive, nurturing, generous.

........... practically perfect in every way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Survivor I have been thru some major stuff but I am still here

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Quiet people watcher of sorts

I like bein watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite muscley, just under 6 foot. Sporty.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Quiet people watcher of sorts

I like bein watched

To be fair I a more of a listener now days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok here goes, actual description ..........

Green hair, hooked nose, warts on the face, black teeth, cackle for a laugh, pointy hat, normal mode of transport is a broomstick, often accompanied by a black cat, no coat just a cape, little skinny legs with ankle boots with clicky heels ..............

sorry have I said tooo much .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short arse, slimish, tattooed, not always mentally stable female...with a chunky muscle man of a bloke lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

cold, sarcastic and intimidating.....

seems i do mean and moody quite well....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Lardy arsed fluffy button

Don't be so hard on yourself!"

My apologies I thought it was describe the one below

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok here goes, actual description ..........

sorry have I said tooo much .......

Grotbag oh how I've missed you!! X

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Tall-ish, large-ish, average guy, with a cheeky sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok here goes, actual description ..........

sorry have I said tooo much .......

Grotbag oh how I've missed you!! X"

sssshhhh I have been in disguise !! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be arsed so I've made a couple of my face pics public temporarily.

They're both about 2 years old. I hate having my photo taken and don't have newer ones.

Those who've seen me on cam fairly recently - and there are quite a few - can comment on whether they're accurate.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Purple wavy hair to just below the shoulders, blue eyes, glasses, apple shaped with fairly nice legs....

Personality wise I'd say I was lovely, funny and down to earth

All in all a good sort

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Kinky that's not you. You're smiling

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Can't be arsed so I've made a couple of my face pics public temporarily.

They're both about 2 years old. I hate having my photo taken and don't have newer ones.

Those who've seen me on cam fairly recently - and there are quite a few - can comment on whether they're accurate."
Great pics, both of them!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can't be arsed so I've made a couple of my face pics public temporarily.

They're both about 2 years old. I hate having my photo taken and don't have newer ones.

Those who've seen me on cam fairly recently - and there are quite a few - can comment on whether they're accurate."

you are booooooooooooooooootiful xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky that's not you. You're smiling

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Quite muscley, just under 6 foot. Sporty."

What's he like?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"cold, sarcastic and intimidating.....

seems i do mean and moody quite well....

I'd have said 'wise'

(harsh, but wise lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tall, dark and rather handsome

complex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Aphro and MissCheeky. I'm fairly average really and, of course, there are bits I don't like.

I've nice eyes though, and I like my cheekbones. I also have a "cute snubby nose" apparently.

Personality? Uhh... unpredictable, determined, impatient, thoughtful, opinionated, argumentative, willful, stubborn.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Short, fat, good skin. Complex and high risk.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Short, fat, good skin. Complex and high risk."

High risk when driving or just in general?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Im a kid locked in an adults body,... 5'10" in reasonable shape for my age, . above average in most things, *

* especialy humility ...

Adolescent schoolboy humour, chatty (talks for england is a better description)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Short, fat, good skin. Complex and high risk.

High risk when driving or just in general?"

Not in the car, particularly. Only a risk to myself.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Im a kid locked in an adults body,... "

Freaky Friday or Big?

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Short,Athletic,brown eye's and gullible

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Short Curvy Brunette, Happy, Independent, Strong, Hardworking and Fiesty.....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Im a kid locked in an adults body,...

Freaky Friday or Big?

Is freaky friday with judge reinhold.. Or is it that ly-lo ..???

Being a bloke, i d always say i was big, ya know what i mean....;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well from my pictures you can kinda get an idea, fairly small in height, b londe curly haired, blue eyes, pale skin.

that's not an accurate assessment of what I look like right at this moment in time though. I am wearing darl glasses to be ab le to look at this screen, under the glasses my eyes are now red and bloodshot and watering. Hopefully I won't stay like this.

My personality is actually friendly, happy and kind, but I have little tolerance for spiteful or silly behaviour so ill be slightly different then, a bit school teacher ish

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Just an ordinary bloke

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have my moments but mostly chilled out and enjoying life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just an ordinary bloke

there is no such thing as ordinary

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Cheeky. Naughty. An undiscovered gem

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Just an ordinary bloke

there is no such thing as ordinary

Yes there is - me! I'm just an average, ordinary guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just an ordinary bloke

there is no such thing as ordinary

Yes there is - me! I'm just an average, ordinary guy.

no ure not ............. but u dont want this publically do ya lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Ian Hislop- lookalike

Genuine.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"Just an ordinary bloke

there is no such thing as ordinary

OK then, how about happy, old and bald ordinary bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just an ordinary bloke

there is no such thing as ordinary

OK then, how about happy, old and bald ordinary bloke

change the ordinary for confident and comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

size 14-16 pear, tall 5'8" ish, dress a bit off the wall but stylish (well I think so), short brown hair, bluegrey eyes.

Personality, yep - scarey nice about sums it up.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Ugly...extra soft skin...shy...and polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just your mild mannered polite rough diamond. Into ska two tone love me scooters. Brought up in the best place ever Cornwall. I do still have my west country accent. I drive trucks for a living. Big kid at heart but that's all men. Single father with 3 children ages 19,17 and 4 all boys.

Apart from that just a normal guy looking for that special lady that is as open minded as I am not found her yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just your mild mannered polite rough diamond. Into ska two tone love me scooters. Brought up in the best place ever Cornwall. I do still have my west country accent. I drive trucks for a living. Big kid at heart but that's all men. Single father with 3 children ages 19,17 and 4 all boys.

Apart from that just a normal guy looking for that special lady that is as open minded as I am not found her yet.

Not the tallest guy in the world only 5 foot 6 all good things come in small packages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft 3 brown hair and eyes. Think im easy going and dont like to say no to people.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Bit of rough

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well you can see what i look like, as for personality, i think LOUD might sum it up

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Well apart from not having Cruella de Ville hair, there's public facepics on my profile - I'm very blonde, very gobby, can be fairly funny (haha, rather than peculiar), my eyes are grey/blue when not covered in a pair of Raybans and I have expensive tastes in sunglasses and a bit of a thing for them (one of the reasons for getting my eyes lasered was so's I could buy a pair of Raybans that wouldn't take a prescription lens). I don't suffer fools gladly, can be a bit of a smartarse and most often call a spade a bloody shovel. PC means a copper or a computer, I've no time for the other meaning of it, but it doesn't mean I'm insulting to any race/creed/colour - I'm an equal opportunities piss-taker me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, friendly, laid back, quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i look like my photos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pretty modest so would have to say I am your plain old ordinary devastatingly handsome chap with a body that would put Apollo and Adonis to shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tall with wobble best features are my eyes.... ok looking...

Better than ok looking

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am pretty modest so would have to say I am your plain old ordinary devastatingly handsome chap with a body that would put Apollo and Adonis to shame.

I just had to click to see how you would describe yourself

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

My pictures are recent and I'm stubborn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am pretty modest so would have to say I am your plain old ordinary devastatingly handsome chap with a body that would put Apollo and Adonis to shame.

I just had to click to see how you would describe yourself

Modestly as always

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