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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's finally past 5pm!

Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles

What shall we have??

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yes I'll have a Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I'll have a Guinness

Oh I'll join you.. I am deficient in iron at the moment apparently !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a Kraken roast coffee rum please since the knobhead delivery guy didn't leave mine!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Yes I'll have a Guinness

Oh I'll join you.. I am deficient in iron at the moment apparently ! "
really well ideal drink and I think low in calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot toddy please

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Yes I'll have a Guinness

Oh I'll join you.. I am deficient in iron at the moment apparently ! "

With a Glayvar chaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider for me please…. A very strong one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm liking a bottle of Corona with spiced rum in it please. Don't forget the lime!

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By *ndy70xMan
over a year ago

S/yorks

I’ll have a gin and tonic please ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a Kraken roast coffee rum please since the knobhead delivery guy didn't leave mine!"

Oh that sounds very niche! What are you mixing it with??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I'll have a Guinness

Oh I'll join you.. I am deficient in iron at the moment apparently ! really well ideal drink and I think low in calories

Its just standing a minute or two.. Then I'll check the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please Midnight may I have an Ovaltine with a Lemsip chaser

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot toddy please "

Aww are you under the weather??

One hot toddy coming up

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I'd like a Kraken roast coffee rum please since the knobhead delivery guy didn't leave mine!

Oh that sounds very niche! What are you mixing it with?? "
so it smells nice too lol

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

We have about 50 different whiskies here, and are always on offer for our "guest" after a good seeing to!

Hubby goes 70s European with his favourite: J&B.

I'll have a fruity cider...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a Kraken roast coffee rum please since the knobhead delivery guy didn't leave mine!"

Oh Limited edition aren’t you fancy

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Ooooh I would love a drink as not had one since May as been dieting

Just suprise me please

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I'll have a Guinness

Oh I'll join you.. I am deficient in iron at the moment apparently !

With a Glayvar chaser

That's one hell of a chaser

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just tea please. Or a black coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider for me please…. A very strong one! "

Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carling for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cider for me please…. A very strong one!

Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that

Oh trust me, there is.

I’ve got a little micro cider brewery just around the corner from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm liking a bottle of Corona with spiced rum in it please. Don't forget the lime!

Oh interesting combination.... One lime wedgie coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a gin and tonic please ??"

Good choice.. Like a slice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniel and cola please lovey bar maid

Also have some flowers and my i interest the beautiful bar maid in a complementary drink on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate with a can of whip cream please and thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malibu and orange juice please with a cocktail umbrella and a cherry

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

pint of san miguel,, make that two first one wont touch the sides,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’ve already got a pink gin & lemonade so may as well stay on them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please Midnight may I have an Ovaltine with a Lemsip chaser"

Oh blimey are you poorly xxx

You pop up to bed and I'll bring it up x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please Midnight may I have an Ovaltine with a Lemsip chaser"

You too huh?

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

A pint of doombar or pendleside for me and a pink gin and lemonade for N

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i didnt say please forgive me,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have about 50 different whiskies here, and are always on offer for our "guest" after a good seeing to!

Hubby goes 70s European with his favourite: J&B.

I'll have a fruity cider..."

Oh i might need to come for a visit!!

One J&B and a fruity cider coming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot toddy please

Aww are you under the weather??

One hot toddy coming up"

Thank you ... stonking cold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh I would love a drink as not had one since May as been dieting

Just suprise me please

Xxx"

Oh in that case i think you deserve a cocktail.. How about a porn star martini

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tea please. Or a black coffee."

One tea coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carling for me

One pint of carling.. Nice and cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T for me please ice no slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider for me please…. A very strong one!

Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that

Oh trust me, there is.

I’ve got a little micro cider brewery just around the corner from me

**midnight checks how far away Newquay is**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack Daniel and cola please lovey bar maid

Also have some flowers and my i interest the beautiful bar maid in a complementary drink on me "

Oh so thoughtful!! I'll have a cider

Cheers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate with a can of whip cream please and thanks "

whatcha planning to do with that can of cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malibu and orange juice please with a cocktail umbrella and a cherry

Coming right up

Not had malibu since i was a teenager

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pint of san miguel,, make that two first one wont touch the sides,,"

Better make it three with the speed of service in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I’ve already got a pink gin & lemonade so may as well stay on them

Oh lovely!, my mums favourite at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x"

Very nice.. Let me just pop that cork

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I would normally say Brandy please but I’m hungover so just a cuppa with 1 sugar please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of doombar or pendleside for me and a pink gin and lemonade for N"

Oooo doom bar

Pink gin on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack Daniel and cola please lovey bar maid

Also have some flowers and my i interest the beautiful bar maid in a complementary drink on me

Oh so thoughtful!! I'll have a cider

Cheers!! "

Your welcome and yes it’s one off my meny gifts and talents and thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot toddy please

Aww are you under the weather??

One hot toddy coming up

Thank you ... stonking cold! "

Offtt lets sweat it out together

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Wray & Nephew

One ice cube

No mixer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..

I know i want to try it too!!

Caffreys on its way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a Kraken roast coffee rum please since the knobhead delivery guy didn't leave mine!

Oh that sounds very niche! What are you mixing it with?? "

Coke

CoKe

Cola

One of them must of worked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T for me please ice no slice

Nice! Ice, no slice on its way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would normally say Brandy please but I’m hungover so just a cuppa with 1 sugar please

I'll try to make it quietly

Ooos dropped the teaspoon sorry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need caffeine but …compromised must be made. Espresso Martini please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack Daniel and cola please lovey bar maid

Also have some flowers and my i interest the beautiful bar maid in a complementary drink on me

Oh so thoughtful!! I'll have a cider

Cheers!!

Your welcome and yes it’s one off my meny gifts and talents and thank you x"

Lets have another

On me this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wray & Nephew

One ice cube

No mixer

Ooo another rum lover... On its way!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Just tea please. Or a black coffee.

One tea coming up

Did you put milk in that ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a Kraken roast coffee rum please since the knobhead delivery guy didn't leave mine!

Oh that sounds very niche! What are you mixing it with??

Coke

CoKe

Cola

One of them must of worked.

Fizzy brown liquid coming up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd like a glass of red, but it would make my stomach feel crap.

I wish I could drink like other people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need caffeine but …compromised must be made. Espresso Martini please "

Omg i love espresso martini

I'll join!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tea please. Or a black coffee.

One tea coming up

Did you put milk in that ?"

I put a jug of oat milk on the side

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

We’re in the pub and I have a bottle of PG! Mr has a moretti so I think we’re ok .

Can we just have some crisps please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a glass of red, but it would make my stomach feel crap.

I wish I could drink like other people

Awww don't make yourself ill xxx what would you like instead??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’re in the pub and I have a bottle of PG! Mr has a moretti so I think we’re ok .

Can we just have some crisps please

Omg snax!! Yaaasss coming right up... Ooo how about cider vinegar +salt

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Spiced Rum and Coke please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T time "

On its way.. Ice?? Slice?? Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G&T for me please ice no slice

Nice! Ice, no slice on its way x"

Thanks and one for the sexy barmaid too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cider for me please…. A very strong one!

Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that

Oh trust me, there is.

I’ve got a little micro cider brewery just around the corner from me

**midnight checks how far away Newquay is**

Suited books midnight a guided tour of the brewery x

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"We’re in the pub and I have a bottle of PG! Mr has a moretti so I think we’re ok .

Can we just have some crisps please

Omg snax!! Yaaasss coming right up... Ooo how about cider vinegar +salt

Yes please - ready for another moretti too now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced Rum and Coke please

Ooo M+S did an amazing spiced rum last Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack Daniel and cola please lovey bar maid

Also have some flowers and my i interest the beautiful bar maid in a complementary drink on me

Oh so thoughtful!! I'll have a cider

Cheers!!

Your welcome and yes it’s one off my meny gifts and talents and thank you x

Lets have another

On me this time "

Aww thank you so much x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T for me please ice no slice

Nice! Ice, no slice on its way x

Thanks and one for the sexy barmaid too"

Wahoo! Scored

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider for me please…. A very strong one!

Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that

Oh trust me, there is.

I’ve got a little micro cider brewery just around the corner from me

**midnight checks how far away Newquay is**

Suited books midnight a guided tour of the brewery x "

Woohoo!! On my way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’re in the pub and I have a bottle of PG! Mr has a moretti so I think we’re ok .

Can we just have some crisps please

Omg snax!! Yaaasss coming right up... Ooo how about cider vinegar +salt

Yes please - ready for another moretti too now

Coming up!!

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By *ango and gashCouple
over a year ago

bilston

Old speckled hen for me ,cheers

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"Wray & Nephew

One ice cube

No mixer

Ooo another rum lover... On its way! "

How can anyone not love it

Best spirit in the world

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x

Very nice.. Let me just pop that cork

I want to be dirty and respond with comments about popping your cork… however I’m a lady. So can I buy you a drink?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'd love a slightly chilled glass of Garrus, please. Rosé means I can pretend it's still summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate with a can of whip cream please and thanks

whatcha planning to do with that can of cream

Well the label says 3-4 four people. This bar got rooms upstairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka and for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old speckled hen for me ,cheers "

Nice.. One pint on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coke with that as well please

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Bacardi and , or baileys…….I can’t decide

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Why can others write c*ck and I can’t haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wray & Nephew

One ice cube

No mixer

Ooo another rum lover... On its way!

How can anyone not love it

Best spirit in the world

I used to drink bacardi as a teenager i think i ruined my rum chances

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x

Very nice.. Let me just pop that cork

I want to be dirty and respond with comments about popping your cork… however I’m a lady. So can I buy you a drink?"

let's get d*unk and snog in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a slightly chilled glass of Garrus, please. Rosé means I can pretend it's still summer."

Oh i like that... Clinging onto the last rays before winters icy tendrils start to curl around our skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate with a can of whip cream please and thanks

whatcha planning to do with that can of cream

Well the label says 3-4 four people. This bar got rooms upstairs?"

.. With wipe clean sheets

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Just tea please. Or a black coffee.

One tea coming up

Did you put milk in that ?

I put a jug of oat milk on the side

Well the oats can have it back!

Thank you for the tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and for me please

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coke with that as well please "

So that's 2 vodka +s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacardi and , or baileys…….I can’t decide "

Go for bacardi... Baileys is for xmas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tea please. Or a black coffee.

One tea coming up

Did you put milk in that ?

I put a jug of oat milk on the side

Well the oats can have it back!

Thank you for the tea"

Like a biscuit??

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"Wray & Nephew

One ice cube

No mixer

Ooo another rum lover... On its way!

How can anyone not love it

Best spirit in the world

I used to drink bacardi as a teenager i think i ruined my rum chances "

Bacardi!!!! Pah

And the conversation was going soooo well

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"Bacardi and , or baileys…….I can’t decide

Go for bacardi... Baileys is for xmas! "

Very true, Bacardi it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!

I love exploring and love passion fruit

. Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!

I love exploring and love passion fruit

. Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!

"
are you related to nora?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacardi and , or baileys…….I can’t decide

Go for bacardi... Baileys is for xmas!

Very true, Bacardi it is "

Pepsi or cola with that Bacardi?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nice glass of malbec...and why not leave the bottle...and another glass ...who wants to join me?

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Cola, but I’m a true professional, I’d drink either if it was out infront of me

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x

Very nice.. Let me just pop that cork

I want to be dirty and respond with comments about popping your cork… however I’m a lady. So can I buy you a drink?

let's get d*unk and snog in the corner

Omg yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of high wire grapefruit please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka martini

Shaken

Not stired...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cola, but I’m a true professional, I’d drink either if it was out infront of me

I am impressed by your adaptability and professionalism

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Midnight's Bar?

Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"Cola, but I’m a true professional, I’d drink either if it was out infront of me

I am impressed by your adaptability and professionalism

Haha thank you!

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

A Pimm's with lemonade and lots of fruity bits please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wray & Nephew

One ice cube

No mixer

Ooo another rum lover... On its way!

How can anyone not love it

Best spirit in the world

I used to drink bacardi as a teenager i think i ruined my rum chances

Bacardi!!!! Pah

And the conversation was going soooo well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!

I love exploring and love passion fruit

. Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!

Yum! Coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!

I love exploring and love passion fruit

. Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!

are you related to nora?"

, not that I'm aware of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!

I love exploring and love passion fruit

. Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!

Yum! Coming right up! "

Just what the doctor ordered! Should go well with pancakes I will soon be preparing and the thunder and heavy rain outside! Make one for yourself too and pull-up a fork

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Had a heavy weekend so just a tea for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!

I love exploring and love passion fruit

. Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!

are you related to nora?

, not that I'm aware of

If he means “Nora” from “Nick and Nora” in the classic Thin Man movies, then I do feel a spiritual relation to Nora.

I think he may be referring to NoratheExplorer on FS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

God the service is sh*te in this bar... The barmaid is soooo feckin' flakey

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yes we shall!

I'll have a passion fruit and mango margarita. And one for you. To celebrate happiness. In whatever form that takes.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"God the service is sh*te in this bar... The barmaid is soooo feckin' flakey

Getting bent over in the back alley apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice glass of malbec...and why not leave the bottle...and another glass ...who wants to join me?

Oh good call... I'll just screw the cork

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x

Very nice.. Let me just pop that cork

I want to be dirty and respond with comments about popping your cork… however I’m a lady. So can I buy you a drink?

let's get d*unk and snog in the corner

Omg yes please"

Well that was easier than i thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of high wire grapefruit please

Excellent choice

I'll join you.. Are we making d*unk videos later??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka martini

Shaken

Not stired...

Ohhhhh very classic.. A twist or an olive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..

I know i want to try it too!!

Caffreys on its way x"

Why thank you nice lady. Have one yourself, and line me up a Horses |neck whilst you are at it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight's Bar?

Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.

Ooo a fruity little number coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Pimm's with lemonade and lots of fruity bits please"

Pimms gets you d*unk by stealth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!

I love exploring and love passion fruit

. Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!

Yum! Coming right up!

Just what the doctor ordered! Should go well with pancakes I will soon be preparing and the thunder and heavy rain outside! Make one for yourself too and pull-up a fork

Pancakes yaaaaassss!! Ooooo what about some waffles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a heavy weekend so just a tea for me please. "

Coming up... Milk +sugar??

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Stanwell

I don't really drink BUT I will NEVER say no to a Double Kraken rum with pepsi cherry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes we shall!

I'll have a passion fruit and mango margarita. And one for you. To celebrate happiness. In whatever form that takes. "

Thanks Meli.. I'll cheers to happiness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God the service is sh*te in this bar... The barmaid is soooo feckin' flakey

Getting bent over in the back alley apparently. "

Wow.. Talk about reputation going before me

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over a year ago

"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..

I know i want to try it too!!

Caffreys on its way x

Why thank you nice lady. Have one yourself, and line me up a Horses |neck whilst you are at it..

what is a horses neck??

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Midnight's Bar?

Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.

Ooo a fruity little number coming up

Thank you lovely.

**Tries to playfully get the straw in his mouth without looking but ends up chasing it around the rim of the glass with his gob open like a moron.**

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By *adybug84Woman
over a year ago

Recdar

Mines a vodka and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..

I know i want to try it too!!

Caffreys on its way x

Why thank you nice lady. Have one yourself, and line me up a Horses |neck whilst you are at it..

what is a horses neck?? "

Brandy and a dry ginger ale, with ice please. You must be near shit-faced by now?...

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Very large glass of Malbec pls , in fact just give me the bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't really drink BUT I will NEVER say no to a Double Kraken rum with pepsi cherry"

Pepsi cherry

Interesting combination

i do love cherry though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight's Bar?

Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.

Ooo a fruity little number coming up

Thank you lovely.

**Tries to playfully get the straw in his mouth without looking but ends up chasing it around the rim of the glass with his gob open like a moron.**

S'ok.. I have a big gob too.. Usually stuffing something in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines a vodka and lemonade please"

Great choice.. Coming up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long vodka plenty ice x please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..

I know i want to try it too!!

Caffreys on its way x

Why thank you nice lady. Have one yourself, and line me up a Horses |neck whilst you are at it..

what is a horses neck??

Brandy and a dry ginger ale, with ice please. You must be near shit-faced by now?...

you are not wrong there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very large glass of Malbec pls , in fact just give me the bottle

i like a man who knows what he wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long vodka plenty ice x please "

On its way

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"God the service is sh*te in this bar... The barmaid is soooo feckin' flakey

Getting bent over in the back alley apparently.

Wow.. Talk about reputation going before me

Yup

Snogging me d*unken in the alley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finally past 5pm!

Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles

What shall we have?? "

We all deserve it!

Mines a pint of Blue Moon please, and whatever you're having too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!

I love exploring and love passion fruit

. Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!

Yum! Coming right up!

Just what the doctor ordered! Should go well with pancakes I will soon be preparing and the thunder and heavy rain outside! Make one for yourself too and pull-up a fork

Pancakes yaaaaassss!! Ooooo what about some waffles

I like the way you think!!

. I’ll go ahead an order a waffle maker online for expedited delivery

. In the mean time pancakes and eggs with some snogging to pass the time will have to do

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Midnight's Bar?

Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.

Ooo a fruity little number coming up

Thank you lovely.

**Tries to playfully get the straw in his mouth without looking but ends up chasing it around the rim of the glass with his gob open like a moron.**

S'ok.. I have a big gob too.. Usually stuffing something in it "

Cake?

I could get you a cream filled éclair. You'd have to close your eyes though.

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over a year ago

"God the service is sh*te in this bar... The barmaid is soooo feckin' flakey

Getting bent over in the back alley apparently.

Wow.. Talk about reputation going before me

Yup

Snogging me d*unken in the alley

Shush you

Shouldn't that mouth be busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's finally past 5pm!

Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles

What shall we have??

We all deserve it!

Mines a pint of Blue Moon please, and whatever you're having too.

Blue moon.. Oh that's a strong one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week

PS: What is in a porn star martini??

Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??

Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!

I love exploring and love passion fruit

. Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!

Yum! Coming right up!

Just what the doctor ordered! Should go well with pancakes I will soon be preparing and the thunder and heavy rain outside! Make one for yourself too and pull-up a fork

Pancakes yaaaaassss!! Ooooo what about some waffles

I like the way you think!!

. I’ll go ahead an order a waffle maker online for expedited delivery

. In the mean time pancakes and eggs with some snogging to pass the time will have to do

Eek hold the eggs!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight's Bar?

Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.

Ooo a fruity little number coming up

Thank you lovely.

**Tries to playfully get the straw in his mouth without looking but ends up chasing it around the rim of the glass with his gob open like a moron.**

S'ok.. I have a big gob too.. Usually stuffing something in it

Cake?

I could get you a cream filled éclair. You'd have to close your eyes though."

Its normally my foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of high wire grapefruit please

Excellent choice

I'll join you.. Are we making d*unk videos later?? "

D*unk videos… I don’t know what you’re talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of high wire grapefruit please

Excellent choice

I'll join you.. Are we making d*unk videos later??

D*unk videos… I don’t know what you’re talking about

Oh... I can refresh your memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a shot please .. u got a black sambuca or a slippery nipple .. either will do

Mrs B

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

"It's finally past 5pm!

Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles

What shall we have?? "

Can I have an Old Fashioned and a packet of dry roasted please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a shot please .. u got a black sambuca or a slippery nipple .. either will do

Mrs B"

Ooo a slippery nipple

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over a year ago

"It's finally past 5pm!

Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles

What shall we have??

Can I have an Old Fashioned and a packet of dry roasted please?"

Why yes Sir.. Coming right up.. I didn't have you down for a nuts kinda guy

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"I'll have a shot please .. u got a black sambuca or a slippery nipple .. either will do

Mrs B"

Black sambuca is evil, worst hangover of my life on that stuff!

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

"It's finally past 5pm!

Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles

What shall we have??

Can I have an Old Fashioned and a packet of dry roasted please?

Why yes Sir.. Coming right up.. I didn't have you down for a nuts kinda guy

Thank you. Depends what the nuts are coated in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of high wire grapefruit please

Excellent choice

I'll join you.. Are we making d*unk videos later??

D*unk videos… I don’t know what you’re talking about

Oh... I can refresh your memory

Shhhhh

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