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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Without peeking.

Where are they ?

Name one ?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Be respectful. No answer means no. After that, I'm out

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Be respectful. No answer means no. After that, I'm out

Half a gold star. Mind you ...... after be respectful what else is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The written ones or the “unwritten” ones ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mentioning names … shhhh it’s a secret!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot as many balls as you can.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The written ones or the “unwritten” ones ..

Written Dan .......... and not the written on your toilet wall.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No mentioning names … shhhh it’s a secret!

Yeah. No namey No shamey

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Don't ask Tina Titz for her autograph

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs. "

No Meli ! No points! or if this was Eurovision ......... Nil pois ..... ( isn't that no peas? )

The Rules Rules ..... not the rules people operate by the Really Rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know you know

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs. "

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When you know you know

Do you though ? Do you really ?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs.

No Meli ! No points! or if this was Eurovision ......... Nil pois ..... ( isn't that no peas? )

The Rules Rules ..... not the rules people operate by the Really Rules "

I can't believe you nil pois'd me. If you're reading this and this poster has Unlos'd you know why. It was Meli.

Anyway rules rules... no dirty laundry. No bitching?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Don't mention a b a n

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I thought everyone just made them up as they went along

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs.

No Meli ! No points! or if this was Eurovision ......... Nil pois ..... ( isn't that no peas? )

The Rules Rules ..... not the rules people operate by the Really Rules

I can't believe you nil pois'd me. If you're reading this and this poster has Unlos'd you know why. It was Meli.

Anyway rules rules... no dirty laundry. No bitching? "

Well done ..... duh pwah .... Methinks you were bitching tho ...... so Uno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics are mandatory in every message.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I thought everyone just made them up as they went along

They do...... note the use of 'they' ....

When there are prizes i'll be part of the 'we' ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't mention a b a n"

Well done. Another pwahhhhh

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Cock pics are mandatory in every message. "

No No No... The RULES as in what we are supposed to do.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs.

No Meli ! No points! or if this was Eurovision ......... Nil pois ..... ( isn't that no peas? )

The Rules Rules ..... not the rules people operate by the Really Rules

I can't believe you nil pois'd me. If you're reading this and this poster has Unlos'd you know why. It was Meli.

Anyway rules rules... no dirty laundry. No bitching?

Well done ..... duh pwah .... Methinks you were bitching tho ...... so Uno "

Fair. We're twinning now though.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Without peeking.

Where are they ?

Name one ?"

Don't be personal

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t name and shame.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Don’t shit on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't stand too close to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call the moderators cunts!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Don't air your dirty laundry for all to see

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs. "

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

MrWhiskay...

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Slag off Single Guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she has boobs, always agree.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

You can link to:*

Winston

*list of newspapers, one of which closed shop in July 2011.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re participating in one of those comment on the poster above threads, and you scramble to reply to a hottie but get beaten to it so you end up complimenting a balding man with a beer belly, immediately remove your post before you turn gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call people an ass, even when they are deliberately being an ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't call people an ass, even when they are deliberately being an ass

I never got that memo….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't call people an ass, even when they are deliberately being an ass

I'm sorry please repeat that, I got distracted by THAT photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't call people an ass, even when they are deliberately being an ass

I'm sorry please repeat that, I got distracted by THAT photo"

sorry

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Don't reference anything sent to you in a private message and don't correct people's spelling.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Without peeking.

Where are they ?

Name one ?

Don't be personal

Winston

Correct Mr. W. ( I think )

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don’t shit on the floor "

Are you skitting my impediment ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers "

5 marks to Rickshawed

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers

5 marks to Rickshawed"

Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't call the moderators cunts!

Have you tried that one Nelly ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers

5 marks to Rickshawed

Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?"

Points are not Green Shield Stamps .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you’re participating in one of those comment on the poster above threads, and you scramble to reply to a hottie but get beaten to it so you end up complimenting a balding man with a beer belly, immediately remove your post before you turn gay "

For God's sake ! That is soooo true.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

No fishing ...

...that other type ...phishing (or scamming)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 02/10/22 18:02:17]

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Wondered why I kept getting all those compliments.

Dammit. Ah thought I waz popliar.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No links!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No links!! "

Gong! Out ! That's not strictly true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics must always be taken over or sitting on the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't air your dirty laundry

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"No links!!

Gong! Out ! That's not strictly true"

*see above.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't air your dirty laundry

Unless an OP invites you to discuss your old undies. And then the rule is reversed cos no kink shaming.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Don't use the forum to contact people who have blocked you.

I think that should also apply where you have blocked someone.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Don't mention the clique

Don't tell anyone about the platinum membership

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers

5 marks to Rickshawed

Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?

Points are not Green Shield Stamps ..... "

So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t get a lovely message in your inbox at 8pm you must let everyone know you weren’t even expecting to…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Don't air your dirty laundry

We only ever air clean laundry. On the washing line. I've never understood this one

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers

5 marks to Rickshawed

Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?

Points are not Green Shield Stamps .....

So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed?

I can't remember which one from the forum flirts mercilessly with F and B ...... but if it's you , you can have F and B for one and a half books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No politics threads in the Lounge. Very important one that.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you don’t get a lovely message in your inbox at 8pm you must let everyone know you weren’t even expecting to…"

I never get a lovely message. Someone just sent me a dic pic tho........

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

No quoting private messages

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No quoting private messages

Shit ... Really ?

Uhmmmm I just sent myself a pic of my own dick .........

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers

5 marks to Rickshawed

Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?

Points are not Green Shield Stamps .....

So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed?

I can't remember which one from the forum flirts mercilessly with F and B ...... but if it's you , you can have F and B for one and a half books."

I think you're mistaking me for Just Pete. By the look of his current profile picture he's just lost all his stamps down the plughole

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No quoting private messages

No rolley eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't air your dirty laundry

We only ever air clean laundry. On the washing line. I've never understood this one

Heh, have you seen the price of electricity! An hour on the line in a stiff breeze is quite enough for another days use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't air your dirty laundry

We only ever air clean laundry. On the washing line. I've never understood this one

Me neither, it's a strange one x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't air your dirty laundry

We only ever air clean laundry. On the washing line. I've never understood this one

Heh, have you seen the price of electricity! An hour on the line in a stiff breeze is quite enough for another days use.

Oh great...... essence de clinkers

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers

5 marks to Rickshawed

Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?

Points are not Green Shield Stamps .....

So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed?

I can't remember which one from the forum flirts mercilessly with F and B ...... but if it's you , you can have F and B for one and a half books.

I think you're mistaking me for Just Pete. By the look of his current profile picture he's just lost all his stamps down the plughole "

I've noticed them flirting...... tsk

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Not a clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers

5 marks to Rickshawed

Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?

Points are not Green Shield Stamps .....

So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed?

I don’t know about stamps, but I’ll bring my loyalty card…

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Never mix cross-ply and radial tyres on the same axle?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think open flirting is okay as long as it doesn't go on all night and from thread to thread.

Rickshaw you've pulled

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

No spitting.

No heavy petting.

No bombing.

No running on poolside.

Oh wait ermmm

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No spitting.

No heavy petting.

No bombing.

No running on poolside.

Oh wait ermmm"

Different kind of pool dear

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Never mix cross-ply and radial tyres on the same axle?"

Do you have cyber sex ? Just wonderin'

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"No spitting.

No heavy petting.

No bombing.

No running on poolside.

Oh wait ermmm

Different kind of pool dear"

No running with scissors?

Don't make funny faces if the wind changes direction you'll stay like it!

Never feed them after midnight and don't get them wet.

Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont eat yellow snow or smelly anus

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Dont eat yellow snow or smelly anus "

Surely that was Confucius who said that?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dont eat yellow snow or smelly angus "

Scottish forum ?

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"Pot as many balls as you can."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Section 6

Paragraph 9

One shall send a booty pic to BootyLover! in order to verify themselves as a genuine sex activist. Under no circumstances must the person send any pictures of feet, anus, or blue cheese as a prank.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Never ever Google a word or phrase someone mentions in a post .

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

No running with scissors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No crisps in bed

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Rule 1 : you do not talk about the forums

Rule 2 : you do not talk about the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok to eat toast in bed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't be a Dave

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’m saying nothing! Just had my FB, Messenger & Insta accounts suspended & I have absolutely no idea why! Just be my luck the same will happen here

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's ok to eat toast in bed"

Not if you got marmite on it it ain't!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If you make contact in ANY way with someone then you’re entitled to a little suck.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Don't feed the admin after midnight.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Section 6

Paragraph 9

One shall send a booty pic to BootyLover! in order to verify themselves as a genuine sex activist. Under no circumstances must the person send any pictures of feet, anus, or blue cheese as a prank."

The rebel in me is so tempted to break this rule

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Where possible hijack a thread and chat about something different from the original subject.

Who likes jaffa cakes and marmite?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Where possible hijack a thread and chat about something different from the original subject.

Who likes jaffa cakes and marmite?

Totally disagree. I think the earth is flat and I won't hear a word to the contrary.

Source: me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where possible hijack a thread and chat about something different from the original subject.

Who likes jaffa cakes and marmite?

Hijacking with Cake is always allowed.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Coke, , d*unk

Are not allowed even as part of a longer word

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

THE number 1 rule in the forums is

ITS NOT YOUR THREAD

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Coke, , d*unk

Are not allowed even as part of a longer word "

Oh I’ve been proved wrong

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You know when the supply teacher sticks her head in her hands n thinks....... This lot haven't got a scooby's ........

That's you lot that is....

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Don't ask Tina Titz for her autograph

"
Who needs autograph if I can have tits?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You know when the supply teacher sticks her head in her hands n thinks....... This lot haven't got a scooby's ........

That's you lot that is.... "

Welcome to my life

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You know when the supply teacher sticks her head in her hands n thinks....... This lot haven't got a scooby's ........

That's you lot that is.... "

Does that mean I'm winning?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

No sharing of dogging locations.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You know when the supply teacher sticks her head in her hands n thinks....... This lot haven't got a scooby's ........

That's you lot that is....

Does that mean I'm winning?

You are still on five points and several offers so I guess so ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No sharing of dogging locations."

In the Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Self appointed mods have no authority.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

It's ok to give profile advice wether they asked for it or not if it is pertinent to their post e.g.

"Why can't I get a meet?"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Self appointed mods have no authority.

The truest word spoken yet but ............ .... not a rule. Do not pass Go .. put the money back in the bank.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's ok to give profile advice wether they asked for it or not if it is pertinent to their post e.g.

"Why can't I get a meet?""

No. Never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call people knobs.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't call people knobs."

Haaaaaaaaaa ......... mebbes'

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

If you ask for tits you get sent tits....Im sure that's a rule anyway

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Don't call people knobs."

I never use the k word.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you ask for tits you get sent tits....Im sure that's a rule anyway

It was written in Green crayon at the end of the list so ........ guess so.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Self appointed mods have no authority.

The truest word spoken yet but ............ .... not a rule. Do not pass Go .. put the money back in the bank. "

Don’t go telling me what I can and can’t bank!

You have no auuuuuuuthoritayyyyyy.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"If you ask for tits you get sent tits....Im sure that's a rule anyway

It was written in Green crayon at the end of the list so ........ guess so."

I must start asking for tits more then, want to be seen to follow the rules....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't call people knobs.

Haaaaaaaaaa ......... mebbes' "

Only call knobs knobs if a poll of thread respondents positively identifies the knob as a knob

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Where possible hijack a thread and chat about something different from the original subject.

Who likes jaffa cakes and marmite?

Hijacking with Cake is always allowed."

But, is Jaffa cake really cake or is it a biscuit?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

There's a few who think they are in charge of the forums haha

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"It's ok to give profile advice wether they asked for it or not if it is pertinent to their post e.g.

"Why can't I get a meet?"

No. Never. "

From the rules

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile or be mean about it.

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