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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since I am poorly and busy going stir crazy, I have conducted an investigation and found I have absolutely nothing suitable to wear for a Christmas themed photo. I've not even got any red underwear, and I don't have a Santa hat.

Oh, and my camera is packed in a box being stored at a friends house.

And I can't get any tulips.

I give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if the weather changes, you could go out in the Rain Dear. poor but its been a hard day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwww google a suitable outfit ........ and the tulips, and get someone else to offer to take the pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinsel an bells is good lol ....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Do you have any figgy pudding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have any figgy pudding?"

I'm not sure I dare answer that question.

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By *rchard thiefMan
over a year ago

accrington-ish

How about a small holly bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too will have to go shopping, I have red underwear but its not for t'web.

Still an excuse for shopping

Tomorrow though its too cold today

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Do you have any figgy pudding?

I'm not sure I dare answer that question."

We won't go until we get some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have any figgy pudding?

I'm not sure I dare answer that question.

We won't go until we get some. "

I'll bear it in mind for when I am less poorly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My photographer has been on strike

With a poorly camera..got my outfits...time to find a new photographer methinks

Oops did I say that out loud

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"My photographer has been on strike

With a poorly camera..got my outfits...time to find a new photographer methinks

Oops did I say that out loud "

Bend over, say cheese and don't draw your curtains just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are lots of things you could do, it doesnt have to be red or the traditional christmas things, there are lots of sexy things you can do.

And think of poor me, am feeling very sorry for myself as my eye problems have reoccured. I have keratitis and on steriod treatment, photosensitive so cannot bear to look at any light and I am wearing dark sunglasses, even in the house, I couldnt look at this screen unless I wear them.

The bad news is that the consultant has told me that I cannot wear fake lashes because my eye has been left with a weakness since my corneal ulcer last year and I should avoid contact with glues from fake lashes, and mascara and eyeliner.

I feel total woe is me this evening

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage


"My photographer has been on strike

With a poorly camera..got my outfits...time to find a new photographer methinks

Oops did I say that out loud "

Coughs loudly

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage


"Since I am poorly and busy going stir crazy, I have conducted an investigation and found I have absolutely nothing suitable to wear for a Christmas themed photo. I've not even got any red underwear, and I don't have a Santa hat."

How about I bring some mistletoe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since I am poorly and busy going stir crazy, I have conducted an investigation and found I have absolutely nothing suitable to wear for a Christmas themed photo. I've not even got any red underwear, and I don't have a Santa hat.

Oh, and my camera is packed in a box being stored at a friends house.

And I can't get any tulips.

I give up."

Just get some tinsel out and wrap it around yourself

And use the camer on your phone - easy if yu have a timer setting on it

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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And think of poor me, am feeling very sorry for myself as my eye problems have reoccured. I have keratitis and on steriod treatment, photosensitive so cannot bear to look at any light and I am wearing dark sunglasses, even in the house, I couldnt look at this screen unless I wear them.

The bad news is that the consultant has told me that I cannot wear fake lashes because my eye has been left with a weakness since my corneal ulcer last year and I should avoid contact with glues from fake lashes, and mascara and eyeliner.

I feel total woe is me this evening "

But on the bright side you are the only person that has their own personal smiley...

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"My photographer has been on strike

With a poorly camera..got my outfits...time to find a new photographer methinks

Oops did I say that out loud "

I know the 5D's not well, what's wrong with the 7D ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And think of poor me, am feeling very sorry for myself as my eye problems have reoccured. I have keratitis and on steriod treatment, photosensitive so cannot bear to look at any light and I am wearing dark sunglasses, even in the house, I couldnt look at this screen unless I wear them.

The bad news is that the consultant has told me that I cannot wear fake lashes because my eye has been left with a weakness since my corneal ulcer last year and I should avoid contact with glues from fake lashes, and mascara and eyeliner.

I feel total woe is me this evening

But on the bright side you are the only person that has their own personal smiley... "

Hey yeah never thought of that, I share it with JacknKate too though, with Jack perfecting the original look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since I am poorly and busy going stir crazy, I have conducted an investigation and found I have absolutely nothing suitable to wear for a Christmas themed photo. I've not even got any red underwear, and I don't have a Santa hat.

Oh, and my camera is packed in a box being stored at a friends house.

And I can't get any tulips.

I give up."

Green was/is the traditional colour, but skin never goes out of fashion

Another xmassy tip would be to add something from a photo editing programme with a little festive message etc and update an existing pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My photographer has been on strike

With a poorly camera..got my outfits...time to find a new photographer methinks

Oops did I say that out loud

I know the 5D's not well, what's wrong with the 7D ?"

Have a potential buyer and doesn't seem fair to use it...after all I did give them the shutter actuation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My photographer has been on strike

With a poorly camera..got my outfits...time to find a new photographer methinks

Oops did I say that out loud "

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