FabSwingers.com forum: The ‘wrong’uns out there’

By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

Right you bad lads and lasses …..

Here’s one for you ….

You’re a mastermind burglar

You only steal things to inconvenience your victims

Make it a pain in the arse they’ll never forget

I’ll go first ….

I’d steal ever left shoe in a pair

And the laces from the right ones

And take one battery out of every remote in the house

You’re welcome

Cause mayhem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be the flush handle from their toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the 1 battery out a remote wouldn’t be a inconvenience anymore

Sins most modern tv have smart phone apps that can control the tv

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The enter key on the keyboard or home button on smartphone .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wi-Fi router-totally fucked..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The plug to the kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every fuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open up all electrical equipment and take out the internal fuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Automobile keys.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

One of the two bolts that keeps the toilet lid in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open up all electrical equipment and take out the internal fuse

Beat you to it, find your own mischief!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Reading glasses.

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Every light bulb in the house

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The prongs from your forks.

The bristles from your brush.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Steal the fire extinguisher and then set fire to the house. Just a bit of light hearted shenanigans.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Indicator bulbs in cars so that people couldn't.....ah ffs someone beat me to it

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

"One of the two bolts that keeps the toilet lid in place

Nooooooo !

I steal the pots from all the houseplants x

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"One of the two bolts that keeps the toilet lid in place

Oh, that's mean!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Their house keys, and replace them with identical looking ones

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Wi-Fi router-totally fucked.."

This is the end of the world item

You’re a real wrong’en

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"One of the two bolts that keeps the toilet lid in place

Oh my wrong’en !

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

All the tea spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the toilet roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the labels from their cans in the cupboard

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Replace all the tea bags and coffee with decaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Replace all the tea bags and coffee with decaf"

This is pure evil, I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All door handles from inside the room so once the door is shut they're stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take all lids from their Tupperware and replace them with ones that almost fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little screws from their glasses, placing them carefully folded back in their cases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their mobile.

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Take all lids from their Tupperware and replace them with ones that almost fit "

WTF is wrong with you people???

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By *dey newMan
over a year ago

around

All the strings from the tampons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steal all their right foot shoes

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"All the tea spoons

How the hell will they make tea crazy woman

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"All the labels from their cans in the cupboard "
oh wow that’s next level don’t know if it’s baked beans or mushroom soup you bad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would remove all electrical socket faceplates

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Take all lids from their Tupperware and replace them with ones that almost fit "

This is enough to drive someone insane you crazy fool

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Vibrator batteries and keys to the cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piece of fish in the curtain rail.

Stick googly eyes over everything in the kitchen.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Rip the last page out of the book they're currently reading

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Vibrator batteries and keys to the cuffs

jeez

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"A piece of fish in the curtain rail.

Stick googly eyes over everything in the kitchen."

Think you may have misunderstood

It’s what you’d steal not place in the house

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Steal all their right foot shoes

Already had the left shoe stolen and the right shoes laces by me miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If take all the bars (thing in the middle) out of the door handles and put the handles back on.

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By *edangelindisguiseWoman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Id change the combination to the padlock on their oil tank.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

steal the bath taps

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If take all the bars (thing in the middle) out of the door handles and put the handles back on.

Somebody did that to ma mate once to a couple of doors in his gaff when he was asleep on the sofa one night, it wasn't me honest Guv

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By *edangelindisguiseWoman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"steal the bath taps

Are you turning off the water main too as they might think the wet bandits have struck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If take all the bars (thing in the middle) out of the door handles and put the handles back on.

Somebody did that to ma mate once to a couple of doors in his gaff when he was asleep on the sofa one night, it wasn't me honest Guv

Yeah right lol.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

All the cupboard door handles,

And all the little things you hold when you do up a zip.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If take all the bars (thing in the middle) out of the door handles and put the handles back on.

Somebody did that to ma mate once to a couple of doors in his gaff when he was asleep on the sofa one night, it wasn't me honest Guv

Yeah right lol.

Well he did get me back by nicking one of the spark plugs out of ma Z750 about a week later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The key you use to get into the meter read cupboards outside.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The key you use to get into the meter read cupboards outside."

A pair of pliers is easy to fix that problem, would be better to squirt some expanding foam in there, then shut the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The key you use to get into the meter read cupboards outside.

A pair of pliers is easy to fix that problem, would be better to squirt some expanding foam in there, then shut the door

I am obviously not devious enough for you, Ace!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The key you use to get into the meter read cupboards outside.

A pair of pliers is easy to fix that problem, would be better to squirt some expanding foam in there, then shut the door

I am obviously not devious enough for you, Ace!

I'm còming round to pour loads of salt into your sugar bowl

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Light blub out the bathroom

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By *ig rig hullMan
over a year ago

Hull

Change the language on the tv/computer/iPad basically everything that you can change the language on haha

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I'd steal the fridge freezer, because it's difficult to get out and I like a challenge.

The look on their faces when they say where the fuck has the fridge freezer gone and all there is a big empty space. Then they dial 999 and say some fucker has stolen our fridge freezer.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'd steal the fridge freezer, because it's difficult to get out and I like a challenge.

The look on their faces when they say where the fuck has the fridge freezer gone and all there is a big empty space. Then they dial 999 and say some fucker has stolen our fridge freezer."

I live on the top floor of a block of flats, there's no lift, so good luck with that one

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Light blub out the bathroom "

I think the plug from the bath tub and sink would piss me off more

I can

Use the toilet in the dark

can bath in the dark ( but can’t without no water in there

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By *inkyfuckery69Couple
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

The backs of all ear rings .

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By *541Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Toilet roll and their house keys

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *avethefish400Man
over a year ago

Chichester

All their shoe laces

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Light bulbs all of them so they can't see what they're missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Replace all the tea bags and coffee with decaf"

Shameless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put Vaseline on all the door handles

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By *omethingfun96Couple
over a year ago

greater london

I would steal all the phone chargers in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wi-Fi router-totally fucked.."

I’d set the firewall on the router to block all incoming and outgoing traffic

It would send everyone mad thinking router was broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The backs of all ear rings . "

Now that’s just downright nasty lol

Smearing raw chilli over their dildo…

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Steal all their right foot shoes

Or, steal the right shoe from half the pairs and the left shoe from the other half.

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