FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up lines to use.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right guys n girls time to pull out the big guns what's your best but cringey chat up lines.

I've never set a sun set but tonight you could watch me going down on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the stars shine and I gase appon your eyes

I find my self getting lost in they beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you fall from heaven cos your knees look super fucked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just walk up to ppl and swipe left and right on their forehead.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and you are lucky I am making an appearance here. NO autographs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just walk up to ppl and swipe left and right on their forehead.

But if you swipe left, it is right for them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do You believe in equal opportunities?

You do?

Mines a pint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do You believe in equal opportunities?

You do?

Mines a pint! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson's chat up lines

Do you fuck on first dates,

Does your dad own a brewery

Can I feel your tits or will you show them to me

You got a nice face and you look pretty honest, and my head'll be leaving in a quarter of an hour, I'd like you to be on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I come here often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know Ricky Machado?

Would you like to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've actually done this one...

Hola I'm Aaron the local homeless man I sleep in my tent on the beach!

Said that to a woman outside a pizzeria I was helping. She laughed and we was chatting until 06.00 in the morning. I said I needed a shower on the beach and she said I could use hers. We was together 4 months. Was going to travel together but she realised it wasn't what she wanted. Still friends though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy a cocktail .

You do .

OK sit on this fucker while I tell you a story .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never known or tried to use any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/10/22 07:51:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that got me talking to a girl in here?

Nice profile! The only thing that’s missing is a verification from me…."

*not mine. That was hers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your coat luv, you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a cheese burger and a hard on?

Right now you're not giving me a cheese burger!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Right guys n girls time to pull out the big guns what's your best but cringey chat up lines.

I've never set a sun set but tonight you could watch me going down on you.

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is that a ladder in your tights coz from here it looks like the stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these chat ups pretty cringe haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look tired, was it a long day at the supermodel photo shoot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lick it it’s mine, I don’t make the rules.

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Did you fall from heaven?

Because your face looks f*&£ed up.

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By *ooster69Man
over a year ago

Bromyard-ish

Im a ventriloquist,let me put my hand up your skirt and I will make your lips move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me clairvoyant but you’re gonna feel a bit gay in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feels clothes of recepient*

"Oh thats definitely husband/wife/ girlfriend/boyfriend/non-binary partner material!"

Delete as appropriate!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Tell her she has fabulous shoes

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By *iss E99TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Taunton Somerset

Have you renewed your pet insurance?

Only you’re gonna get your pussy smashed in this weekend.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

I may not have taken your virginity, but can I at least play with the box it came in

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Have you renewed your pet insurance?

Only you’re gonna get your pussy smashed in this weekend.

Lol love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must say, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing.

Courtesy of the late, great Rik Mayall

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Under Jumper

Can i smell your pussy? Or is that your feet? Accompanied with a winning smile of genuine interest

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

You're so hot my fly has just fallen for you...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Have you sat in sugar as your arse looks so sweet.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Have you got any Geordie in you? Do you want some?

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