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what food to throw at a sissy maid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will be going in the stocks dressed as a maid in heels everything for breast cancer care what food shuld i have thrown at me and put in my heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tin of beans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream, tomatoes, jelly. Wotamess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be going in the stocks dressed as a maid in heels everything for breast cancer care what food shuld i have thrown at me and put in my heels "

Something soft, so it wont hurt when it hits you

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Granny smiths or king edwards if you want abit of pain jelly if not

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

A pineapple tinned or not. Your choice

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ve checked in the fridge (shopping to do tonight) you can have some celery limp, a red pepper, yoghurt (rhubarb) and a sausage roll... Always happy to help out a charity..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Seared minted lamb on a bed of couscous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funkys arse

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Giblets

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Frozen chicken

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funkys arse "

I've never had it described as food before having said that, it's amazing how many women attempt to eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tin of beans?"

Lmao......Oh your so cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PPPPOOOOTTTTAAATTTTOOOEEEESSSS

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Tomatoes - they splatter well, are cheap and very messy. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tortilla Chips.

Throw 'em like edible Ninja throwing stars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be going in the stocks dressed as a maid in heels everything for breast cancer care what food shuld i have thrown at me and put in my heels "

you need something sticky, something messy but also something that isn't revolting, smelly or stains. I would go for something custardy ie pie or similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe an old TART or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries ........ then someone can pay to lick them all off you again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

get covered in strawberry syrup lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yes you can throw stuff at me something soft and sticky lol turn me into a sticky tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buns....

Ooops... Back to Funkys arse again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am glad no one suggested mayo and no hard stuff thrown at me please thats mean

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Spunk...

It full of vitamins so must be a food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk...

It full of vitamins so must be a food "

Depends if it is hot or cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate peanuts fired by catapult and tinned peaches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i am sorry couldn t be bukaked thankyou

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