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By *hattyman80 OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport

I need to buy a secret Santa present for someone I work with however it must be something that behind with the letters of their name

I am buying for someone who's initials are CJ and all i can think of is Cranberry Juice lol. Any suggestions welcomed. We have a £5 budget

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By *at n michaelCouple
over a year ago

AYRSHIRE

Chocolate Jaffa ...lol cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot juice ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splash out, exceed the £5 and you can please three people here - the lass in question, me and Minxie. Only one way to go.....

Christmas Jumper!!!!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Buy them an old Xmas CD from the bargain bucket and say it's Christmas Jingles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrot juice .... "

Damn I was going to say that!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

a book of Crap Jokes

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

or save yourself £5, open up the voice recorder on your phone, record them a Christmas Jingle and text it to them.

Your P45 might not land for a few days with all the Christmas post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Costume jewellery

Cranberry jam

Ceramic jar

Chinese junk

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By *hattyman80 OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport

I like Christmas jumper however I overspent last year and got Torn to shreds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Jack!! (Torchwood)

I'd like him for Christmas!! (Might exceed the budget though. Chloroform isn't cheap.)

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By *hattyman80 OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport

Lol they'll be no P45. I can't remember who said it yesterday but someone said if I could do his job better I would. Well unfortunate I can't apply for his job but I have decided to start my own consultancy in 2013

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By *hattyman80 OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport

I think the woman I'm buying for would love Captain Jack but unfortunately I'm not sure he's survive her lol

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By *hattyman80 OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport

I think the woman I'm buying for would love Captain Jack but unfortunately I'm not sure he's survive her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citrus jelly

Cool jazz

Cold jizz (maybe not)

Corgi jaguar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a Christmas jumper

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

Christmas Jingle...

Cream Jug (better to leave it empty)

Coffee jar

Cock Jockey...(offer them a ride)

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By *hattyman80 OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport


"I need a Christmas jumper "

I'll give you one hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a Christmas jumper ha ha

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By *hattyman80 OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport


"And a Christmas jumper ha ha "

I guess that can be arranged x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a Christmas jumper "

I have a fine collection brewing, one of which is in my gallery. I'm sure we can come to some kind of loan agreement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

calender (of) jugs XD

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By *hattyman80 OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport


"calender (of) jugs XD

"

A calendar of jugs would be kept for my own personal use.... Nothing like looking at a good milk jug for a whole month

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Lol they'll be no P45. I can't remember who said it yesterday but someone said if I could do his job better I would. Well unfortunate I can't apply for his job but I have decided to start my own consultancy in 2013 "

Consultancy... hmmm now there's a euphemism for work if I ever heard one... unless you're a Dr.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

entrance fee to CJ's club in Glasgow

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By *H.coupleCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Chilled jizz?

Costs you less than a fiver, but make sure you put cling film over the top when you put it in the fridge

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"I like Christmas jumper however I overspent last year and got Torn to shreds lol "

charity shop !! .. u will probably get change !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Cherry (flavoured) Joss-stick

Condoms (Jumbo)

Ceramic Jar (to put condoms in)

But best of all....

Circle Jerk.

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By *hattyman80 OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport


"Lol they'll be no P45. I can't remember who said it yesterday but someone said if I could do his job better I would. Well unfortunate I can't apply for his job but I have decided to start my own consultancy in 2013

Consultancy... hmmm now there's a euphemism for work if I ever heard one... unless you're a Dr."

I'm a ClinPsyD which is a doctor of psychology

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