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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the -Friday Nocturnal Thread©™- hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say hello. Tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome - so join the midnight fellowship with alacrity, don't be shy, be superfly, and come and say Hi.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Good evening Nero Sir

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Good evening.•°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero Sir "

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening.•°°"

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: a gift box of your favourite cocktail, wine or beer.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good evening Nero Sir

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!"

Do Guinness do a Vintage case haha

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero Sir

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!

Do Guinness do a Vintage case haha "

I'll move heaven and earth to find you some.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"Good evening.•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: a gift box of your favourite cocktail, wine or beer."

How are you...?

Can you choose for me.•°°?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Superfly? What year is this?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Superfly? What year is this? "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Inåswingdress!

You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You win a Gold Tier prize: a signature bottle of your most favourite drink (or filter coffee).

How did you end up here? Did you take a wrong turn at the Boulevard of Virus Threads? In any case you're most welcome! X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening.•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: a gift box of your favourite cocktail, wine or beer.

How are you...?

Can you choose for me.•°°? "

I've already chosen, Püddlës. Do you like to get wet?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Superfly? What year is this?

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Inåswingdress!

You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You win a Gold Tier prize: a signature bottle of your most favourite drink (or filter coffee).

How did you end up here? Did you take a wrong turn at the Boulevard of Virus Threads? In any case you're most welcome! X"

I'll put a raincheck on that coffee

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, I went to work. Busy morning/early afternoon. Then I went for more exciting hospital tests, involving catheters and watersports. Not so much fun

This evening, I met a friend for tea in a local Greek taverna and then we popped into a bar for a lemonade or two. Just arrived home now. Back to the bar in the morning because there's a birthday party going on in the "day" version of the venue!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, I went to work. Busy morning/early afternoon. Then I went for more exciting hospital tests, involving catheters and watersports. Not so much fun

This evening, I met a friend for tea in a local Greek taverna and then we popped into a bar for a lemonade or two. Just arrived home now. Back to the bar in the morning because there's a birthday party going on in the "day" version of the venue! "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC²

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: a half-bottle of your most favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage.

And yet again you've been busy today, my resident raconteur!

Will there be lashings of ginger beer, jelly and ice cream at said Buffdåy party tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eventide one and all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, I went to work. Busy morning/early afternoon. Then I went for more exciting hospital tests, involving catheters and watersports. Not so much fun

This evening, I met a friend for tea in a local Greek taverna and then we popped into a bar for a lemonade or two. Just arrived home now. Back to the bar in the morning because there's a birthday party going on in the "day" version of the venue!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC²

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: a half-bottle of your most favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage.

And yet again you've been busy today, my resident raconteur!

Will there be lashings of ginger beer, jelly and ice cream at said Buffdåy party tomorrow?

"

I have no idea about the party food, but I know one of the Dads is in charge. I'm sure ice cream will feature somewhere!

We had quite a nice evening, though we felt a bit old in the bar, among the youths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, I went to work. Busy morning/early afternoon. Then I went for more exciting hospital tests, involving catheters and watersports. Not so much fun

This evening, I met a friend for tea in a local Greek taverna and then we popped into a bar for a lemonade or two. Just arrived home now. Back to the bar in the morning because there's a birthday party going on in the "day" version of the venue!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC²

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: a half-bottle of your most favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage.

And yet again you've been busy today, my resident raconteur!

Will there be lashings of ginger beer, jelly and ice cream at said Buffdåy party tomorrow?

I have no idea about the party food, but I know one of the Dads is in charge. I'm sure ice cream will feature somewhere!

We had quite a nice evening, though we felt a bit old in the bar, among the youths "

Blooming eck there's no hope for me then

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Superfly? What year is this?

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Inåswingdress!

You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You win a Gold Tier prize: a signature bottle of your most favourite drink (or filter coffee).

How did you end up here? Did you take a wrong turn at the Boulevard of Virus Threads? In any case you're most welcome! X

I'll put a raincheck on that coffee "

°

How about the cash equivalent?? It'll pay for the gas and electric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening you lovely lot

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

Good evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, I went to work. Busy morning/early afternoon. Then I went for more exciting hospital tests, involving catheters and watersports. Not so much fun

This evening, I met a friend for tea in a local Greek taverna and then we popped into a bar for a lemonade or two. Just arrived home now. Back to the bar in the morning because there's a birthday party going on in the "day" version of the venue!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC²

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: a half-bottle of your most favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage.

And yet again you've been busy today, my resident raconteur!

Will there be lashings of ginger beer, jelly and ice cream at said Buffdåy party tomorrow?

I have no idea about the party food, but I know one of the Dads is in charge. I'm sure ice cream will feature somewhere!

We had quite a nice evening, though we felt a bit old in the bar, among the youths "

One of the Dads is in charge, eh?? You filthy so and so. Do you prefer assertive school Dads?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, I went to work. Busy morning/early afternoon. Then I went for more exciting hospital tests, involving catheters and watersports. Not so much fun

This evening, I met a friend for tea in a local Greek taverna and then we popped into a bar for a lemonade or two. Just arrived home now. Back to the bar in the morning because there's a birthday party going on in the "day" version of the venue!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC²

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: a half-bottle of your most favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage.

And yet again you've been busy today, my resident raconteur!

Will there be lashings of ginger beer, jelly and ice cream at said Buffdåy party tomorrow?

I have no idea about the party food, but I know one of the Dads is in charge. I'm sure ice cream will feature somewhere!

We had quite a nice evening, though we felt a bit old in the bar, among the youths

One of the Dads is in charge, eh?? You filthy so and so. Do you prefer assertive school Dads?"

I'm not sure these Dads swing that way

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good eventide one and all "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Møllêrs!!

You are tonight's 5th poster!

You win a Bronze Tier prize: a glass of your most desired tipple, from the vintage collection.

Are you well this evening?

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By *aughtyTwo8488Couple
over a year ago

derby

Evening everyone!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Good evening Nerø & all other Nocturnalers.

How we all doing? X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, I went to work. Busy morning/early afternoon. Then I went for more exciting hospital tests, involving catheters and watersports. Not so much fun

This evening, I met a friend for tea in a local Greek taverna and then we popped into a bar for a lemonade or two. Just arrived home now. Back to the bar in the morning because there's a birthday party going on in the "day" version of the venue!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC²

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: a half-bottle of your most favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage.

And yet again you've been busy today, my resident raconteur!

Will there be lashings of ginger beer, jelly and ice cream at said Buffdåy party tomorrow?

I have no idea about the party food, but I know one of the Dads is in charge. I'm sure ice cream will feature somewhere!

We had quite a nice evening, though we felt a bit old in the bar, among the youths

Blooming eck there's no hope for me then "

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You and me both! ....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening you lovely lot "

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nerø & all other Nocturnalers.

How we all doing? X"

Check you, Ms. Sex Bomb

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, I went to work. Busy morning/early afternoon. Then I went for more exciting hospital tests, involving catheters and watersports. Not so much fun

This evening, I met a friend for tea in a local Greek taverna and then we popped into a bar for a lemonade or two. Just arrived home now. Back to the bar in the morning because there's a birthday party going on in the "day" version of the venue!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC²

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: a half-bottle of your most favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage.

And yet again you've been busy today, my resident raconteur!

Will there be lashings of ginger beer, jelly and ice cream at said Buffdåy party tomorrow?

I have no idea about the party food, but I know one of the Dads is in charge. I'm sure ice cream will feature somewhere!

We had quite a nice evening, though we felt a bit old in the bar, among the youths

One of the Dads is in charge, eh?? You filthy so and so. Do you prefer assertive school Dads?

I'm not sure these Dads swing that way "

Did you say "Swing"??? She was here a few moments ago but she's gone for a stand up wee. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2"

Mmmm...coffee

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Råfêx_!

You are tonight's 7th poster!

You win....my heartfelt eternal gratitude for joining this evening's wonderful Nocturnal fellowship of salacious kinksters.

Welcome to the Noc'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eventide one and all

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Møllêrs!!

You are tonight's 5th poster!

You win a Bronze Tier prize: a glass of your most desired tipple, from the vintage collection.

Are you well this evening?"

I will have half of EPA thank you my good friend.

I am good thank you my fine chap just chilling out with said EPA and some Opera music

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good evening Nero Sir

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!

Do Guinness do a Vintage case haha

I'll move heaven and earth to find you some."

A paid trip to the Guiness factory will do

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Nerø & all other Nocturnalers.

How we all doing? X

Check you, Ms. Sex Bomb "

Hahaha! Just trying out new things, KC xx

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'm sitting by the fire, cat on lap, cashmere jumper firmly on, glass of chilled rosé in hand, feeling warm,autumnal, elderly, and thoroughly un-Fridaylike.

Good evening, you delicious lot.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"Good evening.•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: a gift box of your favourite cocktail, wine or beer.

How are you...?

Can you choose for me.•°°?

I've already chosen, Püddlës. Do you like to get wet? "

Of course I like to get wet.•°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening everyone!"

By the grace of Gød, welcome to the Nocturnal -NaughtyTwo8488-.

Good evening to you!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nerø & all other Nocturnalers.

How we all doing? X

Check you, Ms. Sex Bomb

Hahaha! Just trying out new things, KC xx"

Looks like you were all tied up, for sure

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Nerø & all other Nocturnalers.

How we all doing? X

Check you, Ms. Sex Bomb

Hahaha! Just trying out new things, KC xx

Looks like you were all tied up, for sure "

I was xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nerø & all other Nocturnalers.

How we all doing? X"

My dårling RêdV. A very happy Boxing Day birthday! You are grinning like the Wirral Cat. How was Caledonia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi saveloy

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By *aughtyTwo8488Couple
over a year ago

derby


"Evening everyone!

By the grace of Gød, welcome to the Nocturnal -NaughtyTwo8488-.

Good evening to you! "

Why thank you, did we miss out on the prizes? Will have to try harder next time

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee "

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think. "

Cheers ears

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good eventide one and all

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Møllêrs!!

You are tonight's 5th poster!

You win a Bronze Tier prize: a glass of your most desired tipple, from the vintage collection.

Are you well this evening?

I will have half of EPA thank you my good friend.

I am good thank you my fine chap just chilling out with said EPA and some Opera music "

°

Øprah Winfrey???

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero Sir

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!

Do Guinness do a Vintage case haha

I'll move heaven and earth to find you some.

A paid trip to the Guiness factory will do "

Sod that; I'll just give you the cash equivalent!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think. "

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone!!

Hope you all had an splendid day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eventide one and all

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Møllêrs!!

You are tonight's 5th poster!

You win a Bronze Tier prize: a glass of your most desired tipple, from the vintage collection.

Are you well this evening?

I will have half of EPA thank you my good friend.

I am good thank you my fine chap just chilling out with said EPA and some Opera music

°

Øprah Winfrey??? "

Not quite my good chap... though it has now been brought to a faster beat

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm sitting by the fire, cat on lap, cashmere jumper firmly on, glass of chilled rosé in hand, feeling warm,autumnal, elderly, and thoroughly un-Fridaylike.

Good evening, you delicious lot."

Gøød Evening Elephantis! He's our new resident thesp', scholar, sesquipedalian wordsmith. He's also a purveyor of the most cherubic face.

Pull up a Chesterfield, I'll take your pea coat...and enjoy the Noc'.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nerø & all other Nocturnalers.

How we all doing? X

Check you, Ms. Sex Bomb

Hahaha! Just trying out new things, KC xx

Looks like you were all tied up, for sure

I was xx"

She's still learning the ropes. She's on a shibari-safari.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is "

I tried that once, just to say I had, expecting it to be hype. It was gorgeous.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I'm sitting by the fire, cat on lap, cashmere jumper firmly on, glass of chilled rosé in hand, feeling warm,autumnal, elderly, and thoroughly un-Fridaylike.

Good evening, you delicious lot.

Gøød Evening Elephantis! He's our new resident thesp', scholar, sesquipedalian wordsmith. He's also a purveyor of the most cherubic face.

Pull up a Chesterfield, I'll take your pea coat...and enjoy the Noc'."

You are altogether too charming for your own good. No wonder everyone adores you. Thank you. I shall enjoy it all very much.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oi oi saveloy"

Gooooood Evening Mister Kint, how are y....now just a moment!, you doppelganger! You've been here before under a different guise!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening.•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: a gift box of your favourite cocktail, wine or beer.

How are you...?

Can you choose for me.•°°?

I've already chosen, Püddlës. Do you like to get wet?

Of course I like to get wet.•°°"

When are we scheduled for our next NakedTwister session?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening everyone!

By the grace of Gød, welcome to the Nocturnal -NaughtyTwo8488-.

Good evening to you!

Why thank you, did we miss out on the prizes? Will have to try harder next time"

You did miss out. I'm ever so sorry but my bag of gifts hath expired. I'll be hosting the Noc' once again very soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi oi saveloy

Gooooood Evening Mister Kint, how are y....now just a moment!, you doppelganger! You've been here before under a different guise!"

shhhhh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good evening Nero Sir

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!

Do Guinness do a Vintage case haha

I'll move heaven and earth to find you some.

A paid trip to the Guiness factory will do

Sod that; I'll just give you the cash equivalent! "

Deal haha

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is "

Yes, I'm well aware of that. However, you have to cut through Indonesian rainforests to harvest even the miniscule of civet droppings. It's not eco friendly.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone!!

Hope you all had an splendid day!!

"

°

Nocturnal felicitations, FløR.

We've all had a rather magnificent day. We're all just lounging about and reading Oscar Wilde epigrams to each other.

How are you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is

Yes, I'm well aware of that. However, you have to cut through Indonesian rainforests to harvest even the miniscule of civet droppings. It's not eco friendly."

I've never tried it. Aside anything else, I'm quite happy with my instant Colombian stuff from Sainsbury's. It's fair trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is

Yes, I'm well aware of that. However, you have to cut through Indonesian rainforests to harvest even the miniscule of civet droppings. It's not eco friendly."

And probably tastes like S@@t

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oi oi saveloy

Gooooood Evening Mister Kint, how are y....now just a moment!, you doppelganger! You've been here before under a different guise!shhhhh"

You're a scoundrel of the highest order and the lowest of sensibilities!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is

Yes, I'm well aware of that. However, you have to cut through Indonesian rainforests to harvest even the miniscule of civet droppings. It's not eco friendly.

I've never tried it. Aside anything else, I'm quite happy with my instant Colombian stuff from Sainsbury's. It's fair trade "

In my next life I want to be your sleeve because you've always got an endless supply of quips up there for me!

#WhatsWrongWithWaitrose?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero Sir

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!

Do Guinness do a Vintage case haha

I'll move heaven and earth to find you some.

A paid trip to the Guiness factory will do

Sod that; I'll just give you the cash equivalent!

Deal haha "

°

It's what you were hankering for all along, you juvenile upstart!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi oi saveloy

Gooooood Evening Mister Kint, how are y....now just a moment!, you doppelganger! You've been here before under a different guise!shhhhh

You're a scoundrel of the highest order and the lowest of sensibilities!"

How dare you……..I have never been so………….well complimented in my life.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"Good evening.•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: a gift box of your favourite cocktail, wine or beer.

How are you...?

Can you choose for me.•°°?

I've already chosen, Püddlës. Do you like to get wet?

Of course I like to get wet.•°°

When are we scheduled for our next NakedTwister session? "

In about 2 hours.•°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oi oi saveloy

Gooooood Evening Mister Kint, how are y....now just a moment!, you doppelganger! You've been here before under a different guise!shhhhh

You're a scoundrel of the highest order and the lowest of sensibilities!

How dare you……..I have never been so………….well complimented in my life. "

Hahaha!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is

Yes, I'm well aware of that. However, you have to cut through Indonesian rainforests to harvest even the miniscule of civet droppings. It's not eco friendly.

I've never tried it. Aside anything else, I'm quite happy with my instant Colombian stuff from Sainsbury's. It's fair trade

In my next life I want to be your sleeve because you've always got an endless supply of quips up there for me!

#WhatsWrongWithWaitrose?"

#WedonthaveWaitrose

I also don't have much up my (short) sleeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening.•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: a gift box of your favourite cocktail, wine or beer.

How are you...?

Can you choose for me.•°°?

I've already chosen, Püddlës. Do you like to get wet?

Of course I like to get wet.•°°

When are we scheduled for our next NakedTwister session?

In about 2 hours.•°° "

Okay but whose turn is it to spin the bott... I mean the spinny thing...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Nerø & all other Nocturnalers.

How we all doing? X

My dårling RêdV. A very happy Boxing Day birthday! You are grinning like the Wirral Cat. How was Caledonia? "

Scotland is, as ever, beautiful Nerø. I am having the most wonderful time, but it's nearly home time

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you promoted yourself to God tier?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Have you promoted yourself to God tier?"

Yes, this is the apotheosis of Nero †

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Good, lovely evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Have you promoted yourself to God tier?

Yes, this is the apotheosis of Nero † "

But you're my Demeter.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Have you promoted yourself to God tier?

Yes, this is the apotheosis of Nero † "

I would have thought that happened in bed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Have you promoted yourself to God tier?

Yes, this is the apotheosis of Nero †

But you're my Demeter."

Because grain makes beer I'm guessing

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Does anyone have a biscuit? I feel in need of a dunking.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good, lovely evening all "

Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings FØrbidden—eaSt. Are you well this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a biscuit? I feel in need of a dunking."

We've got custard creams or ginger nuts

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Have you promoted yourself to God tier?

Yes, this is the apotheosis of Nero †

But you're my Demeter.

Because grain makes beer I'm guessing "

I do love a nice Classical reference.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good evening Nero Sir

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!

Do Guinness do a Vintage case haha

I'll move heaven and earth to find you some.

A paid trip to the Guiness factory will do

Sod that; I'll just give you the cash equivalent!

Deal haha

°

It's what you were hankering for all along, you juvenile upstart!! "

I'm older than you

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Does anyone have a biscuit? I feel in need of a dunking.

We've got custard creams or ginger nuts "

You are even dreamier than you look!

Might I be greedy and take both?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Does anyone have a biscuit? I feel in need of a dunking."

Carr's water biscuits. Yet I fear this isn't what you really desire...It pairs well with some Manchego cheese and quince paste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a biscuit? I feel in need of a dunking.

We've got custard creams or ginger nuts

You are even dreamier than you look!

Might I be greedy and take both?"

Shucks

Dig in!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero Sir

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!

Do Guinness do a Vintage case haha

I'll move heaven and earth to find you some.

A paid trip to the Guiness factory will do

Sod that; I'll just give you the cash equivalent!

Deal haha

°

It's what you were hankering for all along, you juvenile upstart!!

I'm older than you "

You're a resplendent octogenarian.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm listening to Captain Sensible. ¶¶...¶¶_¶

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Does anyone have a biscuit? I feel in need of a dunking.

Carr's water biscuits. Yet I fear this isn't what you really desire...It pairs well with some Manchego cheese and quince paste."

It does indeed. As do ripe figs, black pepper, and Muscat grapes.

They don't lend themselves quite so well to dunking, though.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good evening Nero Sir

Well I do declare!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Grumpy!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a limited edition vintage case of your favourite tipple.

Thanks for stopping by my pedigree chum!

Do Guinness do a Vintage case haha

I'll move heaven and earth to find you some.

A paid trip to the Guiness factory will do

Sod that; I'll just give you the cash equivalent!

Deal haha

°

It's what you were hankering for all along, you juvenile upstart!!

I'm older than you

You're a resplendent octogenarian. "

Oi calm down you git

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Have you promoted yourself to God tier?

Yes, this is the apotheosis of Nero †

I would have thought that happened in bed "

I have a design for you....post STP...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is

Yes, I'm well aware of that. However, you have to cut through Indonesian rainforests to harvest even the miniscule of civet droppings. It's not eco friendly.

And probably tastes like S@@t "

I wonder if Co-Op sell this (shït) in their speciality food aisle...?

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By *oungcurious9Man
over a year ago

clonmel, Waterford

I'm so confused by this thread

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening.•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: a gift box of your favourite cocktail, wine or beer.

How are you...?

Can you choose for me.•°°?

I've already chosen, Püddlës. Do you like to get wet?

Of course I like to get wet.•°°

When are we scheduled for our next NakedTwister session?

In about 2 hours.•°°

Okay but whose turn is it to spin the bott... I mean the spinny thing... "

Not sure. We don't really play it; we just make love on the mat.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I'm so confused by this thread "

The confusion is the thread.

The thread is the confusion.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is

Yes, I'm well aware of that. However, you have to cut through Indonesian rainforests to harvest even the miniscule of civet droppings. It's not eco friendly.

I've never tried it. Aside anything else, I'm quite happy with my instant Colombian stuff from Sainsbury's. It's fair trade

In my next life I want to be your sleeve because you've always got an endless supply of quips up there for me!

#WhatsWrongWithWaitrose?

#WedonthaveWaitrose

I also don't have much up my (short) sleeves "

I miss your Lab Coat photo.

And that was a hint of subtle proportions.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is

Yes, I'm well aware of that. However, you have to cut through Indonesian rainforests to harvest even the miniscule of civet droppings. It's not eco friendly.

I've never tried it. Aside anything else, I'm quite happy with my instant Colombian stuff from Sainsbury's. It's fair trade

In my next life I want to be your sleeve because you've always got an endless supply of quips up there for me!

#WhatsWrongWithWaitrose?

#WedonthaveWaitrose

I also don't have much up my (short) sleeves

I miss your Lab Coat photo.

And that was a hint of subtle proportions. "

Would you like me to put my wet splash away and get the DayWear out, Nerø?

I was formerly wearing an elbow length knitted dress, but I am now wearing very little, other than my Granny pants

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm so confused by this thread "

Good evening my young squire. Welcome to the esoteric Nocturnal thread.

Please do not worry: Élèphantis will be your minotaur and help unravel this classical thread.

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By *night98Man
over a year ago

wherever work is

Good evening im currently half way through my nightshift feel like that's going to be the only thing I'll ever say on here XD hope everyone is happy and well xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening you lovely lot

We are a lovely lot!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings...ÊuphoriaMk².

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You win a Pearl Tier prize: a hand-crafted cup of coffee x2

Mmmm...coffee

°

Indeed! For you, the most coveted Jamaican Blue Mountain™ coffee. Take a bag home and let me know what you think.

Do you not want to hand out some of that coffee that civet cats poop out?! Dead expensive stuff, that is

Yes, I'm well aware of that. However, you have to cut through Indonesian rainforests to harvest even the miniscule of civet droppings. It's not eco friendly.

I've never tried it. Aside anything else, I'm quite happy with my instant Colombian stuff from Sainsbury's. It's fair trade

In my next life I want to be your sleeve because you've always got an endless supply of quips up there for me!

#WhatsWrongWithWaitrose?

#WedonthaveWaitrose

I also don't have much up my (short) sleeves

I miss your Lab Coat photo.

And that was a hint of subtle proportions.

Would you like me to put my wet splash away and get the DayWear out, Nerø?

I was formerly wearing an elbow length knitted dress, but I am now wearing very little, other than my Granny pants "

Yes please!!! He says, hastily and as giddy as a schoolboy.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nerø & all other Nocturnalers.

How we all doing? X

My dårling RêdV. A very happy Boxing Day birthday! You are grinning like the Wirral Cat. How was Caledonia?

Scotland is, as ever, beautiful Nerø. I am having the most wonderful time, but it's nearly home time "

You'll be back in no time. Scotland is all the richer for you!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just for you, dear boy

Who'd have thunk it, a dude asking a gal to put her (covered) tits away, on a SexSite©™

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi "

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Hi

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight "

Just up to the balls tonight I’m afraid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight

Just up to the balls tonight I’m afraid "

Poor night on the razz, Rex?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening im currently half way through my nightshift feel like that's going to be the only thing I'll ever say on here XD hope everyone is happy and well xx"

Everyone give a magnanimous hello to "Knight98". He's working hard this evening and 50% through his arduous shift. We are well, thank you for asking.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Just for you, dear boy

Who'd have thunk it, a dude asking a gal to put her (covered) tits away, on a SexSite©™

"

I've seen your breasts and cleavage in real life. But that Lab coat. I'm tempted to call it a Labia coat. But I won't.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Just for you, dear boy

Who'd have thunk it, a dude asking a gal to put her (covered) tits away, on a SexSite©™

I've seen your breasts and cleavage in real life. But that Lab coat. I'm tempted to call it a Labia coat. But I won't. "

And thank you KC²!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Does anyone have a biscuit? I feel in need of a dunking.

Carr's water biscuits. Yet I fear this isn't what you really desire...It pairs well with some Manchego cheese and quince paste.

It does indeed. As do ripe figs, black pepper, and Muscat grapes.

They don't lend themselves quite so well to dunking, though."

You are truly speaking my language. It's an epicurean vernacular, spectacular!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Hi

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight

Just up to the balls tonight I’m afraid

Poor night on the razz, Rex? "

I bloody wish

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I'm so confused by this thread

Good evening my young squire. Welcome to the esoteric Nocturnal thread.

Please do not worry: Élèphantis will be your minotaur and help unravel this classical thread."

It is more House of Leaves than Ovid, and the thread needs an Ariadne.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi "

Hello Rêx! Sorry for late response. Are you well? Thank you for popping your head 'round Studio Nøcturnal. Stay a while.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight

Just up to the balls tonight I’m afraid

Poor night on the razz, Rex?

I bloody wish "

Did someone actually do The Sex with you? Are you okay? Need a hug? *KissFace*

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight

Just up to the balls tonight I’m afraid

Poor night on the razz, Rex?

I bloody wish

Did someone actually do The Sex with you? Are you okay? Need a hug? *KissFace*"

I offered to shag him KC, but he turned me down. AGAIN!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Hi

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight

Just up to the balls tonight I’m afraid

Poor night on the razz, Rex?

I bloody wish

Did someone actually do The Sex with you? Are you okay? Need a hug? *KissFace*"

People Doing The Sex is a silly urban myth.

If People Did The Sex they wouldn't have time to bring up children. And yet children exist.

QED.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight

Just up to the balls tonight I’m afraid

Poor night on the razz, Rex?

I bloody wish "

He's been sipping Rex on the Beach.

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By *night98Man
over a year ago

wherever work is


"Good evening im currently half way through my nightshift feel like that's going to be the only thing I'll ever say on here XD hope everyone is happy and well xx

Everyone give a magnanimous hello to "Knight98". He's working hard this evening and 50% through his arduous shift. We are well, thank you for asking. "

Thanks 15 hour shift this time be glad to be heading back to the hotel in the morning anybody else working nights?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm so confused by this thread

Good evening my young squire. Welcome to the esoteric Nocturnal thread.

Please do not worry: Élèphantis will be your minotaur and help unravel this classical thread.

It is more House of Leaves than Ovid, and the thread needs an Ariadne."

We studied this at the local Sikh Temple. It's a turban myth.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Goodness me! Am I too late to join???

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening im currently half way through my nightshift feel like that's going to be the only thing I'll ever say on here XD hope everyone is happy and well xx

Everyone give a magnanimous hello to "Knight98". He's working hard this evening and 50% through his arduous shift. We are well, thank you for asking.

Thanks 15 hour shift this time be glad to be heading back to the hotel in the morning anybody else working nights?"

You'll find a few Nocturnal versus Crepuscular folk on here. Lurking. You're not alone.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Goodness me! Am I too late to join??? "

Never darling. I've kept your Martin Miller's Gin on ice and my Monkey 47 in the chiller.

You've graced my presence and now my evening begins.

Oh, by the way- have you seen Mrs KC's Lab Coat? It's a veritable filth-fest.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight

Just up to the balls tonight I’m afraid

Poor night on the razz, Rex?

I bloody wish

Did someone actually do The Sex with you? Are you okay? Need a hug? *KissFace*

I offered to shag him KC, but he turned me down. AGAIN! "

How jolly rude!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Loving the precise gin references. I was a member of the Monthly Gin Club for a year or two. Some amazing gins from all over the world.

But I still think Gin Mare and The Botanist are my favourites.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

My goodness! I lost track of time!

We've gone past the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.¹° hrs.... And it's the 1st of Coctober!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My libations tonight...fluffernutter fools gold 8% pints .3 deep feeling tipsy peanut butter hefewisen.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Loving the precise gin references. I was a member of the Monthly Gin Club for a year or two. Some amazing gins from all over the world.

But I still think Gin Mare and The Botanist are my favourites."

I am aware of the former but not the latter, thank you. I recommend Brecon Gin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With marshmallow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Goodness me! Am I too late to join???

Never darling. I've kept your Martin Miller's Gin on ice and my Monkey 47 in the chiller.

You've graced my presence and now my evening begins.

Oh, by the way- have you seen Mrs KC's Lab Coat? It's a veritable filth-fest."

I do have a very filthy lab coat, actually. It's got crude oil on it.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi

^^^He's been to the Cock and Balls tonight

Just up to the balls tonight I’m afraid

Poor night on the razz, Rex?

I bloody wish

Did someone actually do The Sex with you? Are you okay? Need a hug? *KissFace*

I offered to shag him KC, but he turned me down. AGAIN!

How jolly rude! "

KC², you're wearing a Lab Coat, therefore can you please LABotomise Rex for turning down RêdV. Thanks. Love you. Bye.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Loving the precise gin references. I was a member of the Monthly Gin Club for a year or two. Some amazing gins from all over the world.

But I still think Gin Mare and The Botanist are my favourites.

I am aware of the former but not the latter, thank you. I recommend Brecon Gin..."

Thank you, too! I shall look out for it.

The Botanist is from Islay: delicious, and different.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"My libations tonight...fluffernutter fools gold 8% pints .3 deep feeling tipsy peanut butter hefewisen. "

Good evening Blü¹986. Are you coherent enough to catch up on this thread? I'll be testing you later. Enjoy the Noc'.

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By *night98Man
over a year ago

wherever work is


"Good evening im currently half way through my nightshift feel like that's going to be the only thing I'll ever say on here XD hope everyone is happy and well xx

Everyone give a magnanimous hello to "Knight98". He's working hard this evening and 50% through his arduous shift. We are well, thank you for asking.

Thanks 15 hour shift this time be glad to be heading back to the hotel in the morning anybody else working nights?

You'll find a few Nocturnal versus Crepuscular folk on here. Lurking. You're not alone. "

I am in awe of your vocabulary makes me very happy to witness I got pulled aside one time at work and was told I had to "use smaller words" I generally do use a simpler vocabulary when it comes to d*unk people on the doors but I should be able to talk however I wish when it comes to coworkers and such.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Goodness me! Am I too late to join???

Never darling. I've kept your Martin Miller's Gin on ice and my Monkey 47 in the chiller.

You've graced my presence and now my evening begins.

Oh, by the way- have you seen Mrs KC's Lab Coat? It's a veritable filth-fest."

Phew! We’ve been celebrating with my parents! It’s their 55th wedding anniversary.

Left them alone for a smooch, got home, got naked and then realised the time!

I have seen Mrs KC’s lab coat! Fit! Are we talking about her like she’s not here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening night owl's. Hope some of you are still up.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Goodness me! Am I too late to join???

Never darling. I've kept your Martin Miller's Gin on ice and my Monkey 47 in the chiller.

You've graced my presence and now my evening begins.

Oh, by the way- have you seen Mrs KC's Lab Coat? It's a veritable filth-fest.

Phew! We’ve been celebrating with my parents! It’s their 55th wedding anniversary.

Left them alone for a smooch, got home, got naked and then realised the time!

I have seen Mrs KC’s lab coat! Fit! Are we talking about her like she’s not here? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy busy week, ending with a busy busy day. Two words: Month End

Finished at 7pm.

Picked up little legs at 9pm from work.

Home at 9:30. Tea and a few glasses of wine

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Loving the precise gin references. I was a member of the Monthly Gin Club for a year or two. Some amazing gins from all over the world.

But I still think Gin Mare and The Botanist are my favourites.

I am aware of the former but not the latter, thank you. I recommend Brecon Gin...

Thank you, too! I shall look out for it.

The Botanist is from Islay: delicious, and different."

I'm going to see if they have this on Waitrose Online or Ocado.

Don't tell KC², they don't have Waitrose in her neck o' the woods.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Loving the precise gin references. I was a member of the Monthly Gin Club for a year or two. Some amazing gins from all over the world.

But I still think Gin Mare and The Botanist are my favourites.

I am aware of the former but not the latter, thank you. I recommend Brecon Gin...

Thank you, too! I shall look out for it.

The Botanist is from Islay: delicious, and different.

I'm going to see if they have this on Waitrose Online or Ocado.

Don't tell KC², they don't have Waitrose in her neck o' the woods."

We have Ocado. But Waitrose is a Cheshire thing

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening im currently half way through my nightshift feel like that's going to be the only thing I'll ever say on here XD hope everyone is happy and well xx

Everyone give a magnanimous hello to "Knight98". He's working hard this evening and 50% through his arduous shift. We are well, thank you for asking.

Thanks 15 hour shift this time be glad to be heading back to the hotel in the morning anybody else working nights?

You'll find a few Nocturnal versus Crepuscular folk on here. Lurking. You're not alone.

I am in awe of your vocabulary makes me very happy to witness I got pulled aside one time at work and was told I had to "use smaller words" I generally do use a simpler vocabulary when it comes to d*unk people on the doors but I should be able to talk however I wish when it comes to coworkers and such."

I completely agree. Be yourself. Always.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Goodness me! Am I too late to join???

Never darling. I've kept your Martin Miller's Gin on ice and my Monkey 47 in the chiller.

You've graced my presence and now my evening begins.

Oh, by the way- have you seen Mrs KC's Lab Coat? It's a veritable filth-fest.

Phew! We’ve been celebrating with my parents! It’s their 55th wedding anniversary.

Left them alone for a smooch, got home, got naked and then realised the time!

I have seen Mrs KC’s lab coat! Fit! Are we talking about her like she’s not here? "

°

Has KC² ever been here? She may be an erotic apparition with an apparatus.

Congratulations to your parent's 55th anniversary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My libations tonight...fluffernutter fools gold 8% pints .3 deep feeling tipsy peanut butter hefewisen.

Good evening Blü¹986. Are you coherent enough to catch up on this thread? I'll be testing you later. Enjoy the Noc'."

in probably not

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening night owl's. Hope some of you are still up. "

Good evening DÇM8²! We are still up. It's the ¹st of Cøcktober and we're celebrating the new month.

Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening night owl's. Hope some of you are still up.

Good evening DÇM8²! We are still up. It's the ¹st of Cøcktober and we're celebrating the new month.

Are you well?"

Cocktober??? Well I am now

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Loving the precise gin references. I was a member of the Monthly Gin Club for a year or two. Some amazing gins from all over the world.

But I still think Gin Mare and The Botanist are my favourites.

I am aware of the former but not the latter, thank you. I recommend Brecon Gin...

Thank you, too! I shall look out for it.

The Botanist is from Islay: delicious, and different.

I'm going to see if they have this on Waitrose Online or Ocado.

Don't tell KC², they don't have Waitrose in her neck o' the woods.

We have Ocado. But Waitrose is a Cheshire thing "

Do you have a Fortnum & Mason concessions in the shire of Ches'?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Busy busy week, ending with a busy busy day. Two words: Month End

Finished at 7pm.

Picked up little legs at 9pm from work.

Home at 9:30. Tea and a few glasses of wine "

My dear little lambs, grindnbump. You seem to have had a full day on full throttle. You've earned your evening. Enjoy the wine and enjoy the Noc'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments. "

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe???

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm so confused by this thread

Good evening my young squire. Welcome to the esoteric Nocturnal thread.

Please do not worry: Élèphantis will be your minotaur and help unravel this classical thread."

Or there's always Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe??? "

lol I love ""Swing dancing"

Big band era.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Nero et al. And night all!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm so confused by this thread

Good evening my young squire. Welcome to the esoteric Nocturnal thread.

Please do not worry: Élèphantis will be your minotaur and help unravel this classical thread.

Or there's always Google "

Have you just been for a stand up wee?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero et al. And night all! "

°

Good evening Ïvänä. Have you just got home on the iconic red London night bus?

In any case, welcome and goodnight. Xxxx...Zzzzzz²

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By *night98Man
over a year ago

wherever work is


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments. "

Had to go look myself cause of this his pics look like they could be front page of a magazine... or a cover of a steamy novel

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe??? "

°

I agree. He does. He's now gone from Nero-To-Zero....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Loving the precise gin references. I was a member of the Monthly Gin Club for a year or two. Some amazing gins from all over the world.

But I still think Gin Mare and The Botanist are my favourites.

I am aware of the former but not the latter, thank you. I recommend Brecon Gin...

Thank you, too! I shall look out for it.

The Botanist is from Islay: delicious, and different.

I'm going to see if they have this on Waitrose Online or Ocado.

Don't tell KC², they don't have Waitrose in her neck o' the woods.

We have Ocado. But Waitrose is a Cheshire thing

Do you have a Fortnum & Mason concessions in the shire of Ches'? "

I wouldn't have a clue! We reside in a different Shire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero.. Dizzy, Louis, Miles or Davis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nero.. Dizzy, Louis, Miles or Davis

"

sorry forgot Maynard

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Good evening Nero and everyone else..my first venture into the nocturnal thread.. Don't be gentle..I can handle it. Do you serve drinks per chance?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm so confused by this thread

Good evening my young squire. Welcome to the esoteric Nocturnal thread.

Please do not worry: Élèphantis will be your minotaur and help unravel this classical thread.

Or there's always Google

Have you just been for a stand up wee? "

That would end very badly.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Nero.. Dizzy, Louis, Miles or Davis

sorry forgot Maynard "

Chet Baker, if I'm allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe???

°

I agree. He does. He's now gone from Nero-To-Zero.... "

Awww. You'll always be my NERO. lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Had to go look myself cause of this his pics look like they could be front page of a magazine... or a cover of a steamy novel "

You're very kind!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero and everyone else..my first venture into the nocturnal thread.. Don't be gentle..I can handle it. Do you serve drinks per chance?"

He's not fully clothed. He Nekked. He's Nêkked Jâck. And this evening we are bestowing upon him the warmest of welcomes.

We do indeed serve drinks? What will you imbibe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Had to go look myself cause of this his pics look like they could be front page of a magazine... or a cover of a steamy novel

You're very kind! "

honestly I am impressed too

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe???

°

I agree. He does. He's now gone from Nero-To-Zero....

Awww. You'll always be my NERO. lol "

That's a fine shirt sir! I like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe???

°

I agree. He does. He's now gone from Nero-To-Zero.... "

Mr Nero! As I have total shoe envy. Weird I know yes.. Wondering what mr Nero thinks of my shoes.

Please humour my weird shoe obsession just this once and I promise to go away.

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Good evening Nero and everyone else..my first venture into the nocturnal thread.. Don't be gentle..I can handle it. Do you serve drinks per chance?

He's not fully clothed. He Nekked. He's Nêkked Jâck. And this evening we are bestowing upon him the warmest of welcomes.

We do indeed serve drinks? What will you imbibe?"

Your finest, most expensive single malt whisky...please.

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By *night98Man
over a year ago

wherever work is


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Had to go look myself cause of this his pics look like they could be front page of a magazine... or a cover of a steamy novel

You're very kind! honestly I am impressed too "

They really are feel inadequate in comparison XD might need to hire a professional photographer myself in order to jazz up my photos Might see a little more for traffic XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol nero just moved up the hotness scale with his unnoticed hidden talents

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe???

°

I agree. He does. He's now gone from Nero-To-Zero....

Mr Nero! As I have total shoe envy. Weird I know yes.. Wondering what mr Nero thinks of my shoes.

Please humour my weird shoe obsession just this once and I promise to go away. "

No, please don't go away. I love your shoes. They're splendid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero and everyone else..my first venture into the nocturnal thread.. Don't be gentle..I can handle it. Do you serve drinks per chance?

He's not fully clothed. He Nekked. He's Nêkked Jâck. And this evening we are bestowing upon him the warmest of welcomes.

We do indeed serve drinks? What will you imbibe?

Your finest, most expensive single malt whisky...please."

Whats your preference sir? Lowland, Highland, speyside, or an island malt to categories but a few?

May I offer you a balvienie 12yr old Caribbean cask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe???

°

I agree. He does. He's now gone from Nero-To-Zero....

Mr Nero! As I have total shoe envy. Weird I know yes.. Wondering what mr Nero thinks of my shoes.

Please humour my weird shoe obsession just this once and I promise to go away.

No, please don't go away. I love your shoes. They're splendid! "

Why thank you kindly ole shoe GOD. Your approval means a lot

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero and everyone else..my first venture into the nocturnal thread.. Don't be gentle..I can handle it. Do you serve drinks per chance?

He's not fully clothed. He Nekked. He's Nêkked Jâck. And this evening we are bestowing upon him the warmest of welcomes.

We do indeed serve drinks? What will you imbibe?

Your finest, most expensive single malt whisky...please."

One double Lagavulin coming up. It's rather 'peaty' by hopefully you'll like it.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe???

°

I agree. He does. He's now gone from Nero-To-Zero....

Mr Nero! As I have total shoe envy. Weird I know yes.. Wondering what mr Nero thinks of my shoes.

Please humour my weird shoe obsession just this once and I promise to go away.

No, please don't go away. I love your shoes. They're splendid!

Why thank you kindly ole shoe GOD. Your approval means a lot "

Not at all. You're first amongst equals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero and everyone else..my first venture into the nocturnal thread.. Don't be gentle..I can handle it. Do you serve drinks per chance?

He's not fully clothed. He Nekked. He's Nêkked Jâck. And this evening we are bestowing upon him the warmest of welcomes.

We do indeed serve drinks? What will you imbibe?

Your finest, most expensive single malt whisky...please.

One double Lagavulin coming up. It's rather 'peaty' by hopefully you'll like it. "

He's from Lancashire Nero. He can't handle a peaty number from islay. At least start him on a jura!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Lol nero just moved up the hotness scale with his unnoticed hidden talents "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I just looked at Nero's pics.. bravo I am a huge fan of brass instruments.

Don't you think he comes across as a bit of a trumpe???

°

I agree. He does. He's now gone from Nero-To-Zero....

Mr Nero! As I have total shoe envy. Weird I know yes.. Wondering what mr Nero thinks of my shoes.

Please humour my weird shoe obsession just this once and I promise to go away.

No, please don't go away. I love your shoes. They're splendid!

Why thank you kindly ole shoe GOD. Your approval means a lot

Not at all. You're first amongst equals. "

Stop it right now. You'll get me emotional

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