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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Right, the forums have been full of more moaning than a WI AGM without tea bags and cake recently so lets try some good old Walpol style posts. His young, honest and curious enquiring mind was very refreshing on the forums.

So ladies. How many fingers do you like inside you during foreplay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how big the fingerers fingers are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two or four finger kitkat, if said fingers are not chunky sausages

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Depends how big the fingerers fingers are "

I have nice small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends how big the fingerers fingers are

I have nice small hands "

Well you can do a four kitkat then sir xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 is the number I like to give . And I've seen a few smiles

Can't get a good rhythm going with 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends how big the fingerers fingers are

I have nice small hands "

Best remove your watch my friend

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter "

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter "

Ah yes the come hither with thumb on clit. That always makes the bed wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

Ah yes the come hither with thumb on clit. That always makes the bed wet"

You're not supposed to wet yourself

Unless WS is your thing

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders.."

*sound of door slamming and screech of tyres as a car heads toward Leicester at top speed*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

Ah yes the come hither with thumb on clit. That always makes the bed wet

You're not supposed to wet yourself

Unless WS is your thing"

Ergh. I only wet myself when I get to the bar and they have called time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders..

*sound of door slamming and screech of tyres as a car heads toward Leicester at top speed* "

Cool...I've got the fire stoking up as we speak

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I find two fingers are good while also using a little bit of your thumb and a lot of your tongue to stimulate the clitoral area. Otherwise three fingers in what I like to call the claw.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a secret! Ya have to try and find out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well "

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders..

*sound of door slamming and screech of tyres as a car heads toward Leicester at top speed*

Cool...I've got the fire stoking up as we speak "

You do know I'm a timewasting fake don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders..

*sound of door slamming and screech of tyres as a car heads toward Leicester at top speed*

Cool...I've got the fire stoking up as we speak "

Don't forget to film everything so that I can watch it later!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

"

Oh this one works for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders..

*sound of door slamming and screech of tyres as a car heads toward Leicester at top speed*

Cool...I've got the fire stoking up as we speak

You do know I'm a timewasting fake don't you? "

Yes of course, we are bloody engaged you know! tsk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends for me but Ive found lately that most guys just try to shove fingers in and expect it to get wet

I've had to stop it most times as its just too painful.

However when done right I like it to start with one or two. But have enjoyed 4 or a fist with partners.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders..

*sound of door slamming and screech of tyres as a car heads toward Leicester at top speed*

Cool...I've got the fire stoking up as we speak

Don't forget to film everything so that I can watch it later!

"

Ok sweetie..or I'll just tie him up until you come home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!"

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

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By * pool 1Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well "

Could you put it on utube need a demo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders..

*sound of door slamming and screech of tyres as a car heads toward Leicester at top speed*

Cool...I've got the fire stoking up as we speak

Don't forget to film everything so that I can watch it later!

Ok sweetie..or I'll just tie him up until you come home "

Excellent idea!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders..

*sound of door slamming and screech of tyres as a car heads toward Leicester at top speed*

Cool...I've got the fire stoking up as we speak

Don't forget to film everything so that I can watch it later!

Ok sweetie..or I'll just tie him up until you come home

Excellent idea!"

Fingers crossed it won't come to that.

see what I did there? Did you? No? ... I'm bloody wasted on you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two seems to be the prefered use for most ladies.

The old crossed fingers twist always seems to go well as does the 'come hither' g-spot massage

...now fisting is a different matter

You'd have to show me, as I don't know what you mean

Except no fisting....shudders..

*sound of door slamming and screech of tyres as a car heads toward Leicester at top speed*

Cool...I've got the fire stoking up as we speak

Don't forget to film everything so that I can watch it later!

Ok sweetie..or I'll just tie him up until you come home

Excellent idea!

Fingers crossed it won't come to that.

see what I did there? Did you? No? ... I'm bloody wasted on you lot "

Boom boom

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another"

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall. "

Personally speaking there is only one man I know who has it down to a tee

The rest are just pretenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

Could you put it on utube need a demo please "

Might need to be on red tube lol. Do you need someone to help demo it Invictus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

Could you put it on utube need a demo please

Might need to be on red tube lol. Do you need someone to help demo it Invictus? "

You're too late

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall.

Personally speaking there is only one man I know who has it down to a tee

The rest are just pretenders "

Are trying to bamboozle me by using your other profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall.

Personally speaking there is only one man I know who has it down to a tee

The rest are just pretenders "

Who? Who? I need to learn his technique!

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall.

Personally speaking there is only one man I know who has it down to a tee

The rest are just pretenders

Are trying to bamboozle me by using your other profile?"

No sorry I needed to sign into it for a certain someone

But hey not that confusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall.

Personally speaking there is only one man I know who has it down to a tee

The rest are just pretenders

Who? Who? I need to learn his technique!

M"

He's got the same initial as you

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Bloody hell? Is it Christmas?!?

Please hold caller, your call is important to us and we will personally attend to you in a moment...

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall.

Personally speaking there is only one man I know who has it down to a tee

The rest are just pretenders

Who? Who? I need to learn his technique!

M"

Here you go M:

The Corkscrew

When you use your fingers on a woman, try this next time. "The corkscrew" is when you place your middle finger over your index finger and, when penetrating a woman with your fingers, twist your wrist while making your way in and out.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall.

Personally speaking there is only one man I know who has it down to a tee

The rest are just pretenders

Who? Who? I need to learn his technique!

M

Here you go M:

The Corkscrew

When you use your fingers on a woman, try this next time. "The corkscrew" is when you place your middle finger over your index finger and, when penetrating a woman with your fingers, twist your wrist while making your way in and out."

That's the one

...oi! Hang on! They won't need us for a demo now ya plonker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

Could you put it on utube need a demo please

Might need to be on red tube lol. Do you need someone to help demo it Invictus?

You're too late "

Dammit

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see you let _nvictus off the nawty step and next thing you know he is fingering women all over the place and corkscrewing too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling "

Sounds painful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

Sounds painful! "

I vote Julie can demonstrate that one!! Hehe

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"see you let _nvictus off the nawty step and next thing you know he is fingering women all over the place and corkscrewing too lol "

*whistles innocently...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

Sounds painful!

I vote Julie can demonstrate that one!! Hehe "

Gee thanks

Give me a bit for my mouth then, got a feeling I'll need something to hold on to

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

Sounds painful!

I vote Julie can demonstrate that one!! Hehe "

Despite the sound of it it's quite pleasurable I'm told. Never done the anal pinkies bit with it though.

The lady does need to be very relaxed and wet first.

Also I have small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

Sounds painful!

I vote Julie can demonstrate that one!! Hehe

Despite the sound of it it's quite pleasurable I'm told. Never done the anal pinkies bit with it though.

The lady does need to be very relaxed and wet first.

Also I have small hands "

Hmm I'm almost tempted... does it come with the shatterproof bendy ruler deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

Sounds painful!

I vote Julie can demonstrate that one!! Hehe

Gee thanks

Give me a bit for my mouth then, got a feeling I'll need something to hold on to "

I'm letting you demonstrate because I care Julie! Not because I'm a chicken I promise lol

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall.

Personally speaking there is only one man I know who has it down to a tee

The rest are just pretenders

Who? Who? I need to learn his technique!

M

Here you go M:

The Corkscrew

When you use your fingers on a woman, try this next time. "The corkscrew" is when you place your middle finger over your index finger and, when penetrating a woman with your fingers, twist your wrist while making your way in and out."

I need a corkscrew! ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

Sounds painful!

I vote Julie can demonstrate that one!! Hehe

Gee thanks

Give me a bit for my mouth then, got a feeling I'll need something to hold on to

I'm letting you demonstrate because I care Julie! Not because I'm a chicken I promise lol "

You can be the fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

Sounds painful!

I vote Julie can demonstrate that one!! Hehe

Gee thanks

Give me a bit for my mouth then, got a feeling I'll need something to hold on to

I'm letting you demonstrate because I care Julie! Not because I'm a chicken I promise lol

You can be the fluffer "

I can think of quite a few things I'd like to fluff hehe

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Having just done a quick survey of several random lady passerbys about how many fingers they like up them, I can confirm they all demonstated by holding up two.

...if anyone is near Derby Police Station can you drop me some sandwiches off please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having just done a quick survey of several random lady passerbys about how many fingers they like up them, I can confirm they all demonstated by holding up two.

...if anyone is near Derby Police Station can you drop me some sandwiches off please "

Haha you are a bad man lol. I hope they throw away the key, but being a Demi-God I imagine you'd use your powers to escape Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having just done a quick survey of several random lady passerbys about how many fingers they like up them, I can confirm they all demonstated by holding up two.

...if anyone is near Derby Police Station can you drop me some sandwiches off please "

I can't, they know me too well there

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"The cross fingers thing is easy. The man crosses his fingers, like you do for luck, inserts and twists his wrist in a backwards and forwards circular motion - sort of like a corkscrew motion.

Particularly effective with some nice oral as well

I don't believe you!

A practical examination is needed!

Oh this one works for sure!

Horses for courses! What works for one woman will not another

Yarp true true, that's why any Cunnilinguist worth his mettle has a variety of methods. It is an art afterall.

Personally speaking there is only one man I know who has it down to a tee

The rest are just pretenders

Who? Who? I need to learn his technique!

M

Here you go M:

The Corkscrew

When you use your fingers on a woman, try this next time. "The corkscrew" is when you place your middle finger over your index finger and, when penetrating a woman with your fingers, twist your wrist while making your way in and out.

I need a corkscrew! ..."

I'm always on hand to administer pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, think I may have made a simple school boy error,

Got her worked up and ready on the bed, left her alone telling her I was going to the kitchen to get the corkscrew, heard a scream then the door slam and she's gone.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling "

For the even more adventurous!

Instead of rubbing your palms together give yourself a round of applause!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

For the even more adventurous!

Instead of rubbing your palms together give yourself a round of applause! "

Sometimes you get an echo as well...

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over a year ago


"Another one for you, no idea what it's called:

This one is best used when your lady is is already worked up shall we say...

Put both hands palm together and curl your little fingers back, now gently insert all your fingers (six, unless your're from Norfolk...) and slowly move your hands back and forward as though you were rubbing your palms together. The thumbs can be used to brush along the clitoris as well.

If your feeling particularly adventurous extend your little fingers and insert them in the anus for that 'full up' feeling

For the even more adventurous!

Instead of rubbing your palms together give yourself a round of applause!

Sometimes you get an echo as well... "

Hahaha

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over a year ago

Hmmmm usually I can't see how many fingers I have inside me.....so damnit, I might have to do some research...ok who's first?

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Hmmmm usually I can't see how many fingers I have inside me.....so damnit, I might have to do some research...ok who's first? "

Funnily enough I've found most women can't. I once fisted a lady for over 10 minutes while giving her oral and then she looked down with great surprise to see my hand inside her... she told me not to stop in no uncertain terms!

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over a year ago


"Hmmmm usually I can't see how many fingers I have inside me.....so damnit, I might have to do some research...ok who's first?

Funnily enough I've found most women can't. I once fisted a lady for over 10 minutes while giving her oral and then she looked down with great surprise to see my hand inside her... she told me not to stop in no uncertain terms! "

Haha there aint no room for a fist in mine, I can tell you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm usually I can't see how many fingers I have inside me.....so damnit, I might have to do some research...ok who's first?

Funnily enough I've found most women can't. I once fisted a lady for over 10 minutes while giving her oral and then she looked down with great surprise to see my hand inside her... she told me not to stop in no uncertain terms!

Haha there aint no room for a fist in mine, I can tell you that "

I didn't think there was in mine but it feels sensational!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm usually I can't see how many fingers I have inside me.....so damnit, I might have to do some research...ok who's first?

Funnily enough I've found most women can't. I once fisted a lady for over 10 minutes while giving her oral and then she looked down with great surprise to see my hand inside her... she told me not to stop in no uncertain terms!

Haha there aint no room for a fist in mine, I can tell you that

I didn't think there was in mine but it feels sensational! "

Lol someone tried once, it#s not happening lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm usually I can't see how many fingers I have inside me.....so damnit, I might have to do some research...ok who's first?

Funnily enough I've found most women can't. I once fisted a lady for over 10 minutes while giving her oral and then she looked down with great surprise to see my hand inside her... she told me not to stop in no uncertain terms!

Haha there aint no room for a fist in mine, I can tell you that

I didn't think there was in mine but it feels sensational!

Lol someone tried once, it#s not happening lol"

Lol its not happened for a while. I'm intrigued by Invictus' small hands as our paths are crossing on Saturday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm usually I can't see how many fingers I have inside me.....so damnit, I might have to do some research...ok who's first?

Funnily enough I've found most women can't. I once fisted a lady for over 10 minutes while giving her oral and then she looked down with great surprise to see my hand inside her... she told me not to stop in no uncertain terms!

Haha there aint no room for a fist in mine, I can tell you that

I didn't think there was in mine but it feels sensational!

Lol someone tried once, it#s not happening lol

Lol its not happened for a while. I'm intrigued by Invictus' small hands as our paths are crossing on Saturda

y!! "

Oooohh that could be very interesting, he`d have to have very small hands for me lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Bump challenge

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

*sigh* I miss my bro.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

The whole fist!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"*sigh* I miss my bro. "

He alway made me chuckle. Make him come back, you 2 made a great comical pairing

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"The whole fist!"

My type of lady

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"*sigh* I miss my bro. "

Where did he go?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"*sigh* I miss my bro.

Where did he go?"

He's having a wee break. Having fun IRL!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"*sigh* I miss my bro.

He alway made me chuckle. Make him come back, you 2 made a great comical pairing"

He's a top dude! But he has bigger fish to fry in the Trellexian Quadrant right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sigh* I miss my bro. "

Me to sister,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive found the 4 finger twist action gets good results, with light pressure applied. Has occasionally resulted in the ' its in'

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"*sigh* I miss my bro.

He alway made me chuckle. Make him come back, you 2 made a great comical pairing

He's a top dude! But he has bigger fish to fry in the Trellexian Quadrant right now.

"

Yes developing the next generation of lubricants is a technology that is greatly needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sigh* I miss my bro.

Me to sister,,, "

me three

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