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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am sure I've just seen a pair on the pics, Jesus, its put me right off my nutella on toast! Why????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure I've just seen a pair on the pics, Jesus, its put me right off my nutella on toast! Why????????"

Please noooooo, that image is burnt in my brain now, gonna pour bleach in mr lugholes to try and get rid of it

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure I've just seen a pair on the pics, Jesus, its put me right off my nutella on toast! Why????????

Please noooooo, that image is burnt in my brain now, gonna pour bleach in mr lugholes to try and get rid of it "
Not surprised it's burnt in your brain. Nutella on toast??? Yuk yuk yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure I've just seen a pair on the pics, Jesus, its put me right off my nutella on toast! Why????????

Please noooooo, that image is burnt in my brain now, gonna pour bleach in mr lugholes to try and get rid of it Not surprised it's burnt in your brain. Nutella on toast??? Yuk yuk yuk!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Would you like to borrow my mental floss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got undressed next to guy at Chams once and when he dropped his draks they looked like a tractor had run over them dirty bastard

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Knew I shouldn't have opened this thread Bleuggghhhh

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By *orth_hantscplCouple
over a year ago

camberley

Slightly different , we were at Ab fabs last weekend and I was waiting to use the loo. Got chatting to a woman in front of me who happened to be bi and seemed really nice..... However she went in the loo and once she came out I couldn't go in as it stunk so bad! It made me gag..... and she had pebble-dashed the pan turn off or what!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Name an shame !

Second thoughts no don't , I don't wanna look

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

haha, love it - some people have no idea of general hygeine. Gross really, but funny to read about it on here.

Checks undercrackers......... skid free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurgh! Have these people never heard of moist toilet paper?!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I am sure I've just seen a pair on the pics, Jesus, its put me right off my nutella on toast! Why????????"

Eeeeewwwwwwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like to borrow my mental floss? "

Yes pleasr, gonna br scared for life if I dont get that image out me head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got undressed next to guy at Chams once and when he dropped his draks they looked like a tractor had run over them dirty bastard"
eeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got undressed next to guy at Chams once and when he dropped his draks they looked like a tractor had run over them dirty bastard"

Eeewwwww feel sick now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slightly different , we were at Ab fabs last weekend and I was waiting to use the loo. Got chatting to a woman in front of me who happened to be bi and seemed really nice..... However she went in the loo and once she came out I couldn't go in as it stunk so bad! It made me gag..... and she had pebble-dashed the pan turn off or what!!"

Oh that is just not right! I hope she showered before playing because that would put a whole new spin on the phrase "brown nosing". Dirty, dirty woman!

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

always carry some moist toilet wipes in my bag, just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gosh, the forums have literally hit a different bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly different , we were at Ab fabs last weekend and I was waiting to use the loo. Got chatting to a woman in front of me who happened to be bi and seemed really nice..... However she went in the loo and once she came out I couldn't go in as it stunk so bad! It made me gag..... and she had pebble-dashed the pan turn off or what!!

Oh that is just not right! I hope she showered before playing because that would put a whole new spin on the phrase "brown nosing". Dirty, dirty woman!"
just hope she didnt want rimming YUK!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy remedy to this issue......wear black undies, never light coloured ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suppose the best one is the skidmark on a wedding dress by a kilted groom.....its easily findable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy remedy to this issue......wear black undies, never light coloured ones"

and what if u have glowing mutant shites?...have u ever considered that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly different , we were at Ab fabs last weekend and I was waiting to use the loo. Got chatting to a woman in front of me who happened to be bi and seemed really nice..... However she went in the loo and once she came out I couldn't go in as it stunk so bad! It made me gag..... and she had pebble-dashed the pan turn off or what!!

Oh that is just not right! I hope she showered before playing because that would put a whole new spin on the phrase "brown nosing". Dirty, dirty woman!"

I could never poo at a swinging club, or when Im on a regular night out, it just isnt right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err sh*te posts lol....goes to look for skid marks in the pics Haha

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Err sh*te posts lol....goes to look for skid marks in the pics Haha "

Name and shame if you find any!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure I've just seen a pair on the pics, Jesus, its put me right off my nutella on toast! Why????????

Please noooooo, that image is burnt in my brain now, gonna pour bleach in mr lugholes to try and get rid of it "

Who is Mr Lugholes ?

And what has he done to deserve that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Err sh*te posts lol....goes to look for skid marks in the pics Haha

Name and shame if you find any!!"

Didn't find any lol thank goodness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy remedy to this issue......wear black undies, never light coloured ones

and what if u have glowing mutant shites?...have u ever considered that???"
Stop eating Radium as a seasoning then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got undressed next to guy at Chams once and when he dropped his draks they looked like a tractor had run over them dirty bastard"

Lol that's as good as the bit of Pooh that was floating round the hot tub at Fabs

Didn't realise until after we had sat down talking to another couple.... trying to keep eye contact rather than watch it float from one to another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind skid marks, my drawers will be full of piss from reading this lot ..........I'm cracked up here! R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got undressed next to guy at Chams once and when he dropped his draks they looked like a tractor had run over them dirty bastard

Lol that's as good as the bit of Pooh that was floating round the hot tub at Fabs

Didn't realise until after we had sat down talking to another couple.... trying to keep eye contact rather than watch it float from one to another "

Eeeeeeeewwwwwww!

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