FabSwingers.com forum: Grrr.. things that annoy you about the opposite sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!

Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!

So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?

Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are remarkably good judges of character.....dammit!

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"They are remarkably good judges of character.....dammit!"

#notallwomen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right, love, you’ve been in this supermarket checkout queue for 10 minutes. You’ve packed all your groceries away. In a very short while the checkout assistant is going to ask you to pay.

So, you know, you *could* get your purse / credit card all ready for when they ask.

But no. You’re going to wait, aren’t you.

Then go through a whole performance of searching through your handbag to find your purse. Then decide that you want to use those money off coupons that you could have presented at the outset, but now they need to cancel the original transaction to put the coupons through.

The PIN? Surely you haven’t forgotten that. You have. So now you need to do the whole searching in your bag performance again to look for that little note book you keep all your PIN numbers in …

And so on ad infinitum …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t you put the toilet seat down so when you flush all the water particles don’t go everywhere?

I thought it was for everyone, or have I been lied to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.... everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot gets on my nerves about woman ??

They think they are right all the time.

They always dig up the past.

They always drive the car without puttin petrol in so it's on fumes when I use it..when you want a takeout everything you suggest they say I don't fancy that...3 hours later they say go on then and you get the first thing you wanted. They are controlling and manipulating. All these things or maybe it's just the ex wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone should put the lid down? Do people really let faeces go on their toothbrushes?

vom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shoes. In the name of God, who needs THAT many pairs of shoes?!

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Don’t you put the toilet seat down so when you flush all the water particles don’t go everywhere?

I thought it was for everyone, or have I been lied to "

Defo the system in our household

So... When men are feeling unwell, ill or in pain, they need to be reminded and/or convinced to take some simple painkillers, why is that! Trust me it will make you feel better! Never thought I'd need to debate the merits of paracetamol as much as I have.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Shoes. In the name of God, who needs THAT many pairs of shoes?!

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Ummm...I do.

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Their memories. Especially the way that they remember a whole conversation from 6 years ago where they turned out to be right but can’t remember that you told them you were going to the pub tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes. In the name of God, who needs THAT many pairs of shoes?!

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shoes and handbags that have to match a purse . And they won't ever get rid of any. Even if they haven't worn them for 10 years incase they come back into fashion. Yet the favorite jumper you bought a month ago gets sent to the charity shop cos she hasn't seen you wear it in 2 weeks??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone should put the lid down? Do people really let faeces go on their toothbrushes?

vom "

Builds resilience .. good for the immune system ..

p.s. I DO put the lid down. I’m told to so do as I’m told! Otherwise it’s not worth all the earache! But it’s much more convenient if I need a wee if it’s up. C’mon, think about us fellas once in a while!

p.p.s. Ah is THAT why I’m nagged if I forget. I get it now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!

Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!

So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?

Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart!

Clearly someone who's never fallen in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shoes. In the name of God, who needs THAT many pairs of shoes?!

shoes and handbags that have to match a purse . And they won't ever get rid of any. Even if they haven't worn them for 10 years incase they come back into fashion. Yet the favorite jumper you bought a month ago gets sent to the charity shop cos she hasn't seen you wear it in 2 weeks??"

amen, brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone should put the lid down? Do people really let faeces go on their toothbrushes?

vom

Builds resilience .. good for the immune system ..

p.p.s. Ah is THAT why I’m nagged if I forget. I get it now!!

I put the lid down after every time ... not about the seat, c'monnnnnnn!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Being ignored

Being let down

Being used

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"They are remarkably good judges of character.....dammit!"

Ye, they can always tell when I'm telling fibs!

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Being ignored

Being let down

Being used "

Sorry love, did you say something..?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 30/09/22 10:25:09]

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Shoes. In the name of God, who needs THAT many pairs of shoes?!

sure we have different outfits,everything needs to be matched...and dont forget about bags...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Mrs here..

Why must they get so wound up and about at sport on the tv? I thought it was supposed to be fun & enjoyable. Why watch something that makes you that angry

I don’t yell at Masterchef. “Not that much pepper. Are you blind? The cheese is right therrrreeeeee!”

. (Actually I do shout piss off Greg fairly often)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs here..

Why must they get so wound up and about at sport on the tv? I thought it was supposed to be fun & enjoyable. Why watch something that makes you that angry

I don’t yell at Masterchef. “Not that much pepper. Are you blind? The cheese is right therrrreeeeee!”

. (Actually I do shout piss off Greg fairly often)

I actually do do this

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

When they talk to you but have their hands down their pants scratching their balls, and leave them down there, while carrying on the conversation

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"They are remarkably good judges of character.....dammit!"

Nah ...they only pretend to be good judges of character

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Mrs here..

Why must they get so wound up and about at sport on the tv? I thought it was supposed to be fun & enjoyable. Why watch something that makes you that angry

I don’t yell at Masterchef. “Not that much pepper. Are you blind? The cheese is right therrrreeeeee!”

. (Actually I do shout piss off Greg fairly often)

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you mean baldy shouty man

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Being ignored

Being let down

Being used "

That applies to both sexes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I'm sitting this one out

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Mrs here..

Why must they get so wound up and about at sport on the tv? I thought it was supposed to be fun & enjoyable. Why watch something that makes you that angry

I don’t yell at Masterchef. “Not that much pepper. Are you blind? The cheese is right therrrreeeeee!”

. (Actually I do shout piss off Greg fairly often)

Shouting "fuck off Greg" is not limited to the ladies. He is particularly irritating when the contestants are plating up for the critics chamber.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

They have a vagine, and I don’t

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

So clearly Gregg Wallace breaks the sex divide

It’s that ridiculous phwoaarrrr noise he makes that really gets me.

He responded to me on twitter once. I’ve not been back on since in case he has me in his sights for wife number 6

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Being ignored

Being let down

Being used

Sorry love, did you say something..? "

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant really think of awt really sad as that is to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sat in the queue at the petrol station waiting to be fleeced, the car in front comes back from paying but do they move off? No, the same bag they spent an hour rummaging through before they started for their purse, is opened again. Then the mobile phone comes out before they start the ignition and they send a quick text. Then they decide after checking for my angry pissed off face in the rear view mirror that their lippy needs doing… all the time everyone is getting totally fucked off…

Recognise yourselves ladies?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They make no effort to learn Martian but expect us all to be fluent in Venutian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant really think of awt really sad as that is to say "
before yall start its not me kissing up i just lack the desire to nitpick personallity quirks and paint a whole sex that way

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Your sat in the queue at the petrol station waiting to be fleeced, the car in front comes back from paying but do they move off? No, the same bag they spent an hour rummaging through before they started for their purse, is opened again. Then the mobile phone comes out before they start the ignition and they send a quick text. Then they decide after checking for my angry pissed off face in the rear view mirror that their lippy needs doing… all the time everyone is getting totally fucked off…

Recognise yourselves ladies?"
what about those old blokes who meticulously write down their milage in a little book and file the receipt away before moving off?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"They make no effort to learn Martian but expect us all to be fluent in Venutian."
C'mon you only need to understand Venutian, we don't expect you to speak it

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Recognise yourselves ladies?what about those old blokes who meticulously write down their milage in a little book and file the receipt away before moving off?"

I stopped doing that when I was about 24! Well, writing down the mileage. I've never filed a receipt away.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!

#Childbirth#

You love us really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am glad I am in the middle best off both

With none off the draw backs

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Male scatter brains really get on my tits...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!

#Childbirth#

You love us really!

And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!

#Childbirth#

You love us really!

And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?.

We can actually purchase donations now, we don't even need the actual man or penis in front of us to supply! Ha ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!

#Childbirth#

You love us really!

And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?.

We can actually purchase donations now, we don't even need the actual man or penis in front of us to supply! Ha ha ha "

Not as much fun though is it

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!

#Childbirth#

You love us really!

And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?.

We can actually purchase donations now, we don't even need the actual man or penis in front of us to supply! Ha ha ha

Not as much fun though is it

Depends on the Man.......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!

#Childbirth#

You love us really!

And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?.

We can actually purchase donations now, we don't even need the actual man or penis in front of us to supply! Ha ha ha

Not as much fun though is it

Depends on the Man......."

Can't argue with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that complain that their clothes don't have pockets. Niche complaint maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo got one i can generalise with

You get to play with a fanny whenever you want

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

The most annoying thing is when a lady is self conscious about their tummy and allow little touching when in reality I’m already filled with passion and everything about them is already perfect.

And they moan too much

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Women that complain that their clothes don't have pockets. Niche complaint maybe

This is why we have to invest in many handbags over our lifetimes, valid complaint that one.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Ooo got one i can generalise with

You get to play with a fanny whenever you want

Gets boring after the first 5 lady wanks of the day

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Grrrr what irritates me is that they have beautiful bodies and lovely skin and pretty faces and I want a beautiful body and beautiful skin and a pretty face and mine isn’t as good as theirs and that is soooooo irritating

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Despite having a penis for 30+ years they still miss the bottom of the toilet bowl when they pee and I have to clean it up.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Despite having a penis for 30+ years they still miss the bottom of the toilet bowl when they pee and I have to clean it up.

By they I mean he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why must men take everything you say so literally. “Can you put the leftovers from dinner in the fridge”

“Sure

”

Proceeds to put the whole pot in the fridge instead of transferring it into a suitable container

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Also you women are bloody crap at taking compliments even when you know they're meant

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Also you women are bloody crap at taking compliments even when you know they're meant

Does that include the word "wench"?

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

Another thing that annoys me is when I go for a shower with them they start shouting “how did you get in here”…. “You need help with that 24/7 erection” blah blah

(That’s a joke by the way)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Also you women are bloody crap at taking compliments even when you know they're meant

Does that include the word "wench"?"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Also you women are bloody crap at taking compliments even when you know they're meant

Does that include the word "wench"?"

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I love that word. I sometimes use it in a benign and inoffensive way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo got one i can generalise with

You get to play with a fanny whenever you want

Gets boring after the first 5 lady wanks of the day

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

How once ive had sex with them they constantly message saying ‘ you’ve ruined

Me for other men now - when can i see you again… whenever i think of other Men Now my fanny turns into a bone dry lettuce leaf!!’ Is just one of Many such messages… its quite a responsibility to be fair!!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Also you women are bloody crap at taking compliments even when you know they're meant

Does that include the word "wench"?"

Could that have been autocorrect changing Dench - apparently a modern word for extremely attractive desirable strong woman to Wench ? And completely innocent? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Recognise yourselves ladies?"

word, brother!

Um, like there’s a queue waiting. Are you TOTALLY oblivious to it?

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Being ignored

Being let down

Being used

Sorry love, did you say something..?

Hilarious "

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using one roll a go in the bathroom.

Er. I just changed it..

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Don’t you put the toilet seat down so when you flush all the water particles don’t go everywhere?

I thought it was for everyone, or have I been lied to "

This is called the lid , not the seat. I learned this from a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, love, you’ve been in this supermarket checkout queue for 10 minutes. You’ve packed all your groceries away. In a very short while the checkout assistant is going to ask you to pay.

So, you know, you *could* get your purse / credit card all ready for when they ask.

But no. You’re going to wait, aren’t you.

The PIN? Surely you haven’t forgotten that. You have. So now you need to do the whole searching in your bag performance again to look for that little note book you keep all your PIN numbers in …

And so on ad infinitum … "

I watched a lady do this yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I do this alphabetical or in order of level of annoyance?

I’ll start with the time they take to get ready.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Should I do this alphabetical or in order of level of annoyance?

I’ll start with the time they take to get ready.

Bit of a double edged sword - because women know if they go out looking less than their best - they will be judged on their appearance - a mark on a dress, an outfit too revealing, a frumpy outfit, accessories that dont match, hair not locked in place, mascara smudged, lipstick that doesn’t complement the outfit , hairy legs, hairy armpits, all if this is going round her head getting ready while we turn up in jeans and a T shirt with’ its

Not going to suck Itself’ on and an arrow to our knobs. And think we look like Versace models … and have taken 35 seconds to assemble the adonis!! So i have huge sympathy for ladies getting ready - we don’t face the pressure to be perfect that they do

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!

Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!

So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?

Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart!

If we left the seat up the germs would get out, you daftie

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!

Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!

So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?

Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart!

If we left the seat up the germs would get out, you daftie

We need the toilet seat up as the background when we take the dick pics you ladies love receiving so much - we only leave it up for your benefit!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

However - women who don’t know left from right and say turn right then look left and say noooo down there !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes inside out when taken off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women think if you complement them or even just speak to them, you want to fuck them.

Sometimes people just want to be nice. Even if they have a penis.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Also you women are bloody crap at taking compliments even when you know they're meant

Does that include the word "wench"?

Could that have been autocorrect changing Dench - apparently a modern word for extremely attractive desirable strong woman to Wench ? And completely innocent? X"

Both are word appropriate for me I think ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women think if you complement them or even just speak to them, you want to fuck them.

Sometimes people just want to be nice. Even if they have a penis. "

"Wow. You're so gorgeous! Love your body!"

Really? That's not angling for sex?

I can recognise a genuine compliment. That's not what I meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work. "
yeah but there really funny to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

many things sorry but not sorry ladies

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work. "

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I would like to take this opportunity, in my distinctively sycophantic way, and offer sufficient faux praise in deference to your profile and the 45½ monochromatic photographs, which are visually unsurpassed.

Now may we make love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!

Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!

So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?

Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart!

Always put the lid down, full stop before you flush!

Unless you want water vapour particles from the toilet floating all over your toothbrush?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!

Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!

So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?

Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart!

Always put the lid down, full stop before you flush!

Unless you want water vapour particles from the toilet floating all over your toothbrush?!"
my son puts it down and it drives me insane bending to lift it all the time

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over a year ago

"The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work.

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Now may we make love?"

Class simping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being ignored

Being let down

Being used "

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work.

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Now may we make love?

Class simping

Fancy going halves on a shag big tits?? ( for illustration purposes only!!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they don’t want chips with their meal but still eat half of mine. Get your own chips woman!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"When they don’t want chips with their meal but still eat half of mine. Get your own chips woman!"
a few chips hurts less than a fork in the eye…. And losing ALL your chips

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over a year ago

"Wow. You're so gorgeous! Love your body!"

Really? That's not angling for sex?

I can recognise a genuine compliment. That's not what I meant. "

Absolutely that can be a complement without wanting to actually fuck the person.

It's that arrogance which does my head in, if a gay man said the same, you'd have no problem.

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over a year ago

"When they don’t want chips with their meal but still eat half of mine. Get your own chips woman! a few chips hurts less than a fork in the eye…. And losing ALL your chips

I like to keep all my chips and live dangerously

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Regarding the toilet seat I thought everybody put the seat down before the flushed.

Wardrobe space that's what annoys me about women. They can't have enough space they always overtake with hundreds of Topps and dresses with tag still on. I wouldn't mind but the built-in wardrobes and they are massive 7f each side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“Does my bum look big in this?”

“Well actually yes, it does a bit”

“Why are you being so horrible to me!”

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Does my bum look big in this?

Well to be fair its quite a small garden

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When they don’t want chips with their meal but still eat half of mine. Get your own chips woman!"

Haha yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work.

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Now may we make love?

Class simping

Fancy going halves on a shag big tits?? ( for illustration purposes only!!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clothes inside out when taken off!!"

I'll remember that next time I find your leggings inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I do this alphabetical or in order of level of annoyance?

I’ll start with the time they take to get ready.

Exactly, they take too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being ignored

Being let down

Being used "

With you on these. Damn right

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

Being indecisive . Drives me nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking forever to leave somewhere after they said right we’re going and I been stood up for the last 15 minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For men, not being able to talk about their emotions.

For women, talking about their emotions far too much.

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Their figures, would love an hour glass figure instead of my boyish one

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