FabSwingers.com forum: Women with dubious standards in the men they’re prepared to meet..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. hey. How are ya?

Fancy a Fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low standards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Low standards?"

Well low or dubious enough to consider me. I’ll let you decide on that …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to set myself a low standard and consistently fail to achieve it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low standards and questionable morals describes my last girlfriend pretty well,I'll let you know if she rejoins Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Low standards and questionable morals describes my last girlfriend pretty well,I'll let you know if she rejoins Fab

send her my way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pfft! The women in here obviously have too high standards.

I’m off to Swingers Chat or the Stories and Fantasies sections: they’re much more, erm, “accommodating” there!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Some of them will fuck anything!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

I'll be there in 3hrs 11 mins

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

I'll be there in 3hrs 11 mins

I’ll start without you

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

I'll be there in 3hrs 11 mins

I’ll start without you

I do admire a driven self-starter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

I'll be there in 3hrs 11 mins

I’ll start without you

I thought ya might

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

I'll be there in 3hrs 11 mins

I’ll start without you

I do admire a driven self-starter."

Do Aldi sell condoms. Run out

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

I'll be there in 3hrs 11 mins

I’ll start without you

I do admire a driven self-starter."

I’m 3 hrs I’ll have started, finished & done my weekly shop

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

I'll be there in 3hrs 11 mins

I’ll start without you

I do admire a driven self-starter.

I’m 3 hrs I’ll have started, finished & done my weekly shop

Romantic? No.

Efficient? Oh yes.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

By the bins you beautiful creature!!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

By the bins you beautiful creature!!

By/on/against …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

By the bins you beautiful creature!!

By/on/against …

In?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Top bins!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

By the bins you beautiful creature!!

By/on/against …

In?

Well it is cold & I am lacking in standards…. I’m game if you are?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Top bins!"

On top of bins? Risky. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

By the bins you beautiful creature!!

By/on/against …

In?

Well it is cold & I am lacking in standards…. I’m game if you are? "

My kinda gal

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

By the bins you beautiful creature!!

By/on/against …

In?

Well it is cold & I am lacking in standards…. I’m game if you are?

My kinda gal

I’m a giver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. hey. How are ya?

Fancy a Fuck?

Thought you'd never ask!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Top bins!

On top of bins? Risky. I like it."

If you like rubbish sex, I'm your man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. hey. How are ya?

Fancy a Fuck?

Can I rub my balloon against yours?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Top bins!

On top of bins? Risky. I like it.

If you like rubbish sex, I'm your man."

Somewhere to “dump your load”

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By *urvesAppealMan
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??

Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??

Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long."

Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?

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By *urvesAppealMan
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??

Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.

Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?"

Unfortunately not - and it was best Primark one too!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

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Back of an Audi? Sure.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Top bins!

On top of bins? Risky. I like it.

If you like rubbish sex, I'm your man.

Somewhere to “dump your load”

'Th'expense of spirit in a waste recycling centre',as Shakespeare almost wrote in Sonnet 129.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. hey. How are ya?

Fancy a Fuck?

Can I rub my balloon against yours?

It’ll make your hairs stand on end …

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

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Back of an Audi? Sure."

R8 and you’re on. TT & no thanks. There I have standards

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??

Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.

Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?"

You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not tonight...I have a headache

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??

Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.

Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?

You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy."

Lol - brilliant

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??

Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.

Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?

You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy."

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Mr. 'Tis, be kindly and respectfully advised that said conurbation is now know as Staines-Upon-Thames.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

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Back of an Audi? Sure.

R8 and you’re on. TT & no thanks. There I have standards

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I don't mind an Audi Titty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??

Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.

Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?

You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy.

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Mr. 'Tis, be kindly and respectfully advised that said conurbation is now know as Staines-Upon-Thames.

Oh aye, it’s gone all classy now

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute

Back of Aldi?

Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??

Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.

Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?

You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy.

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Mr. 'Tis, be kindly and respectfully advised that said conurbation is now know as Staines-Upon-Thames.

It was stains upon stains upon stains that night

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Definitely a great thread! Always love ladies with low standards and morals!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Mr. 'Tis, be kindly and respectfully advised that said conurbation is now know as Staines-Upon-Thames.

Staines Upon Thames are always more common after heavy rain.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Mr. 'Tis, be kindly and respectfully advised that said conurbation is now know as Staines-Upon-Thames.

Staines Upon Thames are always more common after heavy rain."

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The affluent suddenly become the effluent.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Some of the dancing was of a pretty low standard...thank goodness

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