FabSwingers.com forum: Worst music to shag to?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Once had a horrible experience where the lady in question would only have sex whilst listening to Depeche Mode, Personal Jesus is not a sexy song.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Prob Nickleback

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Birdy Song…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eros Ramazoti vs Cradle of Filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teletubies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slipknot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God Save The King

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Gregorian chants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas In Pajamas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gregorian chants "

I don't know, with a goth vibe that could be quite hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a little boy they always teached me over the years :

If a lady is not pretty enough , cover her face with the flag , play the national anthem and do it for the nation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these are hilarious, proper belly laughs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gregorian chants

I don't know, with a goth vibe that could be quite hot

System of a down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pen pineapple apple pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benny Hill Theme

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The theme tune to Disney's Frozen

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Wtf

house of fun by madness lol these have had me in stitches mun

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

The band name might be quite apt...but their music is sh!te ...so anything by Take That!

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

"Pen pineapple apple pen"

Aww I dunno the "ugh" adds a little something!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Arabesque, aka the News at Ten intro

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By *dd_soxMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Nelly the Elephant...

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

I think we need to try all these out!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Crossroads, just ask Miss Diane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I was visiting a popular West Midlands club once with My Girl and some freinds. It was covid and 6 to a table rules. A lady came round for music requests. As a joke I said Cradle of Filth, didn't specify a song. Anyways that joke sure did backfire on me. A few minutes later sure enough Cradle of Filth across the loud speakers blasting out. Not the most mood inducing music for most I imagine. Luckily everyone was having to keep their distance anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The safety dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby Shark do do do dooododoooo

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Prodigy

Smack my butch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pen pineapple apple pen

Aww I dunno the "ugh" adds a little something! "

Oh damnit that's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana Dance by Dr.Jean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we need to try all these out!! "

Would be one of the funniest meets ever

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck. "

Do you mean Conan The Destroyer soundtrack?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Crazy Frog - Axel F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handel's Funeral March

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Star Trekkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck.

Do you mean Conan The Destroyer soundtrack?

Conan the band. Maybe I should listen to that soundtrack though, does it make the grade for hard to shag to?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Once had a horrible experience where the lady in question would only have sex whilst listening to Depeche Mode, Personal Jesus is not a sexy song."

That sounds like heaven! DM have some of the kinkiest lyrics ever and PJ has a hell of a good rhythm.

Now if she slipped on some Queen or Rap, that sound system will be out of the window before the first word is uttered

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Any Taylor Swift song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gospel lol

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

Techno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby Shark do do do dooododoooo

Buaaaaah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck. "

Hate fuck! Lmao ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

The minute waltz

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Gloomy Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck.

Hate fuck! Lmao ??

Sorry, it may also be called 'make up sex'

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Titanic "

That's more of an oral sex song.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Dido's Lament, Purcell.

Come to Daddy, Aphex Twin (No. No, just stop that right now. No, it isn't.)

The Usher Waltz, Koshkin.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by korn, slipknot, or kylie dries me right up

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Titanic

That's more of an oral sex song.

Jack only went down because Rose wouldn't let him on?

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck.

Do you mean Conan The Destroyer soundtrack?

Conan the band. Maybe I should listen to that soundtrack though, does it make the grade for hard to shag to? "

TBH it was so long ago that i've watched it, the best thing I remember from it was Red Sonja... she makes the grade to shag hard which I guess makes the soundtrack irrelevant... as well as this comment on this thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck.

Hate fuck! Lmao ??

Sorry, it may also be called 'make up sex'

Too funny

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck.

Hate fuck! Lmao ??

Sorry, it may also be called 'make up sex'

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lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Timmy Mallet - itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini

St winifreds schools choir no one quite like grandma - especially if the lady is more mature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby Shark do do do dooododoooo

Interresting is you have a kid singing "baby shag"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The duelling banjos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baaaaaby shark du du du du du du dudu

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Gospel music

haha

I don't want Jesus judging me whilst I'm stroking a hotwife from the back! Haha

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

"Timmy Mallet - itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini

St winifreds schools choir no one quite like grandma - especially if the lady is more mature "
Timmy mallet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast food rockers - fast food song

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Cbat

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Imperial march (star wars)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish pipes ( I don’t know the name )

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff ish / PDI early Nov

Hokey Cokey

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Hokey Cokey "

Good point.

Putting your left foot in is a very niche fetish.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The safety dance. "

Dutch cap? Is that not a suitable hat?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Hokey Cokey

Good point.

Putting your left foot in is a very niche fetish."

Change foot for fist....

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff ish / PDI early Nov

"Hokey Cokey

Good point.

Putting your left foot in is a very niche fetish."

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Slipknot - at 185 bpm you’re going to set

Her pussy on fire or have a stroke and not the fun kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you remember the First time by pulp

Beautiful by Christina

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By *ornyhun69Woman
over a year ago

Wales

Head shoulders knees and toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Head shoulders knees and toes

Well that's suddenly dried me up lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Grandma we love you/Grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jazz. I mean, it’s jazz isn’t it. That’s the answer.

… or maybe sc at

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By *aisyScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

No music at all…. Just grunting…

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Obviously acid house. Try keeping your thrusting in time to the bpm

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Amazing grace...unless she's called Grace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cbat

I was waiting for someone to say this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jazz. I mean, it’s jazz isn’t it. That’s the answer.

… or maybe sc at

Ma_ego counts as jazz right? His music is made for sex

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Grandma we love you/Grandad"

Unless you're pumping a gilf

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

America - West Side Story (no way you can thrust to that rhythm)

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

National anthems would be tricky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hate depeche mode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAR

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

napalm death

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Classical and whatever that shit is call where they just scream down the mic.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"America - West Side Story (no way you can thrust to that rhythm)

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ALL the music.

Just don't.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Probably anything from Cannibal Corpse…

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Throat singing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Mambo number 5??

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"National anthems would be tricky"

Oh, I could definitely go for the Soviet one belted out by the Red Army Choir.

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By *XXDREAMMan
over a year ago

sudbury

80s playlists lol

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"What about Mambo number 5??"

I've fucked to that. At least, it came on and we didn't stop.

Helped that we both had hapy memories of the Ashes, 2005.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I used to have the “Darth Vader” Imperial March as my ringtone years ago and it went off when I was deep inside my then gf’s bum.

She was not impressed when I matched time, and I think it hastened the end of that relationship

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Candle in the Wind

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Surely it's Hudson Mohawk's Chat.

How that woman endured it for 2 years and how he managed to find a rhythm to it god knows

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By *iking SoftiesCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ALL the music.

Just don't. "

Really? No music at for ambiance or anything?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Leonard Cohen.

Guaranteed to kill any desire and erection.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I used to have the “Darth Vader” Imperial March as my ringtone years ago and it went off when I was deep inside my then gf’s bum.

She was not impressed when I matched time, and I think it hastened the end of that relationship

Talk about the dark side.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Billy Eyelash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaggy, it wasnt me

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Amelodic Jazz.

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Gregorian chants

I don't know, with a goth vibe that could be quite hot

Hahaha! Yes I can picture that mate!!

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Timmy Mallet - itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini

St winifreds schools choir no one quite like grandma - especially if the lady is more mature "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ALL the music.

Just don't. "
this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Flight of the Bumblebee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M93qXQWaBdE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flight of the Bumblebee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M93qXQWaBdE"

Yea not at our age

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Flight of the Bumblebee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M93qXQWaBdE

Yea not at our age

Speak for yourself stumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flight of the Bumblebee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M93qXQWaBdE

Yea not at our age

Speak for yourself stumpy

Bollocks and double bollocks that would have been to fast for me when I was 30

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Looking at some of these answers I think they've had the question wrong supposed to be the worst not the best kind of music.

I would personally say country music of all sorts is probably the worst or bluegrass.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Call centre music.

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By *evonNewbiesCouple
over a year ago

Paignton

I'm a wanker by George Formby x

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Call centre music.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Theme from Teletubbies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gregorian chants

I don't know, with a goth vibe that could be quite hot

Hahaha! Yes I can picture that mate!!

Bit of Enya, could work, if you had candles...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

https://youtu.be/0jgrCKhxE1s - 15 secs before heart packs in!!!!

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By *eekin NSAMan
over a year ago

Ireland /Kilkenny areas

Your once twice 3 times a lady ????????

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Anything by Adele or Morrissy. At best, everyone will fall asleep within minutes. At worst, some explaining to do to the rozzers why everyone committed suicide!

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