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By *rgasmicFun OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gwent

Is Pine Apple the new swinger sign, up there with the camelian and the Pampas plant lol,??,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it's upsidedown

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Garden Gnomes are a sure fire sign of a swinger lurking nearby.

Also, if someone walks past you with a black ring on, they are clearly on the prowl for illicit sexual gratification.

I even suspect a few on this very site might be similarly inclined to such sinful behaviour….

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Garden Gnomes are a sure fire sign of a swinger lurking nearby.

Also, if someone walks past you with a black ring on, they are clearly on the prowl for illicit sexual gratification.

I even suspect a few on this very site might be similarly inclined to such sinful behaviour…."

I've got a black cock ring (as well as the silver one). I might try walking past people with that on show!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Garden Gnomes are a sure fire sign of a swinger lurking nearby.

Also, if someone walks past you with a black ring on, they are clearly on the prowl for illicit sexual gratification.

I even suspect a few on this very site might be similarly inclined to such sinful behaviour….

I've got a black cock ring (as well as the silver one). I might try walking past people with that on show!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always carry a pink flamingo to signal to others

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve heard rumours from reliable sources that for the practice of ‘dogging’, the participants often strap pampas grass to the tops of their cars and out their exhaust pipes in order to signal to others of their lewd kind that business is open….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve heard rumours from reliable sources that for the practice of ‘dogging’, the participants often strap pampas grass to the tops of their cars and out their exhaust pipes in order to signal to others of their lewd kind that business is open…."

I always thought they just indicated by rubbing their cocks on your windscreen

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’ve heard rumours from reliable sources that for the practice of ‘dogging’, the participants often strap pampas grass to the tops of their cars and out their exhaust pipes in order to signal to others of their lewd kind that business is open….

I always thought they just indicated by rubbing their cocks on your windscreen "

The sheer depravity of it all!

…I’d only just washed and valeted my car to….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve heard rumours from reliable sources that for the practice of ‘dogging’, the participants often strap pampas grass to the tops of their cars and out their exhaust pipes in order to signal to others of their lewd kind that business is open….

I always thought they just indicated by rubbing their cocks on your windscreen "

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By *weetHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

you have to have a sense of humour with these things, as a piss take we had a pineapple towel for the beach and I wore pineapple shorts on the way to Kiosk 6, where they were removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Pine Apple the new swinger sign, up there with the camelian and the Pampas plant lol,??, "

New?

No.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


" you have to have a sense of humour with these things, as a piss take we had a pineapple towel for the beach and I wore pineapple shorts on the way to Kiosk 6, where they were removed "
by whom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would think peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Pine Apple the new swinger sign, up there with the camelian and the Pampas plant lol,??, "

Don't think it's that new a symbol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always carry a pink flamingo to signal to others "

Saw a video someone posted of a family chucking a big metal flamingo thing in a commercial bin on their static caravan campsite

They found out from fellow caravanners what it was thought to mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that carman maranda must have been a bit of a slut the way she flaunted her need to swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tee (on a profile pic here) with upside down pineapples on it. And correct way up pineapples. I bought it before I knew it was a thing. I also recently bought a black ring, and I still have no idea what connotation that's supposed to have?

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

best served on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best served on pizza"

I agree, Italians wouldn't, but I do

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