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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!

Boobs? Average...

Body? Average...

Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!

Average is seriously underrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it? I'd say it's neither over nor under rated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is! More importantly what’s the personality and charisma like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing as average. Average is just the inability to see what is exceptional.

People who see average are in fact average.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No such thing as average. Average is just the inability to see what is exceptional.

People who see average are in fact average. "

So average does exist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average is a social construct designed by the bourgeoisie to keep themselves to a higher standard

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

No need for labels at all. Be happy in your skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good to see people still take stuff far too seriously.

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By *assiieneilxMan
over a year ago

Newcastle under lyme

You’re so average that your profile is hidden

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm happy being average

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd say it's pretty average.

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

Average is always a matter of opinion . Everyone’s visits on of the world and people is different what’s a average to one is not average to another .

Don’t you just hate the law of averages .

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!

Boobs? Average...

Body? Average...

Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!

Average is seriously underrated."

We’d bang this particular average lady.

Mainly because she’d write the most fantastic verification text we’d imagined.

“Meh, turned up with champagne, roses and chocolate then treated me like a fucking goddess. Couldn’t wait for them to fuck off!!”

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Ask Average Joe......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see people still take stuff far too seriously. "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yeah you'd get it.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Shout out to the bang average ladies, you make the world go round

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!

Boobs? Average...

Body? Average...

Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!

Average is seriously underrated.

I hope Todgermoore sees this he’s my perfect bloke - he’s definitely getting an above average shag!!"

Wow thanks so much for that Coyote xx. Im sure you’re not average at all and besides the mind blowing sex - im nothing special!!! Unless you’re counting witty, charming, worldly, knowledgeable, intelligent, hilarious & incredibly humble?? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!

Boobs? Average...

Body? Average...

Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!

Average is seriously underrated.

I hope Todgermoore sees this he’s my perfect bloke - he’s definitely getting an above average shag!!

Wow thanks so much for that Coyote xx. Im sure you’re not average at all and besides the mind blowing sex - im nothing special!!! Unless you’re counting witty, charming, worldly, knowledgeable, intelligent, hilarious & incredibly humble?? Xxx

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Yeah I never do above average.

It's always well below I'm afraid.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!

Boobs? Average...

Body? Average...

Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!

Average is seriously underrated.

I hope Todgermoore sees this he’s my perfect bloke - he’s definitely getting an above average shag!!

Wow thanks so much for that Coyote xx. Im sure you’re not average at all and besides the mind blowing sex - im nothing special!!! Unless you’re counting witty, charming, worldly, knowledgeable, intelligent, hilarious & incredibly humble?? Xxx

Yeah I never do above average.

It's always well below I'm afraid. "

I’ll Meet you there!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!

Boobs? Average...

Body? Average...

Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!

Average is seriously underrated.

I hope Todgermoore sees this he’s my perfect bloke - he’s definitely getting an above average shag!!

Wow thanks so much for that Coyote xx. Im sure you’re not average at all and besides the mind blowing sex - im nothing special!!! Unless you’re counting witty, charming, worldly, knowledgeable, intelligent, hilarious & incredibly humble?? Xxx

Yeah I never do above average.

It's always well below I'm afraid.

I’ll Meet you there!! "

Oh and another thing - i read that small novel of a profile all the way to the end - and still don’t know whodunnit - i digress - you said it was all true bar 2 things you checked twice - is It possible you counted one

Thing twice and got the total wrong or did you count 4 things then divide by the number of times checked to get 2?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good to see people still take stuff far too seriously. "

Did you seriously think that would have changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average is good. At least that’s what I tell my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy all the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see people still take stuff far too seriously. "

I mean... You did ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good to see people still take stuff far too seriously.

I mean... You did ask "

That was my first mistake.

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

I like being average it’s always a little ego boost if people think your a little more

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Average can be great. People can be exceptional in other ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class myself as the average kind of girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The average dress size for women in the UK is a 16, with the average female measurements being a bust of 38.5 inches (98 cm), a waist of 34 inches (86 cm) and hips of 40.5 inches (103 cm).'

I guess I'm favouring the below average!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you’re slim not average!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol you’re slim not average! "

Nah I just take cleverly angled photos and use a lotttttt of filters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm median, not average.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm median, not average. "

Yeah well on these criteria, I'm somewhere in the upper quartile, well above average

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