FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a pirate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you rather have a peg leg or an eye patch?

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By *weet DisasterWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Peg leg..

With a fake eye patch too

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Definitely an eye patch, wouldn't want to get the peg stuck in a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are Pirates called Pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrreee

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Eye patch, they were mostly used by pirates with perfect vision anyway, they’d keep it covered above deck and flip it up while going to the darker areas below so they could see better

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Why dose it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet...Because they spend so long at C .....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Aye patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take either if it meant I could have a parrot.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I can't help but think of the "Angry Pirate".

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

hook hand please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soul patch

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

"Would you rather have a peg leg or an eye patch?"

Eye patch. It’s fuck all to do with losing an eye. It just preserves your “night vision” when you have to go back below deck where it’s dark.

Learned that when I went to the Royal Navy museum in Portsmouth recently.

So yeah I’ll take the eye patch and not lose my leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye patch, for the most part pirates wore an eye patch to train on of their eyes for daylight and the other for night time, rather go through that instead of loosing a leg

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

"Eye patch, for the most part pirates wore an eye patch to train on of their eyes for daylight and the other for night time, rather go through that instead of loosing a leg

Great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peg leg so I can still say ‘look at me, I’m the captain now’

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Peg leg.. .. with batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye patch. Talk to someone eye patch left eye. When they not paying attention switch to right eye. Repeat. Watch their mental state shrivel like a landlubber on a sunny deck. Take their boat.

Repeat until I have an armada of largely mentally fucked sailors who all think I’m a goddess.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Eyepatch. I would 100% suit an eyepatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An eyepatch because who picks a peg leg out of choice! What is wrong with you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An eye patch! Doubt a peg leg would be that sturdy when you're being bent over in standing doggy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eye patch, they were mostly used by pirates with perfect vision anyway, they’d keep it covered above deck and flip it up while going to the darker areas below so they could see better "

I never knew that, thank you!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A peg leg of course so I can hide me treasure map in it..

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Eye patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye patch

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

and like all good pirates, I'd do all my shopping at AARRRGOS....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An eyepatch because who picks a peg leg out of choice! What is wrong with you?!

I’m the captain now.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"An eyepatch because who picks a peg leg out of choice! What is wrong with you?!

I’m the captain now. "

Can I be seaman Staines…. Just need roger the cabin boy now..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

iPatch. You get more frequent firmware updates from Apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peg leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the patch come with a parrot?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Eye patch definitely. Nothing says pirate (or general bad man) like an eye patch. But having a gammy walk doesn't necessarily say pirate and may be just misconstrued for being pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye patch as you'll still have one good eye. Does it have to be a peg leg? Surely in 2022 pirates have prosthetics by now? That may completely change my answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An eyepatch because who picks a peg leg out of choice! What is wrong with you?!

I’m the captain now. "

You might be the captain but I've got all the booooooooooty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"iPatch. You get more frequent firmware updates from Apple.

Baa daa bom.... ting (no gifs on here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye patch… can I have a parrot also?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An eyepatch because who picks a peg leg out of choice! What is wrong with you?!

I’m the captain now.

You might be the captain but I've got all the booooooooooty.

Clap clap clap!

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

An eye patch with bling (obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why isn't a hook an option? I want a hook.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I like my legs. They support me.

Probably an eye patch as i can hide my gold behind it.

Arrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been 45 years working at sea and I was actually a “pirate” in a legal sense for a very short but glorious period.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Happy to lose my left leg, so I'll take the prosthetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be constantly legless with a peg leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why isn't a hook an option? I want a hook."

Err, ok

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I would have Captain Barbosa's peg leg

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A parrot that has been trained not to shit on the leopard print

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