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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone ever said anything they didn’t intend to completely by accident?

I was camping one day and a couple of guys passed me on bikes.

I nodded to them and started to say ’You good?’ at the same time they asked me,

‘How are you?’

I tried to answer ‘I’m okay’, but the problem was I’d already started to ask ‘You good?’

What came out was a very cheery ‘You’re gay!’

I don’t know whether they were or not, regardless, it didn’t need pointing out.

I think they took it very well as they cycled off frowning.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

that just made me laugh

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

In an email to a senior manager, I intended "Can I call you today?" but a simple typo meant it read "Can I call you toady?"

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"In an email to a senior manager, I intended "Can I call you today?" but a simple typo meant it read "Can I call you toady?""

K

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"In an email to a senior manager, I intended "Can I call you today?" but a simple typo meant it read "Can I call you toady?""

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

In the days when I had someone to do my typing for me and word processors were a distant dream I had to return a letter for correction because they'd typed 'diso cunt' instead of 'discount'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Scottish and can’t pronounce the name Carl without it coming out like Carol. Had a very long winded conversation on the phone at work trying to take a guys name. “Carl”

“Carol yeah”

“No Carl”

“That’s what I’m saying Carol”

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

There is a gorgeous guy who lives quite near me. One day he passed by when I was walking the dog and I said 'Oh you smell lovely'. I then blushed and he smiled. Obviously I didn't mean to say what I was thinking out loud.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I’m Scottish and can’t pronounce the name Carl without it coming out like Carol. Had a very long winded conversation on the phone at work trying to take a guys name. “Carl”

“Carol yeah”

“No Carl”

“That’s what I’m saying Carol” "

I can actually hear that !!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"I’m Scottish and can’t pronounce the name Carl without it coming out like Carol. Had a very long winded conversation on the phone at work trying to take a guys name. “Carl”

“Carol yeah”

“No Carl”

“That’s what I’m saying Carol”

I can actually hear that !! "

Malfunctioning hearing aid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m Scottish and can’t pronounce the name Carl without it coming out like Carol. Had a very long winded conversation on the phone at work trying to take a guys name. “Carl”

“Carol yeah”

“No Carl”

“That’s what I’m saying Carol” "

Its a nightmare being scottish.. trying saying Carls purple burglar alarm

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