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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for the day.

But push a man out of the plane at 36000 feet and he will fly for the rest of his life.

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By *orld Cup WillyMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself.

He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.

^ I Googled that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a man on fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire he’ll be warm the rest of his life.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for the day.

But push a man out of the plane at 36000 feet and he will fly for the rest of his life."

That is so right ! Short life.....

Hmmmmmmm NOPE ! he will FALL for the rest of his life.

Unless he doesn't die........

than what ?

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

He might just get soooked up into the engine

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he'll turn around and mansplain it to me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use once a year.

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