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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might

Help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I do believe some people have been applying that as the Fab formula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but,,,,There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sums it all up, I suppose.

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By *panddownMan
over a year ago

Broughton

Technically 100% is the maximum can be given.

If you were to give 100% of your salary away there would be nothing left to give, giving 103% or 1000% as you said is bull!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might

Help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least a blow job gets us 79%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL... Love it .... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah but,,,,There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't!

"

Spat wine out, ta!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

WHo says binary isnt sexy...;-)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As Superramfan, I always give 142%

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