FabSwingers.com forum: Would you have sex for a biscuit?

By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?

If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a foxes chocolate biscuits I'd consider it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Depends on the biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?

If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go? "

Probably just fingers.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"For a foxes chocolate biscuits I'd consider it

You can have my chunky chocolate ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a lovely lady offers me sex I will take her donuts

And I will eat as much as she likes

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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago

Castle Douglas

Maybe for one of them oversized bourbon creams.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Viennese. The finger joke's already been made.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Maybe for one of them oversized bourbon creams."

You can dip my biscuit anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a soggy biscuit? You're not tricking me that way.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Only one biscuit not a packet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the biscuit on offer?

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

My granny works at the Fox’s factory.

#FannyMagnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And do Jaffa Cakes count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My granny works at the Fox’s factory.

#FannyMagnet "
ooooft i love a good gilfing

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By *ssexBarebackCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Thurrock

No but I probably would for a box of those Lindt Lindor balls, I'm such a high maintenance girl, lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If she had chocolate hobnobs on her nipples...yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soggy biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a KitKat yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soggy biscuit?"

I asked that above lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I probably would for a box of those Lindt Lindor balls, I'm such a high maintenance girl, lol"

Mwaaaaah my favourites , always have a tablet of Lindts , Yuma Yuma ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soggy biscuit?

I asked that above lol"

I really should read the rest of the thread.

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

Remember that school thing (I think it was actually like ‘shag your gran’ or something but it went a lot like this

“Would you have sex for a biscuit?”

“Would you do it for TWO biscuits?”

“Well what would you do it for then?”

(Disgusted) Nothing

Errrrr…. So you’d do it do FREE….. what a prozzie…..

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

For the whole biscuit factory maybe

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I would.

I love biscuits.

Jaffa cakes. Yes, they ARE a biscuit. But if it isn't an M&S lemon & lime Jaffa cake, you're only getting a blowie

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

"I would.

I love biscuits.

Jaffa cakes. Yes, they ARE a biscuit. But if it isn't an M&S lemon & lime Jaffa cake, you're only getting a blowie

Check you out you posh cow

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I would.

I love biscuits.

Jaffa cakes. Yes, they ARE a biscuit. But if it isn't an M&S lemon & lime Jaffa cake, you're only getting a blowie

Check you out you posh cow

I can't afford them anymore, hence offering carnal pleasures for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember that school thing (I think it was actually like ‘shag your gran’ or something but it went a lot like this

“Would you have sex for a biscuit?”

“Would you do it for TWO biscuits?”

“Well what would you do it for then?”

(Disgusted) Nothing

Errrrr…. So you’d do it do FREE….. what a prozzie…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookie dough with all the toppings

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

It would have to be a Lifetime supply of jammy Dodgers though

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Stanwell

For a pack of milk chocolate digestives absolutely!

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I have to say, if I knew how many of you could be had for a biscuit or two, I'd have had the offer on my profile long ago.

And for the record...I would.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Who with, what biscuit, how many and does it come with some decent tea?

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

I would have sex for an empty packet . Wait do I sound desperate

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

No. But if there is a cheesecake on offer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Biscuits

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'd consider it if you were offering lemon puff biscuits and a pot of tea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give a right good snog for a party ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be bribed with a tea cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% for a Ginger Nut. Defo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?

If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go?

Probably just fingers."

For chocolate fingers?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Not sure. Are we talking the quality thick chocolate coated biscuits (the ones that are more chocolate than biscuit and you tend to only treat yourself around Christmas)? If so I'd probably be open to entertaining the proposal and at least looking at negotiations.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I might for a large bar of dairy milk... Chocolate is getting so expensive

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have a hankering for lemon puffs….hit me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gold bar any I’m anyones haha

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have a hankering for lemon puffs….hit me up

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me too!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I have a hankering for lemon puffs….hit me up

me too!"

They’re a bit retro

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"A gold bar any I’m anyones haha "

Beat me to it!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have a hankering for lemon puffs….hit me up

me too!

They’re a bit retro

A classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?

If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go?

Probably just fingers.

For chocolate fingers? "

Never without permission.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd consider it if you were offering lemon puff biscuits and a pot of tea..

As it happens

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

I am partial to a suggestive digestive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the biscuit. Chocolate chip cookies? Yes? Fig rolls? Not if you said you'd give me the best blowjob of my life

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'd risk it for a biscuit x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd consider it if you were offering lemon puff biscuits and a pot of tea..

As it happens

Well hello there..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm going to get some lemon puffs now

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm going to get some lemon puffs now "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd consider it if you were offering lemon puff biscuits and a pot of tea..

As it happens

Well hello there..

Yorkshire Tea OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?

If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go? "

I’d never have sex with a biscuit you would end up with crumbs in your bell end

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

No! I dislike biscuits

I don’t like crunchy textures

Mr is a fan of many biscuits though so I guess he wouldn’t be fussy!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd consider it if you were offering lemon puff biscuits and a pot of tea..

As it happens

Well hello there..

Yorkshire Tea OK?

You know it is!

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I wouldn't risk it for a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure. Are we talking the quality thick chocolate coated biscuits (the ones that are more chocolate than biscuit and you tend to only treat yourself around Christmas)? If so I'd probably be open to entertaining the proposal and at least looking at negotiations."

It is nearly Christmas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoping nobody mentions arse biscuits

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"I have a hankering for lemon puffs….hit me up

me too!"

I have lemon puffs make an orderly queue…

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have a hankering for lemon puffs….hit me up

me too!

I have lemon puffs make an orderly queue…"

Do you have tea??

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"I have a hankering for lemon puffs….hit me up

me too!

I have lemon puffs make an orderly queue…

Do you have tea??"

Plenty of tea

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have a hankering for lemon puffs….hit me up

me too!

I have lemon puffs make an orderly queue…

Do you have tea??

Plenty of tea"

What sort of tea?

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"I have a hankering for lemon puffs….hit me up

me too!

I have lemon puffs make an orderly queue…

Do you have tea??

Plenty of tea

What sort of tea?"

Assam and Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will do anything for a hob knob.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Say it loud, say it proud, I am a slut for biscuits.

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By *artytymemeMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

I quite fancy a ginger biscuit

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ok ok, who soiled this thread with talk of Jaffa Cakes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok ok, who soiled this thread with talk of Jaffa Cakes

Sorry.

I thought I was safe with Wonko in hiding.

Am I forgiven? X

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Ok ok, who soiled this thread with talk of Jaffa Cakes

Sorry.

I thought I was safe with Wonko in hiding.

Am I forgiven? X"

What has happened to the poor chap?

Of course you’re forgiven x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok ok, who soiled this thread with talk of Jaffa Cakes

Sorry.

I thought I was safe with Wonko in hiding.

Am I forgiven? X

What has happened to the poor chap?

Of course you’re forgiven x"

Not sure, but I miss him.

Thank you, lovely. X

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

It is nearly Christmas..."

It is, isn't it. Which means the shelves will soon be full of them. Thus their value as a commodity will decrease. So I'm probably in a good position to dream big and be optimistic with my opening gambit.

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Yes... as long as its a jammy dodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate Hob Nob

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Offer me a choco lintz and my face is yours for sitting.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

French fancy anyone?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Throw in a cup of coffee and make the biscuit a fox's classic and it's a yes from me.

Ruby

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Mr - yes

Mrs - umm depends who with

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got some fig rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Biscuits, will travel

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Is a jaffa cake a biscuit??? Controversial!!!!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Maybe yes for a Wagon Wheel

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Chocolate Hob Nob

"
. I told you not to use my secret ‘sex’ name on here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuit, no.

Garlic bread? Hell yeah.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes, it's the future. I've tasted it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any of you get crumbs in my bed, you're out the door!

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Lemon puffs are all gone now, but I do have Jam Creams, chocolate hob nobs and crunch creams

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

2 packs of Jammie dodges and you’ve got a deal, nothing less than 2 packs though, 8 biscuits ain’t worth my time

The mr

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I have 4 packs of Jam Creams, prefer them over Jammy Dodgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?

If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go? "

As long as they eat it before! Horrible having crumbs in bed! I'm guessing you're taking to just women? You don't need a biscuit to persuade a man lol

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Jaffa Cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as a coffee came with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa Cakes"

Not a biscuit,

sorry for being pedantic

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