FabSwingers.com forum: Irritating sayings

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Ventured into chat rooms ( i know its my own fault). Saw someone come in and say ‘ Sorry - not sorry - i was busy when someone asked where they’d been!

Sorry not sorry - thats my nomination - arseholes!!

Over to you!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Here for a good time, not a long time"

Usually has me

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

""Here for a good time, not a long time"

Usually has me

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often said by the dullest bastards on the planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite, unless you ask me to?

Sends shivers down my spine, and not in a good way.

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By *red and daphneCouple
over a year ago

in the middle

Not three bad, as apposed to 'not too bad' , which is quicker to say and makes a lot more sense.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I don't bite, unless you ask me to?

Sends shivers down my spine, and not in a good way."

Off to a flying start with these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could name 1 or 2 but I'm keeping my mouth shut.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Smile it could never happen.

To a visibly sad person it probably has.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It would have been worse under Labour.

Just what, in their eyes, do the tories have to do for it to have been better under Labour?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Just about all of the management speak phrases - reach out, think outside the box, blue sky thinking, touch base etc etc

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

How are you? all the better for speaking to you.

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

People who say “Absolutely “ instead of yes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say “Absolutely “ instead of yes !"

Absolutely!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"People who say “Absolutely “ instead of yes !

Absolutely!

Absofuckinlutely???

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By *occiMan
over a year ago

Co Down

"Give your head a wobble"

Like wtf does this even mean or what is it meant to portray to the person it's said to?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It is what it is

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Living in your head rent free". Yeah, that's how memory works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that."

And Fri-yay at beer o'clock because we're not happy unless we have alcohol in us

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

""Here for a good time, not a long time"

Usually has me

Should be punishable by death.

Same as only god can judge me. Usually said by some scumbag that's never been to church.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that.

And Fri-yay at beer o'clock because we're not happy unless we have alcohol in us"

I love a drink but those people think alcohol is a personality trait.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that.

And Fri-yay at beer o'clock because we're not happy unless we have alcohol in us

I love a drink but those people think alcohol is a personality trait."

Think it's just boring people trying to be interesting. And failing.

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

Not a saying, just a word. Literally. A large majority of people are saying it all the time, in every sentence they speak or type. And for some reason it does my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that.

And Fri-yay at beer o'clock because we're not happy unless we have alcohol in us

I love a drink but those people think alcohol is a personality trait.

Think it's just boring people trying to be interesting. And failing. "

True. If I see any of this on here and social media this weekend I’m going on a blocking spree

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

'On the daily'.

Oh you mean everday? Twat.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Loving these - we are surrounded by twats it seems

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By *allguynowMan
over a year ago

durham

Oh my days!! Hate it.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

You do you

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"It's what I call...", which is usually followed by what we ALL call it!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug and pour it out in front of them while maintaining eye contact the whole way. What are you gonna do about your coffee now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Bad

Oh my days

'Anyways' - yanks

Evenin' All

All said by wankers of the highest order.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

"My Bad

Oh my days

'Anyways' - yanks

Evenin' All

All said by wankers of the highest order."

Add laters

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Loving these - we are surrounded by twats it seems

Have you seriously only just noticed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of lee evans

“It’s always in the last place you look”

Well yeah, I wouldn’t look, find it, then keep fucking looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another day another dollar.

I use to work with someone who said this every morning...some days I would hide from her.

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By *akingMemoriesMan
over a year ago

Toronto

‘Cheer up!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all the same size lying down

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Anything American that gets used over here, particularly My Bad’.

Usually trotted out by people who think they sound cool or some prat who thinks he’s ’a gangster innit’, while mainly just looking like a poorly educated imbecile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug and pour it out in front of them while maintaining eye contact the whole way. What are you gonna do about your coffee now?!"

Lol! This is me. Hope you’re not attached to your balls

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Have you spoken to a professional about these urges??

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Loving these - we are surrounded by twats it seems

Have you seriously only just noticed?

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you know i live in a world of fluffy pillows and dreams - or your cleavage as its often known xxx

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By *weet DisasterWoman
over a year ago

Preston

“I’m just being honest” after being a twat

“I tell it like it is” usually having given their shitty opinion

“Bae” can’t stand it

Nope, nope and nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wowzers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

University of life

Pick your brains

Hotwife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say they hate the word ‘moist’. It’s not a personality trait, and you’re boring - not enlightened lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Another day another dollar.

I use to work with someone who said this every morning...some days I would hide from her. "

I used to retort with ....another duster.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'm not being funny but..,usually before they're going to slag someone off.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

In shops and worse of all call centres "Have you tried online?"

Cause I bloody have, it didn't work online that's why I'm on the phone.

Cue 20 minute of aural torture.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Lol! This is me. Hope you’re not attached to your balls

Pffft do your worst

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

It's only a bit of bantaaa.

Bants mate bants

Lads lads lads

To name few.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Holibobs

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Holibobs

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death sentence worthy!!

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By *eptimiusMan
over a year ago

East

Starting sentences with So...

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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago

Castle Douglas

"don't hate me but..." Then proceed to inform you of something that has nothing to do with them, so you'd have no reason to "hate them" for it. What? Fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for you won't go by you. Useless trash disguised as wisdom.

"I mean I'm worried about the future I don't know how I'll carry on."

"What's for you won't go by you."

Thanks that helps...

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'm not being funny but..,usually before they're going to slag someone off.

You beat me to it

They’re not funny in the slightest so just get on with what you’re fucking saying

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby

"At the end of the day!" . . . . .

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

common sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol! This is me. Hope you’re not attached to your balls

Pffft do your worst

Such a pervert that you’d probably enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another day another dollar.

I use to work with someone who said this every morning...some days I would hide from her. "

Oh my God I worked with someone who did the same thing!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Another day another dollar.

I use to work with someone who said this every morning...some days I would hide from her.

Oh my God I worked with someone who did the same thing!"

Hid from you ?

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By *ater ratMan
over a year ago

Brynteg Anglesey, Manchester, or wherever work send me

“ Beautiful inside & out “

They may look attractive but I certainly wouldn’t want to cut them open to see .

“ Yes , 100% “

It’s either Yes or No ?

And finally …… “Sydney University….”

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Turn that frown upside down - go on then… see what happens twunt!

im such an eggy old bastard at times - this thread has made me realise I shouldn’t be near other people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks, see ya later"

When said to complete strangers who will never cross paths again. Like when leaving a shop or collecting food order..

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

""At the end of the day!" . . . . ."
its tommorow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could name 1 or 2 but I'm keeping my mouth shut. "

Is that the saying ? Or u only staring it ^^ ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m not an alcoholic ”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say “Absolutely “ instead of yes !"

Hands up….horribly guilty of this one

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"“I’m not an alcoholic ”"

Im an enthusiastic bottle collector and im cleaning them of residue wine!! Lef over from when i pulled the cork out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sayings irritate me unless someone calls me something that I’m not .

Some sayings are ( don’t know the word )

You know when u say : “ohhh that’s a shame “

When a lady says “ ****** only “ or “ ****** only .

Doesn’t irritate but is a bit like . Oh bugga

Respect , hope everyone find they peace and happiness …

And get really sore in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I’m not an alcoholic ”"

Me neither , is the drinks are addicted to me .

And my shoes have a 1 direction system .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awesome!"

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It's always in the last place you look".

It would be a bit weird to continue looking after you've found it.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

"No sayings irritate me unless someone calls me something that I’m not .

Some sayings are ( don’t know the word )

You know when u say : “ohhh that’s a shame “

When a lady says “ ****** only “ or “ ****** only .

Doesn’t irritate but is a bit like . Oh bugga

Respect , hope everyone find they peace and happiness …

And get really sore in the end

Replacing the er at the end of a word with a.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living the dream"

In answer to being asked how they are today.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

""Living the dream"

In answer to being asked how they are today. "

Unless theyre in a coma maybe?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The kids round here have started saying, 'say nuh-unn', like they're on an episode of Top Boy. It's so cringe.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just putting the world to rights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"while yer down there luv"

Everyone then feels obliged to roll thier eyes, chuckling 'oh he is a cheeky one isn't he aye'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Be yourself”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Wind ya neck in' and 'alright fella, calm down'.....guaranteed to make me want to 'not' calm down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just being honest

what & your not normally

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

when someone say soon be christmas in july,, fuck off

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

In the forums it's 'getting the popcorn' usually by some idiot who thinks they're being funny.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Like it's when people like say like for like explaining like stuff but like not things they like like.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

When people say everything happens for a reason. It doesn’t, sometimes life is just shit.

Also lately I’ve noticed the word brought has replaced bought? Strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the forums it's 'getting the popcorn' usually by some idiot who thinks they're being funny.

I eat mine too fast so I have to grab more

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By *eteandjen69Couple
over a year ago

swansea

‘I was just going to say’….I work with someone who says that after every single thing I say!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"When people say everything happens for a reason. It doesn’t, sometimes life is just shit.

Also lately I’ve noticed the word brought has replaced bought? Strange "

Like when they use defiantly or definately instead of definitely - its because they cant speak english

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

""Living the dream"

In answer to being asked how they are today. "

I said this today - I’m deeply ashamed! Although, I said ‘living the fucking dream’ not sure if it adds anything really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey wa zap “ Brov “

Yeah brov

Can’t stand it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My man pussy .. makes me vomit

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Email “Hope your well”

Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moving forward always grinds my gears

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

How are you?

Don't ask me that; you won't like the answer, as it's not going to be the ever-so-predictable "fine".

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Moving forward always grinds my gears

You need more oil and or a new sump plug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Age is just a number”

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

oh shit i said that on hear other day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How're u diddlin'? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob’s your uncle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t beat around the bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob’s your uncle "

And Ricky's your aunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

born out of wedlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob’s your uncle

And Ricky's your aunt."

wasn’t expecting that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob’s your uncle

And Ricky's your aunt.

wasn’t expecting that one

Typical Machado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob’s your uncle

And Ricky's your aunt.

wasn’t expecting that one

Typical Machado."

Can’t agree more because les murs ont des oreilles

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Living my best life.’

That fucking well pisses me right off.

I mean really.

Mutherfuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob’s your uncle

And Ricky's your aunt.

wasn’t expecting that one

Typical Machado.

Can’t agree more because les murs ont des oreilles "

Olly Murs is a pain on everyone's ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Age is just a number”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile it could never happen.

To a visibly sad person it probably has. "

I always look sad, that's why when we had to wear face masks everywhere no one said it to me for nearly 2 years!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

It is what it is

Obviously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob’s your uncle

And Ricky's your aunt.

wasn’t expecting that one

Typical Machado.

Can’t agree more because les murs ont des oreilles

Olly Murs is a pain on everyone's ears."

Brigitte aime le cul sec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""At the end of the day!" . . . . ."

It's night. Sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeky Nando's

Why is it cheeky, it's just shit chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone on a dating site will recognise:

Love nights in and nights out

Looking for my partner in crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s not written down it never happened.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Bob’s your uncle "

Nearly, his surname was Roberts.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"“Age is just a number”

Prince Andrew's motto.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

""Living the dream"

In answer to being asked how they are today.

I said this today - I’m deeply ashamed! Although, I said ‘living the fucking dream’ not sure if it adds anything really

It's ok if you were being sarcastic

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By *readsOfValhallaCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

People who say they "hate" something, It makes me sad....Also people who use the word literally completely out of context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Age is just a number”

Prince Andrew's mott."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitty miserable sad comments literally makes my brain boil ,

Can be with the biggest hard on of the day , goes straight to snail size mode in no time

Really can’t stand it …

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"How are you?

Don't ask me that; you won't like the answer, as it's not going to be the ever-so-predictable "fine"."

I had a rep ask me that the other day. Told him to grab a chair and gave him a honest answer about my neck ache, lack of holidays left to take, constant battling with my team of engineers, the fact my big toe still hurts after having gout 3 months ago, my daughter is a pain in the ass, it’s given rain when I’m away in the lakes this weekend etc etc. He actually said he will never ask me that again

winner winner chicken dinner

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just saying" as a pathetic excuse aimed at exonorating them from blame after an illconsidered, unjustified and offensive remark.

And the use of "Like" as a punctuation. Please can we stop doing that!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"How are you?

Don't ask me that; you won't like the answer, as it's not going to be the ever-so-predictable "fine".

winner winner chicken dinner

Class!! But reaaally - how are YOU!!! ( fuck off i dont care!!)

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"In the forums it's 'getting the popcorn' usually by some idiot who thinks they're being funny.

Fucking hell yes! And it's always a race to see which comedian can say it first

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Lol! This is me. Hope you’re not attached to your balls

Pffft do your worst

Such a pervert that you’d probably enjoy it

Why? What have you heard?

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By *otandhardcouple2Couple
over a year ago

stockton

"Just about all of the management speak phrases - reach out, think outside the box, blue sky thinking, touch base etc etc

Reminds me of the tv series

" The Office"

I hate it when guys say they could give oral for hours and can " breathe through their ears"

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks. "

I hate that one. How is it a shame?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Anyone who starts a reply with “so”

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Okies and coolio irritate me for no reason.

Man up or get a grip really pisses me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks. "

Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Just one word for me hun! X

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

This might be a grenade but I never hated the word "preference" until I joined here. Especially how it's used incorrectly all the time

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Bob’s your uncle "

Fanny's ur aunt x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Over using the word super, as in I'm super excited.

To me, it makes you sound like a presenter from Rainbow.

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"How are you?

Don't ask me that; you won't like the answer, as it's not going to be the ever-so-predictable "fine".

winner winner chicken dinner

Class!! But reaaally - how are YOU!!! ( fuck off i dont care!!)

Totally

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.

Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one i cant stand is 'so I turned round and said.....'

I know people who say that all the time and yet I've never seen them do a full 360 degree rotation on their feet.

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By *utterfly1983Couple
over a year ago

Widnes

420 friendly.. really annoys me every time

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.

I hate that one. How is it a shame?"

Shame for them maybe...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.

Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘

Great response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are all the same size lying down

Ha ha My half sister was going out with a famous basketball player back in the 80s and I was so excited to tell my dad and that he was 6'8 or something like that.

That was his response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Wind ya neck in' and 'alright fella, calm down'.....guaranteed to make me want to 'not' calm down."

Chillax

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

""Living the dream"

In answer to being asked how they are today. "

Tbf I say this when I would truly rather be comatose

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Just playing devil's advocate"

We're living in an age of police brutality, mass poverty, abortion rights being taken away, higher rates of mental illness than ever before... like my guy the devil is winning he does not need an advocate. Find a better phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time someone says, "everything happens for a reason".. punch them in the face.

-Really hard.

(Joking)

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Im not racist but (says something racist)

Using the phrase ‘Snowflake’ because someone reacted to something appalling they said.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Next time someone says, "everything happens for a reason".. punch them in the face.

-Really hard.

(Joking)

And tell them stupid sayings caused that punch in the face so itvwas kind of self prophesied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Fab I presume? If so

Roll on [insert some event]

Don’t pass him by ladies

Can’t wait for [insert some event]

Only [x] sleeps to [some event]

The bed was soaked, really ?

You know who you are

Say hi if you’re going to [ some event]

Quality over quantity

Read the profile, of course I do

The list goes on!

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

"Thanks for reaching out"

No, I'm not reaching for anything. I'm asking you something.

Idiots!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"On Fab I presume? If so

Roll on [insert some event]

Don’t pass him by ladies

Can’t wait for [insert some event]

Only [x] sleeps to [some event]

The bed was soaked, really ?

You know who you are

Say hi if you’re going to [ some event]

Quality over quantity

Read the profile, of course I do

The list goes on!"

Love these

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"oh no,it's not you it's me!"

"It's not what you said ....."

Bullshit both of them !

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By *ad Bod 2023Man
over a year ago

Beverley

"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.

Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘

If I get a polite 'no thanks' I often thank them for their reply and tell them "lucky escape"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.

Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘

If I get a polite 'no thanks' I often thank them for their reply and tell them "lucky escape"

I just say

“ welcome . thank you . Happy fabs “

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

‘How’s you?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Fab I presume? If so

Roll on [insert some event]

Don’t pass him by ladies

Can’t wait for [insert some event]

Only [x] sleeps to [some event]

The bed was soaked, really ?

You know who you are

Say hi if you’re going to [ some event]

Quality over quantity

Read the profile, of course I do

The list goes on!

Love these

Only [x] days to the weekend (usually on a Tuesday)

Nom Nom Nom

Please put [x] in your reply to show you have read the profile.

I don’t talk to silhouettes

Really relaxed guy and her pussy tasted sweet.

Had me cumming in seconds (really awkward 57 minutes that followed)

Don’t mess them about otherwise you will answer to me.

Look forward to round [x]

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Amazed the amount of Posts on this

Let’s shake the tree of good ideas…. Wtf does that mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘How’s you?’

Fancy a fuck I mean fancy a chat suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww look at him, living his best life"

Please just fuck off and lose the ability to speak will you.

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"If you know, you know" followed by winky emojis and a picture of a shit roast dinner

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

No sugar in my tea or coffee etc....I'm sweet enough....

Or any reference of food towards me.. calling me muffin..cupcake..pumpkin chocolate drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sup girl what you wearing... At 2 o'clock in afternoon.

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

"Turn that frown upside down - go on then… see what happens twunt!

im such an eggy old bastard at times - this thread has made me realise I shouldn’t be near other people

Twunt along with twatwaffle, oooh so clever to mix random swear words together

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

"'Wind ya neck in' and 'alright fella, calm down'.....guaranteed to make me want to 'not' calm down."

Probably says more about yourself....

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

"'Wind ya neck in' and 'alright fella, calm down'.....guaranteed to make me want to 'not' calm down.

Probably says more about yourself...."

Agree, probably, those terms are more a polite way of telling the person, STFU.

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By *urhamdebbiecdTV/TS
over a year ago

bishop auckland

Smashed it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Going forwards

Instead of in future

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By *r Mind CandyMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Well do you! So passive aggressive haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lidderally

Lol (did you? Did you really laugh out loud??)

Flag up

Reach out

Any trendy americanism.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Brainstorm

Blue Sky Thinking

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Turn that frown upside down - go on then… see what happens twunt!

im such an eggy old bastard at times - this thread has made me realise I shouldn’t be near other people

Twunt along with twatwaffle, oooh so clever to mix random swear words together

You forgot Cockwomble ….

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Brainstorm

Blue Sky Thinking"

Have you ever watched Drop the Dead Donkey? There is a character called Gus Hedges, who is the epitome of 90's management speak and general upper echelon arse licking verbal shite.

You could play management bullshit-bingo with his quotes.

Good series, just like Press Gang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that says LOL out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding hard to even type this... Mind Blown.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

""Just saying" as a pathetic excuse aimed at exonorating them from blame after an illconsidered, unjustified and offensive remark.

And the use of "Like" as a punctuation. Please can we stop doing that!! "

Cancel Youtube's/Meta's new dictionary and remove "off of", "bunch of" and "super" as the average 3 year old has a higher word count than some of these people.

Funny, how Grammarly never mentions any of these snowflake tems on their annoying ads.

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