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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brace yourselves

Lube up there's a kettle coming your way

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Hope they are not vegetarian. A chicken and bacon sandwich

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

£50 worth of premium unleaded... ENJOY!

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Hope the next poster is ready for a full size rugby ball

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Airbrush machine & compressor.

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Above? (Who’s the artist? ), please make my ass look good before we start?

Below. Headphones. If I turn the volume up , it might echo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A USB-C plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck two liter of iron Bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A USB-C plug "

Feeling recharged

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Shower gel

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

A kebab

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A micro SD card, so you would barely notice

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

A 100 watt solar panel kit!

You might wince a little

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By *omoxfordMan
over a year ago

leeds

A 2 litre bottle of vimto.

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Garden shed might make the eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£120 odd quits worth of diesel.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

2Kgs of chicken breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally an all singing, all dancing lavatory seat

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

2 tubs of chocolates

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"2 tubs of chocolates "

A pringles tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch, a 25kg bag of chicken feed.. sorry.

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By *outhwesthornMan
over a year ago

villamartin

Lasagne garlic bread and a bottle of wine Enjoy

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

A breakfast baguette

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

A multi pack of cheesy wotsits

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Open wide... a can of no bean Monster Caffeine in coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly noticeable probably: a miniature LED bulb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW X5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BMW X5 "
rubber gloves and bin bags...sorry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Super duper absorbent sanitary towels and some period knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 cartons of Aldi oat milk.

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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago

Castle Douglas

2L bottle of zero

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By *mallcock44Man
over a year ago

blackpool

8 foot by 4 foot roof boards 10 of them ouch splinters

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

10 kg of daffodil bulbs

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"10 kg of daffodil bulbs "

A grab a bag of cheesy wotsits.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Chinese bbq ribs and chilli chips … ohhh sticky bum hairs for you

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

An avocado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small double mattress...sorry poster below

NBVN x

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Well strike me down from above on this spot if I'm lying. Yesterday afternoon was the very first time in my life that I've actually let anyone stick foreign objects up my North end when I'm facing South, I allowed a very special lady put her butt plug up my arse, and leave it there till I cum deep inside her. The feeling was sensational! Then the two of us went to pick up a few bits and pieces at Morrisons. If milk cartons, mozzarella cheese, prawns, tissues, burgers, and garlic bread to name but a few things making those the last things I bought. If these items could have the same effect on me as her butt plug did less than an hour earlier, I'd settle for sticking either of them where the sun doesn't shine.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

2 litres of kefir yoghurt. Good luck with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 cans of baked beans and a box of eggs. Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 run flat, Bridgestone tyres for my mini.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

A two way USA travel adapter. Small but sharp

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

Bottle of aloe Vera baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Range Rover incoming lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Bottle of aloe Vera baby oil

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Cool … someone’s getting extendable hedge trimmers - 2.4 metres

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By *ust John nowCouple
over a year ago

South West

Washing machine ( sorry )

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Yay, last thing I bought was a little swimming nose clip

Thank F for that , I almost bought a TV , ouch

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Lingerie

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"Yay, last thing I bought was a little swimming nose clip

Thank F for that , I almost bought a TV , ouch "

Darn it just re-read post, I'm getting a washing machine wtf

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By *olvesfunguyMan
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Big mac, complete with monopoly stickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 minutes of sunbed time..

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Hockey jersey, should I just feed it in there?

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

Pint of Stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Stella "

Streaky bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna me a messy one, it's a large chocolate milkshake...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Pint of Stella

Streaky bacon "

My arse has never smelt so good!

The person below me will be mightily thankful (and highly bloody lucky!) because the last thing I purchased was a digital copy of the game, Isonzo for the PlayStation. Thy arsehole is entirely safe…..for now

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Cream cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cream cheese."

2 litre bottle of milk

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Cream cheese.

2 litre bottle of milk "

A Tesco big shop

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

2 elbow gloves and a knee brace…. Good luck!!!!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"2 elbow gloves and a knee brace…. Good luck!!!! "

Uh oh.

Deep breath and get the butter out.

Our new sofa arrived yesterday.

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By *aimeSmithTV/TS
over a year ago

Cliss

Bottle of wine and loaf of bread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jar of spice

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

Double sausage and egg McMuffin

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Double sausage and egg McMuffin "

Isn’t that normally going out at the same speed as it’s going in??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric drill and charger. 18v of Makita love on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat, Bon voyage

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Two pints of milk (fortunately purchased alongside a packet of butter). You’re welcome

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Oh, that will look pretty, it was some fringing for a costume

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

A loaf of bread

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Half a dozen bananas, packet of blueberries and some cartons of cat milk - trip to a&e after

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Three boxes of Go-cat

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By *annyDanielleMan
over a year ago

Street, Somerset

Who can squeeze in a cd?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Oh dear. Who in the fuck wants a wood chipper from homebase shoved up their ass. Come on guys, don't all rush at once.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Ouch

Bend over, a shark hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plane tickets

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

That sucks. Have a dairy milk.

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By *rTheDotsMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I have just bought a belt for golf. Might struggle to get it in hehe

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I'm gonna need a funnel... Caramel Costa coming up your poop chute ^^^

Cherry x

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Just bought 1kg of Greek yoghurt !

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

A bacon and cheese turnover from BP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bacon and cheese turnover from BP "

Enjoy that coat!

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By *umbriaman1962Man
over a year ago

outside of penrith

A house

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A 12kg bag of dog food, sorry!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A king size duck down duvet and two down feather pillows

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Yay, last thing I bought was a little swimming nose clip

Thank F for that , I almost bought a TV , ouch

Darn it just re-read post, I'm getting a washing machine wtf"

I got a bloody range rover

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

500ml can of relentless.

Brace yourself!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

French stick should go up OK x

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"French stick should go up OK x"

Was a large bottle of olive oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Henry cleaner ouch

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...


"£50 worth of premium unleaded... ENJOY!"

Ah, so just a drop then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Twix... you're welcome

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"French stick should go up OK x

Was a large bottle of olive oil "

Nicely lubed then ! Minus the bottle or could call it irrigation x

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"A Twix... you're welcome "

Oooh £30 worth of petrol!

Not sure how tgaf is going to feel???

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By *haring is caringCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Wetsuit. Enjoy

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

That's one for Ella....

3 Batman Graphic Novels anyone?

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint. Enjoy

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Open wide.......a mattress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hair clip/claw

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Stranger things poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oversized hoody lol

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

A tin opener

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Enjoy you rectally-inserted McDonalds Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin meal

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Relax and breath.....

KING SIZE MATTRESS!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot have my greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot Kale and Tapenade Macaroni cheese… that’ll make your eyes water

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By *parky4gMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

A new hose

Irrigation anybody ?

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

A bag of dried green lentils! Not sure that's gonna be fun !!!

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

A banoffee cruffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mach 3 blades

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Mini fish and chips with curry sauce

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

4 greggs sausage rolls, you want them one at a time or just mushed together

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A 16 seater passenger van OUCh

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"4 greggs sausage rolls, you want them one at a time or just mushed together "

One at a time please

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Half a tank of petrol!

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"Mach 3 blades "

I mean it’s not that hairy

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By *b72Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Half a tank of petrol!"
perfect timing. You two can have the yum yum's whilst I sit back with the coffee and enjoy ythe show.

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Sorry mate. A Wendy house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get off lightly, just bought a pen

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By *he HMFsCouple
over a year ago

Stratford Upon Avon

Thai Red Curry, that's gonna sting.

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By *evonNewbiesCouple
over a year ago

torquay

Sorry a valve steam deck, although I want it back lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thai Red Curry, that's gonna sting."

A big box of cat food..

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Bottle of listerine

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A rather large Mag-Lite Torch....

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Baked potatoes. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Artificial grass hoover/sweeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock extention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*extension

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London


"Artificial grass hoover/sweeper "

My cock needs a small trim before meet so ok. Be careful please as already short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large tin of dog food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pack of chocolate digestives

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A big Tesco delivery shop. Bread, Milk, Eggs, Cheese, Bleach.......it's gonna get messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sriracha wrap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of Cadburys fingers

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl

A box of pastries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudafed

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Jetboil Stove

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mealworms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doner Kabab

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Super soft loungewear.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Scotch pie and beans...

Sloppy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Scotch pie and beans...

Sloppy!"

A handmade violin I got from a maker in France

Sorry jayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken balti pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*jane*

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

McDonald's

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Power pack for my phone

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Scotch pie and beans...

Sloppy!

A handmade violin I got from a maker in France

Sorry jayne"

Ah, squeaky bum time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2L of milk

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of sparkling sauvignon a bottle of red wine and 2 one litre barista oat milks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best not!"

Go on do tell what you have bought..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best not!

Go on do tell what you have bought.. "

A Christmas tree!

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over a year ago


"Best not!

Go on do tell what you have bought..

A Christmas tree! "

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over a year ago


"Best not!

Go on do tell what you have bought..

A Christmas tree! "
Will you be putting it up yourself Bdum tish!

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over a year ago

A McDonalds

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you


"A McDonalds "

Protein bar

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me


"A McDonalds

Protein bar "

A litre bottle of sparkling water (that's going to smart )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jacket Your anus won’t be cold this winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat feast with jalapeños... ir bum might be a bit sore tomorrow lol

Mrs B

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Meat feast with jalapeños... ir bum might be a bit sore tomorrow lol

Mrs B"

Ooh sorry, just bought a dip station for my gym

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over a year ago


"Meat feast with jalapeños... ir bum might be a bit sore tomorrow lol

Mrs B

Ooh sorry, just bought a dip station for my gym "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

4 Cans of Guiness

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Meat feast with jalapeños... ir bum might be a bit sore tomorrow lol

Mrs B

Ooh sorry, just bought a dip station for my gym

"

mixed kebab and onion rings with chilli sauce and mayo

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Chinese takeaway

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

A lettuce and two pints of milk it is

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

deal !

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me


"deal !"

A red wine bottle, is it ok if i drink the wine first?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm afraid you're getting a takeaway shoved up your ass... Don't worry, it's not Curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm a very nice Greek wrap, don’t worry it’s definitely tsasiki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch... a GLS Mercedes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear lord. Gently. Please!

A loaf of bread

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