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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There must be something in the air tonight as 30% of them have displayed a new meet verification…. 40% are pissed off as can’t even get a chat going…20% are looking to meet and 10% are bored and horny……. They do make me giggle thou…. Cmon share yours with me pleasssseeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as my age limit is 99 to 99 I have none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a disproportionate amount of women posting new cleavage pics on mine.

Which is always a good thing!

Someone wants their windows cleaned, there’s someone complaining about men sending them willy pics, and someone says her fella fucked her so hard last night her pussy is very sore today.

You know, the usual

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Nothing exciting on mine, although a couple has changed their mind about going dogging tonight, I think the torrential downpour might have something to do with it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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There are 6 peniseseses, 3 tongues and lots of swearing it would seem

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

It's pretty boring here. People are commenting on the weather saying it's cold, no shit Sherlock it's nearly October in Scotland.

There are a few photos of genitalia, male and female and a couple of photos of ladies kissing the said genitalia.

And someone is in need of a right good fucking, one that will content her. I get the impression she hasn't been satisfied for a while.

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By *weet DisasterWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Mine is full of “meet now”, “who’s free” and such.. a few new pics and the usual “everyone’s a time waster” status

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

A man wants to suck cock and is looking for willing men.

Another misses giving back rubs to a certain person and one wants showing the way of fab.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Someone’s drinking wine on a work night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed one on mines the other day that pretty much said, this guy is married and if people don't leave him alone he will be divorced soon

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Someone near me is on a sofa waiting for sex to arrive.

Deliveroo must be branching out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well as my age limit is 99 to 99 I have none "

There’s someone out there for everyone mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One with status.....zzzzzz

One ....braless wins votes.

Couldn't be bothered ho read the rest as most are just cock pics

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Well as my age limit is 99 to 99 I have none

There’s someone out there for everyone mate "

You say that, but as a 99 year old who's always been into much older women, my dating pool is increasingly limited.

Unless I move to Florida, I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone on mine the other day wanted a women to fart in his face

Bloody Norfolk folk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m bumping this as I’m nosey and want to know what’s going on so cmon people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/09/22 14:36:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone on mine the other day wanted a women to fart in his face

Bloody Norfolk folk! "

Ha, he messaged me, thankfully I could truthfully say he was too far away!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos "

Everyone has local updates, nothing to do with your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is filled mainly with females explaining that "Mother nature has ruined their fun", Couples barking "READ THE F"*KING PROFILE OR GET BLOCKED!!" and people explaining that "Last night was amazing....." But without going into any detail.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos

Everyone has local updates, nothing to do with your profile "

oh no I have them yes but the last one was about 5 hours ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is filled mainly with females explaining that "Mother nature has ruined their fun", Couples barking "READ THE F"*KING PROFILE OR GET BLOCKED!!" and people explaining that "Last night was amazing....." But without going into any detail. "

I’ve noticed everyday a single guy asking for a fem to join him and he’s partner for ffm but he doesn’t mention he’s partner on he’s profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos

Everyone has local updates, nothing to do with your profile oh no I have them yes but the last one was about 5 hours ago "

Boring

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Someone near me is on a sofa waiting for sex to arrive.

Deliveroo must be branching out."

Or a posh bird with nowhere to put her recycling.

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Do know a wife a few streets away and go and visit her regular. Can be a bit risky so usually never do this. Hard to resist this one though as a lovely lady. One who you can talk to nicely all day

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Mines really boring today... A few parked up in places, most looking for a woman in *insert area* who can accommodate.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A couple of new members, one or two displayed a new veri, one desperately wants cock, same old same old really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is couples complaining (Read the profile/why is nobody genuine/single men are *insert insult here*/etc),women touting their content and people trying to score drugs.Pretty much the same old crap it was last time I was on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ "

Must have been a dinosaur in a previous life, a Lickalotapuss.

Don't worry I will see myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is looking.

No-one is fu’ckin’

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Everyone is happy it's the weekend

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

A Lady is saying to pick which hole to fuck. The options are in her latest pic.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ "

Bet you wouldn't have the heart to tell him he's doing it wrong uf uts taking that long!

Lots of "bored" statuses, which helpfully filters people with no imagination for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ "
must me one hell of an ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’

Bet you wouldn't have the heart to tell him he's doing it wrong uf uts taking that long!

Lots of "bored" statuses, which helpfully filters people with no imagination for me "

Oh I would tell him

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

i reckon i should post an update about not getting a response from the updates thread?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One local gentleman is a pussyeater with magic fingers and has his number on show for those who want to partake.

Another offers the chance to chill with the bid boyz. I can't decide if he means bad boys, big boys or possibly him and his friends work for the local Bid company

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Or he could be working for a famous German newspaper?

Some kind of Sydney University hook up (so to speak) maybe?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Our local updates seems to be full of "don't message if you haven't read the profile" status updates.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Our local updates seems to be full of "don't message if you haven't read the profile" status updates.

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Why would anyone do that anyway?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The word ‘club’ is mentioned on a lot of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady with a beard is licking cum off her fingers and saying "mmmm" or maybe "Uhmmmm" a lot and asking if I'd like to cum on her tits. The answer is no. Pass the mind bleach.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

2 out of 3 have viewed our profile and the 3rd is enjoying the stories section of the forum

The 2 who looked obvs weren’t interested

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

People shopping and basking in afterglow as well as a cd offering to suck cock so quite normal in my area

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Someone offering benefits to hotel or B&B owners for a free stay

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Usual cocks and toilets on mine. A few 'any hole's a goal' guys who have run out of messages.

Enjoying the guy who has posted that his new chat up line is 'come round to mine, I've got the heating on'. I'm sold.

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford


"Usual cocks and toilets on mine. A few 'any hole's a goal' guys who have run out of messages.

Enjoying the guy who has posted that his new chat up line is 'come round to mine, I've got the heating on'. I'm sold."

If any hole’s a goal then you’re the last minute winner in extra time for the World Cup

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Usual cocks and toilets on mine. A few 'any hole's a goal' guys who have run out of messages.

Enjoying the guy who has posted that his new chat up line is 'come round to mine, I've got the heating on'. I'm sold.

If any hole’s a goal then you’re the last minute winner in extra time for the World Cup "

That'll be an own goal knowing my luck!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Someone local looking for a duck to suck dry, now I’m going to assume and hope there’s a typo in there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair updates in Essex not to bad to be honest normal lady’s stating what they want or are looking for

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

A couple joined and got a verification 2 hours later, they're doing well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of newbies appeared last night, all getting verified within 30 minutes of joining. I smell something fishy, and it's not the locals!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One local who has a way with words NEEDS a weasel in their meatsafe

Another gentleman kindly informs us that having had 250 messages in 2 hours he's struggling to get through them and begs for patience. I believe he may have inadvertently added a zero. And a five.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"One local who has a way with words NEEDS a weasel in their meatsafe

Another gentleman kindly informs us that having had 250 messages in 2 hours he's struggling to get through them and begs for patience. I believe he may have inadvertently added a zero. And a five. "

I’m on 253 now actually

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Someone local looking for a duck to suck dry, now I’m going to assume and hope there’s a typo in there somewhere "

Good news is, there is.

Bad news is, it was the 's' of suck.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Same old really. New profiles popping up like daisies in the spring time and slowly dissappear after a week or so

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Fab me if you want me all to yourself"

Wow this lady is meeting everyone who fabs her, what a great person

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Time wasters

New veri's

New profiles

Lots of cock pics

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By *onningtonplumberMan
over a year ago

Donnington

Few new meets and verification a polite reminder to read profile which undoubtedly means it's long winded with too many donts lol

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Favourite local status update of the morning, setting a lovely image in my mind - I'd love to lick someone's fanny batter off a cock.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Favourite local status update of the morning, setting a lovely image in my mind - I'd love to lick someone's fanny batter off a cock. "
ooooo bet he loves a rock and chips

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Recently there’s been a fresh spate of brand-new “female” accounts with one picture, an 18 to 99 age range, and some variation of “I’m also on [some other site nobody has ever heard of]” in their profile text.

Quite often they already have more likes on their single st0len photo than I do on any of my real ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of verification and people with meet requests.

A very hot picture of a woman.

Some other photos …..

My local updates are full of men and is difficult to find anything of interest to strike up any conversation. I hate Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of people viewed my profile.

Someone offering women massages.

A dick pick next to a can of redbull...first one I've seen using redbull so gotta give originality there.

Someone available to meet today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady singing the virtues of her meet that's left her walking like John Wayne

Someone excited that the plasterers are returning

The usual cluster of "this weekend will be amazing" claims

And that odd profile, that asked me to come around and relieve myself in the bed whilst the wife is out has looked at me again

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Apparently this site is getting worse by the day according to one chap! And all rudolph the reindeer wants is crack x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently this site is getting worse by the day according to one chap! And all rudolph the reindeer wants is crack x"

Rudolf the powdery nosed reindeer?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astounding

That’s all I can say about Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get a chat started on here and meet but all i get is your not my type i must be someones type lol im not that bad looking am i lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely look at local updates

Maybe I should start looking more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I forgot I posted this…… I’m off for a nosey now

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

My status reflects where I am

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
over a year ago

Frome

Seems like today there are a lot of women who can't cope with the amount of messages they have.

There's also a lot of people signing off for the year. And there's the one guy who posts daily about losing his anal virginity. Gotta love a tryer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones got the flu

Ones offering rub downs

Ones looking for fun in the airport

And the other one is sick of this place

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Many new pictures of boobs, bums and pussy. People getting new meets, people not getting meets, few ladies having messages from psychopaths.

People signing off for Christmas. People wondering who will be attending Christmas parties.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

A few newbies.

Lots of new verifications

Lots of meets getting posted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A few newbies

Some asking if anyone wants warming up

Majority wanting their cock sucked

A few looking to meet

Same ole shit diff day

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The angry updates always amuse me. Here’s one from today:


"Another time wasting twat! Any wonder it's impossible to get a meet on here! I'm not gonna massage your ego or your tiny dick! "

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Lots of guys wanting sloppy head and throats to fill

Brucey has posted a new pic

Some guy has posted about coming over and dumping loads on him - heading over there now with my washing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The angry updates always amuse me. Here’s one from today:

Another time wasting twat! Any wonder it's impossible to get a meet on here! I'm not gonna massage your ego or your tiny dick! "

That’s a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of guys wanting sloppy head and throats to fill

Brucey has posted a new pic

Some guy has posted about coming over and dumping loads on him - heading over there now with my washing "

He can do mine as well

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

The "Woman" of a "Couple" wants to know if any Women want to meet her Husband, he's home alone (same status every day )

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Someone locally is in the supermarket wanting to be recognised. Unless she is wandering round naked with a big red dildo hanging out her chuff then it is gonna be tricky!

Just off to Asda for bread and milk

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Someone locally is in the supermarket wanting to be recognised. Unless she is wandering round naked with a big red dildo hanging out her chuff then it is gonna be tricky!

Just off to Asda for bread and milk "

with a big red dildo hanging out oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On mine there's...

A woman looking for the best penis on fab like she had once before

A couple are wrapping presents

A womans car battery has gone so she needs new one and may have to send the butt plugs back

Three guys looking to show people a good time..that's three separate guys, not three at once

A TV wanting cock

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"On mine there's...

A woman looking for the best penis on fab like she had once before

A couple are wrapping presents

A womans car battery has gone so she needs new one and may have to send the butt plugs back

Three guys looking to show people a good time..that's three separate guys, not three at once

A TV wanting cock

"

Didn't realise my updates got THAT far!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

I find daily entertainment in these updates:

Some more men have joined - yay

Shag is looking for some action

Someone wants a serious sub - not sure if he's looking for someone devoid of humour or a Big Cheese-Steak Sub Melt

A guy wants draining - good luck getting a plumber out ATM

A guy wants to get off this site but doesn't know how - sounds like me driving round the Arc de Triomphe on a trip to Paris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our updates are boring today

A man is looking to help the less fortunate with some extra cash this Christmas, absolutely no sexual favours in return he says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On mine there's...

A woman looking for the best penis on fab like she had once before

A couple are wrapping presents

A womans car battery has gone so she needs new one and may have to send the butt plugs back

Three guys looking to show people a good time..that's three separate guys, not three at once

A TV wanting cock

Didn't realise my updates got THAT far! "

Chard not that far away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine seems to be a repeat of last time pretty much.

2 people have added a new photo

Redbull can man has added another dick pic with said can...

Yet another free massage on offer

New one for today...someone needs a warm place for a wank as had a no show meet.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Someone (who runs a club) is looking for a damp specialist.

Someone is offering her fuck buddy up for any other women who want to ‘try’ him.

A few ladies have viewed my profile.

And one girl ‘loves farts’ apparently.

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

A girl looking to borrow a tenner

Several masseurs offering their services

Several silhouettes angry at everyone on fab and that it’s shit on here

And my fav who puts the same status up pretty much hourly offering his mouth and arse bareback to anyone who wants them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essex diabolical

Except for one lady

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Cock pic

New profile - blank obvs

Cock pic

Meet today

Cock pic

New “female” profile - blank

Cock pic

“Does anyone like a foot job in tights?”

Standard day in Hull

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Standard day in Hull "

It’s never dull …

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Standard day in Hull

It’s never dull …"

No… it’s the fab capital of England

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Cock pic

New profile - blank obvs

Cock pic

Meet today

Cock pic

New “female” profile - blank

Cock pic

“Does anyone like a foot job in tights?”

Standard day in Hull "

I think this might be your friends updates??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Cock pic

New profile - blank obvs

Cock pic

Meet today

Cock pic

New “female” profile - blank

Cock pic

“Does anyone like a foot job in tights?”

Standard day in Hull

I think this might be your friends updates?? "

Shush…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All going on here...

A few new photos, and others that have been deleted and reattached.

Someone whose waiting for I think it was Leeds social in January

Another wants a fucking behind an office desk while the public walk by the window.

One can't wait for some Christmas party.

You can't forget the new temporary profiles.

Oh and of course theres the odd comment that some men are disgusting.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Someone has clearly done a boudoir shoot and is using the image as their profile picture. The issue is that it’s so similar to the picture previously used by another local account – same photographer and set, and a similar pose – that it confuses me every time I see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today we have the following;

Dick pic

Someone is available to meet today

Someone is available all day with their xmas boner ..... anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is?

Someone has just joined fab

Someone else is available to meet

Clearly a very quiet friday for alot of people locally!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Today we have the following;

Dick pic

Someone is available to meet today

Someone is available all day with their xmas boner ..... anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is?

Someone has just joined fab

Someone else is available to meet

Clearly a very quiet friday for alot of people locally!"

Xmas boner he will debone your turkey do a nice crown for yiu

Maybe a bird in bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today we have the following;

Dick pic

Someone is available to meet today

Someone is available all day with their xmas boner ..... anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is?

Someone has just joined fab

Someone else is available to meet

Clearly a very quiet friday for alot of people locally!

Xmas boner he will debone your turkey do a nice crown for yiu

Maybe a bird in bird"

Typical, the one year I brought a crown instead of a whole turkey and don't require his services.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"

anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is? "

Comes but once a year

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Someone has clearly done a boudoir shoot and is using the image as their profile picture. The issue is that it’s so similar to the picture previously used by another local account – same photographer and set, and a similar pose – that it confuses me every time I see it. "

I've just checked, and it's not a *similar* pose — it's an identical one.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Someone wants a TV to come and see them and all the cool kids are off to cj's or after dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cjs

Want hung

Daddy want me fucked

Want hung

It's cold

Want hung

Want hung

Don't meet just chat

Etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anything new going on ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There must be something in the air tonight as 30% of them have displayed a new meet verification…. 40% are pissed off as can’t even get a chat going…20% are looking to meet and 10% are bored and horny……. They do make me giggle thou…. Cmon share yours with me pleasssseeeeeeeeee "

I am all of the above....but I'm also a compulsive bull shitter ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest Essex updates not to bad since Christmas and new year over updates be coming thick fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be honest Essex updates not to bad since Christmas and new year over updates be coming thick fast "

Same ole shit, diff day on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming off fab for a while

Not meeting anyone

Why r (are) people so rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have i never looked at the updates before???

Its comedy gold....and slightly alarming too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why have i never looked at the updates before???

It’s comedy gold....and slightly alarming too"

Some are rather shocking at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why have i never looked at the updates before???

It’s comedy gold....and slightly alarming too

Some are rather shocking at times "

You dont need to convince me...im sold.

Although my local area (Luton) seems a bit more civilised than some of the others on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today's updates...

One woman wants a good fucking, daytime only

One guy giving out (I assume) his number for phone fun

4 new joined, all blank pics and "Will fill in later"

One contemplating leaving

One of my hotlist asking if they will you "your new obsession"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The updates section on here never fails to provide a laugh with the morning coffee

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I always torn, I don't get local updates due to filters, whilst I am extremely curious, I'm also hiding away in fear

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Someone in Glasgow is ‘going to the sales with the love eggs in’. Starting 2023 as we mean to go on, then.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Depressingly similar - guys driving round London looking to unload in throats or someone to clean up.

Highlight is a pic of a guy who has clearly taken the advice about not posting with Lynx or remote controls... He's gone for Imperial Leather Moroccan Sunset. Classy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"He's gone for Imperial Leather Moroccan Sunset. Classy"

I’d have more respect for a proper bar of the real thing. Imperial Leather is a classic, after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm "

According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm

According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? "

Quick, give them my number.

Im not proud, ill do it for £100.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Lots of disembodied cleavage photos in our area this morning. They start to all look the same after a while …

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm

According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?

Quick, give them my number.

Im not proud, ill do it for £100."

DeepthroatDerek420 tells me he will be with you for a suck and go sesh inside the hour

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

They do make me laugh with some of them. They obviously write them thinking us women will be impressed but we’re not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently two lady’s want fucking and another asking for female to join her on her own

Oh the sheer joy of updates

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A Luke Evans lookalike has uploaded some pics that I’m taking a keen interest in…..other than that it’s pretty tame in Wales.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Quite a few people joining up for some new year Fab fun... not much interesting going on though.

LvM

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"A Luke Evans lookalike has uploaded some pics that I’m taking a keen interest in…..other than that it’s pretty tame in Wales."

Very quiet in south wales, few new pics, someone looking for a meet (lots of toys) Santa spoiled them

Someone joined two days ago no pics no bio verified already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm

According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? "

That beats my wage for today.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm

According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?

That beats my wage for today. "

You are looking for a career change this year, right?! You may have some stiff competition tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm

According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?

Quick, give them my number.

Im not proud, ill do it for £100.

DeepthroatDerek420 tells me he will be with you for a suck and go sesh inside the hour "

Gargling is an extra £25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm

According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?

That beats my wage for today. "

£200 for 10mins work?? I dont think many people can beat that.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I haven’t done this for ages! So here goes the results from the Hull jury for today:

27 new cock pics

Some other “interesting” fucking pics

2 women wanting to meet today

17 men wanting to meet today

And Dave wants someone to “suck his cock NOW” *not his actual username

Standard fair here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LadyLesley is organising a gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well apparently one disconcerting young lady is looking for 'unjabbed black gentlemen'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm

According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?

That beats my wage for today.

You are looking for a career change this year, right?! You may have some stiff competition tho! "

It’s hard getting up for that type of work everyday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven’t done this for ages! So here goes the results from the Hull jury for today:

27 new cock pics

Some other “interesting” fucking pics

2 women wanting to meet today

17 men wanting to meet today

And Dave wants someone to “suck his cock NOW” *not his actual username

Standard fair here "

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Some people are back at work. Someone is 'wet'. Someone has a screenshot of his fella, why a screenshot rather than the actual photograph.

There is an assortment of photographs but one woman what fab u lous legs is modeling a very nice pair of stockings.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

This is a great thread! Our bit of South Manchester is quiet today.

Some boob pics

A couple having fun pic

Someone wondering if anyone is free right now

A couple looking for playmates for their club visit

And two people who looked at our profile

Mrs

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

My local Fab celebrity is begging for likes again. Apparently 1,700+ fabs and the front page of hot photos isn't enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derbados is looking like lots of ladies have new outfits from Santa and are awaiting fabs, some one has bought a toy that looks like an eggplant, could be, my glasses are downstairs, said female doesn’t look afraid to use it either, there’s no meets tonight unless you are under the age of fifty …… sighs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"My local Fab celebrity is begging for likes again. Apparently 1,700+ fabs and the front page of hot photos isn't enough! "

Obviously went off to play guess who. Is it the one who might be a bit cold in the freezer aisle dressed like that?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"My local Fab celebrity is begging for likes again. Apparently 1,700+ fabs and the front page of hot photos isn't enough!

Obviously went off to play guess who. Is it the one who might be a bit cold in the freezer aisle dressed like that?"

It’s always Bill in Guess Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epi pens and tag teams seem to be high on the list of local updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of dicks but several sets of amazing pecs and abs requiring further perving

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"It’s always Bill in Guess Who "

Always. Or Claire if it's a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The midlanders have been busy today loads of new verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

East Midlands although in Essex don’t know how that works

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"East Midlands although in Essex don’t know how that works "

Fab seems to think the East Midlands reaches from the M25 to Leeds or something.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I love this thread, so up in the North West, local updates are:

Various profile views.

M January runner swanking about the virtues of running.

M new photo.

M showing scary photo.

C mailbox full moan.

M looking for discreet fun.

C looking for a F sub.

F showing new veri.

C showing party invite.

M wanting daytime meet?

M wanting "hot fanny".

M showing scary photo.

M going dogging.

C posted raunchy video.

C looking for man with massage table.

M trucker seeking hotwife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Epi pens and tag teams seem to be high on the list of local updates "

Er....Epi Pens?? As in the auto injectors??

Is this a kink/fetish im unaware of??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love this thread, so up in the North West, local updates are:

Various profile views.

M January runner swanking about the virtues of running.

M new photo.

M showing scary photo.

C mailbox full moan.

M looking for discreet fun.

C looking for a F sub.

F showing new veri.

C showing party invite.

M wanting daytime meet?

M wanting "hot fanny".

M showing scary photo.

M going dogging.

C posted raunchy video.

C looking for man with massage table.

M trucker seeking hotwife.

"

‘hot fanny’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s brewing tonight then ?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Someone went dogging but it wasn't a dogging site so they went to the beach. And while they were at they beach they attended to their sexual frustrations by hand or maybe you as they didn't say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman local to me with possibly the worst ever photoshopped picture is in the top ten most fab’d pictures

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well all the men are hard and horny as usual, one man wants it to snow and we also have an antique dealer who is offering to value your stuff. The people around here are strange!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are "off to bed because bored" one is yet again after a meet tonight, but the majority are complaining that couples are mainly all men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are organising meets. Someone is on top pics. It’s pretty quite here.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh I love this thread

In Hull tonight we have some corkers…

A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date

Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously

And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.

I’m happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, in Luton this evening:

The discerning lady is still looking for an 'unjabbed' athletic black male.

Two people are warning others about the same abusive profile

Someone wants to arrange a mmmmmmf meet

Someone wants phone fun Now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I love this thread

In Hull tonight we have some corkers…

A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date

Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously

And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.

I’m happy with that "

Just as bad as the midlands then

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh I love this thread

In Hull tonight we have some corkers…

A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date

Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously

And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.

I’m happy with that

Just as bad as the midlands then "

They make the world of fab go round though… I think they’re great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I love this thread

In Hull tonight we have some corkers…

A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date

Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously

And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.

I’m happy with that

Just as bad as the midlands then

They make the world of fab go round though… I think they’re great "

Some are ok but gets boring when all you see is a new cock pic

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I feel like I’m in quite a small pool, and all the activity goes on in a bit of a clique.

The rest is a sausage party, and not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like I’m in quite a small pool, and all the activity goes on in a bit of a clique.

The rest is a sausage party, and not in a good way. "

Same ole shit, diff day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking news on The Wirral Peninsula:

MissDevils friend has gone home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I love this thread

In Hull tonight we have some corkers…

A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date

Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously

And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.

I’m happy with that

Just as bad as the midlands then

They make the world of fab go round though… I think they’re great

Some are ok but gets boring when all you see is a new cock pic "

If you take men off your Looking for list it makes Local updates much nicer to look at.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breaking news on The Wirral Peninsula:

MissDevils friend has gone home."

That’s a shame

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

A man is looking for a ripe dick that needs cleaning !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man is looking for a ripe dick that needs cleaning !!! "

WTF

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

My status update was a forum challenge

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