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"Well as my age limit is 99 to 99 I have none " There’s someone out there for everyone mate | |||
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"Well as my age limit is 99 to 99 I have none There’s someone out there for everyone mate " You say that, but as a 99 year old who's always been into much older women, my dating pool is increasingly limited. Unless I move to Florida, I suppose. | |||
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"Someone on mine the other day wanted a women to fart in his face Bloody Norfolk folk! " Ha, he messaged me, thankfully I could truthfully say he was too far away! | |||
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"My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos " Everyone has local updates, nothing to do with your profile | |||
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"My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos Everyone has local updates, nothing to do with your profile " oh no I have them yes but the last one was about 5 hours ago | |||
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"Mine is filled mainly with females explaining that "Mother nature has ruined their fun", Couples barking "READ THE F"*KING PROFILE OR GET BLOCKED!!" and people explaining that "Last night was amazing....." But without going into any detail. " I’ve noticed everyday a single guy asking for a fem to join him and he’s partner for ffm but he doesn’t mention he’s partner on he’s profile | |||
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"My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos Everyone has local updates, nothing to do with your profile oh no I have them yes but the last one was about 5 hours ago " Boring | |||
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"Someone near me is on a sofa waiting for sex to arrive. Deliveroo must be branching out." Or a posh bird with nowhere to put her recycling. | |||
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"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ " Must have been a dinosaur in a previous life, a Lickalotapuss. Don't worry I will see myself out | |||
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"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ " Bet you wouldn't have the heart to tell him he's doing it wrong uf uts taking that long! Lots of "bored" statuses, which helpfully filters people with no imagination for me | |||
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"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ " must me one hell of an ice cream | |||
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"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ Bet you wouldn't have the heart to tell him he's doing it wrong uf uts taking that long! Lots of "bored" statuses, which helpfully filters people with no imagination for me " Oh I would tell him | |||
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"Our local updates seems to be full of "don't message if you haven't read the profile" status updates. " Why would anyone do that anyway? | |||
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"Usual cocks and toilets on mine. A few 'any hole's a goal' guys who have run out of messages. Enjoying the guy who has posted that his new chat up line is 'come round to mine, I've got the heating on'. I'm sold." If any hole’s a goal then you’re the last minute winner in extra time for the World Cup | |||
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"Usual cocks and toilets on mine. A few 'any hole's a goal' guys who have run out of messages. Enjoying the guy who has posted that his new chat up line is 'come round to mine, I've got the heating on'. I'm sold. If any hole’s a goal then you’re the last minute winner in extra time for the World Cup " That'll be an own goal knowing my luck! | |||
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"One local who has a way with words NEEDS a weasel in their meatsafe Another gentleman kindly informs us that having had 250 messages in 2 hours he's struggling to get through them and begs for patience. I believe he may have inadvertently added a zero. And a five. " I’m on 253 now actually | |||
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"Someone local looking for a duck to suck dry, now I’m going to assume and hope there’s a typo in there somewhere " Good news is, there is. Bad news is, it was the 's' of suck. | |||
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"Favourite local status update of the morning, setting a lovely image in my mind - I'd love to lick someone's fanny batter off a cock. " ooooo bet he loves a rock and chips | |||
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"Apparently this site is getting worse by the day according to one chap! And all rudolph the reindeer wants is crack x" Rudolf the powdery nosed reindeer?!? | |||
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"Another time wasting twat! Any wonder it's impossible to get a meet on here! I'm not gonna massage your ego or your tiny dick! " | |||
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"The angry updates always amuse me. Here’s one from today: Another time wasting twat! Any wonder it's impossible to get a meet on here! I'm not gonna massage your ego or your tiny dick! " That’s a good one | |||
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"Lots of guys wanting sloppy head and throats to fill Brucey has posted a new pic Some guy has posted about coming over and dumping loads on him - heading over there now with my washing " He can do mine as well | |||
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"Someone locally is in the supermarket wanting to be recognised. Unless she is wandering round naked with a big red dildo hanging out her chuff then it is gonna be tricky! Just off to Asda for bread and milk " with a big red dildo hanging out oh my | |||
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"On mine there's... A woman looking for the best penis on fab like she had once before A couple are wrapping presents A womans car battery has gone so she needs new one and may have to send the butt plugs back Three guys looking to show people a good time..that's three separate guys, not three at once A TV wanting cock " Didn't realise my updates got THAT far! | |||
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"On mine there's... A woman looking for the best penis on fab like she had once before A couple are wrapping presents A womans car battery has gone so she needs new one and may have to send the butt plugs back Three guys looking to show people a good time..that's three separate guys, not three at once A TV wanting cock Didn't realise my updates got THAT far! " Chard not that far away lol | |||
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"Standard day in Hull " It’s never dull … | |||
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"Standard day in Hull It’s never dull …" No… it’s the fab capital of England | |||
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"Cock pic New profile - blank obvs Cock pic Meet today Cock pic New “female” profile - blank Cock pic “Does anyone like a foot job in tights?” Standard day in Hull " I think this might be your friends updates?? | |||
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"Cock pic New profile - blank obvs Cock pic Meet today Cock pic New “female” profile - blank Cock pic “Does anyone like a foot job in tights?” Standard day in Hull I think this might be your friends updates?? " Shush….. | |||
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"Today we have the following; Dick pic Someone is available to meet today Someone is available all day with their xmas boner ..... anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is? Someone has just joined fab Someone else is available to meet Clearly a very quiet friday for alot of people locally!" Xmas boner he will debone your turkey do a nice crown for yiu Maybe a bird in bird | |||
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"Today we have the following; Dick pic Someone is available to meet today Someone is available all day with their xmas boner ..... anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is? Someone has just joined fab Someone else is available to meet Clearly a very quiet friday for alot of people locally! Xmas boner he will debone your turkey do a nice crown for yiu Maybe a bird in bird" Typical, the one year I brought a crown instead of a whole turkey and don't require his services. | |||
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" anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is? " Comes but once a year | |||
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"Someone has clearly done a boudoir shoot and is using the image as their profile picture. The issue is that it’s so similar to the picture previously used by another local account – same photographer and set, and a similar pose – that it confuses me every time I see it. " I've just checked, and it's not a *similar* pose — it's an identical one. | |||
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"There must be something in the air tonight as 30% of them have displayed a new meet verification…. 40% are pissed off as can’t even get a chat going…20% are looking to meet and 10% are bored and horny……. They do make me giggle thou…. Cmon share yours with me pleasssseeeeeeeeee " I am all of the above....but I'm also a compulsive bull shitter ... | |||
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"To be honest Essex updates not to bad since Christmas and new year over updates be coming thick fast " Same ole shit, diff day on mine | |||
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"Why have i never looked at the updates before??? It’s comedy gold....and slightly alarming too" Some are rather shocking at times | |||
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"Why have i never looked at the updates before??? It’s comedy gold....and slightly alarming too Some are rather shocking at times " You dont need to convince me...im sold. Although my local area (Luton) seems a bit more civilised than some of the others on this thread. | |||
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"He's gone for Imperial Leather Moroccan Sunset. Classy" I’d have more respect for a proper bar of the real thing. Imperial Leather is a classic, after all. | |||
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm " According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? | |||
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? " Quick, give them my number. Im not proud, ill do it for £100. | |||
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? Quick, give them my number. Im not proud, ill do it for £100." DeepthroatDerek420 tells me he will be with you for a suck and go sesh inside the hour | |||
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"A Luke Evans lookalike has uploaded some pics that I’m taking a keen interest in…..other than that it’s pretty tame in Wales." Very quiet in south wales, few new pics, someone looking for a meet (lots of toys) Santa spoiled them Someone joined two days ago no pics no bio verified already | |||
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? " That beats my wage for today. | |||
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? That beats my wage for today. " You are looking for a career change this year, right?! You may have some stiff competition tho! | |||
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? Quick, give them my number. Im not proud, ill do it for £100. DeepthroatDerek420 tells me he will be with you for a suck and go sesh inside the hour " Gargling is an extra £25 | |||
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? That beats my wage for today. " £200 for 10mins work?? I dont think many people can beat that. | |||
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? That beats my wage for today. You are looking for a career change this year, right?! You may have some stiff competition tho! " It’s hard getting up for that type of work everyday | |||
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"I haven’t done this for ages! So here goes the results from the Hull jury for today: 27 new cock pics Some other “interesting” fucking pics 2 women wanting to meet today 17 men wanting to meet today And Dave wants someone to “suck his cock NOW” *not his actual username Standard fair here " | |||
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"My local Fab celebrity is begging for likes again. Apparently 1,700+ fabs and the front page of hot photos isn't enough! " Obviously went off to play guess who. Is it the one who might be a bit cold in the freezer aisle dressed like that? | |||
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"My local Fab celebrity is begging for likes again. Apparently 1,700+ fabs and the front page of hot photos isn't enough! Obviously went off to play guess who. Is it the one who might be a bit cold in the freezer aisle dressed like that?" It’s always Bill in Guess Who | |||
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"It’s always Bill in Guess Who " Always. Or Claire if it's a woman. | |||
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"East Midlands although in Essex don’t know how that works " Fab seems to think the East Midlands reaches from the M25 to Leeds or something. | |||
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"Epi pens and tag teams seem to be high on the list of local updates " Er....Epi Pens?? As in the auto injectors?? Is this a kink/fetish im unaware of?? | |||
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"I love this thread, so up in the North West, local updates are: Various profile views. M January runner swanking about the virtues of running. M new photo. M showing scary photo. C mailbox full moan. M looking for discreet fun. C looking for a F sub. F showing new veri. C showing party invite. M wanting daytime meet? M wanting "hot fanny". M showing scary photo. M going dogging. C posted raunchy video. C looking for man with massage table. M trucker seeking hotwife. " ‘hot fanny’ | |||
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"Oh I love this thread In Hull tonight we have some corkers… A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks. I’m happy with that " Just as bad as the midlands then | |||
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"Oh I love this thread In Hull tonight we have some corkers… A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks. I’m happy with that Just as bad as the midlands then " They make the world of fab go round though… I think they’re great | |||
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"Oh I love this thread In Hull tonight we have some corkers… A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks. I’m happy with that Just as bad as the midlands then They make the world of fab go round though… I think they’re great " Some are ok but gets boring when all you see is a new cock pic | |||
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"I feel like I’m in quite a small pool, and all the activity goes on in a bit of a clique. The rest is a sausage party, and not in a good way. " Same ole shit, diff day | |||
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"Oh I love this thread In Hull tonight we have some corkers… A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks. I’m happy with that Just as bad as the midlands then They make the world of fab go round though… I think they’re great Some are ok but gets boring when all you see is a new cock pic " If you take men off your Looking for list it makes Local updates much nicer to look at. | |||
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"Breaking news on The Wirral Peninsula: MissDevils friend has gone home." That’s a shame | |||
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"A man is looking for a ripe dick that needs cleaning !!! " WTF | |||
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