FabSwingers.com forum: Vagina Flavoured Crisps!!

By *aGaGagging for it OP Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A company is apparently making vagina flavoured crisps. It begs a whole lot of questions, but would ya?

Here goes:

The Lithuanian company Chazz has launched vagina-flavored chips. "For the hottest", "All bodies taste good", or "No condoms" are some of the messages that can be read on the bag containing these new potatoes, as collected by 'La Vanguardia'.

On sale only to over 18s on the website of its creators and on other distribution platforms such as Amazon, these controversial potatoes with a price of 9.99 euros for a single bag of 200 grams do not reveal on the package which is the secret to achieving this flavour.

What the company does ensure is that the entire marketing department has taken very seriously the attempt to reproduce this flavour perfectly, based on their own experiences and those of their acquaintances, and carrying out a crowd poll asking people what the taste of female genitalia reminds them of.

The package does detail the ingredients that make up the recipe to give us an idea of ??the results of the surveys: the snack is prepared with potato, onion, garlic, sugar, sour cream, lemon, bay leaf and a little parsley.

The new product from Chazz, which had previously launched snacks with flavors such as 'Bloody Mary' or 'marijuana and jalapeños', currently does not have ratings on platforms such as Amazon that allow us to know the degree of customer satisfaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they hairy vagina flavoured or shaved one flavoured ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Jeez corporate ignorance of female anatomy

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Cue scampi flavoured fries replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scampi flav… oh, bit slow with that one ..

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Don’t they already exist in skips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t they already exist in skips?"

You should stop licking skips. I’ve seen what builders do in them!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Do you have to be a cunt to eat them?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

They already exist, prawn cocktail flavour.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Prawn Cocktail Crisps have been about for years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going on Dragons Den to pitch a new arse flavoured crisp called Ringles.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can imagine the accompanying slogan: ‘Now you REALLY can eat pussy all day long!’

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Can you imagine being a “flavour tester” in the recipe research department!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary passed on it, but Wayne Lineker signed up to head the ad campaign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gary passed on it, but Wayne Lineker signed up to head the ad campaign "

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I heard this story last week, I just thought something smelt a little fishy

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Has Gwyneth Paltrow got something to do with this?

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

I think im gonna be sick

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"I can imagine the accompanying slogan: ‘Now you REALLY can eat pussy all day long!’

They already did that slogan with that energy drink. Then got sued and had to censor it. And now it's uncensored again but no longer carries the slogan "tastes like the real thing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has Gwyneth Paltrow got something to do with this? "

I’m really late to this to add anymore jokes.

But damn, imagine opening it and not likening the smell… the worst £10 I’ve ever spent.

^thank god I’ve never said that before

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I've just had a packet, thought they tasted of shit.

Realised I'd opened the packet the wrong way round.

Winston

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

What next - Vagina flavoured biscuits?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What next - Vagina flavoured biscuits?!

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What next - Vagina flavoured biscuits?!

This is also food

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By *oubleTrouble666Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Why am I craving Scampi fries?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've just had a packet, thought they tasted of shit.

Realised I'd opened the packet the wrong way round.

Winston "

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Hope they don’t have squirt flavour… everyone knows thats just pee!!! ( here we go again!!)

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Will it taste like those fish and chip burton biscuits?

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