FabSwingers.com forum: National Fab Union of Genuine Men

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I think it's time we had a Union for us genuine and reliable guys to join. We could then have a logo on our profiles to demonstrate our commitment to maintaining the highest quality meets with the ladies and couples and to prove we are genuine and not fakes or timewasters.

Standards of hygiene, witty coversation and the ability to reply to messages without using text speech would all be reviewed. Cock pics with the sky remote would be censored and removed and anyone who has ever moaned on the forums on the incorrect day would be heavily penalised.

We could unite and lobby to have single msle bashing threads removed and have non-union members shown what we think of their 'wanna fuk' messages and forum threads moaning they never get meets with 2 days of joining.

Who is with me, Brothers? Power to the Penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great Idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be part of the committee that les out non members?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeahh, u all just wanna share in the spoils of my exploits...fuck off! get ur own!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

'witty conversation'...pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is a great idea!! Keep up the good work

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Hang on! Hang on!

Are there any women on this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"yeahh, u all just wanna share in the spoils of my exploits...fuck off! get ur own!"

Splitter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on! Hang on!

Are there any women on this thread?

Erm well maybe!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate

Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate

Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there. "

i like those messages especially when they refer to women as sluts or worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate

Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there. "

They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's

Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"'witty conversation'...pmsl..

I'm more than happy to regail you with anecdotes about my cameltoe tracking in the Sudan or there are my amusing quips about the time I went muff hunting the Pyrenees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate

Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.

i like those messages especially when they refer to women as sluts or worse."

Yeah I agree matey, the best message I find is:

Alright slag..open wide I am coming in

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"'witty conversation'...pmsl..

I'm more than happy to regail you with anecdotes about my cameltoe tracking in the Sudan or there are my amusing quips about the time I went muff hunting the Pyrenees..."

what about beaver spotting in the bush..

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate

Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.

They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's

Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it

They're all frigid mate. The bloody lot of 'em. I'll be shagging the cat again by the end of the week if this carries on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate

Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.

They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's

Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it

They're all frigid mate. The bloody lot of 'em. I'll be shagging the cat again by the end of the week if this carries on

Fuck that, I'm on the dog again, she's a bit bigger

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"'witty conversation'...pmsl..

I'm more than happy to regail you with anecdotes about my cameltoe tracking in the Sudan or there are my amusing quips about the time I went muff hunting the Pyrenees...

what about beaver spotting in the bush..

Quim diving on the Great Bartier Reef was especially memorable...

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate

Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.

They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's

Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it

They're all frigid mate. The bloody lot of 'em. I'll be shagging the cat again by the end of the week if this carries on

Fuck that, I'm on the dog again, she's a bit bigger

When I say cat, I mean Puma. Bit more of a ride with that bugger, hur hur. Know what I mean matey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on! Hang on!

Are there any women on this thread?

Nope, definately no women here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with you

Well said Brother!

Nice tits by the way....

Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate

Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.

They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's

Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it

They're all frigid mate. The bloody lot of 'em. I'll be shagging the cat again by the end of the week if this carries on

Fuck that, I'm on the dog again, she's a bit bigger

When I say cat, I mean Puma. Bit more of a ride with that bugger, hur hur. Know what I mean matey?

Totally dude, the bigger the hole the better...mind you, I think women are put off by my 20" cock

The bitch likes it though

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can I join please? *stands to attention*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get a decal to put on my van?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet only a handful of women understand what I just said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this the place where I can get a group of men to meetup and wank over pics of my wife with me..?-nothing gay..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I would have been more impressed if the last line of the OP had said "tame the cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.

they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I'm in, we can also have a 'black book' of gen cpls and single gems too!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.

they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them"

None of them can get in unless a bloke opens the door for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a decal to put on my van?"

Isn't that like a sticker thingy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.

they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them

None of them can get in unless a bloke opens the door for them

or stopping in because they've got a sniffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a decal to put on my van?

Isn't that like a sticker thingy?

Oh you're such a bird! Sticker thingy indeed! It's a DECAL.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

As a 100% complete fake and proud timewaster I can't join alas, but I fully endorse this movement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.

they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them

None of them can get in unless a bloke opens the door for them

or stopping in because they've got a sniffle"

Or because they weren't personally invited so fuck 'em, I'm not going! Hummmpf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.

they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them

None of them can get in unless a bloke opens the door for them

or stopping in because they've got a sniffle

Or because they weren't personally invited so fuck 'em, I'm not going! Hummmpf! "

or "they're your friends not mine" so i'll take 3 days to get ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all for this new union. But can we work on the name a little?

The acronym is un-pronouncable and we all love a good acronym, it makes us seem more authentic and genuine...

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'm all for this new union. But can we work on the name a little?

The acronym is un-pronouncable and we all love a good acronym, it makes us seem more authentic and genuine..."

I did try and get it to fit into FUMBLE but failed miserably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.

they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them"

Or ironing Mr Fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a 100% complete fake and proud timewaster I can't join alas, but I fully endorse this movement.

can u prove that by verifies please

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

I reckon we3 are on a winner here comrade's ,and if we dont get what we want we go on strike,,see how the site fall's apart without our cocks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon we3 are on a winner here comrade's ,and if we dont get what we want we go on strike,,see how the site fall's apart without our cocks!!!

We could hold a rally for equal rights and burn our Y-Fronts....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

We need a badge and a secret password too as well as some sort of complicated handshake that only guys with good visual acuity and spacial awareness can get right.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

I can see massive idealogical schisms happening in this fledgling movement, and consequently confusing messages for us girls

For instance, Wishy is a rabid monarchist, Eton elitist fellow traveller...but, and it's a BIG but, he has a lovely cock..how are we expected to react to the potential Fab factions within you gorgeous men if this crazy idea takes off ?

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

dont wear Y fronts,,and if ya think Im gonna be burning my ck's at a million pound a pair think again,,altho could nip to asda and get some y fronts i suppose,,you know as a gesture of solidarity, long live the revolution ,,,av it!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon we3 are on a winner here comrade's ,and if we dont get what we want we go on strike,,see how the site fall's apart without our cocks!!!

We could hold a rally for equal rights and burn our Y-Fronts...."

Do you need a lighter ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see massive idealogical schisms happening in this fledgling movement, and consequently confusing messages for us girls

Just lay back and think of England...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon we3 are on a winner here comrade's ,and if we dont get what we want we go on strike,,see how the site fall's apart without our cocks!!!

We could hold a rally for equal rights and burn our Y-Fronts....

Do you need a lighter ?

Please...

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

"I can see massive idealogical schisms happening in this fledgling movement, and consequently confusing messages for us girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see massive idealogical schisms happening in this fledgling movement, and consequently confusing messages for us girls

I'm seeing a situation where this becomes highly Python-esque gentlemen!! Who's forming the genuine male national union as a splinter group?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a new name (complete with a brill acronym) how about FAGMEN (Fab Association of Genuine Men), although the USA chapter might need something different, and anti-smokers will have to non-FAGMEN, and reformed smokers will have to known as X-FAGMEN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then the guys would need an inituation to prove themselves??

on another site this guy was what i considered very rude to me, talking to another woman on the site she said she had met him and he was lovely really.. different horses for different courses..

dont think the union would please everyone :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a new name (complete with a brill acronym) how about FAGMEN (Fab Association of Genuine Men), although the USA chapter might need something different, and anti-smokers will have to non-FAGMEN, and reformed smokers will have to known as X-FAGMEN

Wishy I love it! Made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now we need a theme tune....

Nana na na nananana nana na na nananana FAGMen.....

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I've been kicked by the Union for my "ironic tongue in cheek" rant earlier

I'm off to form a new Union. Goodbye losers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splitter....

We could have assigned you an impartial union rep and fought your case at tribunal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me sign on the titted line ... Errr I mean dotted line

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