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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill.. Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen.. This is all over the news guys. " Rimming can have the same effect; and insufficient hygiene prior to and during DP (and DVP) can cause very serious bacterial infections too ! My beloved dog, sadly long departed, slept on my bed, without incident, for 15 years. | |||
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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill.. Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen.. This is all over the news guys. " That dog must have been a good shot! | |||
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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill.. Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen.. This is all over the news guys. Rimming can have the same effect; and insufficient hygiene prior to and during DP (and DVP) can cause very serious bacterial infections too ! My beloved dog, sadly long departed, slept on my bed, without incident, for 15 years. " That's why women pee after sex. Hygiene before, during and after. | |||
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"Sounds like a Sunday sport story that one ......" still not as good as the bloke who had to get the bomb squad to remove a ww2 artillery shell from his anus I’m sure he said he tripped and fell on it | |||
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"Sounds like a Sunday sport story that one ...... still not as good as the bloke who had to get the bomb squad to remove a ww2 artillery shell from his anus I’m sure he said he tripped and fell on it " What...no way...he never tripped | |||
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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill.. Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen.. This is all over the news guys. " I think dogs need to be highly trained and given good boundaries. Imagine the dog did that with your child or elderly parent. They are vulnerable and wouldn't severe a severe infection. I'm trying to live as long as possible without accidentally killing myself or anyone else. Hugs to all. | |||
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"Sounds like a Sunday sport story that one ...... still not as good as the bloke who had to get the bomb squad to remove a ww2 artillery shell from his anus I’m sure he said he tripped and fell on it What...no way...he never tripped " and he just happened to have no clothes on must be true it was in the scum (sun) | |||
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"It .at not be popular but this story is literally all over the news " Too often all over yer shoes.. | |||
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"More shit Tom " | |||
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"Sounds like a Sunday sport story that one ...... still not as good as the bloke who had to get the bomb squad to remove a ww2 artillery shell from his anus I’m sure he said he tripped and fell on it What...no way...he never tripped and he just happened to have no clothes on must be true it was in the scum (sun)" So, gospel then | |||
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"There is actually a picture on the Welsh news showing the poo stains on the ladies face " The story just got better | |||
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"There is actually a picture on the Welsh news showing the cockerpoo stains on the ladies face " I wondered what breed it was. | |||
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"It's all over the poo's ! " Dear dear | |||
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"There is actually a picture on the Welsh news showing the cockerpoo stains on the ladies face I wondered what breed it was. " Did you...did you really? | |||
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"I have 4 dogs none of them defecated in the bed. It's the owners fault not the dog. " That sounds like victim blaming to me… | |||
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"I have 4 dogs none of them defecated in the bed. It's the owners fault not the dog. That sounds like victim blaming to me… " lol the dogs diet gave the dog the choco squirts. | |||
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"I have 4 dogs none of them defecated in the bed. It's the owners fault not the dog. That sounds like victim blaming to me… lol the dogs diet gave the dog the choco squirts." Maybe the lady was dreaming of drowning in a vat of Nutella just before she woke…! | |||
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her!" Ever the charmer | |||
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"No responsible dog owner or cat owner should let them on or in their bed.. " Lol calm down Tom, people can let their pets sleep wherever they like | |||
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her!" Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body! You old romantic you! | |||
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"I have 4 dogs none of them defecated in the bed. It's the owners fault not the dog. That sounds like victim blaming to me… lol the dogs diet gave the dog the choco squirts. Maybe the lady was dreaming of drowning in a vat of Nutella just before she woke…!" lol | |||
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her! Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body! You old romantic you!" Why the need to insult the guy? | |||
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her! Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body! You old romantic you! Why the need to insult the guy? " Did I insult him? I rather think his references to dogs was insulting? | |||
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her! Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body! You old romantic you! Why the need to insult the guy? Did I insult him? I rather think his references to dogs was insulting?" I would say no. | |||
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her! Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body! You old romantic you! Why the need to insult the guy? Did I insult him? I rather think his references to dogs was insulting? I would say no. " No I didn’t insult him or no his reference to women as dogs was insulting? | |||
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"Thank you all for your responses both public and private, once again endorsing my entrenched belief that all publicity, even if it's bad publicity, is good publicity. I couldn't possibly be offended by any comments made. As well as the comment about dad bod, and dyed hair, the guy forgot to mention thick skin and broad shoulders, the saying sticks and stones etc etc suddenly coming to mine. Wish I'd more time to participate in forums other than during insomnic moments, as I do get amused by it all on times. Thank you again all. " I am sure the ladies who have graced your bed in the past will be reassured by your comments! | |||
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"No responsible dog owner or cat owner should let them on or in their bed.. " Why is it irresponsible to let a dog in your bed? Please enlighten | |||
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"No responsible dog owner or cat owner should let them on or in their bed.. " Well I'm a responsible dog owner and we allow ours to sleep on the bed. Even when I worked for guide dogs for the blind it was a bendable rule. Try telling a cat what it can or can't do! | |||
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"I’ve never went to bed with a dog but I’ve woke up with a few!" I think that one has been done? | |||
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" heard it all now ffs!!" I'm always wary of people who talk in the third person! | |||
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" heard it all now ffs!! I'm always wary of people who talk in the third person!" Tom is always wary of a person that sleeps with their pets | |||
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"Tom remembers in his dating days that if he went back to their houses and cats and dogs allowed on the bed then Tom would politely decline any more dates. Each to their own and not for Tom and as for those that let dogs lick human faces .. nooo way" They usually spend most of the day licking their own arse/bollocks/fanny before licking the owners face… | |||
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . " People germs spread to animals too! | |||
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . " science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you. | |||
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you." Maybe in America | |||
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you. Maybe in America " Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you. | |||
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you. Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you." I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons. | |||
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you. Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you. I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons." buy scuba gear... | |||
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you. Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you. I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons. buy scuba gear... " It won’t fit him? | |||
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"Canines, the descendants of wolves, which humans originally befriended and progressively bred to become less aggressive, have slept in close proximity to their human counterparts for tens of thousands of years, and possibly much longer. We two creatures are in a an unysually close symbiotic relationship; dogs sleeping on beds were an early warning system for approaching dangers to both. Don't try to resist this phenomenon; it has been going on for so long that it is natural!" | |||
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"The smell would put Tom off.. Dogs on the bed .. Not for Tom... Mingers " My dog doesn't seem to mind the smell | |||
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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill.. Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen.. This is all over the news guys. " and her pillowa and blankets. | |||
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"Poor dog I hope it got over the shits " That's why you should never, ever give them milk: it's like picolax/moviprep to them. | |||
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you. Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you. I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons. buy scuba gear... It won’t fit him?" It’s rare I laugh out loud! | |||
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"It .at not be popular but this story is literally all over the news " Yes I saw this online...poor woman | |||
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you. Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you. I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons. buy scuba gear... It won’t fit him? It’s rare I laugh out loud! " Pop him in a sealed sandwich bag, with some water inside it, then he can sleep beside you. | |||
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"People who like dogs, and especially people who own dogs, regard them as family members, which is utterly incomprehensible to people who hate dogs or have never cared for a dog Dogs are great fun, and crucially are always delighted to see you, which is more than can be said for a lot of humans! I have spoken to many hundreds to dig owners and lovers; the majority, well in excess of 50% permit their canine companions to sleep on their bed, and the rest would permit their dog to sleep in their bedroom on their own bed. Dogs have a primitive need to be close to the leader of their pack: the human alpha male." Can the human alpha male be an alpha female ? | |||
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