FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Thanks to the lovely Posh, currently out herding penglings in the Antarctic, we have this wonderful pass time…

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

There's no one else here. So I'm picking you, Tea.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I was thinking about doing this earlier but I couldn't remember the rules etc!

Yay, I'm in!

Happy to be people's "mate"

(Can you tell I'm bored?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I'm in, sounds fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winking away

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Evening! I'll drop in... its been a while since I frequented the forums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds like fun let's have ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winking away

xx "

Whoops wrong thread, oh well might as well stay here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll join in. Always good fun.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Winking away

Whoops wrong thread, oh well might as well stay here now

xx "

You're a maverick, Jasmine.

You don't play by the rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you please tell jasmine all I need is a date and time ?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'm in! Fine to play Cupid for others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you please tell jasmine all I need is a date and time ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. Poor Jasmine right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you please tell jasmine all I need is a date and time ?

x "

By the way that’s not from me but from a guy with tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winking away

Whoops wrong thread, oh well might as well stay here now

You're a maverick, Jasmine.

You don't play by the rules.

Rules what rules

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Give it a go..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you please tell jasmine all I need is a date and time ?

By the way that’s not from me but from a guy with tattoo "

No explanation necessary, I’ve played before

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Cupid calling!

Jasmine, you have an invitation from a gorgeous couple to spend New Year in Bude.

Cupid out.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Cupid calling!

Jasmine, you have an invitation from a gorgeous couple to spend New Year in Bude.

Cupid out."

Please can I have an invite to Bude as well? It's my home town

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm in

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ah go on, let's get perusing!

Mrs TMN x

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Cupid calling!

Jasmine, you have an invitation from a gorgeous couple to spend New Year in Bude.

Cupid out.

Please can I have an invite to Bude as well? It's my home town

I can ask my loving couple!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Cupid calling!

Jasmine, you have an invitation from a gorgeous couple to spend New Year in Bude.

Cupid out.

Please can I have an invite to Bude as well? It's my home town

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you'd be more than welcome. Dann, just blown our cover!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I like this game, especially being postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My divinely handsome friend has asked:

Does anyone drive a Ford Fiesta by any chance?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Love this..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An absolute goddess says:

Please tell Thumper I'd go for a ride in his van

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you tell Lisa that I’d love to spunk in her left ear please

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

A lovely friend has asked me to pass this on

Hello!

Please tell F&B that Brigitte said I could share him with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful eager beaver says:

Please tell F&B and Woody... I'll happily be in the middle of their man-sandwich...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely friend has asked me to pass this on

Hello!

Please tell F&B that Brigitte said I could share him with her "

Ricky is that you ? If yes, please bring me my pants back. I need it as soon as possible i Have to go to the gloryhole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

These are fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

From a lovely couple

Could you tell nell Glynn, we'd quite enjoy having her sat on our bed, enjoying a nice cup of Yorkshire tea with her.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you let Nell know id love to chat. She’s truly beautiful.

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooohhhhh in for this but not hopeful

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Caffeine dusk, can you pop the kettle on, whilst a lovely couple slip into something a little more comfortable, they'll be round shortly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell revolver that I’d love to suck on his revolver

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"An absolute goddess says:

Please tell Thumper I'd go for a ride in his van

Toot toooooot!

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Oh go on then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell revolver that I’d love to suck on his revolver

Thanks whoever your are. It only fires blanks though.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

A mystery admirer writes: Could you tell the perfectly perky little pixxy that is nell gwynn that's she's a kind soul - who just happens to have a lovely butt!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in..

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

A very sexy friend of mine wants to say something

Please could you ask Caffeine Dusk if he would prefer it shorn or bewhiskered when we meet for mutual armpit sniffage

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

We are in

K x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We are in

TG x

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Incoming message from my mate

Could you tell Miss Giggles I'd like to tickle her fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i remember i think i liked this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An intriguing individual has sent me a message for mrs Gwynn...

Let me fuck you and your Ford Fiesta please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay in if I’m not too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very charismatic gentleman has asked to pass on a message to lovely Lisa B:

"I'd like to tell her how my week has gone in 3words as she shines my helmet with lemon pledge".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy friend of mine has asked me to tell Duchessb she owns the luckiest chair in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy friend of mine has asked me to tell Duchessb she owns the luckiest chair in the world"

I think I know who this is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming message from my mate

Could you tell Miss Giggles I'd like to tickle her fancy

I wonder who this is... I'm awful at these guessing games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wordsworth has visited us from beyond the grave to pass on a message to the beautiful Mellrose....

"I want my face , too meet her place !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very attractive young friend of mine says:

Can you please tell miss giggles I was hoping we could carry on from where we left off, I'm owed a tea after all

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A message for the gigglers. A rather scrumptious lady would love to pop round for a snugglefuck with you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An intriguing individual has sent me a message for mrs Gwynn...

Let me fuck you and your Ford Fiesta please? "

Hmmmmm such a mystery

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"A message for the gigglers. A rather scrumptious lady would love to pop round for a snugglefuck with you.. "

Ooh I have no idea who this could be, but we love snuggles, and love to fuck, so it would be a very appealing offer

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

A message for Tea Monkey:

"Please tell Tea that he is a very sexy monkey!".

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By *oodles09Woman
over a year ago

Newark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well ..am in

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

An anonymous source writes:

Please tell miss giggles i wanna put my balls in her cup for once but she needs to move her hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still time left to run on this thread ...

I'm in.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Happy to play postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wordsworth has visited us from beyond the grave to pass on a message to the beautiful Mellrose....

"I want my face , too meet her place !""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An anonymous source writes:

Please tell miss giggles i wanna put my balls in her cup for once but she needs to move her hand"

Well, this is an offer I've not had before

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Duchessb a very amorous fella has left a cheeky message for you

Can you tell duchess that one of these days we will be putting on a cam show! I promise to be gentle with her cervix.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Oops, message filters are off now, happy to play postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous friend says:

Hey, can you let tasty tasty know that when he is free for that cuppa I'll be there, with or without my hoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait for 8pm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duchessb a very amorous fella has left a cheeky message for you

Can you tell duchess that one of these days we will be putting on a cam show! I promise to be gentle with her cervix."

This is from you, isn’t it?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Late to the party

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Can I join in

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

I'm game be postie and send some for others to post on my behalf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight slides in gently

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beautiful eager beaver says:

Please tell F&B and Woody... I'll happily be in the middle of their man-sandwich...

Haha. Who’s driving and who’s in the passenger seat of this vehicle?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll join if anyone's still playing. Can't be postie though, too busy making rocky road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cupid calling!

Jasmine, you have an invitation from a gorgeous couple to spend New Year in Bude.

Cupid out.

Please can I have an invite to Bude as well? It's my home town

you'd be more than welcome. Dann, just blown our cover!!!"

Well this New Year gets better and better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Jasmine from a smoking forum hottie!!

Long time no speak. Still looking as hot as ever. Always nice seeing you pop up on my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in please.

I'll have to pop back later though as I've just got home x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me try that again…

A sexy guy just popped this in my box lol

I’ve just seen Midnight & Nell in the same place… it’s like all my dreams come true at once.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Oooooo I’m in for a bit

happy to play postie to you sexy people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An awesome bloke i know better than anyone says

Tell jasmine i should put my hand in your knickers

Love from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An awesome bloke i know better than anyone says

Tell jasmine i should put my hand in your knickers

Love from

Me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you ask miss giggles

If I make her a cuppa can I see her boobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you please tell the fabulous Nell Gwynn that we love it when she dances in her pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good mate of mine and james bonds has a message for midnight

Tell midnight I'd slide into her, I just can't promise to be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell mellrose id like to ride her monorail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me try that again…

A sexy guy just popped this in my box lol

I’ve just seen Midnight & Nell in the same place… it’s like all my dreams come true at once."

Is he saying we are a bit like busses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a friend

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By *endover4m3Man
over a year ago

newport

I'm in send them over let's play cupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful lady, with gorgeous hair told me

Can you please let Chill Out know that he looks sexy both in and out of a shirt sand has a rather teasing way of using and holding a belt…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness, my delicious friend has a message for the gorgeous Rickshawed

Please let Rickshawed know that they are a rather sexy couple and I’d love to be greedy and smooch them both

Ooofftt you won't be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me try that again…

A sexy guy just popped this in my box lol

I’ve just seen Midnight & Nell in the same place… it’s like all my dreams come true at once.

Is he saying we are a bit like busses

I’ve had a reply to your question M.

No, but I fantasise making you both come at once…x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely mate says:

Can you please let kinky boots know she can leave her boots on anytime as, long as it’s just her boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F&B, My gorgeous mate says she likes your sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you please tell the fabulous Nell Gwynn that we love it when she dances in her pants "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F&B, My gorgeous mate says she likes your sausage

I prefer ugly mate x

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I prefer ugly mate x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me try that again…

A sexy guy just popped this in my box lol

I’ve just seen Midnight & Nell in the same place… it’s like all my dreams come true at once.

Is he saying we are a bit like busses

I’ve had a reply to your question M.

No, but I fantasise making you both come at once…x"

Ding ding

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy lady asked me to say;

Can you tell Tasty tatsy I still owe him a cuppa, with or without my hoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very sexy lady asked me to say;

Can you tell Tasty tatsy I still owe him a cuppa, with or without my hoop "

You were slacking off, Postie! I had to step in and post that message an hour ago as you were AWOl

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"A very sexy lady asked me to say;

Can you tell Tasty tatsy I still owe him a cuppa, with or without my hoop

You were slacking off, Postie! I had to step in and post that message an hour ago as you were AWOl

He's striking in solidarity wirh the CWU.

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very sexy lady asked me to say;

Can you tell Tasty tatsy I still owe him a cuppa, with or without my hoop "

Ops looks like I wasn't the only 1 who was on a go slow and got distracted

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very good and sexy friend says;

Please tell Nero he is a most intriguing chap

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh my goodness, my delicious friend has a message for the gorgeous Rickshawed

Please let Rickshawed know that they are a rather sexy couple and I’d love to be greedy and smooch them both

Ooofftt you won't be disappointed

Sounds like fun. Might need to wait until we're over our colds though

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

In and also happy to deliver messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooft!! My insanely gorgeous friend said she would like to feel the depth and intensity of Thumper's gaze as they squirm underneath him

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Thanks to the lovely Posh, currently out herding penglings in the Antarctic, we have this wonderful pass time…

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch"

In and will open filters for one hour.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

We have another one from a lovely lady, for the ever popular Nero...

Not going to lie something about Nero makes me want him to tie me up and torture me with gentleman speak and his trumpet.

The fact that he is in SW1//3/7 and I'm in SW15 and within e-biking distance, fills my head with North/south divide literature and historical fantasies.

he will know it's me if he's observant. Lol!

Who do you fancy?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs TMN, a very alluring forumite would like you to know that they come with their own paddle, and they know how to use it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Mrs TMN, a very alluring forumite would like you to know that they come with their own paddle, and they know how to use it

Oh. My.

DMs are open

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

This one goes to _ryingitout19...

I'd be very happy to scrum down with him, especially if he wears that black ensemble

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Oooooft!! My insanely gorgeous friend said she would like to feel the depth and intensity of Thumper's gaze as they squirm underneath him

As you wish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely lady asked me to pass on a message

Could you tell the very lovely Nell Gwynn that I think her eyes are mesmerising, and the rest of her takes my breath away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thumper! You popular thing, you!

My utterly divine friend says they're glad to see you back, now when are going to sample some Cornish treats?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"This one goes to _ryingitout19...

I'd be very happy to scrum down with him, especially if he wears that black ensemble

Game on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of this one. Thanks op, and good fun.

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By *ubyBlairWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish / Edinburgh

I’m in, if it’s not too late! And happy to be postie, too

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

If this is still going, I'm in for the tail end, and happy to be anyone's mate if they still need one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my scrumptious mate has a mesaage for Hovis...

Would you mind telling Hovis, that I'd rather enjoy him spreading me

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message from my mate to hovis waffle

Can you please send a message to hovis waffle that he is far too fit for his own good….can he come here and help me workout?

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Thumper! You popular thing, you!

My utterly divine friend says they're glad to see you back, now when are going to sample some Cornish treats?

Im not sure whats going on... but I like it

And I'll try anything twice

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oops, just noticed this message from a mate of mine

Midnight. If the clock strikes 12, don't run off. Just slip into bed with me and we can have a ball

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Hello

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"A beautiful eager beaver says:

Please tell F&B and Woody... I'll happily be in the middle of their man-sandwich...

Haha. Who’s driving and who’s in the passenger seat of this vehicle? "

Switch sides/positions.

It's not me by the way.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Thumper! You popular thing, you!

My utterly divine friend says they're glad to see you back, now when are going to sample some Cornish treats?

Im not sure whats going on... but I like it

And I'll try anything twice

They are after you now _humper. Lol!

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Hello!!! I'm in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops, just noticed this message from a mate of mine

Midnight. If the clock strikes 12, don't run off. Just slip into bed with me and we can have a ball

Oh i feel like i should know who this is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo message from a very sexy lady

Can you please ask desirables encounters if he does house calls as I am in need of some diy especially from a sexy man? I would be terribly grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just quit royal mail

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Bowing out for us

Tg x

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

As I thought

I'm out

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Thanks to the lovely Posh, currently out herding penglings in the Antarctic, we have this wonderful pass time…

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

In and will open filters for one hour."

Now closing filters has been fun all. Now to shower from the unsolicited 28 messages I've received during that hour.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Cupid calling!

Jasmine, you have an invitation from a gorgeous couple to spend New Year in Bude.

Cupid out.

Please can I have an invite to Bude as well? It's my home town

you'd be more than welcome. Dann, just blown our cover!!!

Well this New Year gets better and better

xx "
seems that way.. hope we can last til midnight.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"xx seems that way.. hope we can last til midnight.

Well, should auld acquaintance be forgot, here's a new one who'd love to work his way onto the guest list.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"A very good and sexy friend says;

Please tell Nero he is a most intriguing chap"

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That's very gracious of 'you'.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"We have another one from a lovely lady, for the ever popular Nero...

Not going to lie something about Nero makes me want him to tie me up and torture me with gentleman speak and his trumpet.

The fact that he is in SW1//3/7 and I'm in SW15 and within e-biking distance, fills my head with North/south divide literature and historical fantasies.

he will know it's me if he's observant. Lol!

Who do you fancy?

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By *anclad20500Man
over a year ago

Salford

I’m in if this is still going?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By *b72Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Tallyho!!!!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, it was fun playing Cupid! Happy to do so again, in between a little exercise for the good of my soul/arms.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In if we're not too late lol

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Wordsworth has visited us from beyond the grave to pass on a message to the beautiful Mellrose....

"I want my face , too meet her place !"

Made you giggle at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still in "

This is also good

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 last go

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