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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Your birthdate is your room number Who’s sharing?

I’m in Room 17 x I’ll let you in if you have the same birthday!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've booked 31

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x

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By *immo1867Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Room 12

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x"

I'm next door in number 6, I apologise now for the noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 11

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Room 30, and its booked for this Friday.

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By *inkycarolineTV/TS
over a year ago

Kilwinning

Room 5.....

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x

I'm next door in number 6, I apologise now for the noise "

Just a few doors down, room 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 16 for me

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Room 31. I was left for last

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I just say ...I'm liking this hotel already

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I’ll take room 3 please

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Room 11"

Lucky you, top or bottom?

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x

I'm next door in number 6, I apologise now for the noise "

Looks like we’re sharing

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By *winginggentMan
over a year ago

chingford

I’m in room 9

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

27...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Room 9 ohh no I see its allready occupied! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 14 for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger there is someone in room 6 already... gonna be a tight squeeze

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By *avidSwingerMan
over a year ago

Kibworth

Room 2 for me please, anyone want to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 is perfect for me plus it means everyone gets to hear me shagging too live a good walk past the cleaners after

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26 - so, today…!

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By *mmortalValkyrieWoman
over a year ago

From a galaxy far far away


"Your birthdate is your room number Who’s sharing?

I’m in Room 17 x I’ll let you in if you have the same birthday!!"

Yay roomie!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 28 for me.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

22 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 7 for me

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"27..."

Neighbours, I'm room 28, fingers crossed for a connecting door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 22, please order a club sandwich and extra towels..l

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Your birthdate is your room number Who’s sharing?

I’m in Room 17 x I’ll let you in if you have the same birthday!!

Yay roomie!!!!!

"

We will have some fun !! Xx

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By *lassic guyMan
over a year ago

my bed to your just ask

Very low count for myself 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x"

Looks like its going to be wild as a few noisy ones are sharing too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think I'll be wandering down the corridor knocking on a few doors lol

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

14 for me

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night."

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Room 14 for me please "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 11"

Win! Mind sharing?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are the ladies going to flash in the corridors like the fab pictures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 6 has a Queen size bed and fully stocked bar

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x

I'm next door in number 6, I apologise now for the noise

Just a few doors down, room 4.

"

Ooh we’re sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 21 free ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 11"

I’m 11 … Hi ^^

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - RWB-Swindon

Room 6 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hotel only opens every four years

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"My hotel only opens every four years "

Ahhh leap year

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My hotel only opens every four years "

Room 29 ?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Room 31. I was left for last "

It'll have a well stocked fridge btw. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 5....."

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 28 for me."

Me too. Now just have to book the flight from Ireland

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By *aturelover 69Man
over a year ago

Evesham


"Your birthdate is your room number Who’s sharing?

I’m in Room 17 x I’ll let you in if you have the same birthday!!"

I'm 311

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Your birthdate is your room number Who’s sharing?

I’m in Room 17 x I’ll let you in if you have the same birthday!!

Yay roomie!!!!!

We will have some fun !! Xx"

Can you two keep the noise down im in room 16 trying to watch coronation street since I’m on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I will pop on a tight maids outfit and go knocking door to door

Knock knock " Housekeeping" " You want your bed turning down "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 22 then please

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By *ockhard4u69Man
over a year ago

Limousin, France

Room 4 for me

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Rooms 3 is awfully lonely lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My Fab birthday is 17th, that'll do. Unfortunately due to circumstances beyond my control, I'm staying at home.

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - RWB-Swindon

Can room 5 move the headboard please it making a right racket in room 6 lol

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Your birthdate is your room number Who’s sharing?

I’m in Room 17 x I’ll let you in if you have the same birthday!!

Yay roomie!!!!!

We will have some fun !! Xx

Can you two keep the noise down im in room 16 trying to watch coronation street since I’m on my own "

Come and join !!

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I think this would be a busy hotel. I hope room 11 is designed for multiple occupancy.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Room 5.

It's got a Nespresso machine and complimentary KitKat.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My Fab birthday is 17th, that'll do. Unfortunately due to circumstances beyond my control, I'm staying at home."

So near and yet so far!!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Room 22 for me

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm in 16, hope the other guy doesn't snoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 5.

It's got a Nespresso machine and complimentary KitKat."

We're roomies!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Room 5.

It's got a Nespresso machine and complimentary KitKat.

We're roomies! "

IF we don't get to share anything can we at least share the KitKats?

#WomenLoveChocolate

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

31 represent!

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Swindon (just visiting)

Room 23 please, looks like it's just me for now.....

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 5.

It's got a Nespresso machine and complimentary KitKat.

We're roomies!

IF we don't get to share anything can we at least share the KitKats?

#WomenLoveChocolate "

I was going to say ... you may have mine! I'm not a chocolate fan

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields


"Your birthdate is your room number Who’s sharing?

I’m in Room 17 x I’ll let you in if you have the same birthday!!"

Next theres a month one and next a year one. Then one for your bank account number! Good social engineering this!

You're lucky, I suck cock really well, unlucky for you, this is the male half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17 for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 22 then please"

Oh My...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 22 for me "

Oh my oh my...

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

Room 10

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Room 22 for me "

I’m in room 23, so its close enough

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Room 11"

Well, didn't I get lucky!

I hope Room Service has plenty of ice buckets.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

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By *irtuousBullMan
over a year ago

lake district


"Room 11

Well, didn't I get lucky!

I hope Room Service has plenty of ice buckets."

Tough tits mate, you'll have me curtain twitching by the looks of it

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By *iquid GoldCouple
over a year ago

gloucestershire


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x"

That will be me joining you (Mrs), hubby will be next door in room 8 (but he will happily join us if invited!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Room 22 for me

Oh my oh my..."

She'll chew you up mate. She drives an BMW Alpina.

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By *ob1Man
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"27...

Neighbours, I'm room 28, fingers crossed for a connecting door! "

Just come through... I'm sat here on my own anyway haha!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Room 5.

It's got a Nespresso machine and complimentary KitKat.

We're roomies!

IF we don't get to share anything can we at least share the KitKats?

#WomenLoveChocolate

I was going to say ... you may have mine! I'm not a chocolate fan "

But coffee is acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 5.

It's got a Nespresso machine and complimentary KitKat.

We're roomies!

IF we don't get to share anything can we at least share the KitKats?

#WomenLoveChocolate

I was going to say ... you may have mine! I'm not a chocolate fan

But coffee is acceptable?"

Oh absolutely, yes please! Dunking suddenly becomes acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in room 11

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x"

I'm in room 7 too..lucky me.

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x

That will be me joining you (Mrs), hubby will be next door in room 8 (but he will happily join us if invited! "

I'm joining both of you .. dreams can come true.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"17 for me too"

Looks like I’m in luck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 20 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 22 then please

Oh My..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x

That will be me joining you (Mrs), hubby will be next door in room 8 (but he will happily join us if invited! "

Happy days. It would be rude not to invite him although he may be enjoying himself in his own room

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotel with 1000 rooms, numbered 000 to 999. What’s your number according to the 3 digit security number on the back of your credit card?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Room 22 for me

Oh my oh my...

She'll chew you up mate. She drives an BMW Alpina. "

Who does?

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Room 22 here as well

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"A hotel with 1000 rooms, numbered 000 to 999. What’s your number according to the 3 digit security number on the back of your credit card? "

Clever Berks, but not that clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 7 is busying up, fantastic.

Can you imagine how much fun this hotel would be... oooft

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 28 please

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By *asygoingrichMan
over a year ago

York

Room 2 for me, why not pop in while your passing

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Room 4 please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 7 it is.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Room 4 for me "

Getting quite busy in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 for me, currently on my own unless I missed someone. Means I can get a good power nap until someone joins me

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Room 4 please. "

I think we may need a penthouse suite soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hotel with 1000 rooms, numbered 000 to 999. What’s your number according to the 3 digit security number on the back of your credit card? "

I'm not falling for that. I'll just send photocopies of the front and back, thank you very much.

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

I think I’m alone in room 15

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Room 4 for me

Getting quite busy in here "

I’m changing my birthday!!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Room 22 for me

I’m in room 23, so its close enough "

Fancy a game of Twister?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x

That will be me joining you (Mrs), hubby will be next door in room 8 (but he will happily join us if invited!

Happy days. It would be rude not to invite him although he may be enjoying himself in his own room

NBVN x"

Nope, he's sharing with at least 2 others.

Thought I think room 7 may need an entire floor to themselves.

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By *ressed4fun03TV/TS
over a year ago

Midlands

14 but happy to watch or wait my turn

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By *iquid GoldCouple
over a year ago

gloucestershire


"Room 7 please, I wonder who will be joining me?

NBVN x

That will be me joining you (Mrs), hubby will be next door in room 8 (but he will happily join us if invited!

Happy days. It would be rude not to invite him although he may be enjoying himself in his own room

NBVN x"

That he may but I think I can safely say he would have more fun with us

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore "

Somehow, I doubt we will get sleep. Have you seen how many people are in room 7.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Room 21 for me.

I'll leave the door open.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore

Somehow, I doubt we will get sleep. Have you seen how many people are in room 7.

"

Good point, we'll have to either gatecrash or attempt make some noise of our own

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Oh I'm sure room 8 will have lots of fun.

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By *emmabTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Room 24 for me and only me atm. 22 and 23 staked to the rafters. Not going to any sleep with all the doors bang shut all night

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Room 13 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 30 is a bit empty so far..

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Room number 24 for me, and 25 for hubby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 14 for me please

Me too "

Hope you don't mind snoring, although with you there I don't think I'd get much sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore

Somehow, I doubt we will get sleep. Have you seen how many people are in room 7.

Good point, we'll have to either gatecrash or attempt make some noise of our own "

We have an open door policy for room 7

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"14 but happy to watch or wait my turn"

The more the mariya

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore

Somehow, I doubt we will get sleep. Have you seen how many people are in room 7.

Good point, we'll have to either gatecrash or attempt make some noise of our own

We have an open door policy for room 7

NBVN x"

I may have to have an honorary birthday on the 7th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"26 - so, today…!"

Hello roomie...

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

22! I have gin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore

Somehow, I doubt we will get sleep. Have you seen how many people are in room 7.

Good point, we'll have to either gatecrash or attempt make some noise of our own

We have an open door policy for room 7

NBVN x

I may have to have an honorary birthday on the 7th. "

Yay CG bring that strawberry gateau from your pics and we can feast in room 7

NBVN x

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Gin sounds good lol 22 as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see that Room number 1 is the GOAT with me and inevitable

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore

Somehow, I doubt we will get sleep. Have you seen how many people are in room 7.

Good point, we'll have to either gatecrash or attempt make some noise of our own

We have an open door policy for room 7

NBVN x

I may have to have an honorary birthday on the 7th.

Yay CG bring that strawberry gateau from your pics and we can feast in room 7

NBVN x"

Deal. I'll bring you a spoon.

I may be busy eating something else

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport


"Gin sounds good lol 22 as well"

Hey roomie!!! Let's have a party!!

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore

Somehow, I doubt we will get sleep. Have you seen how many people are in room 7.

Good point, we'll have to either gatecrash or attempt make some noise of our own

We have an open door policy for room 7

NBVN x

I may have to have an honorary birthday on the 7th.

Yay CG bring that strawberry gateau from your pics and we can feast in room 7

NBVN x"

Cake!! Ok I'm opening the connecting doors, us in room 6 want cake too

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Haha;) exactly what I was thinking

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore

Somehow, I doubt we will get sleep. Have you seen how many people are in room 7.

Good point, we'll have to either gatecrash or attempt make some noise of our own

We have an open door policy for room 7

NBVN x

I may have to have an honorary birthday on the 7th.

Yay CG bring that strawberry gateau from your pics and we can feast in room 7

NBVN x

Cake!! Ok I'm opening the connecting doors, us in room 6 want cake too "

There's plenty to go around- cake that is.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Swindon (just visiting)


"Room 24 for me and only me atm. 22 and 23 staked to the rafters. Not going to any sleep with all the doors bang shut all night "

Nope, I'm all on my Todd in 23. My 1 potential roomier ditched me in favour of 22

Looks like I'll be popping in some ear plugs and catching up on my beauty sleep zzzzz

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nice to see that Room number 1 is the GOAT with me and inevitable "

It was inevitable you'd end up playing with goats. But we don't judge.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I'm in room 2 sharing with so far two fabbers up there ^^^ Can't promise shenanigans but at least I have one guy to fetch gin from the bar and one to hold my hair when I'm puking in the loo later...

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19, so empty there is an echo.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

15 here

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Room 5.

It's got a Nespresso machine and complimentary KitKat.

We're roomies!

IF we don't get to share anything can we at least share the KitKats?

#WomenLoveChocolate

I was going to say ... you may have mine! I'm not a chocolate fan

But coffee is acceptable? Oh absolutely, yes please! Dunking suddenly becomes acceptable "

Dunking leads to... ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 8. Hope my neighbors aren't too noisy all night.

Hello roomie! I promise I don't snore

Somehow, I doubt we will get sleep. Have you seen how many people are in room 7.

Good point, we'll have to either gatecrash or attempt make some noise of our own

We have an open door policy for room 7

NBVN x

I may have to have an honorary birthday on the 7th.

Yay CG bring that strawberry gateau from your pics and we can feast in room 7

NBVN x

Cake!! Ok I'm opening the connecting doors, us in room 6 want cake too "

Room 7 knows how to get a sexy party going on. Open that connecting door my lovely

NBVN x

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I think I’m alone in room 15 "

Hey roomie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in 11

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport


"Room 24 for me and only me atm. 22 and 23 staked to the rafters. Not going to any sleep with all the doors bang shut all night

Nope, I'm all on my Todd in 23. My 1 potential roomier ditched me in favour of 22

Looks like I'll be popping in some ear plugs and catching up on my beauty sleep zzzzz"

LOL there's always room for a few gatecrashers!

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By *loop JohnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Room 25...

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Haha sure there is, don't be shy

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

Room 8; maybe it's a suite!

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Looks like I better bring a crossword I'm on my own

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Cake!! Ok I'm opening the connecting doors, us in room 6 want cake too

Room 7 knows how to get a sexy party going on. Open that connecting door my lovely

NBVN x"

By inviting me.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Sorry to disappoint those already in room 5

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

23 for the boy and 17 for Kitty!

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.


"Room 23 please, looks like it's just me for now.....

K x"

That’s handy for The Boy!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hotel california?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Sorry to disappoint those already in room 5 "

I incorrectly presumed you'd been in

Room (Obi) 1.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Room 22 for me

I’m in room 23, so its close enough

Fancy a game of Twister? "

Oh yeah? How flexible are you?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Room 28 for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"27..."

Looks like we are sharing

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Room 2 for me

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Your birthdate is your room number Who’s sharing?

I’m in Room 17 x I’ll let you in if you have the same birthday!!

Yay roomie!!!!!

We will have some fun !! Xx

Can you two keep the noise down im in room 16 trying to watch coronation street since I’m on my own "

It better be Coronation Street Sluts - the gang bang chronicles of Vera Duckworth!! Shift over I brought pringles and a pop up bar

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Sorry to disappoint those already in room 5

I incorrectly presumed you'd been in

Room (Obi) 1. "

Bahdumtishhhhhh

Where’s the drum kit emoji

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Hello beautiful people in room 17 room for a little sweetness?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I’m in room 2 holding cherry’s hair when she’s puking it seems! Hello to other roommates, I’m really sorry I snore so best you keep me awake

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Looks like it’s only blokes in room 31 any ladies care to join

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By *uffdiver400Man
over a year ago

Cumnock

I'm in room no.25

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth


"Room 5.....

Me too! "

And me too. Got a bit of 3 way fun in the making I reckon

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Room 9 I come baring rum & snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room 5.

It's got a Nespresso machine and complimentary KitKat."

I’ll Put the kettle on.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"I’m in room 2 holding cherry’s hair when she’s puking it seems! Hello to other roommates, I’m really sorry I snore so best you keep me awake "

I don't think there'll be much sleeping, not with the noisy lot down the corridor in 17

Cherry x

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Room 4 please.

I think we may need a penthouse suite soon "

Sounds like an orgy might be in order! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Room 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 12 for me.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Swindon (just visiting)


"Room 23 please, looks like it's just me for now.....

K x

That’s handy for The Boy!"

I finally get a roomie, yay!

Maybe we can sneak Rob in later too, don't think much is happening in room 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 18 (Ali)

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I'm in Room 15 "

Apologies from room 16 which now has the ozzy Osbourne marathon on and its cranked up to 11!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many answers to read them all so I’ll go with 13

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Room 22 for me

I’m in room 23, so its close enough

Fancy a game of Twister?

Oh yeah? How flexible are you? "

Flexible enough to reach the biscuits at the same time ha ha

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"I’m in room 2 holding cherry’s hair when she’s puking it seems! Hello to other roommates, I’m really sorry I snore so best you keep me awake

I don't think there'll be much sleeping, not with the noisy lot down the corridor in 17

Cherry x"

Times like this I don’t know whether to ask them to keep it down or keep it up

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