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Strangest object used for pleasure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so was with a pal of mine the other night an we got on to what the strangest thing they've used as a sex toy, I found hers quite funny as it was her fella at the time, an she said she used his electric tooth brush in both holes too lol bad breath is what I'm thinking.

But what's your strangest object used??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno about strange.. but i find the best thing for oral please id chocolate

mmm taste good in my mouth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dunno about strange.. but i find the best thing for oral please id chocolate

mmm taste good in my mouth.. "

Bren try sparkling wine its the fizz that does it!

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

Space dust if any of you remember that its like popping candy what a feeling on the tongue when giving your lady a good licking

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My lady fb once inserted her mobile set to vibrate in a condom up her then I rang her....she didn't answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot. Cucumber. And once a bicycle pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little bit of toothpaste on your tongue as you pleasure her orally,if she's sensitive she will explode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a bloody good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little bit of toothpaste on your tongue as you pleasure her orally,if she's sensitive she will explode!"

Hmmm tried that one, she did explode and I got kicked in the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little bit of toothpaste on your tongue as you pleasure her orally,if she's sensitive she will explode!

Hmmm tried that one, she did explode and I got kicked in the head "

its gotta be worth a kick in the head!

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

i once used a woman ( i think thats how you spell it) . It was only the once , and what a strange experience it was.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A 48mm plasma infusion coupling with a reversed chrono-seal sphincter....

...it a long story involving a three female Talaysian escorts, a rogue cyborg from Denix IX and a plate of scampi...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A 48mm plasma infusion coupling with a reversed chrono-seal sphincter....

...it a long story involving a three female Talaysian escorts, a rogue cyborg from Denix IX and a plate of scampi... "

That old chestnut!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A 48mm plasma infusion coupling with a reversed chrono-seal sphincter....

...it a long story involving a three female Talaysian escorts, a rogue cyborg from Denix IX and a plate of scampi...

That old chestnut!"

EDIT!

We/you actually didn't use the chestnuts in the end did you/we?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"A 48mm plasma infusion coupling with a reversed chrono-seal sphincter....

...it a long story involving a three female Talaysian escorts, a rogue cyborg from Denix IX and a plate of scampi...

That old chestnut!

EDIT!

We/you actually didn't use the chestnuts in the end did you/we?"

It's a bit of a blur to be honest. They may have been cashew nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex mother-in-law's daughter....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Anybody for a chocolate fountain?

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By *awty nannaWoman
over a year ago

sheffield

exrta strong mint ice lolly, made him explode !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicks does what all pussy and cock rubs wish to do with out the hefty price tag

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not so much an 'object'.

My imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so was with a pal of mine the other night an we got on to what the strangest thing they've used as a sex toy, I found hers quite funny as it was her fella at the time, an she said she used his electric tooth brush in both holes too lol bad breath is what I'm thinking.

But what's your strangest object used?????? "

ive had guys offer to buy the heads of my leccy toothrush after ive been playing with it

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"A little bit of toothpaste on your tongue as you pleasure her orally,if she's sensitive she will explode!"

You have to be careful though to much toothpaste and it will sting. She will not thank you for that lol.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Had some fun with an ex of mine who liked to insert a courgette, she drew the line when I selected an aubergine

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Impulse (body spray) can in a condom, the handle of a samurai sword and a broom.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

telescope..I want to see uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impulse (body spray) can in a condom, the handle of a samurai sword and a broom.

- Amy. x"

sounds like weapons for a zombie apocalypse

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Impulse (body spray) can in a condom, the handle of a samurai sword and a broom.

- Amy. x

sounds like weapons for a zombie apocalypse "

Shh! I'm slowly stocking up on weapons just incase. I wouldn't trust any other hiding place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, some of these answers are brilliant.

weirdest object, an ex (of Mr A's) use to regularly use a galileo thermometer to get off. Was really difficult to tell the temperature while she did as well! Most off putting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impulse (body spray) can in a condom, the handle of a samurai sword and a broom.

- Amy. x"

The handle or the head of the broom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After being married over 20 years it's more a case of what we haven't used

Once used a spark plug, that was Champion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Impulse (body spray) can in a condom, the handle of a samurai sword and a broom.

- Amy. x

The handle or the head of the broom? "

The handle... but for pressure points rather than penetration...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a teenager I used the hose from the vacuum cleaner to suck me off, literally. It felt lovely but I was careful not to come in it as I didnt want my mum to wonder why she had congealed dust in the hoover bag.

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By *entilusMan
over a year ago

Beautiful North Wales

Glad your equipment survived your teenage years!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A man - strange, strange things. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Who is the quality controller for this thing?

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