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Fish out of water?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In a bar sat night with friend/occasional fuck hook up guy and they had no Bacardi. Reeling from horror I had what he was having.

A pint.

Butch doesn’t come close. Nearly wished my nails were in camo. Surrounded by beardy plaid wearing bears too.

When did you lady find yourself a fish out of water?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Haha any time I’ve been served a drink in a pint glass

It’s just not cricket!! I only like glasses that are for ladies !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only like glasses that are for ladies ! "

^Dame Edna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you only took lady sips instead of slamming it down, you should be fine

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

There is some resonance in your post OP: I'm flummoxed on why some bars are serving Gin and Tonics in huge medieval glass goblets. I mean, this is hardly knights of the round table shit.

I prefer my gin to be served in a highball glass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is some resonance in your post OP: I'm flummoxed on why some bars are serving Gin and Tonics in huge medieval glass goblets. I mean, this is hardly knights of the round table shit.

I prefer my gin to be served in a highball glass."

Prefer my gin in a Copa.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"As long as you only took lady sips instead of slamming it down, you should be fine "

And didn't burp after downing it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Haha any time I’ve been served a drink in a pint glass

It’s just not cricket!! I only like glasses that are for ladies ! "

•

You could always maintain the subterfuge by walking into the 'gents' and doing a stand up wee.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

The last ever job interview I went to I was a real fish out of water. I have no idea how I even got the interview in the first place but there I was, completely out of my depth,but then came the assessment... I was drowning with no life belt.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I drink pints. And at 5 feet tall I imagine I look like I’m drinking out of a bucket. But it saves going to the bar twice.

Otherwise I’m very ladylike

Mrs Misty

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

She's pint sized. ^

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"She's pint sized. ^"

Ba-dum tish….

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"She's pint sized. ^

Ba-dum tish….

"

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Oh, she dropped her glass!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"She's pint sized. ^

Ba-dum tish….

•

Oh, she dropped her glass!"

It’s ok - t’was empty. If you’re offering a new one

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"She's pint sized. ^

Ba-dum tish….

•

Oh, she dropped her glass!

It’s ok - t’was empty. If you’re offering a new one "

°

Certainly. But you'll have to join me in Room 5 in the other thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When being on a plane

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"She's pint sized. ^

Ba-dum tish….

•

Oh, she dropped her glass!

It’s ok - t’was empty. If you’re offering a new one

°

Certainly. But you'll have to join me in Room 5 in the other thread... "

I’m going to struggle to get out of the door tbh

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I can't do pint sized drinks of any type, always end up pouring some of it down my face

Small glass here please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first started dating Mr NBVN he invited me to join him and some climbing friends to the Banff mountain and rock film festival.

I was going straight from work with an hours drive to the venue and so was wearing corporate/work clothes with stilettos etc. Everyone else was wearing climbing/outdoors kind of clothing.

The female organiser of the group looked me up and down and in front of the entire group (who I had never met before) asked me if I was a climber? Although I may not be a climber I do thoroughly enjoy the great outdoors (running, hiking, skiing, paddleboarding) and my clothing shouldn't need to qualify my interest in such things. I told her 'no' and refused to justify my interest...because my interest does not need her validation. Yet I then totally felt like a fish out of water, and felt judged.

I still had a lovely evening and the short films were utterly amazing and inspirational.

NBVN x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I quite often have a pint of cider, but then I have man sized hands which engulf little glasses

I recently walked into a bar full of bouncing 20 year old's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Saturday night I was invited out last minute for a birthday drink with a trans girl I know. Turned up to find her with her friend who was also trans. Nothing strange here until they decided that they wanted to go to a club after the bar and I was dragged along kicking and screaming.

I don’t dance… well it’s more that I can’t dance but these two girls really could. They were strutting their stuff for ages while I just looked like a prize plonker stood there swaying. I’m already noticeable as I’m fairly tall, then I’m stood with two insanely good looking girls who are gyrating around me while I try and look cool…. And hide a bit of arousal!

Totally out of my comfort zone but the night ended well still so every cloud and all that

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Fish out of water. Somebody slap me. As I was thinking about a fanny the morning after.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

At a posh wedding Saturday night I ordered a pint of dark fruit cider lol got a few looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as you only took lady sips instead of slamming it down, you should be fine

And didn't burp after downing it "

Just point your finger up and say :

“ one more “

for as many times as u like ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone can feel like a fish out of water when they are somewhere that they feel they shouldn't be , wherever that is .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they gave me a barbie in my happy meal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they gave me a barbie in my happy meal "

As long as Barbie gets a Big Mac it’s a happy meal

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