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"Did it land on number two?" Nah massive fart | |||
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"Same thing happened to the cousin of my friend Ricky Machado. His ass can swallow a lot ! " Well nice to know I'm not the only idiot  | |||
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"Same thing happened to the cousin of my friend Ricky Machado. His ass can swallow a lot ! Well nice to know I'm not the only idiot "Trust me A&E is full of ‘idiots’ that have fallen foul of sex related injuries | |||
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On my first meet with Mr NBVN the condom came off deep inside me, after the initial shock & 'oh f#ck' I went to the loo and Mr NBVN & I took it in turns to fish it out using our fingers. It was so not a sexy fingering/almost fisting experience and we were both laughing and relieved after... yes in more ways than one 
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"Sex toy story, there must be loads - mine was experimenting with kegal balls up my arse (stupid idea I know) of course it disappeared and with no way to extract it all I could do was sit on the bog and hope. Well it fired out with what seemed like the velocity of a bullet made a very loud clattering noise as it hit then spun round the pan roulette ball style. Fortunately it didn't break the bog but my housemate did shout 'what the fuck was that' I mumbled some excuse "sorry,that was just too funny  I dont have them type of stories but I was pretty embarrassed when I was coming home from Germany with some toys in my hand luggage | |||
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"Sex toy story, there must be loads - mine was experimenting with kegal balls up my arse (stupid idea I know) of course it disappeared and with no way to extract it all I could do was sit on the bog and hope. Well it fired out with what seemed like the velocity of a bullet made a very loud clattering noise as it hit then spun round the pan roulette ball style. Fortunately it didn't break the bog but my housemate did shout 'what the fuck was that' I mumbled some excuse sorry,that was just too funny I dont have them type of stories but I was pretty embarrassed when I was coming home from Germany with some toys in my hand luggage "Did they get you to turn them on to prove it's not some new type of explosive device  | |||
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"Sex toy story, there must be loads - mine was experimenting with kegal balls up my arse (stupid idea I know) of course it disappeared and with no way to extract it all I could do was sit on the bog and hope. Well it fired out with what seemed like the velocity of a bullet made a very loud clattering noise as it hit then spun round the pan roulette ball style. Fortunately it didn't break the bog but my housemate did shout 'what the fuck was that' I mumbled some excuse sorry,that was just too funny I dont have them type of stories but I was pretty embarrassed when I was coming home from Germany with some toys in my hand luggage
Did they get you to turn them on to prove it's not some new type of explosive device "I had to take batteries out.lol Security guys were laughing their arses off so was I if im honest | |||
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